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(Daily Mail)   Funeral interrupted by a voice from the clouds   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 27
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2013-08-29 08:03:08 AM
Why would a tannoy announcement to the cabin crew be transmitted by radio? A call to ATC would be more likely. Unless the pilot pressed the wrong button by mistake.

/Did the volume go up to eleven?
//Hardly obscure.
 
2013-08-29 08:10:54 AM
i2.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-29 08:49:01 AM
Was it him?
i522.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-29 09:15:49 AM
It's stuff like this that makes me think for a moment...maybe there is a God after all.

/naah
 
2013-08-29 09:23:28 AM
This reminds me to record a message to be played from my coffin during the most solemn portion of my funeral, perhaps the Old Man from the cart scene in Holy Grail.

/I'm not dead...
 
2013-08-29 09:23:29 AM
I'd probably attend more funerals if their was a first class section that distributed hot towels, cheese and cracker assortments, and wine.

Actually that sounds like first class communion.
 
2013-08-29 09:23:51 AM
Please stay in your seats until the coffin comes to a full stop...
 
2013-08-29 09:24:13 AM

Ennuipoet: This reminds me to record a message to be played from my coffin during the most solemn portion of my funeral, perhaps the Old Man from the cart scene in Holy Grail.

/I'm not dead...


I'm stealing that.
 
2013-08-29 09:29:29 AM

Ennuipoet: This reminds me to record a message to be played from my coffin during the most solemn portion of my funeral, perhaps the Old Man from the cart scene in Holy Grail.

/I'm not dead...


I need more coffee, I thought you said fart scene and immediately thought of Blazing Saddles.
 
2013-08-29 09:39:53 AM

Tom_Slick: I need more coffee, I thought you said fart scene and immediately thought of Blazing Saddles.


That would be amusing as well!
 
2013-08-29 09:45:32 AM

Ennuipoet: Tom_Slick: I need more coffee, I thought you said fart scene and immediately thought of Blazing Saddles.

That would be amusing as well!


I just remembered the ultimate after death fart joke

www3.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-08-29 10:02:02 AM
And from now on, stop playing with yourself.
 
2013-08-29 10:02:15 AM
I hope my wake turns riot and the voice from the clouds will be a police helicopter ordering the mourners to disperse. Tear gas and rubber bullets.
 
2013-08-29 10:04:58 AM
I have really, really old speakers attached to my TV. I think my dad bought them at a garage sale in the 70's. One day a couple years ago one of them started hissing a little in the middle of the night when the TV was off. I went to see if there was a loose wire inside, and suddenly a male voice started coming from it. It was all garbled and sounded frankly demonic. Scared the shiat out of me. I backed up and it stopped.

Occasionally over the next several weeks, it would make the same voice when you walked by. Eventually, I figured out one my neighbors was using a ham radio (or something) and something about the vibrations when you walked past the speaker jiggled the wire just right to pick it up. But for a couple of weeks there, I thought my house was a little bit haunted.
 
2013-08-29 10:07:35 AM
STOP GROVELING!!
 
2013-08-29 10:08:05 AM
"Kent... this is god speaking. Have you been playing with yourself?"
 
2013-08-29 10:10:05 AM
"He's not dead.  He's mostly dead!"
 
2013-08-29 10:13:39 AM
I need to know the details... like, the exact frequency, and the kind of radio equipment I need to buy. I'm also curious if this could work at other churches, sports stadiums, and other facilites.
 
2013-08-29 10:14:13 AM

wildcardjack: I hope my wake turns riot and the voice from the clouds will be a police helicopter ordering the mourners to disperse. Tear gas and rubber bullets.


I went to Michigan State. I am well trained in rioting/tear gas consumption/mourner dispersal.

Apparently I've been training for your wake. I await the announcement.
 
2013-08-29 10:55:10 AM

Nabb1: [i2.photobucket.com image 400x220]


Done in two.
 
2013-08-29 11:01:53 AM
Back in the days when ham radios and scanners were more the norm, I used to pick up all kinds of stuff through my guitar amp.  Something like, the chord from the guitar was acting like an anteana.   It was really funny to hear what I could only equate to Radio Free Guam coming through my speaker.

In any case...  I would only hope my funeral gets as many laughs as this dude's did.  And being and Irishman, I'm sure he would have rather had it that way too.
 
2013-08-29 11:26:09 AM
I want my funeral to involve drunk horses and ample-chested nude women with cans of spray cheese celebrating in a large champagne fountain.
 
2013-08-29 12:27:47 PM
Similar CSS...

My uncle was a music nut, and loved Queen.  At his funeral, he wanted to have "We are the Champions" played, which we were happy to comply with.  The only problem?  The funeral home staff didn't turn the CD off in time, and the first few bars of "Another One Bites the Dust" came on.

/Still have a coffee brandy and milk every year on your birthday, Uncle Carl!
 
2013-08-29 12:42:49 PM

strangeluck: I want my funeral to involve drunk horses and ample-chested nude women with cans of spray cheese celebrating in a large champagne fountain.


Also, I want a guy in a grim reaper outfit to just very quietly stand in the back of the room and scribble in a notebook like he's writing down people's names, ocassionly pointing his pencil at people.
 
2013-08-29 02:02:25 PM
It totally interrupted the solemn rendition of Sex Farm.
 
2013-08-29 02:10:24 PM
"People of Earth, your attention please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the
Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the
plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the
building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and,
regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process
will take slightly less that two of your Earth minutes. Thank you."
 
2013-08-29 02:23:28 PM

strangeluck: I want my funeral to involve drunk horses and ample-chested nude women with cans of spray cheese celebrating in a large champagne fountain.


Do we have to wait, or would you prefer your wake this weekend so you can also enjoy it?
 
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