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(Opposing Views)   Well known birther, author and Tea Party activist offers life advice: "Sex is not about fun. You want to have fun? Read a book"   (opposingviews.com) divider line 40
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2013-08-29 12:04:25 PM
7 votes:
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
2013-08-29 10:54:07 AM
6 votes:
I pity the women he's known.
2013-08-29 10:52:05 AM
6 votes:
"Old man yells at cloud, is bad at sex."
2013-08-29 01:42:49 PM
5 votes:

Theaetetus: Super homophobic, views sex with women as a not-fun chore... This guy is so far in the closet, he's giving Aslan a handjob.



Super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious
shouting about liberals, he always sounds ferocious
Something's really wrong with him, some deep-seated neurosis
super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

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2013-08-29 11:50:47 AM
5 votes:

Nadie_AZ: He did not.

*reads the f*cking article*

Holy balls. He did. So it he a closet case or someone with a tiny dick?

*keeps reading*

At a conservative event in Oregon earlier this month, Corsi claimed leftist atheists like the American Civil Liberties Union were trying to use same-sex marriage to "take God out of Church." He alleged leftists wanted to make same-sex marriage a constitutional right so that the government could crack down on Christians.

Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?


It makes the same amount of sense as your neighbors Bruce and Bob getting married, followed shortly by a van full of jack-booted thugs kicking in your door and forcing you to dissolve your straight marriage.

And btw, Corsi, the ACLU defends Christians and the likes of the KKK, too. They're only "leftist" when it's something you don't personally like. Hell, they'd defend your sorry ass too if someone were to restrain your right to be an asshole in public. But "ACLU" is one your Pavlovian bells that draws a reaction from retards and therefore frees you of the burden of making an actual argument.

Farking scum. I'm loathe to advocate violence, especially against old people, but one of these days I'm going to punch you right in the dick. Presuming you have one.
2013-08-29 01:25:37 PM
4 votes:
So, in one sentence, Jerome Corsi has brought the entire conservative movement into perfect focus.

Conservatives, fundamentalists, whatever label you may want to use, live their entire lives in constant fear and disgust of their own bodies.  Their distaste of what makes a human "human" eats at their very soul.  It permeates their thinking and clouds their moral compass.  It's often theorized that homophobia is a reflection of deeply repressed homosexuality, but the problem apparently goes far deeper.  They're afraid of sexuality.  Period.

Far from mocking them, I feel sorry for them.
2013-08-29 01:14:25 PM
4 votes:
It's guys like this than make men hate their wives, wives hate their husbands and both of them hate God.

/fundamentalist Christian.
2013-08-29 11:50:07 AM
4 votes:

Flab: Marcus Aurelius: But now we know. They're going to take God out of the church.

It's already happening.

[convertedchurches.files.wordpress.com image 478x590]


I think I became old the moment I started seeing pictures of stuff like that and not first thinking "That's pretty badass" but instead "Man, that'd cost a lot of heat and cool"

I'm only 30. :(
2013-08-29 11:57:31 AM
3 votes:
Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.
2013-08-29 11:57:28 AM
3 votes:
For all the chaos and disorganization, at least pagans enjoy the hell outta sex. So we've got that going for us. Which is nice.
2013-08-29 01:25:08 PM
2 votes:
And this is the foundation of the anti-choice movement.  They want women to be penalized for sex.
2013-08-29 01:16:23 PM
2 votes:
"Sex is not about fun."

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.
2013-08-29 01:14:34 PM
2 votes:

naughtyrev: I pity the women he's known.


I pity ANYONE he's known.
2013-08-29 01:12:51 PM
2 votes:
If you're not having fun with sex, I pity your existence.
2013-08-29 12:55:51 PM
2 votes:
Ive never understood why sex is supposed to be a bad thing. We're hard wired for it after all. If we weren't supposed to enjoy it so much then why did the Christian god not remove it from us when he made creation? He's allegedly all powerful right? So either the fundies got it wrong on sex, or god isn't all powerful after all.

Or you could take the pagan view that all things pleasurable are sacred, as it harms none do as you will. So long as its between consenting adults you can get your freak on any way you want and not have to feel guilty about it afterwards.
2013-08-29 12:35:03 PM
2 votes:
That explains so very very much.
2013-08-29 11:53:30 AM
2 votes:

naughtyrev: I pity the women he's known.


Who says he ever knew any women?

/I wonder when was the last time he saw his penis?
//Instead of by multiple mirrors, I mean.
2013-08-29 11:10:52 AM
2 votes:
No, sex is pretty damned fun.

Books are fun too, but the paper cuts on my dick make it a bit less fun.
2013-08-29 11:10:03 AM
2 votes:

minoridiot: Give him a bit, at some point he'll figure out that God invented the orgasm.


I don't think he'll ever figure that one out.
2013-08-29 11:01:03 AM
2 votes:
Give him a bit, at some point he'll figure out that God invented the orgasm.
2013-08-29 03:55:25 PM
1 votes:
A Tea Partier is telling his core audience to read books and not to breed. What's the problem?
2013-08-29 01:59:26 PM
1 votes:
And THIS is the guy that helped derail John Kerry for president and ensured 4 MOAR YEARS of Bush.

Think about that...
2013-08-29 01:56:57 PM
1 votes:
Everyone hates the ACLU until they're on your side.  They're like the default go to scapegoat.

That aside, Corsi is working one of my favorite bits of illogic --

When something is inclusive of everyone, Corsi and his ilk manage to somehow find it still exclusive to them in particular.  How?  Because you rob them of their authority to judge and direct everyone's actions.

They can't live without being superior to everyone else.  They can't accept that they are common.  At best it's a terrible psychological flaw.  But give them any sort of institutional power or authority, then at worst it becomes acceptable and enforceable discrimination.

You are not special, Mr. Corsi.  You are a sick individual who has no individual self-worth.
2013-08-29 01:47:11 PM
1 votes:
"Hey, don't take my word for it! Just ask Mrs. Corsi!"

www.opposingviews.com
2013-08-29 01:33:50 PM
1 votes:
I fear that we have reached an unspannable divide as a species on this planet.
The religious nuts and hatemongers and generally stupid people will keep on spouting their drivel, and no amount of logic or reason or trying to shout them down will ever convince them otherwise.
2013-08-29 01:26:54 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: No, I had to stop lying to myself after Beltane. Other gods were calling and got VERY insistent I should STFU and pay attention. Sounds weird to admit but...yeah. They had a lot to tell me.


Yeah, I remember my first trip on DMT too.
2013-08-29 01:26:52 PM
1 votes:
Corsi is a racist.  And a bigot.  For the record, I am not judging him by the color of his skin, but by the (apparent) lack of character.
2013-08-29 01:25:16 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, I'm guessing not with him it isn't, not even by himself.
2013-08-29 01:23:52 PM
1 votes:
To be fair, I am absolutely certain that sex with Jerome Corsi would not be fun at all.
2013-08-29 01:21:44 PM
1 votes:

Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.


He meant read The Book.

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2013-08-29 01:19:47 PM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: cameroncrazy1984: Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.

Of course, it must be Tea Party-approved and contain very small words and no sex whatsoever.

THE ONLY BOOK I NEED WAS WRITTEN BY JESUS


I'm waiting for the sequel.It hopefully will tie up all the loose ends from the first book.
2013-08-29 01:17:44 PM
1 votes:
I think this is the perfect place for:

Why not both?
2013-08-29 01:17:27 PM
1 votes:

LoneWolf343: You know, I always wanted to live in a church. I imagine utilities would be a biatch, though.


Join a monastery; you can live in a big giant church-like environment for free.

/Say goodbye to everything fun, though.
2013-08-29 01:14:49 PM
1 votes:
I can't tell if that sweater he has on is a 50/50 blend, or more of an 80/20.
2013-08-29 01:13:18 PM
1 votes:
"Well-known"?  Who the fark is this guy?  Can you be a little more subtle in your attempt to ridicule the opposition?

minoridiot: Give him a bit, at some point he'll figure out that God invented the orgasm.


And gay people.
2013-08-29 01:12:14 PM
1 votes:
And this is what happens to someone that gets rejected enough times...
2013-08-29 01:08:32 PM
1 votes:
I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time
2013-08-29 12:04:49 PM
1 votes:

Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.


Of course, it must be Tea Party-approved and contain very small words and no sex whatsoever.
2013-08-29 11:36:03 AM
1 votes:
He did not.

*reads the f*cking article*

Holy balls. He did. So it he a closet case or someone with a tiny dick?

*keeps reading*

At a conservative event in Oregon earlier this month, Corsi claimed leftist atheists like the American Civil Liberties Union were trying to use same-sex marriage to "take God out of Church." He alleged leftists wanted to make same-sex marriage a constitutional right so that the government could crack down on Christians.

Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?
2013-08-29 10:54:02 AM
1 votes:
Jebus!  All this guy does is try to sell books.
 
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