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(Opposing Views)   Well known birther, author and Tea Party activist offers life advice: "Sex is not about fun. You want to have fun? Read a book"   (opposingviews.com) divider line 245
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2013-08-29 02:21:47 PM  

flup: Hey OpposingViews,

What does the Bible say about pop-up ads?


Oh, it's for them. Didn't you read the Old Testament? God loves to punish people in wicked ways. He is deliciously evil like that.
 
2013-08-29 02:21:49 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: Heeeeehehehehe

Oh that was a good read, Subby.

And I do love a good read. Ifyaknowwhatimean.

Andithinkyado.

*shrug*

You like being left alone in the evening with a cup of tea, wearing comfortable sweatpants?


...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!
 
2013-08-29 02:23:01 PM  

megarian: Heeeeehehehehe

Oh that was a good read, Subby.

And I do love a good read. Ifyaknowwhatimean.

Andithinkyado.

*shrug*


And hello to you, too!

Man, look at all these foxy ladies who love to read ...
 
2013-08-29 02:23:12 PM  

Great_Milenko: So, in one sentence, Jerome Corsi has brought the entire conservative movement into perfect focus.

Conservatives, fundamentalists, whatever label you may want to use, live their entire lives in constant fear and disgust of their own bodies.  Their distaste of what makes a human "human" eats at their very soul.  It permeates their thinking and clouds their moral compass.  It's often theorized that homophobia is a reflection of deeply repressed homosexuality, but the problem apparently goes far deeper.  They're afraid of sexuality.  Period.

Far from mocking them, I feel sorry for them.


Well said.
 
2013-08-29 02:23:12 PM  
Reading magazines count right?
www.geekosystem.com

/Of course I read the articles...that's the best part
//Damn sticky pages...
 
2013-08-29 02:25:48 PM  
Clearly, he's getting his sex from books....and maybe that's the best possible outcome ;)
 
2013-08-29 02:26:04 PM  

HawgWild: megarian: Heeeeehehehehe

Oh that was a good read, Subby.

And I do love a good read. Ifyaknowwhatimean.

Andithinkyado.

*shrug*

And hello to you, too!

Man, look at all these foxy ladies who love to read ...


I kno rite! I read the hole Twilight series!!!

/please, please know that I am kidding
//now I feel dirty
 
2013-08-29 02:26:10 PM  

sid244: Reading magazines count right?
[www.geekosystem.com image 394x179]

/Of course I read the articles...that's the best part
//Damn sticky pages...



Sorry about that.
 
2013-08-29 02:27:02 PM  
comicbook.com
 
2013-08-29 02:28:21 PM  

Fire Babe: I do Passion Parties for a living and you'd be surprised (or perhaps not) at how many people think that sex is only for procreation and not at all for pleasure. I've run across women who think pleasure from sex is a sin and actively try to avoid orgasm. The Bible belt is a fun place to live!


I thought that was ille...
/Er, never mind.
 
2013-08-29 02:30:53 PM  

Fire Babe: I do Passion Parties for a living and you'd be surprised (or perhaps not) at how many people think that sex is only for procreation and not at all for pleasure. I've run across women who think pleasure from sex is a sin and actively try to avoid orgasm. The Bible belt is a fun place to live!


What is a passion party?
 
2013-08-29 02:31:00 PM  

megarian: I kno rite! I read the hole Twilight series!!!

/please, please know that I am kidding
//now I feel dirty


You owe us all an apology.
/Do not apologize in the manner HawgWild will, predictably, suggest.
 
2013-08-29 02:31:11 PM  
Like an apple tree among the trees of the forest
is my beloved among the young men.
I delight to sit in his shade,
and his fruit is sweet to my taste.

\\ dirty song of solomon
\ but it is old testament I suppose . . .
 
2013-08-29 02:31:37 PM  

megarian: ...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!


Nah, that amateur just sits in bushes. I'm much farther away in a well set-up post with a telescope.
 
2013-08-29 02:31:49 PM  

lockers: Fire Babe: I do Passion Parties for a living and you'd be surprised (or perhaps not) at how many people think that sex is only for procreation and not at all for pleasure. I've run across women who think pleasure from sex is a sin and actively try to avoid orgasm. The Bible belt is a fun place to live!

What is a passion party?


Something she never, ever does in Georgia.
 
2013-08-29 02:33:49 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: ...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!

Nah, that amateur just sits in bushes. I'm much farther away in a well set-up post with a telescope.


Well you could have been a gentleman and offered to share your telescope for the Perseid meteor shower. Jerk.
 
2013-08-29 02:34:56 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: megarian: I kno rite! I read the hole Twilight series!!!

/please, please know that I am kidding
//now I feel dirty

You owe us all an apology.
/Do not apologize in the manner HawgWild will, predictably, suggest.


I know. Looking back, it was wrong and well, just plain mean.

I am sorry.
 
2013-08-29 02:35:13 PM  

megarian: I kno rite! I read the hole Twilight series!!!

/please, please know that I am kidding
//now I feel dirty


Well, you know what you should do? You should ...

demaL-demaL-yeH: /Do not apologize in the manner HawgWild will, predictably, suggest.


Dammit! Foiled again!
 
2013-08-29 02:36:29 PM  

megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: ...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!

Nah, that amateur just sits in bushes. I'm much farther away in a well set-up post with a telescope.

Well you could have been a gentleman and offered to share your telescope for the Perseid meteor shower. Jerk.


He only uses it for the megarian titteor showers.

/titty sprinkles
 
2013-08-29 02:38:10 PM  

megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: ...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!

Nah, that amateur just sits in bushes. I'm much farther away in a well set-up post with a telescope.

Well you could have been a gentleman and offered to share your telescope for the Perseid meteor shower. Jerk.


I take one evening off from being a peeping tom and thinking about her and what does it get me? She calls me names.
 
2013-08-29 02:40:14 PM  

Flab: Marcus Aurelius: But now we know. They're going to take God out of the church.

It's already happening.

[convertedchurches.files.wordpress.com image 478x590]


Sir Francis Dashwood's bachelor pad.
 
2013-08-29 02:41:03 PM  

megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: ...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!

Nah, that amateur just sits in bushes. I'm much farther away in a well set-up post with a telescope.

Well you could have been a gentleman and offered to share your telescope for the Perseid meteor shower. Jerk.


Well, you know what they say about the size of a man's telescope ...

Yeah, that's right. I went there.


/Nothing. They say nothing.
 
2013-08-29 02:41:40 PM  

lockers: megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: ...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!

Nah, that amateur just sits in bushes. I'm much farther away in a well set-up post with a telescope.

Well you could have been a gentleman and offered to share your telescope for the Perseid meteor shower. Jerk.

He only uses it for the megarian titteor showers.

/titty sprinkles


I'm stealing "titteor showers" and there's nothing you can do about it.
 
2013-08-29 02:42:08 PM  
GIS:

Fun book porn.  A few really entertaining images off that one, but I think I will go with this one:

datinggoddess.files.wordpress.com

\Which reminds me, the wife asked me to vacuum a few rugs.
 
2013-08-29 02:44:12 PM  

megarian: lockers: megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: ...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!

Nah, that amateur just sits in bushes. I'm much farther away in a well set-up post with a telescope.

Well you could have been a gentleman and offered to share your telescope for the Perseid meteor shower. Jerk.

He only uses it for the megarian titteor showers.

/titty sprinkles

I'm stealing "titteor showers" and there's nothing you can do about it.


Quite the contrary, I insist you steal it. Not only that I expect you to use it at the least appropriate moments with the maximum amount of emphasis.
 
2013-08-29 02:44:35 PM  

lockers: titteor showers


Maybe it's just the way I'm pronouncing it, but that sounds like getting clean with a lot of topless women. Not that I'm complaining about the idea, mind you.
 
2013-08-29 02:47:35 PM  

Kibbler: dahmers love zombie: FloydA: Theaetetus: Super homophobic, views sex with women as a not-fun chore... This guy is so far in the closet, he's giving Aslan a handjob.


Super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious
shouting about liberals, he always sounds ferocious
Something's really wrong with him, some deep-seated neurosis
super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

[i105.photobucket.com image 600x361]

You even got the meter correct.  Thank you.  I loathe it when people do filks of other songs and fark up the meter.

I applaud the effort, but no, the meter, it was not nailed.  Unless you regularly say "hangUP" instead of "HANGup" and UH-bout instead of uh-BOUT, and seat-ED instead of SEAT-ed.

/meter nazi


Try singing it in a very bad imitation of a cockney accent.
 
2013-08-29 02:52:55 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.

He meant read The Book.

[i.imgur.com image 400x446]


If that's my prayer book, Lord let us pray
 
2013-08-29 02:53:37 PM  

megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: ...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!

Nah, that amateur just sits in bushes. I'm much farther away in a well set-up post with a telescope.

Well you could have been a gentleman and offered to share your telescope for the Perseid meteor shower. Jerk.


Telescopes offer too narrow a field of vision for meteor showers.
It's best just to get a blanket, a friend, and lay back and enjoy the show.

\rimshot.
 
2013-08-29 02:55:34 PM  
#1 this idiot is doing it all wrong
#2 he chose the wrong Book and then fails at understanding that
#3 his book is all fail
#4 sex is good, clean fun; greed is not
#5 see #1
 
2013-08-29 02:56:35 PM  

Maud Dib: megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: ...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!

Nah, that amateur just sits in bushes. I'm much farther away in a well set-up post with a telescope.

Well you could have been a gentleman and offered to share your telescope for the Perseid meteor shower. Jerk.

Telescopes offer too narrow a field of vision for meteor showers.
It's best just to get a blanket, a friend, and lay back and enjoy the show.

\rimshot.


I'm not really into...

Oh. OH. Rimshot.

/rimshot
 
2013-08-29 02:58:16 PM  
Actually you can do them in Georgia. There is not a ban on sex toys here. You can walk into any Spencers or adult store and buy them. The town I live in tried to run the local sex shop out of business and the sex shop won and got a 1 million dollar judgement from the city. That is beside the point. They are adult toy direct sales parties.
 
2013-08-29 02:58:50 PM  
It's a bit late in the thread for me to go through and read all the comments, so I'm sure some folks have already said the same thing I'm about to.

If sex isn't fun you're doing it wrong, and shame on you jackass for trying to push your personal morals onto everyone else. Sex should always end with at least a smile on at least one participant's face, if they aren't going for the both party's being out of breath and laying there in a quivering mass saying "Holy shiat goddamn!" over and over again when finished type sex. Hell even grudge farking when you're all pissed off at each other usually turns out to be fun.
 
2013-08-29 03:04:53 PM  
Well, I doubt you'd have much fun if you read one of his books....
 
2013-08-29 03:05:37 PM  
The Constitution really needs a 'too stupid to live' Amendment that overrides this pursuit of happiness pansy lib bullshiat.
 
2013-08-29 03:08:40 PM  
Image of Jerome Corsi wife...

thumbs.dreamstime.com
 
2013-08-29 03:08:45 PM  

Fire Babe: Actually you can do them in Georgia. There is not a ban on sex toys here. You can walk into any Spencers or adult store and buy them. The town I live in tried to run the local sex shop out of business and the sex shop won and got a 1 million dollar judgement from the city. That is beside the point. They are adult toy direct sales parties.


They tried to do that to the..I forget the name of it, but a shop across the way from the Big Chicken in Marietta.

I notice it's still in business. Title pawns, payday advances, pawn shops, and liquor stores are cool, but not a sex shop.

The douche in TFA encapsulated that conservative/evangelical view quite well.
 
2013-08-29 03:09:20 PM  

Tigger: The Constitution really needs a 'too stupid to live' Amendment that overrides this pursuit of happiness pansy lib bullshiat.


LOLOLOLOL
 
2013-08-29 03:11:41 PM  
Maybe the author had a bad experience with Kinect Sutra.

art.penny-arcade.com
 
2013-08-29 03:13:18 PM  
Pretty much. There was a law prior to 2006 that you could only sell them as novelties and not explain how they directly related to sex. The obscenities law that dealt with adult toys was struck down but the Federal court of appeals.  Now you can do the full shebang. I've done parties for church groups, teachers, police officers. It's a fun business but you meet some of the weirdest people who have very odd ideas about sex. I do enjoy getting to educate other women about sex and making money at the same time.
 
2013-08-29 03:17:29 PM  
"Sex is not about fun"

You're holding it wrong
 
2013-08-29 03:22:13 PM  
I got as far as "Jerome Corsi," realized it wasn't the stupidest thing he's ever said, and then did a Google search for some of his better WND posts.
 
2013-08-29 03:26:15 PM  

DecemberNitro: This guy sounds exactly like that nutjob who showed up at a teacher's meeting (or was it a town hall meeting?), spoke his piece about whatever topic they were discussing, then awkwardly proclaimed that he was a 50 yr old virgin and that "Jesus is the king of male virgins."

Wish I could find the audio clip.


50yo nutjobs don't need to say they're virgins any more than 50yo virgins need to say they're nutjobs. It just kinda makes sense.
 
2013-08-29 03:40:14 PM  
Spoken like someone who has never had sex in their entire, miserable, troll-filled lives.

* Looks at article * - why am I not surprised? I bet the author is one of those sad little  men who
used to sneak off behind the shed with Mommy's Sears catalog and rub oneout to the ladies
underwear section and then scourge himself for being a "dirty, dirty boy"
 
2013-08-29 03:42:09 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Marcus Aurelius: Nadie_AZ: Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?

I have a fundie brother that told me over ten years ago that gays were going to take over the country.  So I asked him what exactly the plan was.  How was this going to affect me.

He didn't seem to have any answers at that point.  But now we know.  They're going to take God out of the church.

What will we do with him afterward? I mean, I can let him crash on my couch for a few days, but then he's gotta find somewhere else to be.


I've already him taken to all the tourist spots around town and am out of ideas on how to keep him entertained while I'm a work.
 
2013-08-29 03:42:40 PM  
One blow job and I bet he changes his opinion.
 
2013-08-29 03:43:45 PM  

tinyarena: the first row of a GIS for "Jerome Corsi"

[img401.imageshack.us image 800x235]

Sure Jerome, whatever you say pal


Place your bets now that this guy's tuggin' it to pics of little boys
 
2013-08-29 03:52:23 PM  

eggrolls: One blow job and I bet he changes his opinion.


Probably, but someone will need to show him how to keep his teeth out of the way.

/unless he wears dentures, in which case, everyone wins
 
2013-08-29 03:55:16 PM  
"Do it heartily as to the lord"
-Colossians 3:23
 
2013-08-29 03:55:25 PM  
A Tea Partier is telling his core audience to read books and not to breed. What's the problem?
 
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