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2013-08-29 03:40:05 PM
Say, do you have a mini bottle of talcum powder in your purse?
 
2013-08-29 03:40:22 PM
"I'm an engineer who has a prominently displayed star wars/star trek collection."
 
2013-08-29 03:40:48 PM
Can I have your skin?
 
2013-08-29 03:40:57 PM
You don't smell too bad for a girl your size.
 
2013-08-29 03:41:05 PM
"Tell me all about your dead ex-girlfriend."
 
2013-08-29 03:41:07 PM
I want to feel your throat
 
2013-08-29 03:41:16 PM

Honest Bender: "I'm an engineer who has a prominently displayed star wars/star trek collection."


I never did get the definition of 'prominently'...
 
2013-08-29 03:41:20 PM
Does this smell infected?
 
2013-08-29 03:41:35 PM
Man, I can smell my swamp-ass through my shorts & underpants!

Um, what was the thread topic again?
 
2013-08-29 03:41:36 PM
"You know.... you look like this guy I met at an orgy a while back. I hope your penis isn't that big!"
 
2013-08-29 03:41:50 PM
My ex was a real coont. You better not be too.
 
2013-08-29 03:41:54 PM
You remind me of my sister
 
2013-08-29 03:42:19 PM
I only smoke crack every other day. There rest of the week is black tar heroin. Do you know how to play Canasta? Love that game.
 
2013-08-29 03:42:19 PM
"Can I see a photo of your mother?"
 
2013-08-29 03:42:21 PM
So is that a wonder bra or are those puppies the real deal?
 
2013-08-29 03:42:24 PM
Do you want a keybump to get the party started?  I'm doing one.
 
2013-08-29 03:42:26 PM
I want to fall asleep inside you.
 
2013-08-29 03:42:32 PM
Do you like my hair up or like Hitler's?
 
2013-08-29 03:42:41 PM
Oh, I thought you were the other one in your profile picture...
 
2013-08-29 03:42:53 PM
I like your perfume.  You smell just like my mom!
 
2013-08-29 03:42:54 PM
"Do you even lift?
 
2013-08-29 03:43:04 PM
I'd give my father a handjo if that you mean you'll sleep with me tonight.
 
2013-08-29 03:43:07 PM
Hello, I'm Drew Curtis.
 
2013-08-29 03:43:09 PM
I live in my parents basement.
 
2013-08-29 03:43:11 PM
Any pictures of your mom?  Let's see the mileage, I wanna know if you're gonna get fatter.
 
2013-08-29 03:43:27 PM
And I was lost for words
In your arms
Attempting to make sense
Of my aching heart
If I could just be
Everything and everyone to you
This life would just be so easy
Not enough time for all
That I want for you
Not enough time for every kiss
And every touch and all the nights
I wanna be inside you
We will make time stop
For the two of us
Make time stop
And listen for our sighs
Not enough time for all
That I want for you
Not enough time for every kiss
And every touch and all the nights
I wanna be inside you
In our fight against the end
Making love we are immortal
We are the last two left on earth
And I was lost for words
In your arms
Attempting to make sense of
My aching heart
If I could just be everything
And everyone to you
Not enough time for all
That I want for you
Not enough time for every kiss
Not enough time for all my love
Not enough time for every touch
Not enough time for all
That I want for you
Not enough time for every kiss
And every touch and all the nights
I wanna be inside you
 
2013-08-29 03:43:31 PM

Ponzholio: Oh, I thought you were the other one in your profile picture...


hahahaha, yeah that would be pretty bad
 
2013-08-29 03:43:33 PM
"Hold my beer and watch this!"
 
2013-08-29 03:43:33 PM
I've never dated down before.
 
2013-08-29 03:43:49 PM
This is relevant to my interests.
 
2013-08-29 03:43:56 PM
So, I just got kicked out of my place. Can I crash with you for a while?
 
2013-08-29 03:44:00 PM
i need to swing by Home Depot to pick up more duct tape.
 
2013-08-29 03:44:14 PM
You remind me of your late sister.
 
2013-08-29 03:44:27 PM
I'm really not vain, I just love myself.
 
2013-08-29 03:44:27 PM
Do you shave? I only ask because I prefer my mates au naturel. On a related note how do you feel about arm pit play?
 
2013-08-29 03:44:38 PM
"Lots of women want to be with a boat captain."
 
2013-08-29 03:44:41 PM
It's been a fun evening, but I have to go home and feed my hostage.
 
2013-08-29 03:44:58 PM
don't worry, i'm not going to rape you.
 
2013-08-29 03:45:14 PM
Want to see my pickle collection?
 
2013-08-29 03:46:05 PM
Do you enjoy My Little Pony conventions?
 
2013-08-29 03:46:08 PM
Don't worry about that smell. It doesn't concern you.
 
2013-08-29 03:46:11 PM
Kissing is unnatural. Filthy when you think about it, and looking into some ones eyes makes me uncomfortable, but other than that I'm pretty much game for any thing legal.
 
2013-08-29 03:46:20 PM
I've been google searching you all week in anticipation.
 
2013-08-29 03:46:21 PM
I've decided to go ahead and get pregnant if I'm not married by this time next year.
 
2013-08-29 03:46:25 PM
I love you!
 
2013-08-29 03:46:35 PM
Geez, if they ever find out that I'm on a date, my wives are going to kill me.
 
2013-08-29 03:46:38 PM
"Most girls with a skirt that short just look like a huge whore. But you pull it off."
 
2013-08-29 03:46:54 PM
I like potatoes... sexually.
 
2013-08-29 03:46:58 PM
I wonder what our children would look like?
 
2013-08-29 03:47:10 PM
You don't sweat a lot for a fat girl.
 
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