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(Opposing Views)   Well known birther, author and Tea Party activist offers life advice: "Sex is not about fun. You want to have fun? Read a book"   (opposingviews.com) divider line 245
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2013-08-29 10:52:05 AM
"Old man yells at cloud, is bad at sex."
 
2013-08-29 10:54:02 AM
Jebus!  All this guy does is try to sell books.
 
2013-08-29 10:54:07 AM
I pity the women he's known.
 
2013-08-29 11:01:03 AM
Give him a bit, at some point he'll figure out that God invented the orgasm.
 
2013-08-29 11:04:43 AM
He's absolutely right. (SFW videos, but turn the sound down)
 
2013-08-29 11:10:03 AM

minoridiot: Give him a bit, at some point he'll figure out that God invented the orgasm.


I don't think he'll ever figure that one out.
 
2013-08-29 11:10:52 AM
No, sex is pretty damned fun.

Books are fun too, but the paper cuts on my dick make it a bit less fun.
 
2013-08-29 11:11:46 AM
A book, you say?
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2013-08-29 11:36:03 AM
He did not.

*reads the f*cking article*

Holy balls. He did. So it he a closet case or someone with a tiny dick?

*keeps reading*

At a conservative event in Oregon earlier this month, Corsi claimed leftist atheists like the American Civil Liberties Union were trying to use same-sex marriage to "take God out of Church." He alleged leftists wanted to make same-sex marriage a constitutional right so that the government could crack down on Christians.

Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?
 
2013-08-29 11:40:53 AM

Nadie_AZ: Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?


I have a fundie brother that told me over ten years ago that gays were going to take over the country.  So I asked him what exactly the plan was.  How was this going to affect me.

He didn't seem to have any answers at that point.  But now we know.  They're going to take God out of the church.
 
2013-08-29 11:44:15 AM

Marcus Aurelius: But now we know. They're going to take God out of the church.


It's already happening.

convertedchurches.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-29 11:50:07 AM

Flab: Marcus Aurelius: But now we know. They're going to take God out of the church.

It's already happening.

[convertedchurches.files.wordpress.com image 478x590]


I think I became old the moment I started seeing pictures of stuff like that and not first thinking "That's pretty badass" but instead "Man, that'd cost a lot of heat and cool"

I'm only 30. :(
 
2013-08-29 11:50:47 AM

Nadie_AZ: He did not.

*reads the f*cking article*

Holy balls. He did. So it he a closet case or someone with a tiny dick?

*keeps reading*

At a conservative event in Oregon earlier this month, Corsi claimed leftist atheists like the American Civil Liberties Union were trying to use same-sex marriage to "take God out of Church." He alleged leftists wanted to make same-sex marriage a constitutional right so that the government could crack down on Christians.

Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?


It makes the same amount of sense as your neighbors Bruce and Bob getting married, followed shortly by a van full of jack-booted thugs kicking in your door and forcing you to dissolve your straight marriage.

And btw, Corsi, the ACLU defends Christians and the likes of the KKK, too. They're only "leftist" when it's something you don't personally like. Hell, they'd defend your sorry ass too if someone were to restrain your right to be an asshole in public. But "ACLU" is one your Pavlovian bells that draws a reaction from retards and therefore frees you of the burden of making an actual argument.

Farking scum. I'm loathe to advocate violence, especially against old people, but one of these days I'm going to punch you right in the dick. Presuming you have one.
 
2013-08-29 11:53:30 AM

naughtyrev: I pity the women he's known.


Who says he ever knew any women?

/I wonder when was the last time he saw his penis?
//Instead of by multiple mirrors, I mean.
 
2013-08-29 11:57:28 AM
For all the chaos and disorganization, at least pagans enjoy the hell outta sex. So we've got that going for us. Which is nice.
 
2013-08-29 11:57:31 AM
Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.
 
2013-08-29 12:00:06 PM

Weaver95: For all the chaos and disorganization, at least pagans enjoy the hell outta sex. So we've got that going for us. Which is nice.


And I was thinking you were Catholic all this time too.
 
2013-08-29 12:02:48 PM

AirForceVet: Weaver95: For all the chaos and disorganization, at least pagans enjoy the hell outta sex. So we've got that going for us. Which is nice.

And I was thinking you were Catholic all this time too.


No, I had to stop lying to myself after Beltane. Other gods were calling and got VERY insistent I should STFU and pay attention. Sounds weird to admit but...yeah. They had a lot to tell me.
 
2013-08-29 12:04:25 PM
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
 
2013-08-29 12:04:49 PM

Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.


Of course, it must be Tea Party-approved and contain very small words and no sex whatsoever.
 
2013-08-29 12:05:25 PM

Weaver95: AirForceVet: Weaver95: For all the chaos and disorganization, at least pagans enjoy the hell outta sex. So we've got that going for us. Which is nice.

And I was thinking you were Catholic all this time too.

No, I had to stop lying to myself after Beltane. Other gods were calling and got VERY insistent I should STFU and pay attention. Sounds weird to admit but...yeah. They had a lot to tell me.


What can I say, I'm a talker.
 
2013-08-29 12:06:43 PM

Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.


Damn, you beat me to it ...
 
2013-08-29 12:15:02 PM

Aarontology: Flab: Marcus Aurelius: But now we know. They're going to take God out of the church.

It's already happening.

[convertedchurches.files.wordpress.com image 478x590]

I think I became old the moment I started seeing pictures of stuff like that and not first thinking "That's pretty badass" but instead "Man, that'd cost a lot of heat and cool"

I'm only 30. :(


Yeah, I took one look at those uninsulated rafters and thought that God has to be involved with their electric bill somehow.
 
2013-08-29 12:16:11 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.

Of course, it must be Tea Party-approved and contain very small words and no sex whatsoever.


THE ONLY BOOK I NEED WAS WRITTEN BY JESUS
 
2013-08-29 12:22:47 PM

FlashHarry: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

 
2013-08-29 12:35:03 PM
That explains so very very much.
 
2013-08-29 12:48:32 PM

Mentat: That explains so very very much.


Yup. It kinda does at that.
 
2013-08-29 12:55:51 PM
Ive never understood why sex is supposed to be a bad thing. We're hard wired for it after all. If we weren't supposed to enjoy it so much then why did the Christian god not remove it from us when he made creation? He's allegedly all powerful right? So either the fundies got it wrong on sex, or god isn't all powerful after all.

Or you could take the pagan view that all things pleasurable are sacred, as it harms none do as you will. So long as its between consenting adults you can get your freak on any way you want and not have to feel guilty about it afterwards.
 
2013-08-29 01:02:29 PM

Weaver95: Or you could take the pagan view that all things pleasurable are sacred, as it harms none do as you will. So long as its between consenting adults you can get your freak on any way you want and not have to feel guilty about it afterwards.


RIGHT-WING GUILT-RIDDEN FUNDY ASSHAT PROPAGANDA DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
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2013-08-29 01:03:10 PM
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2013-08-29 01:03:30 PM
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You are going to need to read the part about getting guygurt deposits out of socks thrice.  Trust me on this. It is H.O.T. HOT HOT HOT!

"There will be staining!" Tom Swifty loudly ejaculated.
 
2013-08-29 01:08:05 PM
Must have one hell of a marriage.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, honey?"

"Heck yeah I am. Moby Dick under the covers."

"I brought the new reading glasses!"
 
2013-08-29 01:08:26 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Nadie_AZ: Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?

I have a fundie brother that told me over ten years ago that gays were going to take over the country.  So I asked him what exactly the plan was.  How was this going to affect me.

He didn't seem to have any answers at that point.  But now we know.  They're going to take God out of the church.


What will we do with him afterward? I mean, I can let him crash on my couch for a few days, but then he's gotta find somewhere else to be.
 
2013-08-29 01:08:32 PM
I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time
 
2013-08-29 01:08:37 PM

Flab: Marcus Aurelius: But now we know. They're going to take God out of the church.

It's already happening.

[convertedchurches.files.wordpress.com image 478x590]


You know, I always wanted to live in a church. I imagine utilities would be a biatch, though.
 
2013-08-29 01:10:48 PM

FlashHarry: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG


Came to post this.
 
2013-08-29 01:12:09 PM

QueenMamaBee: I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time


Sometimes I like to flip open a copy of Elias Baseball Records on her back just to prolong things.
 
2013-08-29 01:12:14 PM
And this is what happens to someone that gets rejected enough times...
 
2013-08-29 01:12:26 PM
He's got a point.

I'm just wondering when exactly he farked my wife.
 
2013-08-29 01:12:35 PM

Flab: Marcus Aurelius: But now we know. They're going to take God out of the church.

It's already happening.

[convertedchurches.files.wordpress.com image 478x590]


That...actually looks cool.

Maintenance must be a PITA, though.
 
2013-08-29 01:12:51 PM
If you're not having fun with sex, I pity your existence.
 
2013-08-29 01:13:18 PM
"Well-known"?  Who the fark is this guy?  Can you be a little more subtle in your attempt to ridicule the opposition?

minoridiot: Give him a bit, at some point he'll figure out that God invented the orgasm.


And gay people.
 
2013-08-29 01:14:25 PM
It's guys like this than make men hate their wives, wives hate their husbands and both of them hate God.

/fundamentalist Christian.
 
2013-08-29 01:14:34 PM

naughtyrev: I pity the women he's known.


I pity ANYONE he's known.
 
2013-08-29 01:14:49 PM
I can't tell if that sweater he has on is a 50/50 blend, or more of an 80/20.
 
2013-08-29 01:15:02 PM
But I'm not going to be judged on what somebody called me, I'm going to be judged on the adherence to God's law."

Don't marry a dude and you will have adhered to your interpretation of God's law.
 
2013-08-29 01:15:15 PM

cameroncrazy1984: QueenMamaBee: I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time

Sometimes I like to flip open a copy of Elias Baseball Records on her back just to prolong things.


I should have tried that with my ex. Prolonging things wasn't not a skill of his.
 
2013-08-29 01:15:42 PM
Someone has never played naked twister!
 
2013-08-29 01:16:23 PM
"Sex is not about fun."

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.
 
2013-08-29 01:16:26 PM

QueenMamaBee: I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time


Step 1.) Cut hole in book...
 
2013-08-29 01:16:27 PM
"I'm not going to be judged on what somebody called me, I'm going to be judged on the adherence to God's law."

You're pretty screwed then. Your bible specifically forbids you to wear that mixed-fiber shirt (though I think the nipple clamps are ok).  It also enjoins you to love thy neighbor. Incidentally, you haven't eaten any shellfish, or suffered a witch to live, or failed to beat your wife unco scious for backtalk, have you?  Ooh, three more strikes.

Also, I could have told you from the photo alone that this guy doesn't have sex with women for fun.
 
2013-08-29 01:16:31 PM
look, if you only get pleasure from having sex with men, and god says you can only have sex with women, then his comment makes perfect sense. i don't see what is so hard to understand- doesn't every man have to force himself to have sex with a woman instead of a man?
 
2013-08-29 01:16:50 PM

WizardofToast: Must have one hell of a marriage.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, honey?"

"Heck yeah I am. Moby Dick under the covers."

"I brought the new reading glasses!"


just remember, it's better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian
 
2013-08-29 01:17:27 PM

LoneWolf343: You know, I always wanted to live in a church. I imagine utilities would be a biatch, though.


Join a monastery; you can live in a big giant church-like environment for free.

/Say goodbye to everything fun, though.
 
2013-08-29 01:17:44 PM
I think this is the perfect place for:

Why not both?
 
2013-08-29 01:17:58 PM

Weaver95: Ive never understood why sex is supposed to be a bad thing. We're hard wired for it after all. If we weren't supposed to enjoy it so much then why did the Christian god not remove it from us when he made creation? He's allegedly all powerful right? So either the fundies got it wrong on sex, or god isn't all powerful after all.

Or you could take the pagan view that all things pleasurable are sacred, as it harms none do as you will. So long as its between consenting adults you can get your freak on any way you want and not have to feel guilty about it afterwards.


Wellll... from what I remember of my Catholic upbringing, the sexy fun time is supposed to be for making the babbys, since contraception is wrong, and the more babbys for Jebus the better. I assumed since sexy fun time was, well, fun, you'd want to do it more thus creating more opportunity to make babbys for Jebus. If it wasn't fun, you'd not want to do it so much. At least I think that's what I learned from catechism class. I spent more time trying to hook up with girls and trying to score liquor.

I also got kicked out of class for debating the merits of abortion with the teacher, so...
 
2013-08-29 01:18:20 PM

Aarontology: No, sex is pretty damned fun.

Books are fun too, but the paper cuts on my dick make it a bit less fun.


ftfy
 
2013-08-29 01:18:50 PM

gunga galunga: FlashHarry: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

Came to post this.


X3

He must have sex in the dark, with his eyes closed, through a sheet with a hole in it. And only for procreation!
 
2013-08-29 01:18:55 PM

Thurston Howell: LoneWolf343: You know, I always wanted to live in a church. I imagine utilities would be a biatch, though.

Join a monastery; you can live in a big giant church-like environment for free.

/Say goodbye to everything fun, though.


That's the same advice I give to my buddies when they get engaged.
 
2013-08-29 01:19:47 PM

FlashHarry: cameroncrazy1984: Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.

Of course, it must be Tea Party-approved and contain very small words and no sex whatsoever.

THE ONLY BOOK I NEED WAS WRITTEN BY JESUS


I'm waiting for the sequel.It hopefully will tie up all the loose ends from the first book.
 
2013-08-29 01:19:58 PM

Thurston Howell: LoneWolf343: You know, I always wanted to live in a church. I imagine utilities would be a biatch, though.

Join a monastery; you can live in a big giant church-like environment for free.

/Say goodbye to everything fun, though.


I want to convert a church into a pagan gathering site. Move the altar to the middle of the room, engrave a permanent circle into the floor, throw outstanding parties at the turn of the wheel...
 
2013-08-29 01:20:07 PM

urbangirl: I think this is the perfect place for:

Why not both?


Because putting a picture of that girl in this thread would be creepy.
 
2013-08-29 01:21:00 PM
Eh, I kind of agree with him. After finding out that whatever woman you finally coerced into somewhat sexy times isn't into playing bumper cars with genitals it gets kind of boring. "Oh we're going back and forth again? Great." It's all so vanilla unless one of you out ran, out witted, and outlasted the other one in a strategic chase around the apartment until the victor stands dominantly over the loser and rams his or her genitals into or onto their partner like its a county fair whackamole and you really want that plush Stewie doll because it would look great on your office desk and would be a great conversation starter with young interns so you have more opportunities for collision coitus.
 
2013-08-29 01:21:25 PM

Speef: Also, I could have told you from the photo alone that this guy doesn't have sex with women for fun.


FTA:  "Sex is about the pro-creation of children."

I'm pretty sure this guy needs to go to prison.

/on second thought, he'd probably enjoy that
 
2013-08-29 01:21:44 PM

Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.


He meant read The Book.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-29 01:21:48 PM
I don't understand who he's trying to sell this to. The people who would agree with the premise wouldn't want to read about that tawdry subject, and anyone who disagrees could give two shiats about his miserable sex life. The publisher is going to take it in the shorts on this one.
 
2013-08-29 01:21:49 PM

thecpt: Eh, I kind of agree with him. After finding out that whatever woman you finally coerced into somewhat sexy times isn't into playing bumper cars with genitals it gets kind of boring. "Oh we're going back and forth again? Great." It's all so vanilla unless one of you out ran, out witted, and outlasted the other one in a strategic chase around the apartment until the victor stands dominantly over the loser and rams his or her genitals into or onto their partner like its a county fair whackamole and you really want that plush Stewie doll because it would look great on your office desk and would be a great conversation starter with young interns so you have more opportunities for collision coitus.


Haven't had sex in a while, eh?
 
2013-08-29 01:22:22 PM

Weaver95: Ive never understood why sex is supposed to be a bad thing.


It's more fun when it's thought of as "naughty". Also, too much sex leads to unwanted children with no father. I guess.

As for this guy though, I have no idea. These people are freaks.
 
2013-08-29 01:23:13 PM
This guy sounds exactly like that nutjob who showed up at a teacher's meeting (or was it a town hall meeting?), spoke his piece about whatever topic they were discussing, then awkwardly proclaimed that he was a 50 yr old virgin and that "Jesus is the king of male virgins."

Wish I could find the audio clip.
 
2013-08-29 01:23:48 PM
NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRD!
 
2013-08-29 01:23:50 PM
That's it.

I'm gonna buy a church, set up a sex platform right where the altar was, and have lots of dirty, kinky, awesome, atheist sex there just to spite him.

Well, maybe not JUST to spite him.

Maybe for fun too.
 
2013-08-29 01:23:52 PM
To be fair, I am absolutely certain that sex with Jerome Corsi would not be fun at all.
 
2013-08-29 01:24:45 PM
the first row of a GIS for "Jerome Corsi"

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Sure Jerome, whatever you say pal
 
2013-08-29 01:24:48 PM
Look at the man.  Old and fat.  Of course he doesn't think it should be fun.  I'm just surprised he didn't use "eating cheese balls" as an example of what is supposed to be fun.


/sex is fun
 
2013-08-29 01:25:08 PM
And this is the foundation of the anti-choice movement.  They want women to be penalized for sex.
 
2013-08-29 01:25:16 PM
Yeah, I'm guessing not with him it isn't, not even by himself.
 
2013-08-29 01:25:37 PM
So, in one sentence, Jerome Corsi has brought the entire conservative movement into perfect focus.

Conservatives, fundamentalists, whatever label you may want to use, live their entire lives in constant fear and disgust of their own bodies.  Their distaste of what makes a human "human" eats at their very soul.  It permeates their thinking and clouds their moral compass.  It's often theorized that homophobia is a reflection of deeply repressed homosexuality, but the problem apparently goes far deeper.  They're afraid of sexuality.  Period.

Far from mocking them, I feel sorry for them.
 
2013-08-29 01:26:03 PM
Sounds like both his nuts are busted.

So to speak.
 
2013-08-29 01:26:17 PM
 And not the sports page, or a magazine!!!

also he kinda reminds me of the Hannity parody from GTA4.
 
2013-08-29 01:26:49 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.

Of course, it must be Tea Party-approved and contain very small words and no sex whatsoever.


Nice to see the bible does not meet those requirements.

FlashHarry: cameroncrazy1984: THE ONLY BOOK I NEED WAS WRITTEN BY JESUS


Then I suggest you read it, and not cherry pick quotes out of context.
 
2013-08-29 01:26:52 PM
Corsi is a racist.  And a bigot.  For the record, I am not judging him by the color of his skin, but by the (apparent) lack of character.
 
2013-08-29 01:26:54 PM

Weaver95: No, I had to stop lying to myself after Beltane. Other gods were calling and got VERY insistent I should STFU and pay attention. Sounds weird to admit but...yeah. They had a lot to tell me.


Yeah, I remember my first trip on DMT too.
 
2013-08-29 01:27:11 PM

urbangirl: I think this is the perfect place for:

Why not both?


Well, hello there ...

*adjusts glasses*

*checks breath*

*wiggles eyebrows*


/gotta hit on the lady who likes sex AND books
 
2013-08-29 01:27:53 PM
I'm not sure, man. Books are cool and all, but the cover gets closed if the 5'10" redhead walks in to the room.
 
2013-08-29 01:27:57 PM

Great_Milenko: So, in one sentence, Jerome Corsi has brought the entire conservative movement into perfect focus.

Conservatives, fundamentalists, whatever label you may want to use, live their entire lives in constant fear and disgust of their own bodies.  Their distaste of what makes a human "human" eats at their very soul.  It permeates their thinking and clouds their moral compass.  It's often theorized that homophobia is a reflection of deeply repressed homosexuality, but the problem apparently goes far deeper.  They're afraid of sexuality.  Period.

Far from mocking them, I feel sorry for them.


I try to have more sex to bring up the average per capita to offset their intransigence.

/Her name is Handrea
 
2013-08-29 01:28:43 PM
Jerome Corsi, ladies and gentlemen: teabagger, author, lousy lay.
 
2013-08-29 01:28:44 PM
Well, by the size of him, I would guess sex is not very fun.  He and his potato shaped Mrs. would roll around like two under inflated beach balls trying to match up key to lock.  Actually, it may be fun to watch that, until it became gross and disgusting.
 
2013-08-29 01:29:53 PM

Nadie_AZ: thecpt: Eh, I kind of agree with him. After finding out that whatever woman you finally coerced into somewhat sexy times isn't into playing bumper cars with genitals it gets kind of boring. "Oh we're going back and forth again? Great." It's all so vanilla unless one of you out ran, out witted, and outlasted the other one in a strategic chase around the apartment until the victor stands dominantly over the loser and rams his or her genitals into or onto their partner like its a county fair whackamole and you really want that plush Stewie doll because it would look great on your office desk and would be a great conversation starter with young interns so you have more opportunities for collision coitus.

Haven't had sex in a while, eh?


Not mutually. Man, I've got to start a legit cardio program. These v stamps are really drying out my skin.
 
2013-08-29 01:30:34 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: QueenMamaBee: I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time

Step 1.) Cut hole in book...


Did you get me a dick in a book? Thank you!
 
2013-08-29 01:30:59 PM

HawgWild: urbangirl: I think this is the perfect place for:

Why not both?

Well, hello there ...

*adjusts glasses*

*checks breath*

*wiggles eyebrows*

/gotta hit on the lady who likes sex AND books


Kudos -- you had me with *checks breath*.  Most guys who like sex AND books don't bother to do that.
 
2013-08-29 01:31:24 PM

Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.


Some books are machine-washable and chew proof.
 
2013-08-29 01:33:00 PM
Super homophobic, views sex with women as a not-fun chore... This guy is so far in the closet, he's giving Aslan a handjob.
 
2013-08-29 01:33:15 PM

thecpt: Eh, I kind of agree with him. After finding out that whatever woman you finally coerced into somewhat sexy times isn't into playing bumper cars with genitals it gets kind of boring. "Oh we're going back and forth again? Great." It's all so vanilla unless one of you out ran, out witted, and outlasted the other one in a strategic chase around the apartment until the victor stands dominantly over the loser and rams his or her genitals into or onto their partner like its a county fair whackamole and you really want that plush Stewie doll because it would look great on your office desk and would be a great conversation starter with young interns so you have more opportunities for collision coitus.


Wow. You're sad. If sex has become that bad for you, you might want to take up politics.
 
2013-08-29 01:33:26 PM

JerkyMeat: And this is the foundation of the anti-choice movement.  They want women to be penalized for not giving them sex.


FTFY
 
2013-08-29 01:33:37 PM
Well if he feels that way he and his followers may as well just become shakers.
 
2013-08-29 01:33:49 PM
thebestpictureproject.files.wordpress.com

"Truth is pain and sweat and paying bills and making love to a wife
you don't love anymore. Truth is dreams that don't came true and nobody prints your name in the paper until you die."
 
2013-08-29 01:33:50 PM
I fear that we have reached an unspannable divide as a species on this planet.
The religious nuts and hatemongers and generally stupid people will keep on spouting their drivel, and no amount of logic or reason or trying to shout them down will ever convince them otherwise.
 
2013-08-29 01:34:39 PM
All this, and he's a 9/11 Truther too?

The Tea Party sure knows how to pick 'em.
 
2013-08-29 01:34:57 PM

sjmcc13: cameroncrazy1984: Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.

Of course, it must be Tea Party-approved and contain very small words and no sex whatsoever.

Nice to see the bible does not meet those requirements.

FlashHarry: cameroncrazy1984: THE ONLY BOOK I NEED WAS WRITTEN BY JESUS

Then I suggest you read it, and not cherry pick quotes out of context.



Most US "Christians" have never read it.  If they actually knew what was in it, they wouldn't claim it was a source of good morals and ethics.
 
2013-08-29 01:35:27 PM
Well, not for his wife, anyway.
 
2013-08-29 01:35:32 PM
I wonder if he broke into song afterward...

"Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,...
...God get quite irate. "
 
2013-08-29 01:36:16 PM

Nadie_AZ: He did not.

*reads the f*cking article*

Holy balls. He did. So it he a closet case or someone with a tiny dick?

*keeps reading*

At a conservative event in Oregon earlier this month, Corsi claimed leftist atheists like the American Civil Liberties Union were trying to use same-sex marriage to "take God out of Church." He alleged leftists wanted to make same-sex marriage a constitutional right so that the government could crack down on Christians.

Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?


I think he's talking about the "threat" that the govt will force churches to perform same sex marriages.
 
2013-08-29 01:36:42 PM
No, it is definitely fun. When I finally crescendo into a stupefying orgasm that feels like liquid heroin is being spoon fed into my cock, my eyes rolling back into their head, and my voice stuttering and unable to speak it reminds me of all the fun I had coercing this woman to turn her shame cave into a tea cozy for my batter stick.
 
2013-08-29 01:36:45 PM
Oh how I wish I hadn't been at lunch when this got posted.
 
2013-08-29 01:37:11 PM
You gotta love political parties so committed to the simple message of smaller government and responsible fiscal policy. And not, you know, to being a bunch of foaming cretins and lunatics.
 
2013-08-29 01:38:05 PM

FlashHarry: cameroncrazy1984: Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.

Of course, it must be Tea Party-approved and contain very small words and no sex whatsoever.

THE ONLY BOOK I NEED WAS WRITTEN BY JESUS


Which one?

"Messiah (or How To Make It With Whores And Still Come Out On Top)"?

or

"Walking On Water For Fun & Profit - A Savior's Guide To Miracles That Make People Go 'Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?'"
 
2013-08-29 01:40:24 PM

tuna fingers: He's got a point.

I'm just wondering when exactly he farked my wife.


Nah, it's not your wife. Your wife is pretty good fun. It's you!

/ Hey, you had it coming.
 
2013-08-29 01:40:46 PM

QueenMamaBee: I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time


Agreed. Multitasking is overrated.
/"Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
 
2013-08-29 01:41:18 PM
He seems to really care.  About what, I have no idea.
 
F42
2013-08-29 01:41:33 PM
www.opposingviews.com

" I'm going to be judged on the adherence to God's law. "

Leviticus 19:27

"'Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard.


"Do not trim off the hair on your temples or trim your beards.


You shall not round off the hair on your temples or mar the edges of your beard.


'You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads nor harm the edges of your beard.


Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.


You are not to cut off the hair at the sides of your head or mar the edge of your beard.


"You are not to cut your hair in ritualistic patterns on your head or deface the edges of your beard.


You must not round off the corners of the hair on your head or ruin the corners of your beard.


Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.


"'You shall not cut the hair on the sides of your heads, neither shall you clip off the edge of your beard.
 
2013-08-29 01:41:46 PM

urbangirl: HawgWild: urbangirl: I think this is the perfect place for:

Why not both?

Well, hello there ...

*adjusts glasses*

*checks breath*

*wiggles eyebrows*

/gotta hit on the lady who likes sex AND books

Kudos -- you had me with *checks breath*.  Most guys who like sex AND books don't bother to do that.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-29 01:42:49 PM

Theaetetus: Super homophobic, views sex with women as a not-fun chore... This guy is so far in the closet, he's giving Aslan a handjob.



Super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious
shouting about liberals, he always sounds ferocious
Something's really wrong with him, some deep-seated neurosis
super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-29 01:42:52 PM
The GOP, not just the Tea Party, really needs to stop being so ridiculously obsessed with sex and sexual issues.  It is the anchor that is dragging them down.
 
2013-08-29 01:43:30 PM
So...we're less evolved than the many, many species of mammal that do have sex for fun? (Or less "intelligently designed"?)

Personally, I rather like the view that marriage was created to temper the lustful desire - you master this urge by marrying someone (who ideally has an appetite compatible with yours). Ignoring that the urge to procreate is even a thing, or expecting that "people" at large can or would do so is sillier than...whatever else the Tea Party is selling this week.
 
2013-08-29 01:43:35 PM
It almost makes me want to die when he does just to see the look on his face when that whole judgement thing comes about

/almost
 
2013-08-29 01:45:39 PM

Piizzadude: It almost makes me want to die when he does just to see the look on his face when that whole judgement thing comes about

/almost


St Peter:  "Go to Hell."
 
2013-08-29 01:46:38 PM

naughtyrev: I pity the women he's known.


You think he knew any women?

Giving him a lot of credit aren't you?
 
2013-08-29 01:47:11 PM
"Hey, don't take my word for it! Just ask Mrs. Corsi!"

www.opposingviews.com
 
2013-08-29 01:47:50 PM

Nadie_AZ: He did not.

*reads the f*cking article*

Holy balls. He did. So it he a closet case or someone with a tiny dick?

*keeps reading*

At a conservative event in Oregon earlier this month, Corsi claimed leftist atheists like the American Civil Liberties Union were trying to use same-sex marriage to "take God out of Church." He alleged leftists wanted to make same-sex marriage a constitutional right so that the government could crack down on Christians.

Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?


It makes sense to paranoid nutjobs who think that everyone who is not exactly like them is a dire threat to their very existence.
 
2013-08-29 01:50:02 PM

urbangirl: HawgWild: urbangirl: I think this is the perfect place for:
Why not both?

Well, hello there ...
*adjusts glasses*
*checks breath*
*wiggles eyebrows*
/gotta hit on the lady who likes sex AND books

Kudos -- you had me with *checks breath*.  Most guys who like sex AND books don't bother to do that.


You have to have breath control if you expect to consistently, properly, and thoroughly hit the target.
It's not like you can expect to last long if you just "spray and pray."
/Can't jerk the trigger, either.
 
2013-08-29 01:51:51 PM
Came in here to say "you're doing it wrong". I see it's taken care of, but if no one minds I'm just gonna...watch.
 
2013-08-29 01:54:17 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: urbangirl: HawgWild: urbangirl: I think this is the perfect place for:
Why not both?

Well, hello there ...
*adjusts glasses*
*checks breath*
*wiggles eyebrows*
/gotta hit on the lady who likes sex AND books

Kudos -- you had me with *checks breath*.  Most guys who like sex AND books don't bother to do that.

You have to have breath control if you expect to consistently, properly, and thoroughly hit the target.
It's not like you can expect to last long if you just "spray and pray."
/Can't jerk the trigger, either.


Sorry. I need to stay off the Politics tab for a while.
Too many posturing pants-wetters in the firearms threads.
 
2013-08-29 01:54:19 PM
The GOP, also known as "the party of small government" sold their soul to people to get that extra five percent voting to win elections and cause distress to the Democrats in 2008.

Now they have this.
 
2013-08-29 01:54:23 PM
Says the fat old ugly dude.
 
2013-08-29 01:55:35 PM

Flab: Marcus Aurelius: But now we know. They're going to take God out of the church.

It's already happening.

[convertedchurches.files.wordpress.com image 478x590]


Churches make great relics.
 
2013-08-29 01:56:27 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: demaL-demaL-yeH: urbangirl: HawgWild: urbangirl: I think this is the perfect place for:
Why not both?

Well, hello there ...
*adjusts glasses*
*checks breath*
*wiggles eyebrows*
/gotta hit on the lady who likes sex AND books

Kudos -- you had me with *checks breath*.  Most guys who like sex AND books don't bother to do that.

You have to have breath control if you expect to consistently, properly, and thoroughly hit the target.
It's not like you can expect to last long if you just "spray and pray."
/Can't jerk the trigger, either.

Sorry. I need to stay off the Politics tab for a while.
Too many posturing pants-wetters in the firearms threads.


Yeah, that was my troll-tastic headline, too.
 
2013-08-29 01:56:57 PM
Everyone hates the ACLU until they're on your side.  They're like the default go to scapegoat.

That aside, Corsi is working one of my favorite bits of illogic --

When something is inclusive of everyone, Corsi and his ilk manage to somehow find it still exclusive to them in particular.  How?  Because you rob them of their authority to judge and direct everyone's actions.

They can't live without being superior to everyone else.  They can't accept that they are common.  At best it's a terrible psychological flaw.  But give them any sort of institutional power or authority, then at worst it becomes acceptable and enforceable discrimination.

You are not special, Mr. Corsi.  You are a sick individual who has no individual self-worth.
 
2013-08-29 01:59:08 PM
Actually this kind of story reminds me of The Music Man, when a smooth-talking glad-hander can talk all of the rubes into believing whatever he wants them to believe.  They can actually hear that band, to the point that they can describe which type of horn they like the best.  And there is no band there, just the smooth-talking glad-hander who tells them that they have style and grace, and their kids, so talented!  He's never seen the like!  He can tell the kids that there is no need to practice their instruments, just think Minuet in G and everything will be fine.  And everybody buys it, except that busybody Marian the Librarian.

Now throw in the flagrantly, shall we say, elegant aspects of that movie, hidden in plain sight, and it's almost the perfect metaphor for modern America.  You've never seen so many skinny young men in form-fitting pants and brightly-colored spats leaping and twirling in all-American joy.  Ye Gods!

There's a scene when the mayor's wife is about to do her little tableau performance for the town, and a teen lights a firecracker about the size of a stick of dynamite, and it's pouring out huge clouds of smoke, and he walks up behind her and plants the firecracker.  It goes off and she flies off stage shrieking.  The sheriff steps forward.

"Who lit that firecracker? Who did it?"

The entire room watched this kid walk up behind her, super-ginormous smoking firecracker in hand, and plant it.  But nobody saw him do it.

Modern America.

"Well the Wells Fargo wagon is a-comin' down the street, I wonder what it could be..."
 
2013-08-29 01:59:26 PM
And THIS is the guy that helped derail John Kerry for president and ensured 4 MOAR YEARS of Bush.

Think about that...
 
2013-08-29 02:01:26 PM
As an example of his pathological narcissism, try reading one of his books some time.  Doesn't matter which one.  The man cites himself in his footnotes.
 
2013-08-29 02:02:44 PM
i.imgur.com

It doesn't appear if as anybody would have fun having sex with him.

/even at a lemon party
 
2013-08-29 02:02:47 PM
Heeeeehehehehe

Oh that was a good read, Subby.

And I do love a good read. Ifyaknowwhatimean.

Andithinkyado.

*shrug*
 
2013-08-29 02:04:15 PM
Hey OpposingViews,

What does the Bible say about pop-up ads?
 
2013-08-29 02:04:27 PM

FLMountainMan: "Well-known"?  Who the fark is this guy?


Your new MO is really boring.  Next you'll be telling us Boehner's just some guy and who cares what he thinks.
 
2013-08-29 02:04:52 PM

megarian: Heeeeehehehehe

Oh that was a good read, Subby.

And I do love a good read. Ifyaknowwhatimean.

Andithinkyado.

*shrug*


You like being left alone in the evening with a cup of tea, wearing comfortable sweatpants?
 
2013-08-29 02:06:22 PM
JohnnyApocalypse
And THIS is the guy that helped derail John Kerry for president and ensured 4 MOAR YEARS of Bush.
Think about that...


I think you will find that alot of these born-again evangelist types are in fact [neo] libertarians. Except that that are not pro-choice, pro-drug legalization and maybe would like more dry parts of the United States.
 
2013-08-29 02:07:41 PM

Nadie_AZ: He did not.

*reads the f*cking article*

Holy balls. He did. So it he a closet case or someone with a tiny dick?

*keeps reading*

At a conservative event in Oregon earlier this month, Corsi claimed leftist atheists like the American Civil Liberties Union were trying to use same-sex marriage to "take God out of Church." He alleged leftists wanted to make same-sex marriage a constitutional right so that the government could crack down on Christians.

Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?


Faux News viewers.
 
2013-08-29 02:07:52 PM
I do Passion Parties for a living and you'd be surprised (or perhaps not) at how many people think that sex is only for procreation and not at all for pleasure. I've run across women who think pleasure from sex is a sin and actively try to avoid orgasm. The Bible belt is a fun place to live!
 
2013-08-29 02:08:56 PM

flup: Hey OpposingViews,

What does the Bible say about pop-up ads?


Nothing.  But the Hadith is very firm on the matter.
 
2013-08-29 02:08:59 PM
" Tea party activist"?
Oh, right, I'm on Fark. Forgot for a sec.
 
2013-08-29 02:09:18 PM

Diogenes: Everyone hates the ACLU until they're on your side.  They're like the default go to scapegoat.


I adore the ACLU and will donate when I build a sufficiently large piggy bank where I don't have to worry about losing a job or illness. The ACLU, excepting their stance on the second amendment, are always on the side of the constitution. That is something in the self interest of all citizens, despite what the mouth breathers would have you believe.
 
2013-08-29 02:09:59 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Nadie_AZ: Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?

I have a fundie brother that told me over ten years ago that gays were going to take over the country.  So I asked him what exactly the plan was.  How was this going to affect me.

He didn't seem to have any answers at that point.  But now we know.  They're going to take God out of the church.


What a silly man. Everyone knows it is the televangelist's job to remove God from Church.
 
2013-08-29 02:11:17 PM

captcurt: " Tea party activist"?
Oh, right, I'm on Fark. Forgot for a sec.


Yeah, it's politically incorrect to use the "R-word" these days.
 
2013-08-29 02:11:34 PM
"Sex is not about fun. You want to have fun? Read a book"

Said no one ever.
 
2013-08-29 02:13:00 PM

Vodka Zombie: Jebus!  All this guy does is try to sell books.


Large corporations hate him!
 
2013-08-29 02:15:45 PM

fiddlehead: Nadie_AZ: He did not.

*reads the f*cking article*

Holy balls. He did. So it he a closet case or someone with a tiny dick?

*keeps reading*

At a conservative event in Oregon earlier this month, Corsi claimed leftist atheists like the American Civil Liberties Union were trying to use same-sex marriage to "take God out of Church." He alleged leftists wanted to make same-sex marriage a constitutional right so that the government could crack down on Christians.

Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?

I think he's talking about the "threat" that the govt will force churches to perform same sex marriages.


Which is funny because if the govt forced churches to marry gay folks, I would venture that the ACLU would happily defend the churches.
 
2013-08-29 02:15:50 PM

FloydA: Theaetetus: Super homophobic, views sex with women as a not-fun chore... This guy is so far in the closet, he's giving Aslan a handjob.


Super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious
shouting about liberals, he always sounds ferocious
Something's really wrong with him, some deep-seated neurosis
super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

[i105.photobucket.com image 600x361]


You even got the meter correct.  Thank you.  I loathe it when people do filks of other songs and fark up the meter.
 
2013-08-29 02:16:42 PM

flup: Hey OpposingViews,

What does the Bible say about pop-up ads?


"[6] And lo, the third click within the domain* did causeth to appear an apparition, not unlike a house's window, that did shout unto the children of Israel offers of virility potions, [7] and of means to gain immense wealth absent toil, and of depictions of lewdness, [8] and even those of an unintelligible nature, copied by scribes from yet other manuscripts for reasons unknown. [9] Heed not these apparitions, saith the LORD, for they causeth a man infirmities of mind. [10] Acceding their wicked demands will causeth rivers to run dry, and the Earth to swallow its grains, and small confections of wickedness to collect within my holy sanctuary. [11] Bear this evil out from thy midst. I have sent the angels AdBlock and NoScript to aid your service."

*one codex disagrees, written as "TLD"

// The Book of Berners-Lee, chapter 404
 
2013-08-29 02:20:17 PM

dahmers love zombie: FloydA: Theaetetus: Super homophobic, views sex with women as a not-fun chore... This guy is so far in the closet, he's giving Aslan a handjob.


Super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious
shouting about liberals, he always sounds ferocious
Something's really wrong with him, some deep-seated neurosis
super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

[i105.photobucket.com image 600x361]

You even got the meter correct.  Thank you.  I loathe it when people do filks of other songs and fark up the meter.


I applaud the effort, but no, the meter, it was not nailed.  Unless you regularly say "hangUP" instead of "HANGup" and UH-bout instead of uh-BOUT, and seat-ED instead of SEAT-ed.

/meter nazi
 
2013-08-29 02:21:36 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Nadie_AZ: Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?

I have a fundie brother that told me over ten years ago that gays were going to take over the country.  So I asked him what exactly the plan was.  How was this going to affect me.

He didn't seem to have any answers at that point.  But now we know.  They're going to take God out of the church.


As far as I can tell the gay agenda consists of the golden rule, equality, personal freedom and a reduction in ways other people can force their views into your life. Since their program would also, for example, protect my WASP rights as the nation's demographics shift towards an increase in the Catholic and Hispanic populations, pushing for equal rights and the separation of church and state has long term benefits for me personally.

You need to be very short sighted, myopic and more than a bit foolish to not see how this benefits the Americans who will no longer be the majority a generation from now.
 
2013-08-29 02:21:47 PM

flup: Hey OpposingViews,

What does the Bible say about pop-up ads?


Oh, it's for them. Didn't you read the Old Testament? God loves to punish people in wicked ways. He is deliciously evil like that.
 
2013-08-29 02:21:49 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: Heeeeehehehehe

Oh that was a good read, Subby.

And I do love a good read. Ifyaknowwhatimean.

Andithinkyado.

*shrug*

You like being left alone in the evening with a cup of tea, wearing comfortable sweatpants?


...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!
 
2013-08-29 02:23:01 PM

megarian: Heeeeehehehehe

Oh that was a good read, Subby.

And I do love a good read. Ifyaknowwhatimean.

Andithinkyado.

*shrug*


And hello to you, too!

Man, look at all these foxy ladies who love to read ...
 
2013-08-29 02:23:12 PM

Great_Milenko: So, in one sentence, Jerome Corsi has brought the entire conservative movement into perfect focus.

Conservatives, fundamentalists, whatever label you may want to use, live their entire lives in constant fear and disgust of their own bodies.  Their distaste of what makes a human "human" eats at their very soul.  It permeates their thinking and clouds their moral compass.  It's often theorized that homophobia is a reflection of deeply repressed homosexuality, but the problem apparently goes far deeper.  They're afraid of sexuality.  Period.

Far from mocking them, I feel sorry for them.


Well said.
 
2013-08-29 02:23:12 PM
Reading magazines count right?
www.geekosystem.com

/Of course I read the articles...that's the best part
//Damn sticky pages...
 
2013-08-29 02:25:48 PM
Clearly, he's getting his sex from books....and maybe that's the best possible outcome ;)
 
2013-08-29 02:26:04 PM

HawgWild: megarian: Heeeeehehehehe

Oh that was a good read, Subby.

And I do love a good read. Ifyaknowwhatimean.

Andithinkyado.

*shrug*

And hello to you, too!

Man, look at all these foxy ladies who love to read ...


I kno rite! I read the hole Twilight series!!!

/please, please know that I am kidding
//now I feel dirty
 
2013-08-29 02:26:10 PM

sid244: Reading magazines count right?
[www.geekosystem.com image 394x179]

/Of course I read the articles...that's the best part
//Damn sticky pages...



Sorry about that.
 
2013-08-29 02:27:02 PM
comicbook.com
 
2013-08-29 02:28:21 PM

Fire Babe: I do Passion Parties for a living and you'd be surprised (or perhaps not) at how many people think that sex is only for procreation and not at all for pleasure. I've run across women who think pleasure from sex is a sin and actively try to avoid orgasm. The Bible belt is a fun place to live!


I thought that was ille...
/Er, never mind.
 
2013-08-29 02:30:53 PM

Fire Babe: I do Passion Parties for a living and you'd be surprised (or perhaps not) at how many people think that sex is only for procreation and not at all for pleasure. I've run across women who think pleasure from sex is a sin and actively try to avoid orgasm. The Bible belt is a fun place to live!


What is a passion party?
 
2013-08-29 02:31:00 PM

megarian: I kno rite! I read the hole Twilight series!!!

/please, please know that I am kidding
//now I feel dirty


You owe us all an apology.
/Do not apologize in the manner HawgWild will, predictably, suggest.
 
2013-08-29 02:31:11 PM
Like an apple tree among the trees of the forest
is my beloved among the young men.
I delight to sit in his shade,
and his fruit is sweet to my taste.

\\ dirty song of solomon
\ but it is old testament I suppose . . .
 
2013-08-29 02:31:37 PM

megarian: ...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!


Nah, that amateur just sits in bushes. I'm much farther away in a well set-up post with a telescope.
 
2013-08-29 02:31:49 PM

lockers: Fire Babe: I do Passion Parties for a living and you'd be surprised (or perhaps not) at how many people think that sex is only for procreation and not at all for pleasure. I've run across women who think pleasure from sex is a sin and actively try to avoid orgasm. The Bible belt is a fun place to live!

What is a passion party?


Something she never, ever does in Georgia.
 
2013-08-29 02:33:49 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: ...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!

Nah, that amateur just sits in bushes. I'm much farther away in a well set-up post with a telescope.


Well you could have been a gentleman and offered to share your telescope for the Perseid meteor shower. Jerk.
 
2013-08-29 02:34:56 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: megarian: I kno rite! I read the hole Twilight series!!!

/please, please know that I am kidding
//now I feel dirty

You owe us all an apology.
/Do not apologize in the manner HawgWild will, predictably, suggest.


I know. Looking back, it was wrong and well, just plain mean.

I am sorry.
 
2013-08-29 02:35:13 PM

megarian: I kno rite! I read the hole Twilight series!!!

/please, please know that I am kidding
//now I feel dirty


Well, you know what you should do? You should ...

demaL-demaL-yeH: /Do not apologize in the manner HawgWild will, predictably, suggest.


Dammit! Foiled again!
 
2013-08-29 02:36:29 PM

megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: ...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!

Nah, that amateur just sits in bushes. I'm much farther away in a well set-up post with a telescope.

Well you could have been a gentleman and offered to share your telescope for the Perseid meteor shower. Jerk.


He only uses it for the megarian titteor showers.

/titty sprinkles
 
2013-08-29 02:38:10 PM

megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: ...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!

Nah, that amateur just sits in bushes. I'm much farther away in a well set-up post with a telescope.

Well you could have been a gentleman and offered to share your telescope for the Perseid meteor shower. Jerk.


I take one evening off from being a peeping tom and thinking about her and what does it get me? She calls me names.
 
2013-08-29 02:40:14 PM

Flab: Marcus Aurelius: But now we know. They're going to take God out of the church.

It's already happening.

[convertedchurches.files.wordpress.com image 478x590]


Sir Francis Dashwood's bachelor pad.
 
2013-08-29 02:41:03 PM

megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: ...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!

Nah, that amateur just sits in bushes. I'm much farther away in a well set-up post with a telescope.

Well you could have been a gentleman and offered to share your telescope for the Perseid meteor shower. Jerk.


Well, you know what they say about the size of a man's telescope ...

Yeah, that's right. I went there.


/Nothing. They say nothing.
 
2013-08-29 02:41:40 PM

lockers: megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: ...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!

Nah, that amateur just sits in bushes. I'm much farther away in a well set-up post with a telescope.

Well you could have been a gentleman and offered to share your telescope for the Perseid meteor shower. Jerk.

He only uses it for the megarian titteor showers.

/titty sprinkles


I'm stealing "titteor showers" and there's nothing you can do about it.
 
2013-08-29 02:42:08 PM
GIS:

Fun book porn.  A few really entertaining images off that one, but I think I will go with this one:

datinggoddess.files.wordpress.com

\Which reminds me, the wife asked me to vacuum a few rugs.
 
2013-08-29 02:44:12 PM

megarian: lockers: megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: ...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!

Nah, that amateur just sits in bushes. I'm much farther away in a well set-up post with a telescope.

Well you could have been a gentleman and offered to share your telescope for the Perseid meteor shower. Jerk.

He only uses it for the megarian titteor showers.

/titty sprinkles

I'm stealing "titteor showers" and there's nothing you can do about it.


Quite the contrary, I insist you steal it. Not only that I expect you to use it at the least appropriate moments with the maximum amount of emphasis.
 
2013-08-29 02:44:35 PM

lockers: titteor showers


Maybe it's just the way I'm pronouncing it, but that sounds like getting clean with a lot of topless women. Not that I'm complaining about the idea, mind you.
 
2013-08-29 02:47:35 PM

Kibbler: dahmers love zombie: FloydA: Theaetetus: Super homophobic, views sex with women as a not-fun chore... This guy is so far in the closet, he's giving Aslan a handjob.


Super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious
shouting about liberals, he always sounds ferocious
Something's really wrong with him, some deep-seated neurosis
super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

[i105.photobucket.com image 600x361]

You even got the meter correct.  Thank you.  I loathe it when people do filks of other songs and fark up the meter.

I applaud the effort, but no, the meter, it was not nailed.  Unless you regularly say "hangUP" instead of "HANGup" and UH-bout instead of uh-BOUT, and seat-ED instead of SEAT-ed.

/meter nazi


Try singing it in a very bad imitation of a cockney accent.
 
2013-08-29 02:52:55 PM

Wellon Dowd: Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.

He meant read The Book.

[i.imgur.com image 400x446]


If that's my prayer book, Lord let us pray
 
2013-08-29 02:53:37 PM

megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: ...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!

Nah, that amateur just sits in bushes. I'm much farther away in a well set-up post with a telescope.

Well you could have been a gentleman and offered to share your telescope for the Perseid meteor shower. Jerk.


Telescopes offer too narrow a field of vision for meteor showers.
It's best just to get a blanket, a friend, and lay back and enjoy the show.

\rimshot.
 
2013-08-29 02:55:34 PM
#1 this idiot is doing it all wrong
#2 he chose the wrong Book and then fails at understanding that
#3 his book is all fail
#4 sex is good, clean fun; greed is not
#5 see #1
 
2013-08-29 02:56:35 PM

Maud Dib: megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: ...so YOU'RE the guy with the binoculars!?!?

*waves*
I see you!

Nah, that amateur just sits in bushes. I'm much farther away in a well set-up post with a telescope.

Well you could have been a gentleman and offered to share your telescope for the Perseid meteor shower. Jerk.

Telescopes offer too narrow a field of vision for meteor showers.
It's best just to get a blanket, a friend, and lay back and enjoy the show.

\rimshot.


I'm not really into...

Oh. OH. Rimshot.

/rimshot
 
2013-08-29 02:58:16 PM
Actually you can do them in Georgia. There is not a ban on sex toys here. You can walk into any Spencers or adult store and buy them. The town I live in tried to run the local sex shop out of business and the sex shop won and got a 1 million dollar judgement from the city. That is beside the point. They are adult toy direct sales parties.
 
2013-08-29 02:58:50 PM
It's a bit late in the thread for me to go through and read all the comments, so I'm sure some folks have already said the same thing I'm about to.

If sex isn't fun you're doing it wrong, and shame on you jackass for trying to push your personal morals onto everyone else. Sex should always end with at least a smile on at least one participant's face, if they aren't going for the both party's being out of breath and laying there in a quivering mass saying "Holy shiat goddamn!" over and over again when finished type sex. Hell even grudge farking when you're all pissed off at each other usually turns out to be fun.
 
2013-08-29 03:04:53 PM
Well, I doubt you'd have much fun if you read one of his books....
 
2013-08-29 03:05:37 PM
The Constitution really needs a 'too stupid to live' Amendment that overrides this pursuit of happiness pansy lib bullshiat.
 
2013-08-29 03:08:40 PM
Image of Jerome Corsi wife...

thumbs.dreamstime.com
 
2013-08-29 03:08:45 PM

Fire Babe: Actually you can do them in Georgia. There is not a ban on sex toys here. You can walk into any Spencers or adult store and buy them. The town I live in tried to run the local sex shop out of business and the sex shop won and got a 1 million dollar judgement from the city. That is beside the point. They are adult toy direct sales parties.


They tried to do that to the..I forget the name of it, but a shop across the way from the Big Chicken in Marietta.

I notice it's still in business. Title pawns, payday advances, pawn shops, and liquor stores are cool, but not a sex shop.

The douche in TFA encapsulated that conservative/evangelical view quite well.
 
2013-08-29 03:09:20 PM

Tigger: The Constitution really needs a 'too stupid to live' Amendment that overrides this pursuit of happiness pansy lib bullshiat.


LOLOLOLOL
 
2013-08-29 03:11:41 PM
Maybe the author had a bad experience with Kinect Sutra.

art.penny-arcade.com
 
2013-08-29 03:13:18 PM
Pretty much. There was a law prior to 2006 that you could only sell them as novelties and not explain how they directly related to sex. The obscenities law that dealt with adult toys was struck down but the Federal court of appeals.  Now you can do the full shebang. I've done parties for church groups, teachers, police officers. It's a fun business but you meet some of the weirdest people who have very odd ideas about sex. I do enjoy getting to educate other women about sex and making money at the same time.
 
2013-08-29 03:17:29 PM
"Sex is not about fun"

You're holding it wrong
 
2013-08-29 03:22:13 PM
I got as far as "Jerome Corsi," realized it wasn't the stupidest thing he's ever said, and then did a Google search for some of his better WND posts.
 
2013-08-29 03:26:15 PM

DecemberNitro: This guy sounds exactly like that nutjob who showed up at a teacher's meeting (or was it a town hall meeting?), spoke his piece about whatever topic they were discussing, then awkwardly proclaimed that he was a 50 yr old virgin and that "Jesus is the king of male virgins."

Wish I could find the audio clip.


50yo nutjobs don't need to say they're virgins any more than 50yo virgins need to say they're nutjobs. It just kinda makes sense.
 
2013-08-29 03:40:14 PM
Spoken like someone who has never had sex in their entire, miserable, troll-filled lives.

* Looks at article * - why am I not surprised? I bet the author is one of those sad little  men who
used to sneak off behind the shed with Mommy's Sears catalog and rub oneout to the ladies
underwear section and then scourge himself for being a "dirty, dirty boy"
 
2013-08-29 03:42:09 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Marcus Aurelius: Nadie_AZ: Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?

I have a fundie brother that told me over ten years ago that gays were going to take over the country.  So I asked him what exactly the plan was.  How was this going to affect me.

He didn't seem to have any answers at that point.  But now we know.  They're going to take God out of the church.

What will we do with him afterward? I mean, I can let him crash on my couch for a few days, but then he's gotta find somewhere else to be.


I've already him taken to all the tourist spots around town and am out of ideas on how to keep him entertained while I'm a work.
 
2013-08-29 03:42:40 PM
One blow job and I bet he changes his opinion.
 
2013-08-29 03:43:45 PM

tinyarena: the first row of a GIS for "Jerome Corsi"

[img401.imageshack.us image 800x235]

Sure Jerome, whatever you say pal


Place your bets now that this guy's tuggin' it to pics of little boys
 
2013-08-29 03:52:23 PM

eggrolls: One blow job and I bet he changes his opinion.


Probably, but someone will need to show him how to keep his teeth out of the way.

/unless he wears dentures, in which case, everyone wins
 
2013-08-29 03:55:16 PM
"Do it heartily as to the lord"
-Colossians 3:23
 
2013-08-29 03:55:25 PM
A Tea Partier is telling his core audience to read books and not to breed. What's the problem?
 
2013-08-29 03:56:32 PM

shifty lookin bleeder: eggrolls: One blow job and I bet he changes his opinion.

Probably, but someone will need to show him how to keep his teeth out of the way.

/unless he wears dentures, in which case, everyone wins


Eeeewwwww

/I laffed
 
2013-08-29 03:57:51 PM

F42: [www.opposingviews.com image 301x251]

" I'm going to be judged on the adherence to God's law. "

Leviticus 19:27

"'Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard.


"Do not trim off the hair on your temples or trim your beards.


You shall not round off the hair on your temples or mar the edges of your beard.


'You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads nor harm the edges of your beard.


Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.


You are not to cut off the hair at the sides of your head or mar the edge of your beard.


"You are not to cut your hair in ritualistic patterns on your head or deface the edges of your beard.


You must not round off the corners of the hair on your head or ruin the corners of your beard.


Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.


"'You shall not cut the hair on the sides of your heads, neither shall you clip off the edge of your beard.


So many of God's rules, both in the Old Testament and the Hadithas of the Quran, are basically tenets that order people to stop being ethnic minorities, lest the followers of Almighty God act as his vessels of destruction and wipe them off the face of the earth.

No tattoos.  Don't get creative with your facial hair.  Women wear these clothes and don't fight.  Don't cavort with dogs.  No mixing of meat and milk.

In other words, don't be a Scythian, or God says it's okay to do all the things to you that would be morally outrageous for us to do to our own.

pastmist.files.wordpress.com

And now some cock-blocker in the Bible belt and some sheltered fanatic gets to tell me how to live my life, 'cause some cave Semites needed an excuse to rape and murder some people down the road.

Awesome.
 
2013-08-29 04:14:07 PM
I guess he's never read "Song of Solomon"
 
2013-08-29 04:24:26 PM

Kronnyj: Image of Jerome Corsi wife...

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 300x450]


i105.photobucket.com

FTFY

/Tears of shame make wonderful lube
 
2013-08-29 04:25:55 PM

FloydA: Theaetetus: Super homophobic, views sex with women as a not-fun chore... This guy is so far in the closet, he's giving Aslan a handjob.


Super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious
shouting about liberals, he always sounds ferocious
Something's really wrong with him, some deep-seated neurosis
super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

[i105.photobucket.com image 600x361]


Wow, rarely do you see someone put that much thought into getting the meter right.  I'm impressed.
 
2013-08-29 04:33:00 PM

naughtyrev: I pity the women he's known.


Cripes, I thought you wrote "I pity the women he's blown." 'Cause we all know, he wouldn't have eaten at the "Y". Can't make babies that way, nope. I'm going to assume he's a squirt, roll over, asleep 5 seconds later type of man.
 
2013-08-29 04:35:34 PM
The old SwiftBoater wizard really misses the paycheck from his now dead Texas billionaire benefactor. Usually video sex porn is much more exciting and morally uplifting that these political whores.

img.fark.net
 
2013-08-29 04:41:20 PM

ShonenBat: A Tea Partier is telling his core audience to read books and not to breed. What's the problem?


Most of the women you see in the Tea-Party rally photos are long past the breeding days. Those uterus done dried up like raisins in the sun.
 
2013-08-29 04:43:02 PM

FloydA: Theaetetus: Super homophobic, views sex with women as a not-fun chore... This guy is so far in the closet, he's giving Aslan a handjob.


Super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious
shouting about liberals, he always sounds ferocious
Something's really wrong with him, some deep-seated neurosis
super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

[600x361 from http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m239/floyda/supercalifragilistic_zp saadad8ba.jpg image 600x361]


www.trilobite.org
 
2013-08-29 05:03:19 PM

FloydA: sjmcc13: cameroncrazy1984: Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.

Of course, it must be Tea Party-approved and contain very small words and no sex whatsoever.

Nice to see the bible does not meet those requirements.

FlashHarry: cameroncrazy1984: THE ONLY BOOK I NEED WAS WRITTEN BY JESUS

Then I suggest you read it, and not cherry pick quotes out of context.


Most US "Christians" have never read it.  If they actually knew what was in it, they wouldn't claim it was a source of good morals and ethics.


I disagree. They would, as now, believe whatever they were told to believe.
 
2013-08-29 05:08:22 PM

Diogenes: Piizzadude: It almost makes me want to die when he does just to see the look on his face when that whole judgement thing comes about

/almost

St Peter:  "Go to Hell."


"But before you go, blow me."
 
2013-08-29 05:14:43 PM

Nadie_AZ: Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?


I do not have sufficient narcotics in stock to reach a point where that makes any sort of sense.   I will try again once I've talked to my dealer and I'll send this guy the invoice for both the substances and replacement liver :)
 
2013-08-29 05:32:48 PM
floyd a:

Super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious
shouting about liberals, he always sounds ferocious
Something's really wrong with him, some deep-seated neurosis
super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye


this, this is why i love you so much....

/back to lurking
 
2013-08-29 05:41:42 PM
and i'll just leave this   here

_seriously_ NSFW!!!!
 
2013-08-29 06:02:07 PM

Begoggle: I fear that we have reached an unspannable divide as a species on this planet.
The religious nuts and hatemongers and generally stupid people will keep on spouting their drivel, and no amount of logic or reason or trying to shout them down will ever convince them otherwise.


Yes, but we can't give up. If we give up, they win, and we can't have that. We can stop attempting to convince them of reality, but we can keep fighting them, keep them from trying to make *everyone's* lives as miserable as theirs are. That's all we can do and we have to keep doing it, forever and ever.
 
2013-08-29 06:07:29 PM

abfalter: The GOP, not just the Tea Party, really needs to stop being so ridiculously obsessed with sex and sexual issues.  It is the anchor that is dragging them down.


Yeah, because their fiscal and job policies are so much better...
 
2013-08-29 06:17:10 PM

thecpt: Eh, I kind of agree with him. After finding out that whatever woman you finally coerced into somewhat sexy times isn't into playing bumper cars with genitals it gets kind of boring. "Oh we're going back and forth again? Great." It's all so vanilla unless one of you out ran, out witted, and outlasted the other one in a strategic chase around the apartment until the victor stands dominantly over the loser and rams his or her genitals into or onto their partner like its a county fair whackamole and you really want that plush Stewie doll because it would look great on your office desk and would be a great conversation starter with young interns so you have more opportunities for collision coitus.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-29 06:22:46 PM

ShonenBat: A Tea Partier is telling his core audience to read books and not to breed. What's the problem?


No, he's telling them only to have sex TO BREED, and when they breed, we all lose.
 
2013-08-29 06:28:37 PM
Knew a schoolteacher who believed 'sex only to make babies'

Had 6 kids and spent his lunchtimes watching the girl's sports teams in their short skirts
 
2013-08-29 06:30:48 PM

eris523: floyd a:

Super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious
shouting about liberals, he always sounds ferocious
Something's really wrong with him, some deep-seated neurosis
super homophobic twit with sex hangups atrocious!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

this, this is why i love you so much....

/back to lurking


Awww.  I love you too.   Have a nice apple.

i105.photobucket.com
Mmmm.  Yummy, delicious apple.
 
2013-08-29 06:37:03 PM

eris523: and i'll just leave this   here

_seriously_ NSFW!!!!


Christ, it's high school all over again.
 
2013-08-29 06:55:01 PM
Sex is meant to be fun. Whether god made it fun so we would procreate, or random chance made it fun so we would procreate, it's fun! If it wasn't meant to be fun we would do it like birds.
 
2013-08-29 07:02:54 PM

captcurt: " Tea party activist"?
Oh, right, I'm on Fark. Forgot for a sec.


Dr. Jerome Corsi Calls For Tea Party Mobilization

Explain to me exactly how Jerome Corsi is NOT a tea party activist.
 
2013-08-29 07:09:46 PM
floyd a:

Mmmm.  Yummy, delicious apple.

but is it metallic gold or acapulco?

metallic could be useful, but acapulco would make the sex even more fun.

/wink, wink
//nudge, nudge
/// you're wicked
//// slashies!
 
2013-08-29 07:09:49 PM

eggrolls: One blow job and I bet he changes his opinion.


Does it matter whether he's giving or receiving the blowjob?
 
2013-08-29 07:26:39 PM

eris523: and i'll just leave this   here

_seriously_ NSFW!!!!


Well, sure, Christians and atheists can agree:  anal sex is the smart choice for your future.
 
2013-08-29 07:31:04 PM

Nadie_AZ: He did not.

*reads the f*cking article*

Holy balls. He did. So it he a closet case or someone with a tiny dick?

*keeps reading*

At a conservative event in Oregon earlier this month, Corsi claimed leftist atheists like the American Civil Liberties Union were trying to use same-sex marriage to "take God out of Church." He alleged leftists wanted to make same-sex marriage a constitutional right so that the government could crack down on Christians.

Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?


No, because he is a stupid farking twat.
 
2013-08-29 07:39:02 PM
eris523:
but is it metallic gold or acapulco?

Five tons of flax.
 
2013-08-29 07:55:13 PM

eris523: and i'll just leave this   here

_seriously_ NSFW!!!!


I really should get around to checking out more of their videos. That's the second or third of theirs that I've seen linked on Fark and I've liked em all so far.
 
2013-08-29 08:02:24 PM
How the hell is this even mildly newsworthy?  What the fark would you expect someone like this to say?  "Also in today's news, scientists find that water is wet, sky blue".
 
2013-08-29 08:11:51 PM

Nick Nostril: How the hell is this even mildly newsworthy?  What the fark would you expect someone like this to say?  "Also in today's news, scientists find that water is wet, sky blue".


Because any time a dipshiat like this guy opens his mouth we need to haul him out into the town square, point and laugh, and tell everyone, "This is not what you do!  BAD!"
 
2013-08-29 08:24:19 PM

ciberido: eggrolls: One blow job and I bet he changes his opinion.

Does it matter whether he's giving or receiving the blowjob?


Hey, live like you wanna live, I say.
 
2013-08-29 08:52:33 PM

HelloNeuman: naughtyrev: I pity the women he's known.

I pity ANYONE he's known.


I just pity him.
 
2013-08-29 11:50:18 PM
Looks like he's had a few too many bacon cheeseburgers and chocolate milkshakes.  But it's ok, God won't judge.

Asshat.
 
2013-08-29 11:55:10 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
Torn on this subject
 
2013-08-29 11:56:33 PM
and they say teabaggers have no sense of irony
 
2013-08-30 12:09:40 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: eris523: and i'll just leave this   here

_seriously_ NSFW!!!!

I really should get around to checking out more of their videos. That's the second or third of theirs that I've seen linked on Fark and I've liked em all so far.


I'm very fond of linking their "Sex with Ducks" video in threads about homosexuality and/or Pat Robertson.
 
2013-08-30 12:12:18 AM

LewDux: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 240x320]
Torn on this subject


It's a huge subject.
 
2013-08-30 12:35:09 AM
i14.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-30 02:15:09 AM

cameroncrazy1984: QueenMamaBee: I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time

Sometimes I like to flip open a copy of Elias Baseball Records on her back just to prolong things.


That was two o'clock in the morning, and I get my date back to her apartment, and the two of us are alone, and we're going pretty good. I have to explain this very delicately, 'cause it's really tentative. As I... as I am an inordinately...passionate...man. Volatile. Sensual. In general a stud. When making love...when making love...in an effort...to prolong...the moment of ecstacy...I think of baseball players. All right, now you know. The two of us are making love violently, she's digging it, I figure I better start thinking of ballplayers quickly. So I figure it's one out, the ninth, the Giants are up. Mays lines a single to right, he takes second on a wild pitch. Now she is digging her nails into my neck. I decided to pinch-hit for McCovey. Alou pops out. Haller singles, Mays holds third. Now I got a first-and-third situation. Two out, the Giants are behind one run. I don't know whether to squeeze or steal. She's been in the shower for ten minutes, already. This is too...I can't tell you anymore, this is too personal. The Giants won.
 
2013-08-30 03:30:16 AM

HighOnCraic: cameroncrazy1984: QueenMamaBee: I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time

Sometimes I like to flip open a copy of Elias Baseball Records on her back just to prolong things.

That was two o'clock in the morning, and I get my date back to her apartment, and the two of us are alone, and we're going pretty good. I have to explain this very delicately, 'cause it's really tentative. As I... as I am an inordinately...passionate...man. Volatile. Sensual. In general a stud. When making love...when making love...in an effort...to prolong...the moment of ecstacy...I think of baseball players. All right, now you know. The two of us are making love violently, she's digging it, I figure I better start thinking of ballplayers quickly. So I figure it's one out, the ninth, the Giants are up. Mays lines a single to right, he takes second on a wild pitch. Now she is digging her nails into my neck. I decided to pinch-hit for McCovey. Alou pops out. Haller singles, Mays holds third. Now I got a first-and-third situation. Two out, the Giants are behind one run. I don't know whether to squeeze or steal. She's been in the shower for ten minutes, already. This is too...I can't tell you anymore, this is too personal. The Giants won.


For Christ's sake, was it a squeeze or a steal?!?
 
2013-08-30 07:06:50 AM
But I thought conservatives types were all for burning books. I'm confused.

www.ilholocaustmuseum.org
 
2013-08-30 12:50:49 PM

HighOnCraic: cameroncrazy1984: QueenMamaBee: I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time

Sometimes I like to flip open a copy of Elias Baseball Records on her back just to prolong things.

That was two o'clock in the morning, and I get my date back to her apartment, and the two of us are alone, and we're going pretty good. I have to explain this very delicately, 'cause it's really tentative. As I... as I am an inordinately...passionate...man. Volatile. Sensual. In general a stud. When making love...when making love...in an effort...to prolong...the moment of ecstacy...I think of baseball players. All right, now you know. The two of us are making love violently, she's digging it, I figure I better start thinking of ballplayers quickly. So I figure it's one out, the ninth, the Giants are up. Mays lines a single to right, he takes second on a wild pitch. Now she is digging her nails into my neck. I decided to pinch-hit for McCovey. Alou pops out. Haller singles, Mays holds third. Now I got a first-and-third situation. Two out, the Giants are behind one run. I don't know whether to squeeze or steal. She's been in the shower for ten minutes, already. This is too...I can't tell you anymore, this is too personal. The Giants won.


She shouldn't have screamed "Oh Jesus."
 
2013-08-30 02:11:50 PM

DecemberNitro: This guy sounds exactly like that nutjob who showed up at a teacher's meeting (or was it a town hall meeting?), spoke his piece about whatever topic they were discussing, then awkwardly proclaimed that he was a 50 yr old virgin and that "Jesus is the king of male virgins."

Wish I could find the audio clip.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paijfyil7vQ
 
2013-08-30 09:48:23 PM
Corsi has changed over time in an odd way.  I've listened to him in the past be just as critical of Bush I & II, as he is now of Obama.  Previously he did not seem to be partisan in his reporting.  It's as if he has been co-opted for specific disinformation.

/if you believe in that type of thing (it's possible -IMO)
 
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