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(Opposing Views)   Well known birther, author and Tea Party activist offers life advice: "Sex is not about fun. You want to have fun? Read a book"   (opposingviews.com) divider line 245
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2013-08-29 10:52:05 AM
"Old man yells at cloud, is bad at sex."
 
2013-08-29 10:54:02 AM
Jebus!  All this guy does is try to sell books.
 
2013-08-29 10:54:07 AM
I pity the women he's known.
 
2013-08-29 11:01:03 AM
Give him a bit, at some point he'll figure out that God invented the orgasm.
 
2013-08-29 11:04:43 AM
He's absolutely right. (SFW videos, but turn the sound down)
 
2013-08-29 11:10:03 AM

minoridiot: Give him a bit, at some point he'll figure out that God invented the orgasm.


I don't think he'll ever figure that one out.
 
2013-08-29 11:10:52 AM
No, sex is pretty damned fun.

Books are fun too, but the paper cuts on my dick make it a bit less fun.
 
2013-08-29 11:11:46 AM
A book, you say?
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2013-08-29 11:36:03 AM
He did not.

*reads the f*cking article*

Holy balls. He did. So it he a closet case or someone with a tiny dick?

*keeps reading*

At a conservative event in Oregon earlier this month, Corsi claimed leftist atheists like the American Civil Liberties Union were trying to use same-sex marriage to "take God out of Church." He alleged leftists wanted to make same-sex marriage a constitutional right so that the government could crack down on Christians.

Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?
 
2013-08-29 11:40:53 AM

Nadie_AZ: Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?


I have a fundie brother that told me over ten years ago that gays were going to take over the country.  So I asked him what exactly the plan was.  How was this going to affect me.

He didn't seem to have any answers at that point.  But now we know.  They're going to take God out of the church.
 
2013-08-29 11:44:15 AM

Marcus Aurelius: But now we know. They're going to take God out of the church.


It's already happening.

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2013-08-29 11:50:07 AM

Flab: Marcus Aurelius: But now we know. They're going to take God out of the church.

It's already happening.

[convertedchurches.files.wordpress.com image 478x590]


I think I became old the moment I started seeing pictures of stuff like that and not first thinking "That's pretty badass" but instead "Man, that'd cost a lot of heat and cool"

I'm only 30. :(
 
2013-08-29 11:50:47 AM

Nadie_AZ: He did not.

*reads the f*cking article*

Holy balls. He did. So it he a closet case or someone with a tiny dick?

*keeps reading*

At a conservative event in Oregon earlier this month, Corsi claimed leftist atheists like the American Civil Liberties Union were trying to use same-sex marriage to "take God out of Church." He alleged leftists wanted to make same-sex marriage a constitutional right so that the government could crack down on Christians.

Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?


It makes the same amount of sense as your neighbors Bruce and Bob getting married, followed shortly by a van full of jack-booted thugs kicking in your door and forcing you to dissolve your straight marriage.

And btw, Corsi, the ACLU defends Christians and the likes of the KKK, too. They're only "leftist" when it's something you don't personally like. Hell, they'd defend your sorry ass too if someone were to restrain your right to be an asshole in public. But "ACLU" is one your Pavlovian bells that draws a reaction from retards and therefore frees you of the burden of making an actual argument.

Farking scum. I'm loathe to advocate violence, especially against old people, but one of these days I'm going to punch you right in the dick. Presuming you have one.
 
2013-08-29 11:53:30 AM

naughtyrev: I pity the women he's known.


Who says he ever knew any women?

/I wonder when was the last time he saw his penis?
//Instead of by multiple mirrors, I mean.
 
2013-08-29 11:57:28 AM
For all the chaos and disorganization, at least pagans enjoy the hell outta sex. So we've got that going for us. Which is nice.
 
2013-08-29 11:57:31 AM
Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.
 
2013-08-29 12:00:06 PM

Weaver95: For all the chaos and disorganization, at least pagans enjoy the hell outta sex. So we've got that going for us. Which is nice.


And I was thinking you were Catholic all this time too.
 
2013-08-29 12:02:48 PM

AirForceVet: Weaver95: For all the chaos and disorganization, at least pagans enjoy the hell outta sex. So we've got that going for us. Which is nice.

And I was thinking you were Catholic all this time too.


No, I had to stop lying to myself after Beltane. Other gods were calling and got VERY insistent I should STFU and pay attention. Sounds weird to admit but...yeah. They had a lot to tell me.
 
2013-08-29 12:04:25 PM
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
 
2013-08-29 12:04:49 PM

Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.


Of course, it must be Tea Party-approved and contain very small words and no sex whatsoever.
 
2013-08-29 12:05:25 PM

Weaver95: AirForceVet: Weaver95: For all the chaos and disorganization, at least pagans enjoy the hell outta sex. So we've got that going for us. Which is nice.

And I was thinking you were Catholic all this time too.

No, I had to stop lying to myself after Beltane. Other gods were calling and got VERY insistent I should STFU and pay attention. Sounds weird to admit but...yeah. They had a lot to tell me.


What can I say, I'm a talker.
 
2013-08-29 12:06:43 PM

Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.


Damn, you beat me to it ...
 
2013-08-29 12:15:02 PM

Aarontology: Flab: Marcus Aurelius: But now we know. They're going to take God out of the church.

It's already happening.

[convertedchurches.files.wordpress.com image 478x590]

I think I became old the moment I started seeing pictures of stuff like that and not first thinking "That's pretty badass" but instead "Man, that'd cost a lot of heat and cool"

I'm only 30. :(


Yeah, I took one look at those uninsulated rafters and thought that God has to be involved with their electric bill somehow.
 
2013-08-29 12:16:11 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Aarontology: Also, a tea partier saying you should read a book?

lulz.

Of course, it must be Tea Party-approved and contain very small words and no sex whatsoever.


THE ONLY BOOK I NEED WAS WRITTEN BY JESUS
 
2013-08-29 12:22:47 PM

FlashHarry: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

 
2013-08-29 12:35:03 PM
That explains so very very much.
 
2013-08-29 12:48:32 PM

Mentat: That explains so very very much.


Yup. It kinda does at that.
 
2013-08-29 12:55:51 PM
Ive never understood why sex is supposed to be a bad thing. We're hard wired for it after all. If we weren't supposed to enjoy it so much then why did the Christian god not remove it from us when he made creation? He's allegedly all powerful right? So either the fundies got it wrong on sex, or god isn't all powerful after all.

Or you could take the pagan view that all things pleasurable are sacred, as it harms none do as you will. So long as its between consenting adults you can get your freak on any way you want and not have to feel guilty about it afterwards.
 
2013-08-29 01:02:29 PM

Weaver95: Or you could take the pagan view that all things pleasurable are sacred, as it harms none do as you will. So long as its between consenting adults you can get your freak on any way you want and not have to feel guilty about it afterwards.


RIGHT-WING GUILT-RIDDEN FUNDY ASSHAT PROPAGANDA DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
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2013-08-29 01:03:10 PM
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2013-08-29 01:03:30 PM
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You are going to need to read the part about getting guygurt deposits out of socks thrice.  Trust me on this. It is H.O.T. HOT HOT HOT!

"There will be staining!" Tom Swifty loudly ejaculated.
 
2013-08-29 01:08:05 PM
Must have one hell of a marriage.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, honey?"

"Heck yeah I am. Moby Dick under the covers."

"I brought the new reading glasses!"
 
2013-08-29 01:08:26 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Nadie_AZ: Does this make any sense to anyone? At all?

I have a fundie brother that told me over ten years ago that gays were going to take over the country.  So I asked him what exactly the plan was.  How was this going to affect me.

He didn't seem to have any answers at that point.  But now we know.  They're going to take God out of the church.


What will we do with him afterward? I mean, I can let him crash on my couch for a few days, but then he's gotta find somewhere else to be.
 
2013-08-29 01:08:32 PM
I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time
 
2013-08-29 01:08:37 PM

Flab: Marcus Aurelius: But now we know. They're going to take God out of the church.

It's already happening.

[convertedchurches.files.wordpress.com image 478x590]


You know, I always wanted to live in a church. I imagine utilities would be a biatch, though.
 
2013-08-29 01:10:48 PM

FlashHarry: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG


Came to post this.
 
2013-08-29 01:12:09 PM

QueenMamaBee: I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time


Sometimes I like to flip open a copy of Elias Baseball Records on her back just to prolong things.
 
2013-08-29 01:12:14 PM
And this is what happens to someone that gets rejected enough times...
 
2013-08-29 01:12:26 PM
He's got a point.

I'm just wondering when exactly he farked my wife.
 
2013-08-29 01:12:35 PM

Flab: Marcus Aurelius: But now we know. They're going to take God out of the church.

It's already happening.

[convertedchurches.files.wordpress.com image 478x590]


That...actually looks cool.

Maintenance must be a PITA, though.
 
2013-08-29 01:12:51 PM
If you're not having fun with sex, I pity your existence.
 
2013-08-29 01:13:18 PM
"Well-known"?  Who the fark is this guy?  Can you be a little more subtle in your attempt to ridicule the opposition?

minoridiot: Give him a bit, at some point he'll figure out that God invented the orgasm.


And gay people.
 
2013-08-29 01:14:25 PM
It's guys like this than make men hate their wives, wives hate their husbands and both of them hate God.

/fundamentalist Christian.
 
2013-08-29 01:14:34 PM

naughtyrev: I pity the women he's known.


I pity ANYONE he's known.
 
2013-08-29 01:14:49 PM
I can't tell if that sweater he has on is a 50/50 blend, or more of an 80/20.
 
2013-08-29 01:15:02 PM
But I'm not going to be judged on what somebody called me, I'm going to be judged on the adherence to God's law."

Don't marry a dude and you will have adhered to your interpretation of God's law.
 
2013-08-29 01:15:15 PM

cameroncrazy1984: QueenMamaBee: I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time

Sometimes I like to flip open a copy of Elias Baseball Records on her back just to prolong things.


I should have tried that with my ex. Prolonging things wasn't not a skill of his.
 
2013-08-29 01:15:42 PM
Someone has never played naked twister!
 
2013-08-29 01:16:23 PM
"Sex is not about fun."

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.
 
2013-08-29 01:16:26 PM

QueenMamaBee: I like sex, I like books... just not at the same time


Step 1.) Cut hole in book...
 
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