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(Science Daily)   'Space laser' to test extraplanetary broadband, paving the way for high speed porn in outer space   (sciencedaily.com) divider line 53
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vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-29 12:45:14 PM
I think the aliens are waiting for us to reach a certain level of development before contacting us.  Based on out own experience the first use of any new technology is porn.  It was that with caveman paintings, writing and I can even remember porn in ASCII characters that you could print out on a TTY printer.

I think the Aliens are waiting for us to send them some porn to prove that we are sophisticated enough for contact.
 
2013-08-29 12:47:31 PM
IN space, no one can hear you come
 
2013-08-29 01:14:01 PM
The final step before we can send a manned mission to Mars.
 
2013-08-29 01:30:10 PM
This is good.  Next we need a relay satellite in earth's L4 or L5 point so communications to Mars aren't blocked by the sun.
 
2013-08-29 01:43:28 PM
Hey, those Omicronians want to see their Single Female Lawyer episode NOW!
 
2013-08-29 01:46:26 PM
I want to see someone on the ISS starting a torrent.
 
2013-08-29 01:47:12 PM
Battleship II, coming to theatres near you.
 
2013-08-29 01:47:32 PM
CHA
 
2013-08-29 01:49:30 PM
Mitch Taylor and Chris Knight seen screwing around nearby.
 
2013-08-29 01:49:43 PM
I can fap to this! In spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
 
2013-08-29 01:49:44 PM
high speed porn

Is that porn that doesn't require you to fast forward through the dialog?
 
2013-08-29 01:49:44 PM
Just what we need, some astronaut's splooge orbiting at 17,000 mph.
 
2013-08-29 01:50:36 PM
Zero-G jugs, scruffy would approve.
 
2013-08-29 01:50:36 PM

wxboy: Just what we need, some astronaut's splooge orbiting at 17,000 mph.


Space-cum.
 
2013-08-29 01:50:46 PM
Oh, cum on now Fark...I'm disappointed.

memecrunch.com
 
2013-08-29 01:51:16 PM

wxboy: Just what we need, some astronaut's splooge orbiting at 17,000 mph.


18 times the speed of light!!
 
2013-08-29 01:51:36 PM
'Space Laser'

absenceofalternatives.com
 
2013-08-29 01:51:37 PM
I wanna GIS "space porn,"  I really do.
 
2013-08-29 01:52:30 PM
Thanks zombie Reagan!
 
2013-08-29 01:54:03 PM
They will have to factor in the delay. I believe it's about 70 light-minutes or so to Saturn. Photons can only travel so fast, you know.
 
2013-08-29 01:54:15 PM
From the article:  This new ability could one day allow for 3-D High Definition video transmissions in deep space to become routine.

So, 3-D, space porn, eh?

www.galacticbinder.com
 
2013-08-29 01:54:26 PM
Does the Moon have its own domain, yet, 'cause The Pirate Bay is gonna set up servers there as soon as possible.
 
2013-08-29 01:55:51 PM

blatz514: I wanna GIS "space porn,"  I really do.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-29 01:58:48 PM
'Space laser' to test extraplanetary broadband, paving the way for high speed porn in outer space


Now, witness the firepower of this FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL PENIS!


/Fire at will, commander!
 
2013-08-29 01:59:59 PM

abfalter: 'Space Laser'

[absenceofalternatives.com image 320x259]


It's a part of the Alan Parsons Project.
 
2013-08-29 02:01:28 PM
I guess a new genre of asphyxiation porn is coming soon.
 
2013-08-29 02:02:31 PM
In space no one can hear you cream.
 
2013-08-29 02:02:57 PM

DubtodaIll: blatz514: I wanna GIS "space porn,"  I really do.

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Is that a space condom breaking?
 
2013-08-29 02:03:29 PM

blatz514: DubtodaIll: blatz514: I wanna GIS "space porn,"  I really do.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 850x850]

Is that a space condom breaking?


Nine months later, a new galaxy was born.
 
2013-08-29 02:03:54 PM
Meet the inventor of the Space Laser...
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-29 02:10:46 PM
fc00.deviantart.net
 
2013-08-29 02:19:34 PM

Fano: CHA


... I see what you did there.
 
2013-08-29 02:33:03 PM
Cometcast?
 
2013-08-29 02:39:06 PM
I came in space once. Pretty "meh."
 
2013-08-29 02:39:40 PM
I'd say something about using it to download files for 3D printing on Mars, but I don't want someone coming in here and yelling at me for not downloading a cure for Mars cancer or something.
 
2013-08-29 03:02:25 PM
Good because I actually want a live video feed from a rover on another planet.  Sure Curiosity and its 720p camera is good but it's not a live stream now is it?

/Would have it as my windows background.
 
2013-08-29 03:05:39 PM
I want to strangle subby.
 
2013-08-29 03:07:42 PM
come on Subby, you couldn't have made it: Porn IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE
 
2013-08-29 03:18:31 PM
0 G's will help stop saggy breasts.
 
2013-08-29 03:24:31 PM
Any chance we could work on improving broadband here on earth first?  As cool as this is, my mom is still on dial-up because it's all that's available in her area.
 
2013-08-29 03:36:16 PM

wxboy: Just what we need, some astronaut's splooge orbiting at 17,000 mph.


Given 2mL of ejaculate at 17,000 mph, that wad of frozen jizz would have an impact energy of 57.8 kJ, or about the same as a 23mm anti-aircraft cannon.

Some male porn stars would have to be re-classified as weapons of mass destruction.
 
2013-08-29 03:39:01 PM

Vaneshi: Good because I actually want a live video feed from a rover on another planet.  Sure Curiosity and its 720p camera is good but it's not a live stream now is it?

/Would have it as my windows background.


Strictly speaking, you could never have a 'live' feed from another planet. The light-lag from here to Mars is several minutes at closest approach.
 
2013-08-29 03:39:32 PM
Green Titties
 
2013-08-29 03:41:48 PM

OddObject: Any chance we could work on improving broadband here on earth first?  As cool as this is, my mom is still on dial-up because it's all that's available in her area.


If we can do broadband laser comms in space, there's a chance that we could make much less shiatty satellite internet available for rural areas. So, maybe doing one will help accomplish the other.
 
2013-08-29 03:57:55 PM

Best Princess Celestia: wxboy: Just what we need, some astronaut's splooge orbiting at 17,000 mph.

18 times the speed of light!!


Imagine if it hit a satalite how would they explain that?

Reporter: So what damaged the $100 million dollar satalite?

NASA guy: A gob of man chowder.
 
2013-08-29 04:09:04 PM
Is it called the Alan Parsons Project?
 
2013-08-29 04:48:43 PM

blatz514: I wanna GIS "space porn,"  I really do.


No. No you don't.
 
2013-08-29 05:10:25 PM
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy:  Strictly speaking, you could never have a 'live' feed from another planet. The light-lag from here to Mars is several minutes at closest approach.

True enough but I think over those distances we'd have to redefine what 'live feed' meant, I wouldn't want 'real time' but watch what's happening as live as possible.

Besides lots of stuff shown on TV that's 'live' has a time delay on it for one reason or another, same thing here just to a greater degree.

It'd still be awesome though.
 
2013-08-29 05:18:34 PM
Deep Throat Nine?
 
2013-08-29 05:36:48 PM
Just wait until you're jacking off in space to a video stream for earth, only to be disturbed when some space variable messes with your porn feed and locks up the frame to a shot of the man's anus just as when you're about to climax.
 
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