Ennuipoet: This reminds me to record a message to be played from my coffin during the most solemn portion of my funeral, perhaps the Old Man from the cart scene in Holy Grail./I'm not dead...
Tom_Slick: I need more coffee, I thought you said fart scene and immediately thought of Blazing Saddles.
Ennuipoet: Tom_Slick: I need more coffee, I thought you said fart scene and immediately thought of Blazing Saddles.That would be amusing as well!
wildcardjack: I hope my wake turns riot and the voice from the clouds will be a police helicopter ordering the mourners to disperse. Tear gas and rubber bullets.
Nabb1: [i2.photobucket.com image 400x220]
strangeluck: I want my funeral to involve drunk horses and ample-chested nude women with cans of spray cheese celebrating in a large champagne fountain.
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