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(NPR)   Area man starts fake newspaper to sell pizza coupons. Happy 25th anniversary to The Onion, America's finest news source   (npr.org) divider line 34
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2013-08-29 09:31:00 AM  
4 votes:
My favorite Onion headline:

'Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off on Technicality'
2013-08-29 09:19:59 AM  
4 votes:
T-ball stand pitches perfect game at special olympics
2013-08-29 08:53:16 AM  
4 votes:
My all-time favorite:

iranian.com
2013-08-29 09:55:52 AM  
3 votes:
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
2013-08-29 09:34:46 AM  
3 votes:
Another contender for most accurate article

Keep shining, you crazy diamond.

/The A.V. Club is some of the sharpest art criticism around
2013-08-29 09:19:44 AM  
3 votes:
Unlimited free pizza*

Free pizza oven with purchase of a small coke*

Buy one pizza, get one franchise free*

*coupons not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations
2013-08-29 09:12:27 AM  
3 votes:
Supreme Court Overturns Car


/salute
2013-08-29 09:10:33 AM  
3 votes:
My favourite. The plane just makes the whole thing.


Clinton Deploys Very Special Forces To Iraq
media.theonion.com
2013-08-29 01:41:44 PM  
2 votes:
2013-08-29 09:02:22 AM  
2 votes:
The newspaper from my area is superior to the newspaper in your area.
2013-08-29 08:50:22 AM  
2 votes:
o.onionstatic.com

R.I.P. H-Dog
2013-08-29 08:49:15 AM  
2 votes:

Jim from Saint Paul: 1. This is the most accurate video they have ever done.


This was the most accurate article
2013-08-29 08:41:36 AM  
2 votes:
I've watched CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, MSNBC & Foxnews for a decade. I know fake news.
2013-08-29 10:41:38 PM  
1 votes:
Not everything from the print editions made it online.
i43.tinypic.com
2013-08-29 04:03:41 PM  
1 votes:
Back in the late '80s, the local Domino's Pizza took competitors coupons. A buddy and used Printshop to create Thor's Pizza and Axl's Pizza. 2 Large & 2 liter soda for $5. Idiots took them every time.
2013-08-29 01:29:21 PM  
1 votes:
2013-08-29 01:22:27 PM  
1 votes:
2013-08-29 01:03:37 PM  
1 votes:
2013-08-29 12:28:36 PM  
1 votes:
humanistsforlabour.typepad.com
mjg
2013-08-29 12:17:00 PM  
1 votes:
2013-08-29 11:57:10 AM  
1 votes:

theknuckler_33: [o.onionstatic.com image 90x120]

R.I.P. H-Dog


Mourn ya til I join ya.

/accounts payabo represent!
2013-08-29 11:41:29 AM  
1 votes:
These are great. I don't know why, but I've always been partial to "Nation's Dentists Can't Make Teeth Any Damn Whiter."
2013-08-29 11:20:44 AM  
1 votes:
i238.photobucket.com

o.onionstatic.com
2013-08-29 10:42:18 AM  
1 votes:
God Answers Prayers of Dying Little Boy
"No," God says.
2013-08-29 10:31:52 AM  
1 votes:
2013-08-29 10:21:34 AM  
1 votes:

Repo Man: Study: Children Of Divorce Twice As Likely To Write Bad Poetry


"The Purple Lake of Desolation" is comedy gold.
2013-08-29 10:18:35 AM  
1 votes:
2013-08-29 10:16:29 AM  
1 votes:
I Think I'll Drive The Kids Up To The State Park To See This 'Glory Hole'

How did I hear about the Glory Hole? Well, when I took Skipper to get his nails clipped, I overheard one of the groomers talking about it to Don, who had his poodle in for a shampoo. The groomer said the Glory Hole was "mind-blowing," and Don said he was definitely going to check it out. When I asked them about it, they clammed up. They always seem to be clued-in to the newest restaurants and art museums, so I'll bet they wanted to keep the Glory Hole a secret. Well, for once, the McTaggerts are in the know!
2013-08-29 09:40:52 AM  
1 votes:
Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People
2013-08-29 09:05:33 AM  
1 votes:
o.onionstatic.com
2013-08-29 08:53:19 AM  
1 votes:
2013-08-29 08:52:29 AM  
1 votes:
My favorite Onion image -
www.tarfumes.com
/hot
2013-08-29 08:50:22 AM  
1 votes:
qph.is.quoracdn.net
2013-08-29 08:49:12 AM  
1 votes:
"Drugs Win Drug War"

Are they a wizard?
 
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