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(Opposing Views)   Well known birther, author and Tea Party activist offers life advice: "Sex is not about fun. You want to have fun? Read a book"   (opposingviews.com) divider line 245
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2013-08-29 03:56:32 PM

shifty lookin bleeder: eggrolls: One blow job and I bet he changes his opinion.

Probably, but someone will need to show him how to keep his teeth out of the way.

/unless he wears dentures, in which case, everyone wins


Eeeewwwww

/I laffed
 
2013-08-29 03:57:51 PM

F42: [www.opposingviews.com image 301x251]

" I'm going to be judged on the adherence to God's law. "

Leviticus 19:27

"'Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard.


"Do not trim off the hair on your temples or trim your beards.


You shall not round off the hair on your temples or mar the edges of your beard.


'You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads nor harm the edges of your beard.


Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.


You are not to cut off the hair at the sides of your head or mar the edge of your beard.


"You are not to cut your hair in ritualistic patterns on your head or deface the edges of your beard.


You must not round off the corners of the hair on your head or ruin the corners of your beard.


Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.


"'You shall not cut the hair on the sides of your heads, neither shall you clip off the edge of your beard.


So many of God's rules, both in the Old Testament and the Hadithas of the Quran, are basically tenets that order people to stop being ethnic minorities, lest the followers of Almighty God act as his vessels of destruction and wipe them off the face of the earth.

No tattoos.  Don't get creative with your facial hair.  Women wear these clothes and don't fight.  Don't cavort with dogs.  No mixing of meat and milk.

In other words, don't be a Scythian, or God says it's okay to do all the things to you that would be morally outrageous for us to do to our own.

pastmist.files.wordpress.com

And now some cock-blocker in the Bible belt and some sheltered fanatic gets to tell me how to live my life, 'cause some cave Semites needed an excuse to rape and murder some people down the road.

Awesome.
 
2013-08-29 04:14:07 PM
I guess he's never read "Song of Solomon"
 
2013-08-29 04:24:26 PM

Kronnyj: Image of Jerome Corsi wife...

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 300x450]


i105.photobucket.com

FTFY

/Tears of shame make wonderful lube
 
2013-08-29 04:25:55 PM

FloydA: Theaetetus: Super homophobic, views sex with women as a not-fun chore... This guy is so far in the closet, he's giving Aslan a handjob.


Super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious
shouting about liberals, he always sounds ferocious
Something's really wrong with him, some deep-seated neurosis
super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

[i105.photobucket.com image 600x361]


Wow, rarely do you see someone put that much thought into getting the meter right.  I'm impressed.
 
2013-08-29 04:33:00 PM

naughtyrev: I pity the women he's known.


Cripes, I thought you wrote "I pity the women he's blown." 'Cause we all know, he wouldn't have eaten at the "Y". Can't make babies that way, nope. I'm going to assume he's a squirt, roll over, asleep 5 seconds later type of man.
 
2013-08-29 04:35:34 PM
The old SwiftBoater wizard really misses the paycheck from his now dead Texas billionaire benefactor. Usually video sex porn is much more exciting and morally uplifting that these political whores.

img.fark.net
 
2013-08-29 04:41:20 PM

ShonenBat: A Tea Partier is telling his core audience to read books and not to breed. What's the problem?


Most of the women you see in the Tea-Party rally photos are long past the breeding days. Those uterus done dried up like raisins in the sun.
 
2013-08-29 04:43:02 PM

FloydA: Theaetetus: Super homophobic, views sex with women as a not-fun chore... This guy is so far in the closet, he's giving Aslan a handjob.


Super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious
shouting about liberals, he always sounds ferocious
Something's really wrong with him, some deep-seated neurosis
super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

[600x361 from http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m239/floyda/supercalifragilistic_zp saadad8ba.jpg image 600x361]


www.trilobite.org
 
2013-08-29 05:03:19 PM

FloydA: sjmcc13: cameroncrazy1984: Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.

Of course, it must be Tea Party-approved and contain very small words and no sex whatsoever.

Nice to see the bible does not meet those requirements.

FlashHarry: cameroncrazy1984: THE ONLY BOOK I NEED WAS WRITTEN BY JESUS

Then I suggest you read it, and not cherry pick quotes out of context.


Most US "Christians" have never read it.  If they actually knew what was in it, they wouldn't claim it was a source of good morals and ethics.


I disagree. They would, as now, believe whatever they were told to believe.
 
2013-08-29 05:08:22 PM

Diogenes: Piizzadude: It almost makes me want to die when he does just to see the look on his face when that whole judgement thing comes about

/almost

St Peter:  "Go to Hell."


"But before you go, blow me."
 
2013-08-29 05:14:43 PM

Nadie_AZ: Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?


I do not have sufficient narcotics in stock to reach a point where that makes any sort of sense.   I will try again once I've talked to my dealer and I'll send this guy the invoice for both the substances and replacement liver :)
 
2013-08-29 05:32:48 PM
floyd a:

Super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious
shouting about liberals, he always sounds ferocious
Something's really wrong with him, some deep-seated neurosis
super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye


this, this is why i love you so much....

/back to lurking
 
2013-08-29 05:41:42 PM
and i'll just leave this   here

_seriously_ NSFW!!!!
 
2013-08-29 06:02:07 PM

Begoggle: I fear that we have reached an unspannable divide as a species on this planet.
The religious nuts and hatemongers and generally stupid people will keep on spouting their drivel, and no amount of logic or reason or trying to shout them down will ever convince them otherwise.


Yes, but we can't give up. If we give up, they win, and we can't have that. We can stop attempting to convince them of reality, but we can keep fighting them, keep them from trying to make *everyone's* lives as miserable as theirs are. That's all we can do and we have to keep doing it, forever and ever.
 
2013-08-29 06:07:29 PM

abfalter: The GOP, not just the Tea Party, really needs to stop being so ridiculously obsessed with sex and sexual issues.  It is the anchor that is dragging them down.


Yeah, because their fiscal and job policies are so much better...
 
2013-08-29 06:17:10 PM

thecpt: Eh, I kind of agree with him. After finding out that whatever woman you finally coerced into somewhat sexy times isn't into playing bumper cars with genitals it gets kind of boring. "Oh we're going back and forth again? Great." It's all so vanilla unless one of you out ran, out witted, and outlasted the other one in a strategic chase around the apartment until the victor stands dominantly over the loser and rams his or her genitals into or onto their partner like its a county fair whackamole and you really want that plush Stewie doll because it would look great on your office desk and would be a great conversation starter with young interns so you have more opportunities for collision coitus.


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2013-08-29 06:22:46 PM

ShonenBat: A Tea Partier is telling his core audience to read books and not to breed. What's the problem?


No, he's telling them only to have sex TO BREED, and when they breed, we all lose.
 
2013-08-29 06:28:37 PM
Knew a schoolteacher who believed 'sex only to make babies'

Had 6 kids and spent his lunchtimes watching the girl's sports teams in their short skirts
 
2013-08-29 06:30:48 PM

eris523: floyd a:

Super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious
shouting about liberals, he always sounds ferocious
Something's really wrong with him, some deep-seated neurosis
super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

this, this is why i love you so much....

/back to lurking


Awww.  I love you too.   Have a nice apple.

i105.photobucket.com
Mmmm.  Yummy, delicious apple.
 
2013-08-29 06:37:03 PM

eris523: and i'll just leave this   here

_seriously_ NSFW!!!!


Christ, it's high school all over again.
 
2013-08-29 06:55:01 PM
Sex is meant to be fun. Whether god made it fun so we would procreate, or random chance made it fun so we would procreate, it's fun! If it wasn't meant to be fun we would do it like birds.
 
2013-08-29 07:02:54 PM

captcurt: " Tea party activist"?
Oh, right, I'm on Fark. Forgot for a sec.


Dr. Jerome Corsi Calls For Tea Party Mobilization

Explain to me exactly how Jerome Corsi is NOT a tea party activist.
 
2013-08-29 07:09:46 PM
floyd a:

Mmmm.  Yummy, delicious apple.

but is it metallic gold or acapulco?

metallic could be useful, but acapulco would make the sex even more fun.

/wink, wink
//nudge, nudge
/// you're wicked
//// slashies!
 
2013-08-29 07:09:49 PM

eggrolls: One blow job and I bet he changes his opinion.


Does it matter whether he's giving or receiving the blowjob?
 
2013-08-29 07:26:39 PM

eris523: and i'll just leave this   here

_seriously_ NSFW!!!!


Well, sure, Christians and atheists can agree:  anal sex is the smart choice for your future.
 
2013-08-29 07:31:04 PM

Nadie_AZ: He did not.

*reads the f*cking article*

Holy balls. He did. So it he a closet case or someone with a tiny dick?

*keeps reading*

At a conservative event in Oregon earlier this month, Corsi claimed leftist atheists like the American Civil Liberties Union were trying to use same-sex marriage to "take God out of Church." He alleged leftists wanted to make same-sex marriage a constitutional right so that the government could crack down on Christians.

Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?


No, because he is a stupid farking twat.
 
2013-08-29 07:39:02 PM
eris523:
but is it metallic gold or acapulco?

Five tons of flax.
 
2013-08-29 07:55:13 PM

eris523: and i'll just leave this   here

_seriously_ NSFW!!!!


I really should get around to checking out more of their videos. That's the second or third of theirs that I've seen linked on Fark and I've liked em all so far.
 
2013-08-29 08:02:24 PM
How the hell is this even mildly newsworthy?  What the fark would you expect someone like this to say?  "Also in today's news, scientists find that water is wet, sky blue".
 
2013-08-29 08:11:51 PM

Nick Nostril: How the hell is this even mildly newsworthy?  What the fark would you expect someone like this to say?  "Also in today's news, scientists find that water is wet, sky blue".


Because any time a dipshiat like this guy opens his mouth we need to haul him out into the town square, point and laugh, and tell everyone, "This is not what you do!  BAD!"
 
2013-08-29 08:24:19 PM

ciberido: eggrolls: One blow job and I bet he changes his opinion.

Does it matter whether he's giving or receiving the blowjob?


Hey, live like you wanna live, I say.
 
2013-08-29 08:52:33 PM

HelloNeuman: naughtyrev: I pity the women he's known.

I pity ANYONE he's known.


I just pity him.
 
2013-08-29 11:50:18 PM
Looks like he's had a few too many bacon cheeseburgers and chocolate milkshakes.  But it's ok, God won't judge.

Asshat.
 
2013-08-29 11:55:10 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
Torn on this subject
 
2013-08-29 11:56:33 PM
and they say teabaggers have no sense of irony
 
2013-08-30 12:09:40 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: eris523: and i'll just leave this   here

_seriously_ NSFW!!!!

I really should get around to checking out more of their videos. That's the second or third of theirs that I've seen linked on Fark and I've liked em all so far.


I'm very fond of linking their "Sex with Ducks" video in threads about homosexuality and/or Pat Robertson.
 
2013-08-30 12:12:18 AM

LewDux: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 240x320]
Torn on this subject


It's a huge subject.
 
2013-08-30 12:35:09 AM
i14.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-30 02:15:09 AM

cameroncrazy1984: QueenMamaBee: I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time

Sometimes I like to flip open a copy of Elias Baseball Records on her back just to prolong things.


That was two o'clock in the morning, and I get my date back to her apartment, and the two of us are alone, and we're going pretty good. I have to explain this very delicately, 'cause it's really tentative. As I... as I am an inordinately...passionate...man. Volatile. Sensual. In general a stud. When making love...when making love...in an effort...to prolong...the moment of ecstacy...I think of baseball players. All right, now you know. The two of us are making love violently, she's digging it, I figure I better start thinking of ballplayers quickly. So I figure it's one out, the ninth, the Giants are up. Mays lines a single to right, he takes second on a wild pitch. Now she is digging her nails into my neck. I decided to pinch-hit for McCovey. Alou pops out. Haller singles, Mays holds third. Now I got a first-and-third situation. Two out, the Giants are behind one run. I don't know whether to squeeze or steal. She's been in the shower for ten minutes, already. This is too...I can't tell you anymore, this is too personal. The Giants won.
 
2013-08-30 03:30:16 AM

HighOnCraic: cameroncrazy1984: QueenMamaBee: I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time

Sometimes I like to flip open a copy of Elias Baseball Records on her back just to prolong things.

That was two o'clock in the morning, and I get my date back to her apartment, and the two of us are alone, and we're going pretty good. I have to explain this very delicately, 'cause it's really tentative. As I... as I am an inordinately...passionate...man. Volatile. Sensual. In general a stud. When making love...when making love...in an effort...to prolong...the moment of ecstacy...I think of baseball players. All right, now you know. The two of us are making love violently, she's digging it, I figure I better start thinking of ballplayers quickly. So I figure it's one out, the ninth, the Giants are up. Mays lines a single to right, he takes second on a wild pitch. Now she is digging her nails into my neck. I decided to pinch-hit for McCovey. Alou pops out. Haller singles, Mays holds third. Now I got a first-and-third situation. Two out, the Giants are behind one run. I don't know whether to squeeze or steal. She's been in the shower for ten minutes, already. This is too...I can't tell you anymore, this is too personal. The Giants won.


For Christ's sake, was it a squeeze or a steal?!?
 
2013-08-30 07:06:50 AM
But I thought conservatives types were all for burning books. I'm confused.

www.ilholocaustmuseum.org
 
2013-08-30 12:50:49 PM

HighOnCraic: cameroncrazy1984: QueenMamaBee: I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time

Sometimes I like to flip open a copy of Elias Baseball Records on her back just to prolong things.

That was two o'clock in the morning, and I get my date back to her apartment, and the two of us are alone, and we're going pretty good. I have to explain this very delicately, 'cause it's really tentative. As I... as I am an inordinately...passionate...man. Volatile. Sensual. In general a stud. When making love...when making love...in an effort...to prolong...the moment of ecstacy...I think of baseball players. All right, now you know. The two of us are making love violently, she's digging it, I figure I better start thinking of ballplayers quickly. So I figure it's one out, the ninth, the Giants are up. Mays lines a single to right, he takes second on a wild pitch. Now she is digging her nails into my neck. I decided to pinch-hit for McCovey. Alou pops out. Haller singles, Mays holds third. Now I got a first-and-third situation. Two out, the Giants are behind one run. I don't know whether to squeeze or steal. She's been in the shower for ten minutes, already. This is too...I can't tell you anymore, this is too personal. The Giants won.


She shouldn't have screamed "Oh Jesus."
 
2013-08-30 02:11:50 PM

DecemberNitro: This guy sounds exactly like that nutjob who showed up at a teacher's meeting (or was it a town hall meeting?), spoke his piece about whatever topic they were discussing, then awkwardly proclaimed that he was a 50 yr old virgin and that "Jesus is the king of male virgins."

Wish I could find the audio clip.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paijfyil7vQ
 
2013-08-30 09:48:23 PM
Corsi has changed over time in an odd way.  I've listened to him in the past be just as critical of Bush I & II, as he is now of Obama.  Previously he did not seem to be partisan in his reporting.  It's as if he has been co-opted for specific disinformation.

/if you believe in that type of thing (it's possible -IMO)
 
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