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(New York Daily News)   Life In The Fast Lane: Girlfriend pregnant, Wife knows, Lawyer wants money. Must sell 2002 Harley Davidson V-Rod (warning: sidebar stories may have Not safe for work images)   (nydailynews.com) divider line 64
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2013-08-29 01:35:09 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: "I met a group of Harley riders at the local watering hole, and they were all rude and raped our dogs and beat our women in addition to drinking all the beer on tap at the place. They suck and I hope they all DIAF! apparently thought that bad tattoos and a thick layer of fat made them invincible, because they immediately started running their mouths just before getting their asses kicked by one table full of kids on their way to ComiCon"



There you go.
 
2013-08-29 01:40:27 PM

The Muthaship: Dingleberry Dickwad: "I met a group of Harley riders at the local watering hole, and they were all rude and raped our dogs and beat our women in addition to drinking all the beer on tap at the place. They suck and I hope they all DIAF! apparently thought that bad tattoos and a thick layer of fat made them invincible, because they immediately started running their mouths just before getting their asses kicked by one table full of kids on their way to ComiCon"


There you go.


Yes! See? That's how you go insulting someone!

/Harley rider, but at least I have a sense of humor about it and myself.
//only a small layer of fat, and the one bad tattoo was poor judgement when I was in my early 20s and drunk.
 
2013-08-29 01:54:45 PM
(warning: sidebar stories may have Not safe for work images)

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Egads man! Thanks for the warning!
 
2013-08-29 02:11:36 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Gentoolive: Dingleberry Dickwad: Well that's one way to call attention to your ad.

Now to sit and wait for the inevitable flood of "Harley sucks" and "Donor Cycle" comments.

Good call, Harley's do suck and the riders are all posers..

Jeez man at least give it an honest try instead of that half assed bullshiat. I mean really, "Harleys suck and their riders are all posers"? That's your scathing remark? At least try to hook people in, maybe do a CSB moment or someshiat. "I met a group of Harley riders at the local watering hole, and they were all rude and raped our dogs and beat our women in addition to drinking all the beer on tap at the place. They suck and I hope they all DIAF!" or something creative like that. I'll give you a 1/10 because there's sure to be at least 1 person that will respond in a more serious manner.


That sucks. I am not a Harley fan at all. Ridden a few and the only one I liked was the v rod. Currently have a klr 650 and want to add a fz1 or equivalent the funds come.
 
2013-08-29 03:20:05 PM
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2013-08-29 04:13:57 PM

Gentoolive: Dingleberry Dickwad: Well that's one way to call attention to your ad.

Now to sit and wait for the inevitable flood of "Harley sucks" and "Donor Cycle" comments.

Good call, Harley's do suck and the riders are all posers..


My dad liked to own stuff he could work on for fun and hobby. I inherited his bike when he died of cancer. I wouldn't consider him a poser. :(
 
2013-08-29 05:11:23 PM

The Muthaship: Dingleberry Dickwad: Well that's one way to call attention to your ad.

Now to sit and wait for the inevitable flood of "Harley sucks" and "Donor Cycle" comments.

How about AMC sucks?  Is that fair?


These would like to have a word with you:

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2013-08-29 05:38:35 PM
 
2013-08-29 07:13:35 PM

The Muthaship: walkerhound: The Muthaship: How about AMC sucks?  Is that fair?

You shut your whore mouth.

I do like the Javelin.....

funny story, back in the day a friend of mine had a green & black original mark Donahue javelin. pretty sure it was a '69 with a 360 I know it was a four speed. man that thing was sweet. one day I noticed he had scratched the Mark Donahue stickers off, I asked why? he said because when people pulled up to him they always wanted to race. from what I understand he parked it in a pasture and that's where it sat.
/actually not really funny.
//still AMX ten times cooler
///pacer not so much
 
2013-08-29 07:24:14 PM
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Next time, man up and leave a woman bBEFORE farking another behind her back. Loser. I hope she takes every penny and your little dog too.
 
2013-08-29 07:35:18 PM
Jesus man. This is why, if you're gonna bang a chick on the side, you make sure she can't get pregnant.

/had a side chick for a while
// yes, she couldn't get pregnant
 
2013-08-29 10:15:06 PM
If I had only put 12K miles on a bike in ten years of ownership I'd sell it too.

/Current bike has over 19k miles in 14 months.
 
2013-08-30 12:05:21 AM

Ruthven13: Dingleberry Dickwad: Gentoolive: Dingleberry Dickwad: Well that's one way to call attention to your ad.

Now to sit and wait for the inevitable flood of "Harley sucks" and "Donor Cycle" comments.

Good call, Harley's do suck and the riders are all posers..

Jeez man at least give it an honest try instead of that half assed bullshiat. I mean really, "Harleys suck and their riders are all posers"? That's your scathing remark? At least try to hook people in, maybe do a CSB moment or someshiat. "I met a group of Harley riders at the local watering hole, and they were all rude and raped our dogs and beat our women in addition to drinking all the beer on tap at the place. They suck and I hope they all DIAF!" or something creative like that. I'll give you a 1/10 because there's sure to be at least 1 person that will respond in a more serious manner.

That sucks. I am not a Harley fan at all. Ridden a few and the only one I liked was the v rod. and want to add a fz1 or equivalent the funds come.




What color is the milk crate?

/obligatory
//former KLR rider too
 
2013-08-30 07:24:18 AM
Sounds like we are past FALCON PUNCH time.
 
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