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(Digital Spy)   Fox swears it hasn't mercy-killed Kris Jenner's talkshow for some reason   (digitalspy.com) divider line 32
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2013-08-29 11:00:10 AM  
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I've never had the urge to punch a woman in the face. Until now.
 
2013-08-29 11:04:22 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I've never had the urge to punch a woman in the face. Until now.


I think I'd like a chance to face fark her, I mean really brutally face fark her.
 
2013-08-29 11:15:41 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I've never had the urge to punch a woman in the face. Until now.

I think I'd like a chance to face fark her, I mean really brutally face fark her.


Why? What did she do?
 
2013-08-29 11:23:18 AM  

YoOjo: IdBeCrazyIf: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I've never had the urge to punch a woman in the face. Until now.

I think I'd like a chance to face fark her, I mean really brutally face fark her.

Why? What did she do?


Nothing, I just think the experience would be interesting and her prim and proper makes me think its a facade and she's a beast in the sack. It's the only thing that explains how hubby puts up with her shiat for so long.
 
2013-08-29 11:24:03 AM  

YoOjo: IdBeCrazyIf: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I've never had the urge to punch a woman in the face. Until now.

I think I'd like a chance to face fark her, I mean really brutally face fark her.

Why? What did she do?


Nothing. She does absolutely nothing useful.

And yet, she really believes this...

i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-29 11:26:26 AM  
Now they just need to mercy kill Kris Jenner.
 
2013-08-29 11:38:08 AM  

ScaryBottles: Now they just need to mercy kill Kris Jenner.


I think you mean Bruce.
 
2013-08-29 11:47:58 AM  

xoxo: ScaryBottles: Now they just need to mercy kill Kris Jenner.

I think you mean Bruce.


Why not both.gif

And all those ham wallets she's squeezed out.
 
2013-08-29 11:59:33 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I've never had the urge to punch a woman in the face. Until now.

I think I'd like a chance to face fark her, I mean really brutally face fark her.


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2013-08-29 11:59:56 AM  
I hate this family and anyone who likes them.

Cant they all just get lost in the bermuda triangle on vacation somewhere.
 
2013-08-29 12:03:28 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: YoOjo: IdBeCrazyIf: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I've never had the urge to punch a woman in the face. Until now.

I think I'd like a chance to face fark her, I mean really brutally face fark her.

Why? What did she do?

Nothing. She does absolutely nothing useful.

And yet, she really believes this...

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Oh, she thinks she's the Queen of faking everything.
She does look quite fake, so I can't argue with that part, but I can't join in the calls for her imminent violent poking. Calls for a violent poking can get a man in trouble with internet cops.
 
2013-08-29 12:03:39 PM  
I've never seen any show that involves Kris Jenner, but I imagine she has all the charisma and charm of any mother who rides the coattails of her child.
 
2013-08-29 12:10:46 PM  
I firmly believe that if there was a valid reason for terrorists to hate the USA, that family might be it.
 
2013-08-29 12:14:29 PM  
the Queen of farking everything is not parsed right.. should be   Queen of "farking everything"
 
2013-08-29 12:30:26 PM  
The only reason this woman has a TV show to begin with is because she let Brandy's little brother pee on her daughter while someone was filming it.  It takes an incredibly twisted mind to want to make bank off your child being used as a toilet.
 
2013-08-29 12:37:48 PM  

mentallo69: I hate this family and anyone who likes them.

Cant they all just get lost in the bermuda triangle on vacation somewhere.


My hatred for all who like them is tempered by the fact that my daughter is one of them.

I'm so conflicted.
 
2013-08-29 12:37:53 PM  

Coco LaFemme: The only reason this woman has a TV show to begin with is because she let Brandy's little brother pee on her daughter while someone was filming it.  It takes an incredibly twisted mind to want to make bank off your child being used as a toilet.


Imagine that story one day.

Grandkid:Grandma how did we get to be famous?

Kris:............
 
2013-08-29 12:40:39 PM  

Coco LaFemme: The only reason this woman has a TV show to begin with is because she let Brandy's little brother pee on her daughter while someone was filming it.  It takes an incredibly twisted mind to want to make bank off your child being used as a toilet.


Hence the brutal face farking, you know she'd like it
 
2013-08-29 12:43:57 PM  

Coco LaFemme: The only reason this woman has a TV show to begin with is because she let Brandy's little brother pee on her daughter while someone was filming it.  It takes an incredibly twisted mind to want to make bank off your child being used as a toilet.


I think you're minimizing the role OJ played in all this.
 
2013-08-29 01:26:06 PM  
She already did the Kanye West interview and they showed the most precious snowflake ever.. Where can she go from there? That's the only reason anyone who cares was tuning in anyway. God, why are there people who even care about that?
 
2013-08-29 01:26:45 PM  
biatch looks like a shaved monkey.
 
2013-08-29 02:01:42 PM  
The Kardashians are a cornerstone of American family values.  I for one welcome the apocalypse that is surely around the corner due to this fact.
 
2013-08-29 02:04:26 PM  
There is a special place in hell for anyone who gives two shiats about the baby from conceded asshat and big ass AW.
 
2013-08-29 02:09:06 PM  

milkyshirt: biatch looks like a shaved monkey.


Waxed. Note the polished-looking sheen. Reminiscent of Davis Gest.
 
2013-08-29 02:09:42 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I've never had the urge to punch a woman in the face. Until now.

I think I'd like a chance to face fark her, I mean really brutally face fark her.


I would.
 
2013-08-29 02:09:47 PM  
DaviD Gest.
Dammit.
 
2013-08-29 02:45:46 PM  
If only Fox would mercy-kill her...
 
2013-08-29 02:50:19 PM  
It must have taken a round of bjs to get the show on the air, the Fox execs are looking for another round to keep it on the air.
 
2013-08-29 04:51:12 PM  

Archimedes' Principal: I've never seen any show that involves Kris Jenner, but I imagine she has all the charisma and charm of any mother who rides the coattails of her child.


Coattails? She's the farking matriarch of this shiat. She runs her family's careers like a fiefdom. She's the one that urged Kim to make a sex tape in the first place and release it to the public. She's a socialite through and through and she loves the spotlight. She's not going away so long as a camera is near by.
 
2013-08-29 06:46:59 PM  

Ishkur: Archimedes' Principal: I've never seen any show that involves Kris Jenner, but I imagine she has all the charisma and charm of any mother who rides the coattails of her child.

Coattails? She's the farking matriarch of this shiat. She runs her family's careers like a fiefdom. She's the one that urged Kim to make a sex tape in the first place and release it to the public. She's a socialite through and through and she loves the spotlight. She's not going away so long as a camera is near by.


I had no idea that she is the one responsible for inflicting this s#it-stain on America. Now that I know, I will continue with my indifference.
 
2013-08-29 07:09:35 PM  
I just want to see her nekkid.......sorry, for an old hag I would still fark the shiat out of her
 
2013-08-29 08:25:37 PM  
She's the worst of the Klan.
 
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