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(New York Daily News)   Life In The Fast Lane: Girlfriend pregnant, Wife knows, Lawyer wants money. Must sell 2002 Harley Davidson V-Rod (warning: sidebar stories may have Not safe for work images)   (nydailynews.com) divider line 64
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2013-08-29 10:05:49 AM
I know a couple of lawyers that would just take the bike as payment.
 
2013-08-29 10:06:54 AM
Well that's one way to call attention to your ad.

Now to sit and wait for the inevitable flood of "Harley sucks" and "Donor Cycle" comments.
 
2013-08-29 10:07:09 AM
I wonder how many bites the ironic use of the sad tag will get - at least a couple, I figure
 
2013-08-29 10:07:22 AM
grumpycatgood.jpg
 
2013-08-29 10:07:35 AM
If you're going to play, either get wife involved or get you vas sectioned.
 
2013-08-29 10:08:41 AM
That's why you always get your wife's permission before having a mistress. You don't have to pay for a lawyer then.
 
2013-08-29 10:09:21 AM
nwhog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-29 10:09:44 AM
Note to self: If you really want to get rid of that big TV in the basement, just put something eye-catching in the classified ad.

"60' TV for sale. Stolen from dead rapist who assaulted 3 teenagers. Money will go towards victim's counseling expenses and shovels to bury rapist."
 
2013-08-29 10:12:14 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Well that's one way to call attention to your ad.

Now to sit and wait for the inevitable flood of "Harley sucks" and "Donor Cycle" comments.


Well the V-Rod does suck.
 
2013-08-29 10:14:58 AM
NSFW breasticles in sidebar on that there article, subby
 
2013-08-29 10:17:08 AM
Lots of people's lives are publicly in a shambles.  Why should we be paying extra attention to this particular train wreck?
 
2013-08-29 10:17:47 AM

YoOjo: NSFW breasticles in sidebar on that there article, subby


Not responsible for your wood, sapling.


///Subby
 
2013-08-29 10:17:50 AM
www.curbsideclassic.com
 
2013-08-29 10:21:24 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Well that's one way to call attention to your ad.

Now to sit and wait for the inevitable flood of "Harley sucks" and "Donor Cycle" comments.


Here's one to get you started:

"Ride a Beemer, Wrench a Harley."
 
2013-08-29 10:22:25 AM

jim32rr: YoOjo: NSFW breasticles in sidebar on that there article, subby

Not responsible for your wood, sapling.


///Subby


Not sure that makes sense, or that you understand me.
There are tits on the page you linked to, some people have jobs, some jobs require that workers don't look at tits on the company dime, it's polite to warn about tits on pages.
But carry on, I'm hardly upset, just trying to help.
Sapling? There's no way I can make that fit me, I'm not young.
 
2013-08-29 10:22:37 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Lots of people's lives are publicly in a shambles.  Why should we be paying extra attention to this particular train wreck?


Because it has to do with motorcycles and so will generate a flamewar. Bonus that it involves a Thunderfart bike which will draw the actual riders into their own separate fight over "lol Harley/ricer lol sucks lol".

I hate motorcyclists almost as much as bicyclists and even I think this is a transparently stupid attempt at creating a Fark Fight for ad impressions.
 
2013-08-29 10:22:53 AM
If it has tires or tits, you can't afford it.

If it flies, floats or farks you're better off renting.

That pretty much sums this all up.
 
2013-08-29 10:26:36 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Well that's one way to call attention to your ad.

Now to sit and wait for the inevitable flood of "Harley sucks" and "Donor Cycle" comments.


How about AMC sucks?  Is that fair?
 
2013-08-29 10:28:09 AM

YoOjo: NSFW breasticles in sidebar on that there article, subby


If someone calls you out on that at work, then they are looking WAY too hard at your monitor.
 
2013-08-29 10:29:23 AM

YoOjo: jim32rr: YoOjo: NSFW breasticles in sidebar on that there article, subby

Not responsible for your wood, sapling.


///Subby

Not sure that makes sense, or that you understand me.
There are tits on the page you linked to, some people have jobs, some jobs require that workers don't look at tits on the company dime, it's polite to warn about tits on pages.
But carry on, I'm hardly upset, just trying to help.
Sapling? There's no way I can make that fit me, I'm not young.


My mistake, looked again. Thought those were moobs
 
2013-08-29 10:29:45 AM

YoOjo: jim32rr: YoOjo: NSFW breasticles in sidebar on that there article, subby

Not responsible for your wood, sapling.


///Subby

Not sure that makes sense, or that you understand me.
There are tits on the page you linked to



Don't know why, but that made me LOL.
 
2013-08-29 10:31:16 AM
Sad, or fake, whichever.

Damned effective copywriting, and it's in a top corner, not buried in the middle of a page. The guy knows what he's doing. Based on a quick search, you can find the same bike with fewer miles for less money, but this guy'll probably get his price.
 
2013-08-29 10:31:20 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Lots of people's lives are publicly in a shambles.  Why should we be paying extra attention to this particular train wreck?


In support of brevity (and therefore wit?).
 
2013-08-29 10:36:20 AM

A Leaf in Fall: YoOjo: NSFW breasticles in sidebar on that there article, subby

If someone calls you out on that at work, then they are looking WAY too hard at your monitor.


I used to work at Walter Reed Army Medical center as a file clerk. One day, I pulled a file for one of the doctors and took it to his office. He wasn't at his desk, so i went to drop it on his chair. All of a sudden, I'm pushed into the side of the desk as he BLOWS past me, grabs his mouse and starts clicking furiously. Of course, THAT made me look at what he was doing. Tits and ass, everywhere. He must have had 10 different porn pages open because he was still clicking after I dropped the file on his desk and walked out. I've always guessed that he was looking at the porn, got riled up, and had to go to the bathroom to relieve the pressure. Of course, we never shook hands after that.

/End CSB
 
2013-08-29 10:38:31 AM

skozlaw: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Lots of people's lives are publicly in a shambles.  Why should we be paying extra attention to this particular train wreck?

Because it has to do with motorcycles and so will generate a flamewar. Bonus that it involves a Thunderfart bike which will draw the actual riders into their own separate fight over "lol Harley/ricer lol sucks lol".

I hate motorcyclists almost as much as bicyclists and even I think this is a transparently stupid attempt at creating a Fark Fight for ad impressions.


oh for days when a fark headline was just about raising a smile

/you're on my lawn
 
2013-08-29 10:40:10 AM

jim32rr: YoOjo: jim32rr: YoOjo: NSFW breasticles in sidebar on that there article, subby

Not responsible for your wood, sapling.


///Subby

Not sure that makes sense, or that you understand me.
There are tits on the page you linked to, some people have jobs, some jobs require that workers don't look at tits on the company dime, it's polite to warn about tits on pages.
But carry on, I'm hardly upset, just trying to help.
Sapling? There's no way I can make that fit me, I'm not young.

My mistake, looked again. Thought those were moobs


no sweat, and I won't call you a young tree so everything is great I think, yeah, pretty sure it's all great now.
 
2013-08-29 10:42:16 AM
Actually, the V-rod is a pretty good bike.
This, of course, makes it unpopular among Harley True Believers.
 
2013-08-29 10:46:26 AM
There's at least one ad like that every week in the American Classifieds here, they're not real, just meant to be funny.
 
2013-08-29 10:47:21 AM

YoOjo: NSFW breasticles in sidebar on that there article, subby


Hey, thanks for pointing that out!  My boss loooooves tits.
 
2013-08-29 10:47:55 AM

loki see loki do: Actually, the V-rod is a pretty good bike.
This, of course, makes it unpopular among Harley True Believers.


I've actually heard that a number of times, although I haven't tried one out yet. I'm just not the biggest fan of the way the bike looks. I'd prefer something with looks similar to the Soft Tail, or the new Switchback, without the multitude of problems I keep hearing about with Harley's. Personally I haven't really had all that many issues with my somewhat older Skirtster, but I've always heard people on Fark biatch about Harley problems.
 
2013-08-29 10:49:57 AM
Sad tag?  How about Dumbass!
 
2013-08-29 10:51:12 AM
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-08-29 10:56:29 AM
what do you mean may have images?

oh hello... whats this now?

FAP FAP FAPPITY FAP
 
2013-08-29 10:56:40 AM
The Muthaship: How about AMC sucks?  Is that fair?

You shut your whore mouth.
 
2013-08-29 10:59:31 AM

walkerhound: The Muthaship: How about AMC sucks?  Is that fair?

You shut your whore mouth.


I do like the Javelin.....
 
2013-08-29 11:10:10 AM
Warning: Daily News may make demands of you before letting you read the article.

No thanks.
 
2013-08-29 11:10:49 AM
Aren't ∀-Rods notorious for doping?
 
2013-08-29 11:12:59 AM
He should have kept his V-Rod in his pants when he was out without the wife.
 
2013-08-29 11:27:17 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: loki see loki do: Actually, the V-rod is a pretty good bike.
This, of course, makes it unpopular among Harley True Believers.

I've actually heard that a number of times, although I haven't tried one out yet. I'm just not the biggest fan of the way the bike looks. I'd prefer something with looks similar to the Soft Tail, or the new Switchback, without the multitude of problems I keep hearing about with Harley's. Personally I haven't really had all that many issues with my somewhat older Skirtster, but I've always heard people on Fark biatch about Harley problems.


Translation:  I don't care if my bike is a pig, as long as it has chrome and looks like it would rule the trailer park.

/Bonus points for adding in "skirtster"
 
2013-08-29 11:33:38 AM

Whiskey Dickens: Dingleberry Dickwad: loki see loki do: Actually, the V-rod is a pretty good bike.
This, of course, makes it unpopular among Harley True Believers.

I've actually heard that a number of times, although I haven't tried one out yet. I'm just not the biggest fan of the way the bike looks. I'd prefer something with looks similar to the Soft Tail, or the new Switchback, without the multitude of problems I keep hearing about with Harley's. Personally I haven't really had all that many issues with my somewhat older Skirtster, but I've always heard people on Fark biatch about Harley problems.

Translation:  I don't care if my bike is a pig, as long as it has chrome and looks like it would rule the trailer park.

/Bonus points for adding in "skirtster"


Come on man, you can do better than that. It's entirely possible not to like the shape and style of a bike without being all "lulzchrome". I also blame my dad for the "skirtster" remark. He's been calling them that since before I can remember and it kind of stuck.

Also,
www.cutroni.com

What an all chrome bike would look like.
 
2013-08-29 11:47:29 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: loki see loki do: Actually, the V-rod is a pretty good bike.
This, of course, makes it unpopular among Harley True Believers.

I've actually heard that a number of times, although I haven't tried one out yet. I'm just not the biggest fan of the way the bike looks. I'd prefer something with looks similar to the Soft Tail, or the new Switchback, without the multitude of problems I keep hearing about with Harley's. Personally I haven't really had all that many issues with my somewhat older Skirtster, but I've always heard people on Fark biatch about Harley problems.


Most of the unreliable bs is because of shady work by third parties. Because you now have a harley and therefore must put on every available performance mod so you and your buddies can talk about how cool you are at the coffee shop. From the factory they are very reliable. My 95 sporty has on left me hanging once in 40k and that was because of a 25 year old stator. My 82 fxe otoh....
 
2013-08-29 11:56:18 AM
Keep the bike, sell the wife.
 
2013-08-29 12:00:02 PM

stuffy: Keep the bike, sell the wife.


He is selling the wife, the lawyer is the broker, unfortunately he has to sell the bike to pay the broker fees.
 
2013-08-29 12:34:56 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Note to self: If you really want to get rid of that big TV in the basement, just put something eye-catching in the classified ad.

"60' TV for sale. Stolen from dead rapist who assaulted 3 teenagers. Money will go towards victim's counseling expenses and shovels to bury rapist."


Where the hell am I going to put a 60 foot TV?
 
2013-08-29 12:36:02 PM
There's an Eagles joke in here somewhere.
 
2013-08-29 12:37:41 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: DROxINxTHExWIND: Note to self: If you really want to get rid of that big TV in the basement, just put something eye-catching in the classified ad.

"60' TV for sale. Stolen from dead rapist who assaulted 3 teenagers. Money will go towards victim's counseling expenses and shovels to bury rapist."

Where the hell am I going to put a 60 foot TV?


IDK. Your first problem will be getting it out of my back door.


/60"
 
2013-08-29 12:46:29 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Representative of the unwashed masses: DROxINxTHExWIND: Note to self: If you really want to get rid of that big TV in the basement, just put something eye-catching in the classified ad.

"60' TV for sale. Stolen from dead rapist who assaulted 3 teenagers. Money will go towards victim's counseling expenses and shovels to bury rapist."

Where the hell am I going to put a 60 foot TV?

IDK. Your first problem will be getting it out of my back door.


/60"


I read that as you selling a TV made in the 60's.....I think that has to be on me.
 
2013-08-29 01:14:45 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Well that's one way to call attention to your ad.

Now to sit and wait for the inevitable flood of "Harley sucks" and "Donor Cycle" comments.


Good call, Harley's do suck and the riders are all posers..
 
2013-08-29 01:22:34 PM

snake_beater: There's an Eagles joke in here somewhere.


Yeah I feel it too
 
2013-08-29 01:31:16 PM

Gentoolive: Dingleberry Dickwad: Well that's one way to call attention to your ad.

Now to sit and wait for the inevitable flood of "Harley sucks" and "Donor Cycle" comments.

Good call, Harley's do suck and the riders are all posers..


Jeez man at least give it an honest try instead of that half assed bullshiat. I mean really, "Harleys suck and their riders are all posers"? That's your scathing remark? At least try to hook people in, maybe do a CSB moment or someshiat. "I met a group of Harley riders at the local watering hole, and they were all rude and raped our dogs and beat our women in addition to drinking all the beer on tap at the place. They suck and I hope they all DIAF!" or something creative like that. I'll give you a 1/10 because there's sure to be at least 1 person that will respond in a more serious manner.
 
2013-08-29 01:35:09 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: "I met a group of Harley riders at the local watering hole, and they were all rude and raped our dogs and beat our women in addition to drinking all the beer on tap at the place. They suck and I hope they all DIAF! apparently thought that bad tattoos and a thick layer of fat made them invincible, because they immediately started running their mouths just before getting their asses kicked by one table full of kids on their way to ComiCon"



There you go.
 
2013-08-29 01:40:27 PM

The Muthaship: Dingleberry Dickwad: "I met a group of Harley riders at the local watering hole, and they were all rude and raped our dogs and beat our women in addition to drinking all the beer on tap at the place. They suck and I hope they all DIAF! apparently thought that bad tattoos and a thick layer of fat made them invincible, because they immediately started running their mouths just before getting their asses kicked by one table full of kids on their way to ComiCon"


There you go.


Yes! See? That's how you go insulting someone!

/Harley rider, but at least I have a sense of humor about it and myself.
//only a small layer of fat, and the one bad tattoo was poor judgement when I was in my early 20s and drunk.
 
2013-08-29 01:54:45 PM
(warning: sidebar stories may have Not safe for work images)

assets.nydailynews.com

Egads man! Thanks for the warning!
 
2013-08-29 02:11:36 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Gentoolive: Dingleberry Dickwad: Well that's one way to call attention to your ad.

Now to sit and wait for the inevitable flood of "Harley sucks" and "Donor Cycle" comments.

Good call, Harley's do suck and the riders are all posers..

Jeez man at least give it an honest try instead of that half assed bullshiat. I mean really, "Harleys suck and their riders are all posers"? That's your scathing remark? At least try to hook people in, maybe do a CSB moment or someshiat. "I met a group of Harley riders at the local watering hole, and they were all rude and raped our dogs and beat our women in addition to drinking all the beer on tap at the place. They suck and I hope they all DIAF!" or something creative like that. I'll give you a 1/10 because there's sure to be at least 1 person that will respond in a more serious manner.


That sucks. I am not a Harley fan at all. Ridden a few and the only one I liked was the v rod. Currently have a klr 650 and want to add a fz1 or equivalent the funds come.
 
2013-08-29 03:20:05 PM
Blonde In Peril Stop Goat Butts Head of Police Stop Bubonic Plague Rampaging In Countryside Stop Please Advise Stop
 
2013-08-29 04:13:57 PM

Gentoolive: Dingleberry Dickwad: Well that's one way to call attention to your ad.

Now to sit and wait for the inevitable flood of "Harley sucks" and "Donor Cycle" comments.

Good call, Harley's do suck and the riders are all posers..


My dad liked to own stuff he could work on for fun and hobby. I inherited his bike when he died of cancer. I wouldn't consider him a poser. :(
 
2013-08-29 05:11:23 PM

The Muthaship: Dingleberry Dickwad: Well that's one way to call attention to your ad.

Now to sit and wait for the inevitable flood of "Harley sucks" and "Donor Cycle" comments.

How about AMC sucks?  Is that fair?


These would like to have a word with you:

imageshack.us
 
2013-08-29 05:38:35 PM
 
2013-08-29 07:13:35 PM

The Muthaship: walkerhound: The Muthaship: How about AMC sucks?  Is that fair?

You shut your whore mouth.

I do like the Javelin.....

funny story, back in the day a friend of mine had a green & black original mark Donahue javelin. pretty sure it was a '69 with a 360 I know it was a four speed. man that thing was sweet. one day I noticed he had scratched the Mark Donahue stickers off, I asked why? he said because when people pulled up to him they always wanted to race. from what I understand he parked it in a pasture and that's where it sat.
/actually not really funny.
//still AMX ten times cooler
///pacer not so much
 
2013-08-29 07:24:14 PM
i1211.photobucket.com

Next time, man up and leave a woman bBEFORE farking another behind her back. Loser. I hope she takes every penny and your little dog too.
 
2013-08-29 07:35:18 PM
Jesus man. This is why, if you're gonna bang a chick on the side, you make sure she can't get pregnant.

/had a side chick for a while
// yes, she couldn't get pregnant
 
2013-08-29 10:15:06 PM
If I had only put 12K miles on a bike in ten years of ownership I'd sell it too.

/Current bike has over 19k miles in 14 months.
 
2013-08-30 12:05:21 AM

Ruthven13: Dingleberry Dickwad: Gentoolive: Dingleberry Dickwad: Well that's one way to call attention to your ad.

Now to sit and wait for the inevitable flood of "Harley sucks" and "Donor Cycle" comments.

Good call, Harley's do suck and the riders are all posers..

Jeez man at least give it an honest try instead of that half assed bullshiat. I mean really, "Harleys suck and their riders are all posers"? That's your scathing remark? At least try to hook people in, maybe do a CSB moment or someshiat. "I met a group of Harley riders at the local watering hole, and they were all rude and raped our dogs and beat our women in addition to drinking all the beer on tap at the place. They suck and I hope they all DIAF!" or something creative like that. I'll give you a 1/10 because there's sure to be at least 1 person that will respond in a more serious manner.

That sucks. I am not a Harley fan at all. Ridden a few and the only one I liked was the v rod. and want to add a fz1 or equivalent the funds come.




What color is the milk crate?

/obligatory
//former KLR rider too
 
2013-08-30 07:24:18 AM
Sounds like we are past FALCON PUNCH time.
 
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