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(Charleston Post and Courier)   Man goes into Home Depot shed looking for a ho and finds one   (postandcourier.com) divider line 127
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2013-08-29 10:38:43 AM
So much for "You can do it. We can help."
 
2013-08-29 10:43:39 AM
Officers were called to the Home Depot on Northwoods Boulevard about 8: 30 a.m. after people at the store reported seeing a man and woman walk into a display shed, close the door behind them.

farking assholes should mind their own business. It wasn't indecent exposure until the cops opened the door.

/hmmmm.....black guy, white woman, North Carolina...nah, just coincidence.
 
2013-08-29 10:45:10 AM
Officers were called to the Home Depot on Northwoods Boulevard about 8: 30 a.m. after people at the store reported seeing a man and woman walk into a display shed, close the door behind them.

They went into the shed and closed the door?  Why yes, that is reason enough to call police.

You could at least be honest about watching them through the shed's window.
 
2013-08-29 10:50:28 AM

show me: /hmmmm.....black guy, white woman, North Carolina...nah, just coincidence.


South Carolina, thank you very much.  And I say: hey, it was better that they were knocking boots instead of cooking up meth; after all that's probably what half of those sheds end up being used for eventually.
 
2013-08-29 10:58:11 AM
Eh, thrill farking, we've all been there. I got blown at Injun Joe's cave in Tom Sawyer's Island at Disney once. I know a rapper who got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
 
2013-08-29 11:13:19 AM
One of the times you want go get a Black & Decker.

He kinda took her to the woodshed . . .

If he was appliances, probably would have been caught in a Westinghouse.

No returns, this shed has been used . . .

And not one fark was shed . . .
 
2013-08-29 11:32:01 AM

factoryconnection: show me: /hmmmm.....black guy, white woman, North Carolina...nah, just coincidence.

South Carolina, thank you very much.  And I say: hey, it was better that they were knocking boots instead of cooking up meth; after all that's probably what half of those sheds end up being used for eventually.


Whoops, you are correct, sorry. And I always heard that meth is cooked up in houses that are getting fumigated. Hmm.
 
2013-08-29 11:33:07 AM

Sybarite: So much for "You can do it. We can help."


www.adam-forum.de
 
2013-08-29 11:35:51 AM

show me: Officers were called to the Home Depot on Northwoods Boulevard about 8: 30 a.m. after people at the store reported


8:30am? OLD people reported them.
 
2013-08-29 11:42:11 AM

show me: Whoops, you are correct, sorry. And I always heard that meth is cooked up in houses that are getting fumigated. Hmm.


Trust me: I only know because it is a local story for me.  And now you're just confusing me with all your drug-trade, insider knowledge! ;-)

Lando Lincoln: 8:30am? OLD people reported them.


"There is a negro having carnal relations with one of our women outside!  I just came here for some potting soil for my begonias and suddenly it is like the 1960s all over again!  Alert the authorities!"
 
2013-08-29 11:47:51 AM

factoryconnection: show me: Whoops, you are correct, sorry. And I always heard that meth is cooked up in houses that are getting fumigated. Hmm.

Trust me: I only know because it is a local story for me.  And now you're just confusing me with all your drug-trade, insider knowledge! ;-)


Actually, our local news always says that the rural counties around St. Louis have the most meth labs per square mile than anywhere else in the country. And my second statement is just a Breaking Bad reference. ;)
 
2013-08-29 11:49:53 AM
Someone finally got some service in a home depot.
 
2013-08-29 11:56:38 AM
Subby, did you really mean to slut shame the woman be calling her a whore?
 
2013-08-29 11:58:52 AM
definitely want. I love country girls.


/I blame Maryann.
 
2013-08-29 11:59:32 AM

lockers: Subby, did you really mean to slut shame the woman be calling her a whore?


Ouch.  Good job raking subby across the coals.
 
2013-08-29 11:59:39 AM
*sort of want* jpg
 
2013-08-29 12:00:37 PM
 
2013-08-29 12:02:11 PM

show me: It wasn't indecent exposure until the cops opened the door.



Approves.
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2013-08-29 12:03:16 PM
I find it funny that he was charged with indecent exposure and she was charged with disorderly conduct.   His pants were around his ankles and she was hoe dress up and exposed getting the pipe laid on her but got away with nothing?


Guy is now farked for life and on the "I RAPE CHILR'N" website while the SpadeQueen gets off scott free.


/love the judicial system
//double standard
///meh.jpg
 
2013-08-29 12:03:47 PM

factoryconnection: show me: /hmmmm.....black guy, white woman, North Carolina...nah, just coincidence.

South Carolina, thank you very much.  And I say: hey, it was better that they were knocking boots instead of cooking up meth; after all that's probably what half of those sheds end up being used for eventually.


And I think eventually she would have used it for cooking up meth.
 
2013-08-29 12:03:53 PM
Can I get that shed for sale, now?
 
2013-08-29 12:03:57 PM

Mugato: Eh, thrill farking, we've all been there. I got blown at Injun Joe's cave in Tom Sawyer's Island at Disney once. I know a rapper who got busy in a Burger King bathroom.


Got really teed off the first time a boyfriend took me to the drive-in and wanted to watch the movie. What the hell, dude? Don't you know what drive-ins are for?
 
2013-08-29 12:04:33 PM

the8re: show me: It wasn't indecent exposure until the cops opened the door.


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You caught the tater.
 
2013-08-29 12:08:16 PM
Mugato: Eh, thrill farking, we've all been there. I got blown at Injun Joe's cave in Tom Sawyer's Island at Disney once. I know a rapper who got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

I hope he remembered to wrap his whopper.
 
2013-08-29 12:08:30 PM
My folks ordered a glass door and the installer brought the wrong screen.  2 weeks later they said they "can't" order a new screen until the installer brings in the old one and they should do it sometime this week.  So they and by extension my folks have to wait because they farked up.  Had dinner with my aunt and uncle and they had the exact same story with some kitchen appliances ended up waiting over 3 months with there kitchen half torn appart.

Moral of the story I guess is if you go to home depot you're going to get farked and not in a good way.
 
2013-08-29 12:08:43 PM
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/oblig
 
2013-08-29 12:09:36 PM
This is illegal?
 
2013-08-29 12:10:43 PM
show me:
/hmmmm.....black guy, white woman, North Carolina...nah, just coincidence.

what do you mean?

also she is not bad looking.. it's sad she wasted her life like that
 
2013-08-29 12:13:17 PM

walkerhound: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 400x300]

/oblig


And said by a Mormon dude, no less.
 
2013-08-29 12:13:37 PM
Really? I'm the first?

fc01.deviantart.net

/hotlinky
 
2013-08-29 12:15:05 PM

SuperNinjaToad: show me:
/hmmmm.....black guy, white woman, North Carolina...nah, just coincidence.

what do you mean?

also she is not bad looking.. it's sad she wasted her life like that


I meant that if it had been a white couple the locals might have snickered and grinned a bit and not called the cops. And as far as stories like this go, yeah, she's very decent.
 
2013-08-29 12:15:24 PM
Trabajo? Trabajo? Trabajo de manos, venti dolares.
 
2013-08-29 12:15:27 PM

lockers: Subby, did you really mean to slut shame the woman be calling her a whore?


Are you suggesting having sex in a shed at Home Depot is not shameful?

/for both parties of course
 
2013-08-29 12:15:38 PM

SuperNinjaToad: show me:
/hmmmm.....black guy, white woman, North Carolina...nah, just coincidence.

what do you mean?

also she is not bad looking.. it's sad she wasted her life like that


The age difference was more than weird in this case.  The race thing, I try not to say too much, but it's gross.  Racism rules.
 
M-G
2013-08-29 12:16:27 PM

Churchill92: I find it funny that he was charged with indecent exposure and she was charged with disorderly conduct.   His pants were around his ankles and she was hoe dress up and exposed getting the pipe laid on her but got away with nothing?


Can't tell from TFA, but it's possible that while her dress was hanging down, she may have been covered by a bra.  It's also possible that the local laws don't consider a breast to be indecent exposure.
 
2013-08-29 12:16:49 PM
So a guy gets wood at Home Depot. No surprise.
 
2013-08-29 12:18:32 PM
Moron should have left his penis deeply impaled in her when the door open.

No indecent exposure charge then
 
2013-08-29 12:20:15 PM
Why isn't this in the ENTERTAINMENT thread?
 
2013-08-29 12:21:14 PM
Oh, Kanye!
 
2013-08-29 12:21:24 PM
Caulk sucker.
 
2013-08-29 12:22:22 PM
Why didn't someone, you know, do something like TURN THE HOSE ON THEM?!!!
 
2013-08-29 12:22:54 PM
www.dumpaday.com
 
2013-08-29 12:23:19 PM

YixilTesiphon: lockers: Subby, did you really mean to slut shame the woman be calling her a whore?

Are you suggesting having sex in a shed at Home Depot is not shameful?

/for both parties of course


Yet subby only called out the woman. You don't see anything wrong with calling a woman a prostitute for having sex in a way you disagree with?
 
2013-08-29 12:23:29 PM
He gets the sex crime because he's a darkie. 100:1 says the caller wouldn't have called the cops if they had both been white.
 
2013-08-29 12:24:49 PM

lockers: YixilTesiphon: lockers: Subby, did you really mean to slut shame the woman be calling her a whore?

Are you suggesting having sex in a shed at Home Depot is not shameful?

/for both parties of course

Yet subby only called out the woman. You don't see anything wrong with calling a woman a prostitute for having sex in a way you disagree with?


Not subby, but I think it would have been a lot worse for the headlnie to be "Woman goes into Home Depot shed looking for a spade, finds one"
 
2013-08-29 12:25:26 PM
Well, they are raking in the publicity now . . .
 
2013-08-29 12:26:39 PM

lockers: YixilTesiphon: lockers: Subby, did you really mean to slut shame the woman be calling her a whore?

Are you suggesting having sex in a shed at Home Depot is not shameful?

/for both parties of course

Yet subby only called out the woman. You don't see anything wrong with calling a woman a prostitute for having sex in a way you disagree with?


In the sense that it's inconsiderate to prostitutes? Yes.
 
2013-08-29 12:27:10 PM

lockers: YixilTesiphon: lockers: Subby, did you really mean to slut shame the woman be calling her a whore?

Are you suggesting having sex in a shed at Home Depot is not shameful?

/for both parties of course

Yet subby only called out the woman. You don't see anything wrong with calling a woman a prostitute for having sex in a way you disagree with?


I think--not subby, btw--subby was just going for the 'ho' pun because of the place they got caught... Maybe careless, but I don't think we need to be warming up our torches just yet.
 
2013-08-29 12:27:19 PM
What a loser, doesn't have his own place or didn't have $30 for a cheap motel? Or a car with tinted windows?
 
2013-08-29 12:27:32 PM
"Clean up on Aisle 5".
 
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