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(Opposing Views)   Well known birther, author and Tea Party activist offers life advice: "Sex is not about fun. You want to have fun? Read a book"   (opposingviews.com) divider line 245
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2013-08-29 01:35:32 PM
I wonder if he broke into song afterward...

"Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,...
...God get quite irate. "
 
2013-08-29 01:36:16 PM

Nadie_AZ: He did not.

*reads the f*cking article*

Holy balls. He did. So it he a closet case or someone with a tiny dick?

*keeps reading*

At a conservative event in Oregon earlier this month, Corsi claimed leftist atheists like the American Civil Liberties Union were trying to use same-sex marriage to "take God out of Church." He alleged leftists wanted to make same-sex marriage a constitutional right so that the government could crack down on Christians.

Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?


I think he's talking about the "threat" that the govt will force churches to perform same sex marriages.
 
2013-08-29 01:36:42 PM
No, it is definitely fun. When I finally crescendo into a stupefying orgasm that feels like liquid heroin is being spoon fed into my cock, my eyes rolling back into their head, and my voice stuttering and unable to speak it reminds me of all the fun I had coercing this woman to turn her shame cave into a tea cozy for my batter stick.
 
2013-08-29 01:36:45 PM
Oh how I wish I hadn't been at lunch when this got posted.
 
2013-08-29 01:37:11 PM
You gotta love political parties so committed to the simple message of smaller government and responsible fiscal policy. And not, you know, to being a bunch of foaming cretins and lunatics.
 
2013-08-29 01:38:05 PM

FlashHarry: cameroncrazy1984: Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.

Of course, it must be Tea Party-approved and contain very small words and no sex whatsoever.

THE ONLY BOOK I NEED WAS WRITTEN BY JESUS


Which one?

"Messiah (or How To Make It With Whores And Still Come Out On Top)"?

or

"Walking On Water For Fun & Profit - A Savior's Guide To Miracles That Make People Go 'Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?'"
 
2013-08-29 01:40:24 PM

tuna fingers: He's got a point.

I'm just wondering when exactly he farked my wife.


Nah, it's not your wife. Your wife is pretty good fun. It's you!

/ Hey, you had it coming.
 
2013-08-29 01:40:46 PM

QueenMamaBee: I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time


Agreed. Multitasking is overrated.
/"Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
 
2013-08-29 01:41:18 PM
He seems to really care.  About what, I have no idea.
 
F42
2013-08-29 01:41:33 PM
www.opposingviews.com

" I'm going to be judged on the adherence to God's law. "

Leviticus 19:27

"'Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard.


"Do not trim off the hair on your temples or trim your beards.


You shall not round off the hair on your temples or mar the edges of your beard.


'You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads nor harm the edges of your beard.


Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.


You are not to cut off the hair at the sides of your head or mar the edge of your beard.


"You are not to cut your hair in ritualistic patterns on your head or deface the edges of your beard.


You must not round off the corners of the hair on your head or ruin the corners of your beard.


Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.


"'You shall not cut the hair on the sides of your heads, neither shall you clip off the edge of your beard.
 
2013-08-29 01:41:46 PM

urbangirl: HawgWild: urbangirl: I think this is the perfect place for:

Why not both?

Well, hello there ...

*adjusts glasses*

*checks breath*

*wiggles eyebrows*

/gotta hit on the lady who likes sex AND books

Kudos -- you had me with *checks breath*.  Most guys who like sex AND books don't bother to do that.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-29 01:42:49 PM

Theaetetus: Super homophobic, views sex with women as a not-fun chore... This guy is so far in the closet, he's giving Aslan a handjob.



Super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious
shouting about liberals, he always sounds ferocious
Something's really wrong with him, some deep-seated neurosis
super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-29 01:42:52 PM
The GOP, not just the Tea Party, really needs to stop being so ridiculously obsessed with sex and sexual issues.  It is the anchor that is dragging them down.
 
2013-08-29 01:43:30 PM
So...we're less evolved than the many, many species of mammal that do have sex for fun? (Or less "intelligently designed"?)

Personally, I rather like the view that marriage was created to temper the lustful desire - you master this urge by marrying someone (who ideally has an appetite compatible with yours). Ignoring that the urge to procreate is even a thing, or expecting that "people" at large can or would do so is sillier than...whatever else the Tea Party is selling this week.
 
2013-08-29 01:43:35 PM
It almost makes me want to die when he does just to see the look on his face when that whole judgement thing comes about

/almost
 
2013-08-29 01:45:39 PM

Piizzadude: It almost makes me want to die when he does just to see the look on his face when that whole judgement thing comes about

/almost


St Peter:  "Go to Hell."
 
2013-08-29 01:46:38 PM

naughtyrev: I pity the women he's known.


You think he knew any women?

Giving him a lot of credit aren't you?
 
2013-08-29 01:47:11 PM
"Hey, don't take my word for it! Just ask Mrs. Corsi!"

www.opposingviews.com
 
2013-08-29 01:47:50 PM

Nadie_AZ: He did not.

*reads the f*cking article*

Holy balls. He did. So it he a closet case or someone with a tiny dick?

*keeps reading*

At a conservative event in Oregon earlier this month, Corsi claimed leftist atheists like the American Civil Liberties Union were trying to use same-sex marriage to "take God out of Church." He alleged leftists wanted to make same-sex marriage a constitutional right so that the government could crack down on Christians.

Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?


It makes sense to paranoid nutjobs who think that everyone who is not exactly like them is a dire threat to their very existence.
 
2013-08-29 01:50:02 PM

urbangirl: HawgWild: urbangirl: I think this is the perfect place for:
Why not both?

Well, hello there ...
*adjusts glasses*
*checks breath*
*wiggles eyebrows*
/gotta hit on the lady who likes sex AND books

Kudos -- you had me with *checks breath*.  Most guys who like sex AND books don't bother to do that.


You have to have breath control if you expect to consistently, properly, and thoroughly hit the target.
It's not like you can expect to last long if you just "spray and pray."
/Can't jerk the trigger, either.
 
2013-08-29 01:51:51 PM
Came in here to say "you're doing it wrong". I see it's taken care of, but if no one minds I'm just gonna...watch.
 
2013-08-29 01:54:17 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: urbangirl: HawgWild: urbangirl: I think this is the perfect place for:
Why not both?

Well, hello there ...
*adjusts glasses*
*checks breath*
*wiggles eyebrows*
/gotta hit on the lady who likes sex AND books

Kudos -- you had me with *checks breath*.  Most guys who like sex AND books don't bother to do that.

You have to have breath control if you expect to consistently, properly, and thoroughly hit the target.
It's not like you can expect to last long if you just "spray and pray."
/Can't jerk the trigger, either.


Sorry. I need to stay off the Politics tab for a while.
Too many posturing pants-wetters in the firearms threads.
 
2013-08-29 01:54:19 PM
The GOP, also known as "the party of small government" sold their soul to people to get that extra five percent voting to win elections and cause distress to the Democrats in 2008.

Now they have this.
 
2013-08-29 01:54:23 PM
Says the fat old ugly dude.
 
2013-08-29 01:55:35 PM

Flab: Marcus Aurelius: But now we know. They're going to take God out of the church.

It's already happening.

[convertedchurches.files.wordpress.com image 478x590]


Churches make great relics.
 
2013-08-29 01:56:27 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: demaL-demaL-yeH: urbangirl: HawgWild: urbangirl: I think this is the perfect place for:
Why not both?

Well, hello there ...
*adjusts glasses*
*checks breath*
*wiggles eyebrows*
/gotta hit on the lady who likes sex AND books

Kudos -- you had me with *checks breath*.  Most guys who like sex AND books don't bother to do that.

You have to have breath control if you expect to consistently, properly, and thoroughly hit the target.
It's not like you can expect to last long if you just "spray and pray."
/Can't jerk the trigger, either.

Sorry. I need to stay off the Politics tab for a while.
Too many posturing pants-wetters in the firearms threads.


Yeah, that was my troll-tastic headline, too.
 
2013-08-29 01:56:57 PM
Everyone hates the ACLU until they're on your side.  They're like the default go to scapegoat.

That aside, Corsi is working one of my favorite bits of illogic --

When something is inclusive of everyone, Corsi and his ilk manage to somehow find it still exclusive to them in particular.  How?  Because you rob them of their authority to judge and direct everyone's actions.

They can't live without being superior to everyone else.  They can't accept that they are common.  At best it's a terrible psychological flaw.  But give them any sort of institutional power or authority, then at worst it becomes acceptable and enforceable discrimination.

You are not special, Mr. Corsi.  You are a sick individual who has no individual self-worth.
 
2013-08-29 01:59:08 PM
Actually this kind of story reminds me of The Music Man, when a smooth-talking glad-hander can talk all of the rubes into believing whatever he wants them to believe.  They can actually hear that band, to the point that they can describe which type of horn they like the best.  And there is no band there, just the smooth-talking glad-hander who tells them that they have style and grace, and their kids, so talented!  He's never seen the like!  He can tell the kids that there is no need to practice their instruments, just think Minuet in G and everything will be fine.  And everybody buys it, except that busybody Marian the Librarian.

Now throw in the flagrantly, shall we say, elegant aspects of that movie, hidden in plain sight, and it's almost the perfect metaphor for modern America.  You've never seen so many skinny young men in form-fitting pants and brightly-colored spats leaping and twirling in all-American joy.  Ye Gods!

There's a scene when the mayor's wife is about to do her little tableau performance for the town, and a teen lights a firecracker about the size of a stick of dynamite, and it's pouring out huge clouds of smoke, and he walks up behind her and plants the firecracker.  It goes off and she flies off stage shrieking.  The sheriff steps forward.

"Who lit that firecracker? Who did it?"

The entire room watched this kid walk up behind her, super-ginormous smoking firecracker in hand, and plant it.  But nobody saw him do it.

Modern America.

"Well the Wells Fargo wagon is a-comin' down the street, I wonder what it could be..."
 
2013-08-29 01:59:26 PM
And THIS is the guy that helped derail John Kerry for president and ensured 4 MOAR YEARS of Bush.

Think about that...
 
2013-08-29 02:01:26 PM
As an example of his pathological narcissism, try reading one of his books some time.  Doesn't matter which one.  The man cites himself in his footnotes.
 
2013-08-29 02:02:44 PM
i.imgur.com

It doesn't appear if as anybody would have fun having sex with him.

/even at a lemon party
 
2013-08-29 02:02:47 PM
Heeeeehehehehe

Oh that was a good read, Subby.

And I do love a good read. Ifyaknowwhatimean.

Andithinkyado.

*shrug*
 
2013-08-29 02:04:15 PM
Hey OpposingViews,

What does the Bible say about pop-up ads?
 
2013-08-29 02:04:27 PM

FLMountainMan: "Well-known"?  Who the fark is this guy?


Your new MO is really boring.  Next you'll be telling us Boehner's just some guy and who cares what he thinks.
 
2013-08-29 02:04:52 PM

megarian: Heeeeehehehehe

Oh that was a good read, Subby.

And I do love a good read. Ifyaknowwhatimean.

Andithinkyado.

*shrug*


You like being left alone in the evening with a cup of tea, wearing comfortable sweatpants?
 
2013-08-29 02:06:22 PM
JohnnyApocalypse
And THIS is the guy that helped derail John Kerry for president and ensured 4 MOAR YEARS of Bush.
Think about that...


I think you will find that alot of these born-again evangelist types are in fact [neo] libertarians. Except that that are not pro-choice, pro-drug legalization and maybe would like more dry parts of the United States.
 
2013-08-29 02:07:41 PM

Nadie_AZ: He did not.

*reads the f*cking article*

Holy balls. He did. So it he a closet case or someone with a tiny dick?

*keeps reading*

At a conservative event in Oregon earlier this month, Corsi claimed leftist atheists like the American Civil Liberties Union were trying to use same-sex marriage to "take God out of Church." He alleged leftists wanted to make same-sex marriage a constitutional right so that the government could crack down on Christians.

Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?


Faux News viewers.
 
2013-08-29 02:07:52 PM
I do Passion Parties for a living and you'd be surprised (or perhaps not) at how many people think that sex is only for procreation and not at all for pleasure. I've run across women who think pleasure from sex is a sin and actively try to avoid orgasm. The Bible belt is a fun place to live!
 
2013-08-29 02:08:56 PM

flup: Hey OpposingViews,

What does the Bible say about pop-up ads?


Nothing.  But the Hadith is very firm on the matter.
 
2013-08-29 02:08:59 PM
" Tea party activist"?
Oh, right, I'm on Fark. Forgot for a sec.
 
2013-08-29 02:09:18 PM

Diogenes: Everyone hates the ACLU until they're on your side.  They're like the default go to scapegoat.


I adore the ACLU and will donate when I build a sufficiently large piggy bank where I don't have to worry about losing a job or illness. The ACLU, excepting their stance on the second amendment, are always on the side of the constitution. That is something in the self interest of all citizens, despite what the mouth breathers would have you believe.
 
2013-08-29 02:09:59 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Nadie_AZ: Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?

I have a fundie brother that told me over ten years ago that gays were going to take over the country.  So I asked him what exactly the plan was.  How was this going to affect me.

He didn't seem to have any answers at that point.  But now we know.  They're going to take God out of the church.


What a silly man. Everyone knows it is the televangelist's job to remove God from Church.
 
2013-08-29 02:11:17 PM

captcurt: " Tea party activist"?
Oh, right, I'm on Fark. Forgot for a sec.


Yeah, it's politically incorrect to use the "R-word" these days.
 
2013-08-29 02:11:34 PM
"Sex is not about fun. You want to have fun? Read a book"

Said no one ever.
 
2013-08-29 02:13:00 PM

Vodka Zombie: Jebus!  All this guy does is try to sell books.


Large corporations hate him!
 
2013-08-29 02:15:45 PM

fiddlehead: Nadie_AZ: He did not.

*reads the f*cking article*

Holy balls. He did. So it he a closet case or someone with a tiny dick?

*keeps reading*

At a conservative event in Oregon earlier this month, Corsi claimed leftist atheists like the American Civil Liberties Union were trying to use same-sex marriage to "take God out of Church." He alleged leftists wanted to make same-sex marriage a constitutional right so that the government could crack down on Christians.

Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?

I think he's talking about the "threat" that the govt will force churches to perform same sex marriages.


Which is funny because if the govt forced churches to marry gay folks, I would venture that the ACLU would happily defend the churches.
 
2013-08-29 02:15:50 PM

FloydA: Theaetetus: Super homophobic, views sex with women as a not-fun chore... This guy is so far in the closet, he's giving Aslan a handjob.


Super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious
shouting about liberals, he always sounds ferocious
Something's really wrong with him, some deep-seated neurosis
super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

[i105.photobucket.com image 600x361]


You even got the meter correct.  Thank you.  I loathe it when people do filks of other songs and fark up the meter.
 
2013-08-29 02:16:42 PM

flup: Hey OpposingViews,

What does the Bible say about pop-up ads?


"[6] And lo, the third click within the domain* did causeth to appear an apparition, not unlike a house's window, that did shout unto the children of Israel offers of virility potions, [7] and of means to gain immense wealth absent toil, and of depictions of lewdness, [8] and even those of an unintelligible nature, copied by scribes from yet other manuscripts for reasons unknown. [9] Heed not these apparitions, saith the LORD, for they causeth a man infirmities of mind. [10] Acceding their wicked demands will causeth rivers to run dry, and the Earth to swallow its grains, and small confections of wickedness to collect within my holy sanctuary. [11] Bear this evil out from thy midst. I have sent the angels AdBlock and NoScript to aid your service."

*one codex disagrees, written as "TLD"

// The Book of Berners-Lee, chapter 404
 
2013-08-29 02:20:17 PM

dahmers love zombie: FloydA: Theaetetus: Super homophobic, views sex with women as a not-fun chore... This guy is so far in the closet, he's giving Aslan a handjob.


Super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious
shouting about liberals, he always sounds ferocious
Something's really wrong with him, some deep-seated neurosis
super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

[i105.photobucket.com image 600x361]

You even got the meter correct.  Thank you.  I loathe it when people do filks of other songs and fark up the meter.


I applaud the effort, but no, the meter, it was not nailed.  Unless you regularly say "hangUP" instead of "HANGup" and UH-bout instead of uh-BOUT, and seat-ED instead of SEAT-ed.

/meter nazi
 
2013-08-29 02:21:36 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Nadie_AZ: Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?

I have a fundie brother that told me over ten years ago that gays were going to take over the country.  So I asked him what exactly the plan was.  How was this going to affect me.

He didn't seem to have any answers at that point.  But now we know.  They're going to take God out of the church.


As far as I can tell the gay agenda consists of the golden rule, equality, personal freedom and a reduction in ways other people can force their views into your life. Since their program would also, for example, protect my WASP rights as the nation's demographics shift towards an increase in the Catholic and Hispanic populations, pushing for equal rights and the separation of church and state has long term benefits for me personally.

You need to be very short sighted, myopic and more than a bit foolish to not see how this benefits the Americans who will no longer be the majority a generation from now.
 
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