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(New York Daily News)   After discovering empty bottle of viagra and a pile of birth certificates among her late stepfather's effects, woman has made it her quest to reunite the FIFTY FOUR children her stepdad fathered   (nydailynews.com) divider line 79
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2013-08-29 10:58:45 AM

uber humper: sbchamp: How many welfare mamas?

How many tax payers are needed to balance out  that equation? 200-300?


The correct term is welfare parents. Birth control is not the sole responsibility of only one gender. If he is not supporting his kids then he too is a welfare dad.

Men are much easier to sterilize too.
 
2013-08-29 11:02:17 AM

Badgers: Sock Ruh Tease: Badgers: [635x399 from http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1438694.1377657030!/img/ht tpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/siblings28n-5-web.jpg image 635x399]

Well, colour me surprised...

I'm not surprised - he'd have to be pretty old in order to have the time to have so many children. Women also tend to find red hats to be a turn-on.

What were you thinking of?

I was thinking of people of african descent who like to impregnate as many women as possible, only to abandon them when babby comes out.


Wow.  You were given an opportunity for someone to back off from a racist comment, and instead you come out screaming "Yes! I'm a racist!"
 
2013-08-29 11:02:45 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Well they were all in his penis at one, amirite?


man didn't take time to wash behind his balls.
 
2013-08-29 11:03:20 AM

WhiskeySticks: Was he bla...(clicks).

Yup.


Thought so as well, but after a while, it loops back around on itself once you hit a certain number


0-2 children      white
3-5 children      white (catholic)
6-8 children      black
9-14 children    hispanic
15-22 children  black (pro athlete)
23+ children     white (minister/clergy/profit)
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-29 11:04:22 AM

LadySusan: uber humper: sbchamp: How many welfare mamas?

How many tax payers are needed to balance out  that equation? 200-300?

The correct term is welfare parents. Birth control is not the sole responsibility of only one gender. If he is not supporting his kids then he too is a welfare dad.

Men are much easier to sterilize too.


www.efairies.com
 
2013-08-29 11:08:20 AM

DarkVader: Wow.  You were given an opportunity for someone to back off from a racist comment, and instead you come out screaming "Yes! I'm a racist!"


The racist card is commonly used by people who ignore facts and statistics and don't want to think about how to reply in a decent and thoughtful manner, instead just blurting out "RACIST!".

/Ever been to Amsterdam Bijlmer?
 
2013-08-29 11:13:49 AM
This is how I picture all those adopting the "hilarious" pretend accents.
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gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-29 11:15:59 AM

FarkingReading: Wow. He sure helped out the world and society. Awesome.

We sure did need 54 more rabbits.

In two generations, that one man could have made almost 3,000 people.

Wonderful. God smite them, every one.


i157.photobucket.com

Not my view, just a topically relevant gif....
 
2013-08-29 11:19:07 AM
How did he get all those women to leave him alone after impregnating them?
 
2013-08-29 11:20:46 AM
That's a LOT of ugly kids
 
2013-08-29 11:21:10 AM

gja: groppet: My department is right next to payroll/garnishments. I was over there and they showed me this one guy that worked for the company in Lexington, KY that had 8 kids from 5 different women at least. And the last 3 kids he had were all born within 45 days of one another. I should have asked how much he had taken out.

Probably easier to calculate what is left.......


We had a guy who came in to apply for temp work at the firm I used to work at.  He was maybe 22 years old, if that.  During the interview he told us he told us that the hole in his employment for the last year was because he was taking care of his kids.  I made the appropriate "aww, how old?" noises and was told that the three oldest just turned six.  Ten in total.

Now, these were min wage positions, which at the time was $6.50/hour in Chicago I believe.  We hired him because, well, it's a min wage position.  When the order of garnishment came through, we had to deduct less than $10 from each of his biweekly paychecks.  Turns out you can't get blood from a turnip.

Good worker though.  I guess you don't get 10 kids by the age of 22 without being an energetic guy.
 
2013-08-29 11:24:59 AM

LadySusan: uber humper: sbchamp: How many welfare mamas?

How many tax payers are needed to balance out  that equation? 200-300?

The correct term is welfare parents. Birth control is not the sole responsibility of only one gender. If he is not supporting his kids then he too is a welfare dad.

Men are much easier to sterilize too.


I agree.  He's the bad guy in this story.  He's the one responsible for this huge drain on society. He's a sociopath.
 
2013-08-29 11:25:52 AM
From the article comment section:

"Lexie Woods wants to reunite the entire Whitney brood. 'We just want to know where they are,' she said."
-Prison is a likely place to look.

ZING!
 
2013-08-29 11:27:31 AM
Natural selection at work.
 
2013-08-29 11:30:30 AM

gja: [ThankGodForTheSickleCell-1.jpg]



Sickle cell is is linked to survival rates for malaria. So it's part of the reason whitey never colonized Africa.

/always found that interesting
//wants to go to Africa
 
2013-08-29 11:35:21 AM
*clicks link* Damn I wanted to be wrong, I wanted to be so wrong.

But in a round about way he was a kind of job creator. All those kids needed social programs coming up, and that in turn kept people busy.
 
2013-08-29 11:38:53 AM

mdeesnuts: gja: [ThankGodForTheSickleCell-1.jpg]


Sickle cell is is linked to survival rates for malaria. So it's part of the reason whitey never colonized Africa.

/always found that interesting
//wants to go to Africa


how many black people are carriers? im pretty sure it's not a high enough number to be the sole explanation for whites not colonising africa. it just confers a slight advantage in a malarial area, i think
 
2013-08-29 11:38:55 AM

mdeesnuts: gja: [ThankGodForTheSickleCell-1.jpg]


Sickle cell is is linked to survival rates for malaria. So it's part of the reason whitey never colonized Africa.

/always found that interesting
//wants to go to Africa


Whitey never colonized Africa? HUN?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonisation_of_Africa

The entire continent was colonized. As late as the start of WWI. And large portions durring WWII
 
2013-08-29 11:48:02 AM
every sperm is sacred-
spiritube.com

Didn't want to sell them for medical experiments I guess, (re-reads) perhaps he did . . .
 
2013-08-29 12:10:24 PM

uber humper: mdeesnuts: gja: [ThankGodForTheSickleCell-1.jpg]


Sickle cell is is linked to survival rates for malaria. So it's part of the reason whitey never colonized Africa.

/always found that interesting
//wants to go to Africa

Whitey never colonized Africa? HUN?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonisation_of_Africa

The entire continent was colonized. As late as the start of WWI. And large portions durring WWII


I generalized. Whitey never permenantly colonized most of Africa, though they tried.

/Gun, Germs, and Steel was a pretty cool read
 
2013-08-29 12:26:20 PM
So her Papa was a rolling stone?
 
2013-08-29 12:30:19 PM
From photo caption:  Lexie Wood said she'd asked her stepdad about his other children. She wanted to be introduced to them. He never followed through.

Shocking. Just shocking that a sperm donor had trouble following through with something. I am just - flummoxed by that.
 
2013-08-29 12:36:14 PM

gja: How this guy had secks.....
[www.forestry-suppliers.com image 683x800]


Made me LOL
 
2013-08-29 01:33:07 PM

mdeesnuts: uber humper: mdeesnuts: gja: [ThankGodForTheSickleCell-1.jpg]


Sickle cell is is linked to survival rates for malaria. So it's part of the reason whitey never colonized Africa.

/always found that interesting
//wants to go to Africa

Whitey never colonized Africa? HUN?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonisation_of_Africa

The entire continent was colonized. As late as the start of WWI. And large portions durring WWII

I generalized. Whitey never permenantly colonized most of Africa, though they tried.

/Gun, Germs, and Steel was a pretty cool read


not permanently.  But to say didn't when they had colonies there for a couple millennia  ,and was completely colonized for quite a while -- is a stretch, to say the least.
 
2013-08-29 01:57:07 PM
35 years ago this could have been obama
 
2013-08-29 02:21:03 PM
TFA: "Whitney owned a wrecking yard and a few bars."

I'd say he did considerable time as a pipelayer as well.
 
2013-08-29 04:09:57 PM
I guess when you find an area with a lot of single moms with several kids with different dads doesn't mean a guy like this can easily to be the cause of many of those kids.  I am sure there are more like this guy, to cause the stats that we have.
 
2013-08-29 05:13:10 PM

mccallcl: AndreMA: If he actually fulfilled his responsibility as father

How would that be possible? Even from a paperwork standpoint there's no way. These kids were distributed all over the place, it would be like running a homeschooling organization on top of your regular job.  He couldn't even buy and mail birthday cards for 54 kids without the help of an assistant.


I strained my spine, bending over backwards trying to give the benefit of the doubt...
 
2013-08-30 05:35:24 PM
This guy was the black Glen Quagmire. Giggity Giggity GOO!

/Awww Riiight.
 
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