SmackLT: Dear NYPost editor: Fark you very much for posting quite possibly the only picture of Susan Boyle in existence that prominently shows her nipple outlines from her saggy, dilapidated breasts. That was the first goddamned thing I saw as I was about to eat breakfast.May a thousand angry wasps invade your rectum.
SmackLT: Dear NYPost editor: May a thousand angry Aficanized wasps invade your rectum.
wellreadneck: Well, does she?
puckrock2000: Also, can you really get a cerebral hemorrhage from someone calling you fat?/not a Dr. but I play one on FARK
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Cybernetic: puckrock2000: Also, can you really get a cerebral hemorrhage from someone calling you fat?/not a Dr. but I play one on FARKI'm wondering the same thing. I suppose, in theory, that increased stress could lead to high blood pressure, which could increase the chance of having a stroke. But I think that showing a direct link between the two would be a problem.
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