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(KUNC Greeley) Audio Colorado's urinals are giving advice to drunk people   (kunc.org) divider line 23
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2013-08-29 11:03:23 AM
"That woman you're sitting next to isn't as pretty as you think she is. If you take her home, you'll regret it"
 
2013-08-29 11:47:33 AM
It's a waste of, uh, breath?
 
2013-08-29 11:48:46 AM
This is good because drunk people are notorious for always heeding good advice.
 
2013-08-29 11:49:00 AM
Tip #1: don't rest your drink on the urinal.
 
2013-08-29 11:49:41 AM
Tip #2: wine is for women. Drink beer or liquor.
 
2013-08-29 11:49:53 AM
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Nooooo!
 
2013-08-29 11:51:35 AM
Can't wait till it's hacked.

"Really, you call that a penis?'
"Woah, woah, buddy... you need to get that treated!"
"This is taking a while. I think you need your prostate looked at."
 
2013-08-29 11:53:16 AM
Good, if there is one thing that doesn't get enough messaging, it is the scurge that is drunk driving. Its too bad that radio and television channels have refused to broadcast ads. Maybe we could force brewers to always include anti-drunk driving messages in their ads too.
 
2013-08-29 11:54:47 AM
I wish they'd do something about those blue mints in the urinals. They taste terrible.
 
2013-08-29 11:55:12 AM

lockers: Good, if there is one thing that doesn't get enough messaging, it is the scurge that is drunk driving. Its too bad that radio and television channels have refused to broadcast ads. Maybe we could force brewers to always include anti-drunk driving messages in their ads too.


Show a receipt to the cabbie from the bar for $100 or more and the bar will comp a cab fare within 5 miles.
 
2013-08-29 11:56:18 AM
I went to some comedy club that had singing urinal mats.  You pissed on them, all the sudden music came on.  Weird as shiat.  Also means someone probably patented that.
 
2013-08-29 12:03:37 PM
Wasn't this in The Island?
 
2013-08-29 12:03:51 PM
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2013-08-29 12:26:13 PM
This week I am working in the Traffic Department, and they could not believe CDOT did that. They all got a good giggle, but shook their heads in disbelief.
 
2013-08-29 12:32:00 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: This is good because drunk people are notorious for always heeding good advice.


Hopefully they'll listen to the rink manager when they try to drunkenly ice fish.
 
2013-08-29 12:38:56 PM

Wellon Dowd: Tip #1: don't rest your drink on the urinal.


So much this. Don't even bring it in, unless you are going do a couple of bumps off the toilet paper holder.
 
2013-08-29 12:42:16 PM
If you take advice from honky tonk urinals ... you might be a redneck. No, wait. That's not quite the right word, le mot juste. You might be a dumbass drunken redneck.

High class people only take advice from bathroom mirrors, because they are narcissists and psychopaths.

The Evil Queen in Walt Disney's Snow White picked up the mirror in a wine bar.

Have another Madiera, mydear ...
 
2013-08-29 12:46:10 PM
Meh.  The local college campus has signs on the stall doors asking men to pretty please refrain from stalking women.
 
2013-08-29 01:20:47 PM
If that talking urinal were a face it would be punchable.That was way too snarky.
 
2013-08-29 01:21:17 PM
I would have to be REALLLLLLLLY drunk before I took advice from a urinal.
 
2013-08-29 01:57:28 PM
If I heard a talking urinal, I would accidentallypee on the floor.

Sorry I peed on your floor, I was "scared".
Yeah, that's the ticket.  I was "scared".
 
2013-08-29 01:58:50 PM

SkunkWorx: Wasn't this in The Island?



No one will ever know.
 
2013-08-29 03:51:56 PM
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Is it this place?

DNRTA
 
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