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(USA Today)   Are your Cocks going to be smashed by some Heels? Will the Trojans break from the pounding by the Warriors? Is a Vandy - Ol' Miss game actually relevant? It's your thank God it's here opening night NCAA Football Thread   (usatoday.com) divider line 154
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2013-08-29 10:26:29 AM
sportige.com
 
2013-08-29 10:52:51 AM
FINALLY.

farm5.staticflickr.com

farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-08-29 10:53:18 AM
I find it highly unlikely that the Tarheels will even be competitive, much less stuff the Cocks tonight.  Even the ACC's "best" last year, fueled by an impassioned rivalry no less, couldn't muster much more than "not getting embarrassed" by USC last year.
 
2013-08-29 11:05:37 AM
HOTTY MF'in TODDY!

Yes, the Ole Miss-Vandy game is relevant for once.
 
2013-08-29 11:11:17 AM
I give you credit Subby, you got me to click on sports thread...that takes some doing.
 
2013-08-29 11:24:03 AM

elvisaintdead: [sportige.com image 594x696]


Hey man, that's NSFW!
 
2013-08-29 11:37:11 AM
Are your Cocks going to be smashed by some Heels?

www.b15u.com
 
2013-08-29 11:48:02 AM
Does the NC/SC game decide who takes the crown for craziest politics this year?
 
2013-08-29 12:33:14 PM

bdub77: Does the NC/SC game decide who takes the crown for craziest politics this year?


Ah the Derp Bowl. The winner will take hold of the prized Bachmann Taint Trophy.
 
2013-08-29 01:16:41 PM

Donnchadha: elvisaintdead: [sportige.com image 594x696]

Hey man, that's NSFW!


Nationally Supreme Football Woofer?

Absolutely!
 
2013-08-29 01:35:54 PM

elvisaintdead: Donnchadha: elvisaintdead: [sportige.com image 594x696]

Hey man, that's NSFW!

Nationally Supreme Football Woofer?

Absolutely!


You're not allowed to talk about anything coming from the Peach State around here....

/Also, doggy penis
 
2013-08-29 02:38:40 PM
It's spelled Ole Miss, subby.
 
2013-08-29 03:52:57 PM
blacksportsonline.com

/and derp
 
2013-08-29 05:07:49 PM
The Ole Miss - Vandy game is probably going to be the best game of the night

capstonereport.com

ANCHOR DOWN !!!!!
 
2013-08-29 05:12:30 PM

DanZero: Are your Cocks going to be smashed by some Heels?

[www.b15u.com image 300x300]


I had the same reaction. I have that reaction every time I'm google image searching something and somebody puts pictures of that confusing and painful sexual act in with otherwise benign things.
 
2013-08-29 05:17:16 PM
GO TO HELL OLE MISS!
 
2013-08-29 05:18:22 PM
ecocar.gatech.edu

Vad Lee time!
 
2013-08-29 05:22:47 PM
ROLL TIDE!!1!


/just cause no one else has said it
 
2013-08-29 05:23:23 PM
www.inbe.org

Our journey back to the top begins this weekend.
 
2013-08-29 05:27:23 PM

thank god it's back...

wrcb.images.worldnow.com


/no dog in these fights, but it'll do.
 
2013-08-29 05:28:45 PM

Tyrone Biggums: [www.inbe.org image 432x381]

Our journey back to the top begins this weekend.


What are you doing, having a fundraiser?
 
2013-08-29 05:32:08 PM
The best time of the year is finally here.  I love the NFL, NHL and MLB, but nothing comes close to college football.
 
2013-08-29 05:35:06 PM
Oh shiat, according to 506sports, the announcer for the GT - Elon game is farkin' Al Groh.  That's right, Al "GT football was the most unprofessional, divisive and negative environment in which I've ever been" Groh will be commenting on Paul Johnson.  Going to be awesome.
 
2013-08-29 05:39:13 PM
i250.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-29 05:40:11 PM
What the Hell, I don't have a CFB team but I'll watch until Saints backups start playing Dolphins backups.
 
2013-08-29 05:41:46 PM
The game to watch tonight is Utah vs Utah St.  Aside from the rivalry, the spread is only Utah -2.5.
 
2013-08-29 05:42:46 PM
FOOTBALL IS BACK!

i47.photobucket.com


We're gonna be mediocre at best in C-USA this year! WOOHOO!
 
2013-08-29 05:45:01 PM

neritz: [blacksportsonline.com image 600x450]

/and derp


i was in columbia  a few months back in the Five Points area, and there was a bumper sticker in every bar:  "He called me average. I called him an ambulance.  Jadeveon Clowney, [date]"


/re the Trojans game:  "I gotta let my jizz flow (gotta let my jizz flow) BILLY!!!!!"
//obscure?
 
2013-08-29 05:54:04 PM
i predict that karma will continue to levy sanctions against auburn for that whole cam newton thing.  and it will be wonderful
 
2013-08-29 05:54:26 PM
Can we just hand the trophy to Alabama and get on with the NBA season already? King James needs himself a threepeat.

\ducks
 
2013-08-29 06:02:03 PM
College Football Opening Night Quiz! Which is scarier: Jadeveon Clowney, a real clown, or Lou Holtz?
 
2013-08-29 06:02:44 PM
Football has begun!
 
2013-08-29 06:03:15 PM
Nice coverage by UNC.
 
2013-08-29 06:04:33 PM
DRAGON

TD SC
 
2013-08-29 06:04:42 PM
YAY LONG BALL!
 
2013-08-29 06:04:53 PM
Well, that was embarrassing.
 
2013-08-29 06:05:33 PM
Ok this one's out of reach.
 
2013-08-29 06:06:09 PM
north carolina scores 35 points today and clowney loses his heisman hype in week 1

/slightly less likely than kate upton going out on a date with me
 
2013-08-29 06:06:52 PM
Anyone know where a person might find SC/NC online? Other than ESPN, that is. Asking just out of curiosity for a friend.
 
2013-08-29 06:07:57 PM

star_topology: College Football Opening Night Quiz! Which is scarier: Jadeveon Clowney, a real clown, or Lou Holtz?


The answer is obvious. Lou Holtz dressed as a clown
 
2013-08-29 06:08:10 PM

animesucks: north carolina scores 35 points today and clowney loses his heisman hype in week 1

/slightly less likely than kate upton going out on a date with me


So what you're saying is UNC loses by 28?
 
2013-08-29 06:08:12 PM

animesucks: north carolina scores 35 points today and clowney loses his heisman hype in week 1

/slightly less likely than kate upton going out on a date with me


Popcorn Johnny?
 
2013-08-29 06:08:22 PM

star_topology: Jadeveon Clowney,


"they a reason, his name is what it is."

"What that for?"

"Cuh' he clowney!"
 
2013-08-29 06:08:24 PM

jdcgonzalez: Anyone know where a person might find SC/NC online? Other than ESPN, that is. Asking just out of curiosity for a friend.


One might check the firstrow...sports...dot.e.u.
 
2013-08-29 06:08:45 PM
 
2013-08-29 06:09:28 PM

jdcgonzalez: Anyone know where a person might find SC/NC online? Other than ESPN, that is. Asking just out of curiosity for a friend.


http://www.vipboxonline.eu/

Best streaming site around.
 
2013-08-29 06:09:46 PM
grfx.cstv.com

Gonna go on the road and beat Bowling Green tonight1
 
2013-08-29 06:09:53 PM

Aar1012: star_topology: College Football Opening Night Quiz! Which is scarier: Jadeveon Clowney, a real clown, or Lou Holtz?

The answer is obvious. Lou Holtz dressed as a clown


With a number 7 jersey on.
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-29 06:10:38 PM
I can't decide if I like or hate North Carolina's uniforms.
 
2013-08-29 06:10:54 PM
SHUT THE FARK UP ABOUT CLOWNEY UNTIL HE ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING!
 
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