Honest Bender: "I'm an engineer who has a prominently displayed star wars/star trek collection."
Ponzholio: Oh, I thought you were the other one in your profile picture...
jadeblue: "Most girls with a skirt that short just look like a huge whore. But you pull it off."
GalFriday: I love you!
EviLincoln: "Does anyone else know you're here?"
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DonWrite: EviLincoln: "Does anyone else know you're here?"Does this rag smell like chloroform?
CapeFearCadaver: So, wanna make some babies?
Current Resident: Oh my God! I have that same dress!
Al_Ed: CapeFearCadaver: So, wanna make some babies?You'd be surprised...this worked for me once.
jadeblue: GalFriday: I love you!I missed this the first time. :-/
LlamaGirl: Current Resident: Oh my God! I have that same dress!*shrug* that wouldn't bother me.
CapeFearCadaver: Al_Ed: CapeFearCadaver: So, wanna make some babies?You'd be surprised...this worked for me once.I just got an email....
BusketsMcBride: jadeblue: GalFriday: I love you!I missed this the first time. :-/I SAID I LOVE YOU.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I am a really big deal on a certain internet community.
Dance Party: I am a woman trapped in a man's body.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I really enjoy the erotic subtext of the Smurfs.
LlamaGirl: "what happened to your eye, Quasimodo?"
Al_Ed: "Oh, these? Costco shrimp".
EviLincoln: "I don't have coupons for this restaurant"
Ponzholio: EviLincoln: "I don't have coupons for this restaurant""Tell them you're under 12 to eat off the kids menu... oh, you really are under 12? SWEET!"
EviLincoln: "I know where there's a really nice Long John Silvers"
CapeFearCadaver: EviLincoln: "I know where there's a really nice Long John Silvers"SPOONY!
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Being charged is not the same as being convicted
LlamaGirl: Al_Ed: :(loooooooove you
Al_Ed: "We split up shortly after a snorkeling trip to Aruba".
CapeFearCadaver: Al_Ed: "We split up shortly after a snorkeling trip to Aruba"."Hey, I have two tickets to go to Aruba next week. Wanna come? You don't have to do anything you don't want to, promise."
R.A.Danny: You kiss better than Heathen's mother.
CapeFearCadaver: "Wanna come outside real quick and see something that I have in my trunk? It's reeeally cool.... What's that? Oh, if I tell you then it'll ruin the surprise!.... No really, please?"That one actually happened to me once.
CapeFearCadaver: That one actually happened to me once.
Heathen: you have no sense of adventure
Current Resident: O.O
EviLincoln: CapeFearCadaver: "Wanna come outside real quick and see something that I have in my trunk? It's reeeally cool.... What's that? Oh, if I tell you then it'll ruin the surprise!.... No really, please?"That one actually happened to me once.What was in the trunk?
EviLincoln: "Wow. You eat those breadsticks like it's your job"
Heathen: R.A.Danny: You kiss better than Heathen's mother.PROVE IT!
Spoon over Marin: I'll have the num num lobster
EviLincoln: "Oh, this is my mom's car"
James!: "I really shouldn't be dating this soon out of rehab, but your profile really spoke to me."
Al_Ed: "You have small hands...which is good because that'll make my cock seem bigger".
nmrsnr: Sorry I'm gonna have to cut this date short, but I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
EviLincoln: "You're gonna love my wife!"
MaudlinMutantMollusk: EviLincoln: "You're gonna love my wife!""My wife is going to love you!"
Nana's Vibrator: This is CapeFearCadaver. She's our chaperone, just like on Love Connection. Act up and b*tch will cut you in two and two.
offmymeds: (To be used after sex, if you get it on the first date) "So, if I told you - and this is just a hypothetical - if I told you I might have herpes, what would you say?"
GreenSun: "My doctor said my HIV miraculously healed."
HoratioGates: What the doctors don't tell you is how much priapism hurts. Still, I knew this was our first date, so I came anyway. I just wish there was something I could do about it.
robbrie: Shaved, waxed, or au natural?
jadeblue: "I'd like to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ."
slayer199: Do you spit or swallow?
CapeFearCadaver: "Hi, my name is Moderator."
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Hello, I'm Drew Curtis.
Anayalator: "Yeah, I'll bet. You want rough? I'll tell you about rough.In fact, there ain't nobody in this thread that knows SH*T about rough.Y'all can all shut the **** up. I'm a DKE and proud of it. I swear to god I went to hell and back to be able to call myself a DKE. I went through some shiat that y'all could never imagine going through.One of our older brothers is a US Navy Seal and just got back from somewhere in Afghanistan. He said that he would rather go through basic training and he would rather go back and fight for a week before he would come back and go throughour initiation. Trust me, y'all motherf*ckin **** couldn't handle the sh*t that goes down for 5 minutes...Go on and hate on my fraternity if you want, I don't give a sh*t, there's nothing I can technically do about it, but I think it's a proven fact that the only reason have for hating on fraternities is that they don't know, or are scared to go through what it takes to be apart of it.For those of you that don't know, DKE is an active chapter of what is known as the "Skull and Bones" the most secret society in the nation. More secret than the CIA, and possibly the NSA. George Bush, Jr, and Sr, were both Dekes, as well as both the Roosevelts,andGerald Ford.How about THAT? We had 7 of our leading presidents, more than any other fraternity of common group ever. We were the leading provider for the Civil war, both north and south, we were the first fraternity in the state of Mississippi, as well as Alabama, and Louisiana.Y'all don't know sh*t about what I've been through, and until you come over and go through what I've been through to call my brothers brothers then **** off. I don't give a **** about anybody on here. So shut the **** up."
eViLpOpTaRt: I'm not wearing a bra.
fang06554: Rape isn't really a crime. No one really means no.
Uglybarnacle: My Name is Gorgor. Would you like to see my photo library?
lesliessexxy: Not sure if anyone's mentioned it, because I don't feel like sifting throughBUT WHEN THE fark DID "anyways" BECOME A WORD?! You sound stupid when you say it, and you look stupid when you type it.Love you.
Witness99: My toes? Oh that black stuff isn't dirt. The black threads from my cheap Walmart socks kind of work their way in there throughout the day. They're a biatch to remove, and I've found that shrimpers enjoy the extra fiber anyway.
Witness99: Let me kiss you, so I can prove its not contagious!
sweet-daddy-2: CapeFearCadaver: "Hi, my name is Moderator."And you just killed all the fun I was having in this thread. That's gotta be the worst, most despicable thing anyone could say in any circumstance.
guy_smiley: "Thank god! I started my period, I was afraid I was pregnant. I can order a drink now."...Yes, this was actually said to me, upon her returning from the restroom on a first date.
Current Resident: Wanna go half-sies on a lap dance?
Witness99: I don't know if you've done any "Internet sleuthing", haha, uh, but there's this other girl with my name...I get blamed for her shiat all the time.
The Dogs of War: Let's not turn this rape into a murder/I don't go on dates too often...
Buggar: That'll do pig.
Spoon over Marin: It's a cigarette burn, not a herpe.