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2013-08-29 11:03:13 AM
This doctor was giving hepatitis shots to children in hopes of getting bin Laden DNA on the needles.  Guess what?  The hepatitis program was bogus.  The CIA was having good Doctor Afridi give hepatitis shots to children that didn't work because Doctor Afridi didn't complete the inoculation schedule.  The United States government was exploiting not only innocent children but international goodwill inoculation efforts to catch bin Laden.

20 people administering polio vaccines have been killed in Pakistan as a reprisal.  Pakistan is one of the few places left on Earth where the polio vaccine is left.  Before the CIA program, there was a good chance of exterminating polio in Pakistan, but now whoever goes in to vaccinate children against the disease is taking their life into their own hands thanks to the CIA.  People now are afraid that the medicine that their children are receiving is part of some CIA plot.

I would gladly hand every CIA officer involved in this operation over to an angry Pakistani mob to be beaten to death.  But the only people that will suffer and die are children and people who risk their lives to deliver medicine.
 
2013-08-29 12:34:21 PM
Does anyone have the Valeyard's number?
 
2013-08-29 12:39:52 PM

Baron Harkonnen: where the polio vaccine is left


*where polio is left*
 
2013-08-29 12:53:52 PM

Baron Harkonnen: Baron Harkonnen: where the polio vaccine is left

*where polio is left*


Unless I am mistaken the vaccine is nothing more than a drop in the mouth.

You really need a doctor for that?! Can we (or better yet Rotarians or the UN) just drop off a couple of crates of the stuff and let them figure it out?
 
2013-08-29 01:34:45 PM
The judge wants everyone there on time, TARDIS will not be tolerated...
 
2013-08-29 02:12:59 PM
" Dr Anis" ......*giggles like a 12 year old school girl*
 
2013-08-29 02:14:25 PM
Doctor who what, Subby? Don't leave me hanging like that!

/and also, I need to know who's on first
 
2013-08-29 02:22:34 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Baron Harkonnen: Baron Harkonnen: where the polio vaccine is left

*where polio is left*

Unless I am mistaken the vaccine is nothing more than a drop in the mouth.

You really need a doctor for that?! Can we (or better yet Rotarians or the UN) just drop off a couple of crates of the stuff and let them figure it out?


Or we could spike their water supply. That only costs like 17 espionage points, likelihood of success 91%.
 
2013-08-29 02:23:26 PM

Baron Harkonnen: This doctor was giving hepatitis shots to children in hopes of getting bin Laden DNA on the needles.  Guess what?  The hepatitis program was bogus.  The CIA was having good Doctor Afridi give hepatitis shots to children that didn't work because Doctor Afridi didn't complete the inoculation schedule.  The United States government was exploiting not only innocent children but international goodwill inoculation efforts to catch bin Laden.

20 people administering polio vaccines have been killed in Pakistan as a reprisal.  Pakistan is one of the few places left on Earth where the polio vaccine is left.  Before the CIA program, there was a good chance of exterminating polio in Pakistan, but now whoever goes in to vaccinate children against the disease is taking their life into their own hands thanks to the CIA.  People now are afraid that the medicine that their children are receiving is part of some CIA plot.

I would gladly hand every CIA officer involved in this operation over to an angry Pakistani mob to be beaten to death.  But the only people that will suffer and die are children and people who risk their lives to deliver medicine.


LOL .. dude we launch Hellfire missile strikes on 'suspected' terrrorists from 1 mile up in the air. Many times these 'suspected' terrorist are surrounded by non armed civilians (i.e collateral damage) going about their daily business.

You honestly think giving fake innoculation and exploiting children  a bunch of kids would even raise an eyebrow?
 
2013-08-29 02:23:43 PM

gweilo8888: Doctor who what, Subby? Don't leave me hanging like that!

/and also, I need to know who's on first


Maybe it's this guy?
 
2013-08-29 02:27:18 PM

Baron Harkonnen: Pakistan is one of the few places left on Earth where the polio vaccine is left.  Before the CIA program, there was a good chance of exterminating polio in Pakistan, but now whoever goes in to vaccinate children against the disease is taking their life into their own hands thanks to the CIA.  People now are afraid that the medicine that their children are receiving is part of some CIA plot.


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2013-08-29 02:29:31 PM

SuperNinjaToad: LOL .. dude we launch Hellfire missile strikes on 'suspected' terrrorists from 1 mile up in the air. Many times these 'suspected' terrorist are surrounded by non armed civilians (i.e collateral damage) going about their daily business.

You honestly think giving fake innoculation and exploiting children a bunch of kids would even raise an eyebrow?


He's not wrong about the reprisals, so the answer would seem to be "yes".
 
2013-08-29 02:30:52 PM

SuperNinjaToad: LOL .. dude we launch Hellfire missile strikes on 'suspected' terrrorists from 1 mile up in the air. Many times these 'suspected' terrorist are surrounded by non armed civilians (i.e collateral damage) going about their daily business.

You honestly think giving fake innoculation and exploiting children a bunch of kids would even raise an eyebrow?


That question would be better directed to the REAL doctors who work in Afghanistan at considerable risk to their own asses, who now have to worry about being beheaded as "CIA spies."
 
2013-08-29 02:35:05 PM

Baron Harkonnen: This doctor was giving hepatitis shots to children in hopes of getting bin Laden DNA on the needles.  Guess what?  The hepatitis program was bogus.  The CIA was having good Doctor Afridi give hepatitis shots to children that didn't work because Doctor Afridi didn't complete the inoculation schedule.  The United States government was exploiting not only innocent children but international goodwill inoculation efforts to catch bin Laden.

20 people administering polio vaccines have been killed in Pakistan as a reprisal.  Pakistan is one of the few places left on Earth where the polio vaccine is left.  Before the CIA program, there was a good chance of exterminating polio in Pakistan, but now whoever goes in to vaccinate children against the disease is taking their life into their own hands thanks to the CIA.  People now are afraid that the medicine that their children are receiving is part of some CIA plot.

I would gladly hand every CIA officer involved in this operation over to an angry Pakistani mob to be beaten to death.  But the only people that will suffer and die are children and people who risk their lives to deliver medicine.


IMO it's not so much the fact that they disguised it as a vaccination program that hurts, but the fact that they leaked that information to the press afterwards.
 
2013-08-29 02:35:25 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: You really need a doctor for that?! Can we (or better yet Rotarians or the UN) just drop off a couple of crates of the stuff and let them figure it out?


Difficulty: they are Pakistani.
 
2013-08-29 02:36:38 PM
I thought he was forced to regenerate and exiled to Earth?
 
2013-08-29 02:41:03 PM
Jenny McCarthy was right all along!
 
2013-08-29 02:43:26 PM

gweilo8888: Doctor who what, Subby? Don't leave me hanging like that!

/and also, I need to know who's on first


Then you can feel reassured. He is.
 
2013-08-29 02:44:23 PM

MrEricSir: Jenny McCarthy was right all along!


Never put those words together ever again. Ever.
 
2013-08-29 02:45:56 PM
Pakistani Daleks?

www.dalek6388.co.uk
 
2013-08-29 02:50:58 PM

Rwa2play: I thought he was forced to regenerate and exiled to Earth?


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Whoa, now. I can't simply go back in my own timestream like that. The Blinovitch Effect would snap back on us and then I'd need to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
 
2013-08-29 02:56:20 PM

Baron Harkonnen: This doctor was giving hepatitis shots to children in hopes of getting bin Laden DNA on the needles.  Guess what?  The hepatitis program was bogus.  The CIA was having good Doctor Afridi give hepatitis shots to children that didn't work because Doctor Afridi didn't complete the inoculation schedule.  The United States government was exploiting not only innocent children but international goodwill inoculation efforts to catch bin Laden.

20 people administering polio vaccines have been killed in Pakistan as a reprisal.  Pakistan is one of the few places left on Earth where the polio vaccine is left.  Before the CIA program, there was a good chance of exterminating polio in Pakistan, but now whoever goes in to vaccinate children against the disease is taking their life into their own hands thanks to the CIA.  People now are afraid that the medicine that their children are receiving is part of some CIA plot.

I would gladly hand every CIA officer involved in this operation over to an angry Pakistani mob to be beaten to death.  But the only people that will suffer and die are children and people who risk their lives to deliver medicine.



If you went back in time and gave cavemen vaccinations, they'd probably kill you for sticking them with a needle as well.
 
2013-08-29 02:56:42 PM

Baron Harkonnen: This doctor was giving hepatitis shots to children in hopes of getting bin Laden DNA on the needles.  Guess what?  The hepatitis program was bogus.  The CIA was having good Doctor Afridi give hepatitis shots to children that didn't work because Doctor Afridi didn't complete the inoculation schedule.  The United States government was exploiting not only innocent children but international goodwill inoculation efforts to catch bin Laden.

20 people administering polio vaccines have been killed in Pakistan as a reprisal.  Pakistan is one of the few places left on Earth where the polio vaccine is left.  Before the CIA program, there was a good chance of exterminating polio in Pakistan, but now whoever goes in to vaccinate children against the disease is taking their life into their own hands thanks to the CIA.  People now are afraid that the medicine that their children are receiving is part of some CIA plot.

I would gladly hand every CIA officer involved in this operation over to an angry Pakistani mob to be beaten to death.  But the only people that will suffer and die are children and people who risk their lives to deliver medicine.


Remember this when you simply dismiss people crying about CIA plots as whackjobs
 
2013-08-29 03:02:55 PM

PizzaJedi81: Rwa2play: I thought he was forced to regenerate and exiled to Earth?

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Whoa, now. I can't simply go back in my own timestream like that. The Blinovitch Effect would snap back on us and then I'd need to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.


And people say that Star Trek technobabble is too silly.

Well here's what I say about Doctor Who technobabble.

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/"And a bit suspect I think."
 
2013-08-29 03:05:04 PM
They can't do that. His conviction is a fixed point.
 
2013-08-29 03:06:57 PM

Intrepid00: They can't do that. His conviction is a fixed point.


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2013-08-29 03:07:18 PM

Lost Thought 00: Baron Harkonnen: This doctor was giving hepatitis shots to children in hopes of getting bin Laden DNA on the needles.  Guess what?  The hepatitis program was bogus.  The CIA was having good Doctor Afridi give hepatitis shots to children that didn't work because Doctor Afridi didn't complete the inoculation schedule.  The United States government was exploiting not only innocent children but international goodwill inoculation efforts to catch bin Laden.

20 people administering polio vaccines have been killed in Pakistan as a reprisal.  Pakistan is one of the few places left on Earth where the polio vaccine is left.  Before the CIA program, there was a good chance of exterminating polio in Pakistan, but now whoever goes in to vaccinate children against the disease is taking their life into their own hands thanks to the CIA.  People now are afraid that the medicine that their children are receiving is part of some CIA plot.

I would gladly hand every CIA officer involved in this operation over to an angry Pakistani mob to be beaten to death.  But the only people that will suffer and die are children and people who risk their lives to deliver medicine.

Remember this when you simply dismiss people crying about CIA plots as whackjobs


Well, it was easier back then cause they were on LSD.
 
2013-08-29 03:15:47 PM
If I was with an overseas NGO I'd be furious at and terrified by the CIA program that employed this doctor.  NGO workers get victimized by enough crazy conspiracy theories even without this.  News that even one doctor was actually running a fake immunization program while spying for the CIA confirms (in the conspiracty theorists' minds) every crazy paranoid theory about NGO's that they can concoct.  I don't care about the conspiracy theorists, but I do care about the kids who will or have lost access to vaccines, disease-free water, etc., because the people trying to provide them are viewed as CIA pawns.

///this has nothing to do with whether the guy actually violated Pakistani law -- it's up to them to decide
//glad they got binLaden, but they managed to do it in the worst way
/well, not THE worst way, but pretty bad as to long-term effects
 
2013-08-29 03:26:16 PM
If it really was a fake program, then the Pakistani justice system has no grounds to charge him with providing medical aid to militants, because he didn't.

/that doctor is a hero in my opinion
//even if the vaccine's a fake, he did more to save the real world than Doctor Who ever did
 
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