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(Opposing Views)   Well known birther, author and Tea Party activist offers life advice: "Sex is not about fun. You want to have fun? Read a book"   (opposingviews.com) divider line 245
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2013-08-29 01:16:27 PM
"I'm not going to be judged on what somebody called me, I'm going to be judged on the adherence to God's law."

You're pretty screwed then. Your bible specifically forbids you to wear that mixed-fiber shirt (though I think the nipple clamps are ok).  It also enjoins you to love thy neighbor. Incidentally, you haven't eaten any shellfish, or suffered a witch to live, or failed to beat your wife unco scious for backtalk, have you?  Ooh, three more strikes.

Also, I could have told you from the photo alone that this guy doesn't have sex with women for fun.
 
2013-08-29 01:16:31 PM
look, if you only get pleasure from having sex with men, and god says you can only have sex with women, then his comment makes perfect sense. i don't see what is so hard to understand- doesn't every man have to force himself to have sex with a woman instead of a man?
 
2013-08-29 01:16:50 PM

WizardofToast: Must have one hell of a marriage.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, honey?"

"Heck yeah I am. Moby Dick under the covers."

"I brought the new reading glasses!"


just remember, it's better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian
 
2013-08-29 01:17:27 PM

LoneWolf343: You know, I always wanted to live in a church. I imagine utilities would be a biatch, though.


Join a monastery; you can live in a big giant church-like environment for free.

/Say goodbye to everything fun, though.
 
2013-08-29 01:17:44 PM
I think this is the perfect place for:

Why not both?
 
2013-08-29 01:17:58 PM

Weaver95: Ive never understood why sex is supposed to be a bad thing. We're hard wired for it after all. If we weren't supposed to enjoy it so much then why did the Christian god not remove it from us when he made creation? He's allegedly all powerful right? So either the fundies got it wrong on sex, or god isn't all powerful after all.

Or you could take the pagan view that all things pleasurable are sacred, as it harms none do as you will. So long as its between consenting adults you can get your freak on any way you want and not have to feel guilty about it afterwards.


Wellll... from what I remember of my Catholic upbringing, the sexy fun time is supposed to be for making the babbys, since contraception is wrong, and the more babbys for Jebus the better. I assumed since sexy fun time was, well, fun, you'd want to do it more thus creating more opportunity to make babbys for Jebus. If it wasn't fun, you'd not want to do it so much. At least I think that's what I learned from catechism class. I spent more time trying to hook up with girls and trying to score liquor.

I also got kicked out of class for debating the merits of abortion with the teacher, so...
 
2013-08-29 01:18:20 PM

Aarontology: No, sex is pretty damned fun.

Books are fun too, but the paper cuts on my dick make it a bit less fun.


ftfy
 
2013-08-29 01:18:50 PM

gunga galunga: FlashHarry: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

Came to post this.


X3

He must have sex in the dark, with his eyes closed, through a sheet with a hole in it. And only for procreation!
 
2013-08-29 01:18:55 PM

Thurston Howell: LoneWolf343: You know, I always wanted to live in a church. I imagine utilities would be a biatch, though.

Join a monastery; you can live in a big giant church-like environment for free.

/Say goodbye to everything fun, though.


That's the same advice I give to my buddies when they get engaged.
 
2013-08-29 01:19:47 PM

FlashHarry: cameroncrazy1984: Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.

Of course, it must be Tea Party-approved and contain very small words and no sex whatsoever.

THE ONLY BOOK I NEED WAS WRITTEN BY JESUS


I'm waiting for the sequel.It hopefully will tie up all the loose ends from the first book.
 
2013-08-29 01:19:58 PM

Thurston Howell: LoneWolf343: You know, I always wanted to live in a church. I imagine utilities would be a biatch, though.

Join a monastery; you can live in a big giant church-like environment for free.

/Say goodbye to everything fun, though.


I want to convert a church into a pagan gathering site. Move the altar to the middle of the room, engrave a permanent circle into the floor, throw outstanding parties at the turn of the wheel...
 
2013-08-29 01:20:07 PM

urbangirl: I think this is the perfect place for:

Why not both?


Because putting a picture of that girl in this thread would be creepy.
 
2013-08-29 01:21:00 PM
Eh, I kind of agree with him. After finding out that whatever woman you finally coerced into somewhat sexy times isn't into playing bumper cars with genitals it gets kind of boring. "Oh we're going back and forth again? Great." It's all so vanilla unless one of you out ran, out witted, and outlasted the other one in a strategic chase around the apartment until the victor stands dominantly over the loser and rams his or her genitals into or onto their partner like its a county fair whackamole and you really want that plush Stewie doll because it would look great on your office desk and would be a great conversation starter with young interns so you have more opportunities for collision coitus.
 
2013-08-29 01:21:25 PM

Speef: Also, I could have told you from the photo alone that this guy doesn't have sex with women for fun.


FTA:  "Sex is about the pro-creation of children."

I'm pretty sure this guy needs to go to prison.

/on second thought, he'd probably enjoy that
 
2013-08-29 01:21:44 PM

Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.


He meant read The Book.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-29 01:21:48 PM
I don't understand who he's trying to sell this to. The people who would agree with the premise wouldn't want to read about that tawdry subject, and anyone who disagrees could give two shiats about his miserable sex life. The publisher is going to take it in the shorts on this one.
 
2013-08-29 01:21:49 PM

thecpt: Eh, I kind of agree with him. After finding out that whatever woman you finally coerced into somewhat sexy times isn't into playing bumper cars with genitals it gets kind of boring. "Oh we're going back and forth again? Great." It's all so vanilla unless one of you out ran, out witted, and outlasted the other one in a strategic chase around the apartment until the victor stands dominantly over the loser and rams his or her genitals into or onto their partner like its a county fair whackamole and you really want that plush Stewie doll because it would look great on your office desk and would be a great conversation starter with young interns so you have more opportunities for collision coitus.


Haven't had sex in a while, eh?
 
2013-08-29 01:22:22 PM

Weaver95: Ive never understood why sex is supposed to be a bad thing.


It's more fun when it's thought of as "naughty". Also, too much sex leads to unwanted children with no father. I guess.

As for this guy though, I have no idea. These people are freaks.
 
2013-08-29 01:23:13 PM
This guy sounds exactly like that nutjob who showed up at a teacher's meeting (or was it a town hall meeting?), spoke his piece about whatever topic they were discussing, then awkwardly proclaimed that he was a 50 yr old virgin and that "Jesus is the king of male virgins."

Wish I could find the audio clip.
 
2013-08-29 01:23:48 PM
NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRD!
 
2013-08-29 01:23:50 PM
That's it.

I'm gonna buy a church, set up a sex platform right where the altar was, and have lots of dirty, kinky, awesome, atheist sex there just to spite him.

Well, maybe not JUST to spite him.

Maybe for fun too.
 
2013-08-29 01:23:52 PM
To be fair, I am absolutely certain that sex with Jerome Corsi would not be fun at all.
 
2013-08-29 01:24:45 PM
the first row of a GIS for "Jerome Corsi"

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Sure Jerome, whatever you say pal
 
2013-08-29 01:24:48 PM
Look at the man.  Old and fat.  Of course he doesn't think it should be fun.  I'm just surprised he didn't use "eating cheese balls" as an example of what is supposed to be fun.


/sex is fun
 
2013-08-29 01:25:08 PM
And this is the foundation of the anti-choice movement.  They want women to be penalized for sex.
 
2013-08-29 01:25:16 PM
Yeah, I'm guessing not with him it isn't, not even by himself.
 
2013-08-29 01:25:37 PM
So, in one sentence, Jerome Corsi has brought the entire conservative movement into perfect focus.

Conservatives, fundamentalists, whatever label you may want to use, live their entire lives in constant fear and disgust of their own bodies.  Their distaste of what makes a human "human" eats at their very soul.  It permeates their thinking and clouds their moral compass.  It's often theorized that homophobia is a reflection of deeply repressed homosexuality, but the problem apparently goes far deeper.  They're afraid of sexuality.  Period.

Far from mocking them, I feel sorry for them.
 
2013-08-29 01:26:03 PM
Sounds like both his nuts are busted.

So to speak.
 
2013-08-29 01:26:17 PM
 And not the sports page, or a magazine!!!

also he kinda reminds me of the Hannity parody from GTA4.
 
2013-08-29 01:26:49 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.

Of course, it must be Tea Party-approved and contain very small words and no sex whatsoever.


Nice to see the bible does not meet those requirements.

FlashHarry: cameroncrazy1984: THE ONLY BOOK I NEED WAS WRITTEN BY JESUS


Then I suggest you read it, and not cherry pick quotes out of context.
 
2013-08-29 01:26:52 PM
Corsi is a racist.  And a bigot.  For the record, I am not judging him by the color of his skin, but by the (apparent) lack of character.
 
2013-08-29 01:26:54 PM

Weaver95: No, I had to stop lying to myself after Beltane. Other gods were calling and got VERY insistent I should STFU and pay attention. Sounds weird to admit but...yeah. They had a lot to tell me.


Yeah, I remember my first trip on DMT too.
 
2013-08-29 01:27:11 PM

urbangirl: I think this is the perfect place for:

Why not both?


Well, hello there ...

*adjusts glasses*

*checks breath*

*wiggles eyebrows*


/gotta hit on the lady who likes sex AND books
 
2013-08-29 01:27:53 PM
I'm not sure, man. Books are cool and all, but the cover gets closed if the 5'10" redhead walks in to the room.
 
2013-08-29 01:27:57 PM

Great_Milenko: So, in one sentence, Jerome Corsi has brought the entire conservative movement into perfect focus.

Conservatives, fundamentalists, whatever label you may want to use, live their entire lives in constant fear and disgust of their own bodies.  Their distaste of what makes a human "human" eats at their very soul.  It permeates their thinking and clouds their moral compass.  It's often theorized that homophobia is a reflection of deeply repressed homosexuality, but the problem apparently goes far deeper.  They're afraid of sexuality.  Period.

Far from mocking them, I feel sorry for them.


I try to have more sex to bring up the average per capita to offset their intransigence.

/Her name is Handrea
 
2013-08-29 01:28:43 PM
Jerome Corsi, ladies and gentlemen: teabagger, author, lousy lay.
 
2013-08-29 01:28:44 PM
Well, by the size of him, I would guess sex is not very fun.  He and his potato shaped Mrs. would roll around like two under inflated beach balls trying to match up key to lock.  Actually, it may be fun to watch that, until it became gross and disgusting.
 
2013-08-29 01:29:53 PM

Nadie_AZ: thecpt: Eh, I kind of agree with him. After finding out that whatever woman you finally coerced into somewhat sexy times isn't into playing bumper cars with genitals it gets kind of boring. "Oh we're going back and forth again? Great." It's all so vanilla unless one of you out ran, out witted, and outlasted the other one in a strategic chase around the apartment until the victor stands dominantly over the loser and rams his or her genitals into or onto their partner like its a county fair whackamole and you really want that plush Stewie doll because it would look great on your office desk and would be a great conversation starter with young interns so you have more opportunities for collision coitus.

Haven't had sex in a while, eh?


Not mutually. Man, I've got to start a legit cardio program. These v stamps are really drying out my skin.
 
2013-08-29 01:30:34 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: QueenMamaBee: I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time

Step 1.) Cut hole in book...


Did you get me a dick in a book? Thank you!
 
2013-08-29 01:30:59 PM

HawgWild: urbangirl: I think this is the perfect place for:

Why not both?

Well, hello there ...

*adjusts glasses*

*checks breath*

*wiggles eyebrows*

/gotta hit on the lady who likes sex AND books


Kudos -- you had me with *checks breath*.  Most guys who like sex AND books don't bother to do that.
 
2013-08-29 01:31:24 PM

Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.


Some books are machine-washable and chew proof.
 
2013-08-29 01:33:00 PM
Super homophobic, views sex with women as a not-fun chore... This guy is so far in the closet, he's giving Aslan a handjob.
 
2013-08-29 01:33:15 PM

thecpt: Eh, I kind of agree with him. After finding out that whatever woman you finally coerced into somewhat sexy times isn't into playing bumper cars with genitals it gets kind of boring. "Oh we're going back and forth again? Great." It's all so vanilla unless one of you out ran, out witted, and outlasted the other one in a strategic chase around the apartment until the victor stands dominantly over the loser and rams his or her genitals into or onto their partner like its a county fair whackamole and you really want that plush Stewie doll because it would look great on your office desk and would be a great conversation starter with young interns so you have more opportunities for collision coitus.


Wow. You're sad. If sex has become that bad for you, you might want to take up politics.
 
2013-08-29 01:33:26 PM

JerkyMeat: And this is the foundation of the anti-choice movement.  They want women to be penalized for not giving them sex.


FTFY
 
2013-08-29 01:33:37 PM
Well if he feels that way he and his followers may as well just become shakers.
 
2013-08-29 01:33:49 PM
thebestpictureproject.files.wordpress.com

"Truth is pain and sweat and paying bills and making love to a wife
you don't love anymore. Truth is dreams that don't came true and nobody prints your name in the paper until you die."
 
2013-08-29 01:33:50 PM
I fear that we have reached an unspannable divide as a species on this planet.
The religious nuts and hatemongers and generally stupid people will keep on spouting their drivel, and no amount of logic or reason or trying to shout them down will ever convince them otherwise.
 
2013-08-29 01:34:39 PM
All this, and he's a 9/11 Truther too?

The Tea Party sure knows how to pick 'em.
 
2013-08-29 01:34:57 PM

sjmcc13: cameroncrazy1984: Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.

Of course, it must be Tea Party-approved and contain very small words and no sex whatsoever.

Nice to see the bible does not meet those requirements.

FlashHarry: cameroncrazy1984: THE ONLY BOOK I NEED WAS WRITTEN BY JESUS

Then I suggest you read it, and not cherry pick quotes out of context.



Most US "Christians" have never read it.  If they actually knew what was in it, they wouldn't claim it was a source of good morals and ethics.
 
2013-08-29 01:35:27 PM
Well, not for his wife, anyway.
 
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