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(New York Daily News)   After discovering empty bottle of viagra and a pile of birth certificates among her late stepfather's effects, woman has made it her quest to reunite the FIFTY FOUR children her stepdad fathered   (nydailynews.com) divider line 79
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2013-08-29 10:12:24 AM
Damn it! I only have 52... sons
 
2013-08-29 10:12:39 AM
Bad headline, Ripley.
 
2013-08-29 10:13:35 AM
I need a couple new effect women.
 
2013-08-29 10:14:35 AM
How many welfare mamas?
 
2013-08-29 10:15:13 AM
Wow. He sure helped out the world and society. Awesome.

We sure did need 54 more rabbits.

In two generations, that one man could have made almost 3,000 people.

Wonderful. God smite them, every one.
 
2013-08-29 10:16:17 AM
Like the headline, I guess the father missed the periods.
 
2013-08-29 10:16:20 AM
So, is Obama's birth certificate in the pile or not?

Thimk, Subby, Thimk!
 
2013-08-29 10:18:09 AM
"He was a likable man, a ladies' man," Woods said. "And women just flocked to him, mostly younger women."

All of those men with large trucks and other big toys that they use to cover up their small penises should feel a bit emasculated. This guy used his over and over and over again.


Woods was 3 years old when Whitney came into her life. Her mother was struggling to make ends meet as a cotton picker in Arizona, but Whitney gave them a house to live in and food to eat.

I have to seriously wonder if he really did provide for all them kids. I'm going to go with 'no'.
 
2013-08-29 10:18:21 AM
That's, like, Antonio Cromartie, Travis Henry, and Calvin Murphy combined.
 
2013-08-29 10:19:17 AM
Idiocracy in action...
 
2013-08-29 10:20:26 AM
FITTY FO CHILLRUNS! HOW YOU SPOSED TO PROVIDE FO FITTY FO CHIILLUNS?
 
2013-08-29 10:21:22 AM
*Clicks*

GAAAAHHHHH!!

KILL IT; KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
 
2013-08-29 10:21:25 AM
In a row?
 
2013-08-29 10:22:10 AM
54? Has that stepdad ever heard of a condom? I would think just having one would be hard enough.
 
2013-08-29 10:22:38 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-29 10:22:46 AM
Damn.

It's amazing he had a shirt on his back to call his own.
 
2013-08-29 10:22:54 AM
How many grandkids?  Has to be close to 100
 
2013-08-29 10:23:01 AM
Can we at least use proper grammar (her late stepfather's effect women has....)  I am NOT a grammar Nazi btw.....
 
2013-08-29 10:23:21 AM
DOESN'T MATTER, HAD SEX AT LEAST 54 TIMES
 
2013-08-29 10:23:47 AM
fiddy fo chitlins? Sho Nuff!!
 
2013-08-29 10:24:36 AM
Think you're so smart with your fancy-pants college degree do ya?  Who's winning now, huh?

Also: I got fifty-four kids to feed!
2.bp.blogspot.com
I'd be screaming too
 
2013-08-29 10:26:01 AM

sbchamp: How many welfare mamas?


How many tax payers are needed to balance out  that equation? 200-300?
 
2013-08-29 10:26:27 AM
Simpsons did it!
 
2013-08-29 10:27:06 AM
www.empireonline.com

                          I got children's all over town!
 
2013-08-29 10:27:38 AM
Tax payer problems.
 
2013-08-29 10:28:44 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x231]


leaving satisfied
 
2013-08-29 10:30:17 AM
Life without consequences must be nice.
 
2013-08-29 10:31:26 AM
assets.nydailynews.com

Well, colour me surprised...
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-29 10:33:16 AM
How this guy had secks.....
www.forestry-suppliers.com
 
2013-08-29 10:33:17 AM
Was he bla...(clicks).

Yup.
 
2013-08-29 10:33:18 AM
Surprisingly, this walking posterchild for vasectomy seems to have some not inconsequential assets. Hopefully the state will intervene and prevent his estate from being distributed to heirs until it has investigated and endured that none of his offspring were on the public dole while the mother refused to name the father, and then skim reimbursements off the top if warranted.

If he actually fulfilled his responsibility as father, good for him ... but still irresponsible for breeding like a farking rabbit.
 
2013-08-29 10:33:22 AM
initially i thought headline should read unite rather than reunite, but then depending on how long sperm live in the nuts, I guess reunite isnt entirely inaccurate

dnrtfa, so may well be making a snarky point on which someone has already pre-snarked
 
2013-08-29 10:33:35 AM

Badgers: [635x399 from http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1438694.1377657030!/img/ht tpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/siblings28n-5-web.jpg image 635x399]

Well, colour me surprised...


I'm not surprised - he'd have to be pretty old in order to have the time to have so many children. Women also tend to find red hats to be a turn-on.

What were you thinking of?
 
2013-08-29 10:34:05 AM

Inyego: Life without consequences must be nice.


courtesy of the federal government paid by the people of the United States.
 
2013-08-29 10:35:45 AM
I predict the first ever class-action will dispute.
 
2013-08-29 10:37:02 AM
not sure it's fair to pick up on his colour. all the big trashy breeder 'families' in the UK are white so it's by no means a race thing
 
2013-08-29 10:37:19 AM
Stepdaughter Lexie Woods is trying to bring the large brood together.

What a large broad may look like:

sledgehammerswordfight.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-29 10:38:10 AM
How did he find that many stupid women??
 
2013-08-29 10:39:06 AM
This woman needs a hobby. Or a puppy.

Maybe both.
 
2013-08-29 10:41:48 AM
Just imagine attending that probate hearing!
 
2013-08-29 10:41:55 AM

Loren: How did he find that many stupid women??


He worked in a strip club.
 
2013-08-29 10:42:45 AM

Loren: How did he find that many stupid women??


Fat chick thriller
 
2013-08-29 10:44:35 AM
I gots 'bout treed-fiddy kids.
 
2013-08-29 10:45:05 AM
I wish you hundreds fifty four fat children.
 
2013-08-29 10:45:22 AM

AndreMA: If he actually fulfilled his responsibility as father


How would that be possible? Even from a paperwork standpoint there's no way. These kids were distributed all over the place, it would be like running a homeschooling organization on top of your regular job.  He couldn't even buy and mail birthday cards for 54 kids without the help of an assistant.
 
2013-08-29 10:45:46 AM
My department is right next to payroll/garnishments. I was over there and they showed me this one guy that worked for the company in Lexington, KY that had 8 kids from 5 different women at least. And the last 3 kids he had were all born within 45 days of one another. I should have asked how much he had taken out.
 
2013-08-29 10:46:04 AM
RE- Unite?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-29 10:47:46 AM

groppet: My department is right next to payroll/garnishments. I was over there and they showed me this one guy that worked for the company in Lexington, KY that had 8 kids from 5 different women at least. And the last 3 kids he had were all born within 45 days of one another. I should have asked how much he had taken out.


Probably easier to calculate what is left.......
 
2013-08-29 10:48:04 AM

vudukungfu: RE- Unite?


Well they were all in his penis at one, amirite?
 
2013-08-29 10:51:30 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Badgers: [635x399 from http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1438694.1377657030!/img/ht tpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/siblings28n-5-web.jpg image 635x399]

Well, colour me surprised...

I'm not surprised - he'd have to be pretty old in order to have the time to have so many children. Women also tend to find red hats to be a turn-on.

What were you thinking of?


I was thinking of people of african descent who like to impregnate as many women as possible, only to abandon them when babby comes out.
 
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