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(Chosun (Korea))   Selling self-made pr0n in Best Korea? That's a shooting, even if your ex-boyfriend is Kim Jong-Un   (english.chosun.com) divider line 19
    More: Scary, Kim Jong, firing squads, guilt by associations, political dissidents, Disney characters  
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9735 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Aug 2013 at 8:37 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-29 08:23:07 AM  
4 votes:
I hope this doesn't sour his friendship with Dennis Rodman.
2013-08-29 09:03:15 AM  
3 votes:
Yeah but the money shot was to die for.
2013-08-29 09:46:55 AM  
2 votes:
That is one angry inch.
2013-08-29 09:37:13 AM  
2 votes:
Excellent Horse-Like Woman sent to glue factory.

/aisle seat please
2013-08-29 09:18:17 AM  
2 votes:
Pyongyang gang bang would make a great title for a movie.
2013-08-29 12:24:58 PM  
1 votes:

Endive Wombat: I am shocked that more hasn't been done by the West to deal with the massive humanitarian crisis that is NK.

My guess is that we/the West is waiting for the Norks to do something profoundly stupid like lob a bomb at Japan, and then we can finally justify severe military action.


At the rate things are going with chronic malnutrition, each new generation is becoming a  more stunted, more withered version of the one before.

By 2075, Best Koreans will either become a race of Morlocks or extinct.
2013-08-29 11:04:46 AM  
1 votes:

Neighborhood Watch: That's communism, kiddo - every progressive's idea of 'progress'.

www.plognark.com

But at least it's fun to laugh at you, so you're not a complete waste of oxygen.
2013-08-29 10:25:44 AM  
1 votes:
Hmm they gun down pop stars for violating "pornography" rules over there?   Anybody think we can convince Miley Cyrus to launch a North Korean Tour?
2013-08-29 09:34:15 AM  
1 votes:
She prolly stuck a finger in his pooper and he liked it
2013-08-29 09:32:23 AM  
1 votes:
I'm kinda surprised that breaking up with lil' Kim isn't already grounds for execution.

Or maybe it is, and just takes a while to get the paperwork completed.
2013-08-29 09:16:34 AM  
1 votes:

Neighborhood Watch: Headso: that's the worst part, you must live in constant terror of a family member making a bad decision or trying to escape the country. Being killed is probably a better fate than those prison camps based on the descriptions I've read...


That's communism, kiddo - every progressive's idea of 'progress'.


/it takes a lot of secret police and gulags to achieve REAL social justice


THANKS FARTBONGO!
2013-08-29 09:15:52 AM  
1 votes:
le petit mort
2013-08-29 09:09:07 AM  
1 votes:
Anyone found a link to the Pr0n yet?

// This is Fark after all .........
2013-08-29 09:02:49 AM  
1 votes:

WGJ: FTFA:  "They were executed with machine guns while the key members of the Unhasu Orchestra, Wangjaesan Light Band and Moranbong Band as well as the families of the victims looked on," the source said.

Who were the victims???


Me of course.
2013-08-29 09:01:47 AM  
1 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: I think its important to note that they were part of a drama club and filmed themselves having sex together, which just reiterates my universal theory that drama club people get the most sex.

Take note kids


I don't know what your high school was like but there was a very clear line between the drama club and the good looking, socially well adjusted people who also participated in theatrical productions in the school's I've worked at. Even the marching band kids looked down on them.
2013-08-29 09:01:45 AM  
1 votes:
So...fattie Kim is into snuff films?
2013-08-29 08:52:21 AM  
1 votes:
To be fair, everything's a shootin in Best Korea.
2013-08-29 08:51:23 AM  
1 votes:
I think its important to note that they were part of a drama club and filmed themselves having sex together, which just reiterates my universal theory that drama club people get the most sex.

Take note kids
2013-08-29 08:09:10 AM  
1 votes:
"That's a shooting, even especially if your ex-boyfriend is Kim Jong-Un"

FTFY.
 
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