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(Chosun (Korea))   Selling self-made pr0n in Best Korea? That's a shooting, even if your ex-boyfriend is Kim Jong-Un   (english.chosun.com) divider line 119
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2013-08-29 09:32:23 AM
I'm kinda surprised that breaking up with lil' Kim isn't already grounds for execution.

Or maybe it is, and just takes a while to get the paperwork completed.
 
2013-08-29 09:34:15 AM
She prolly stuck a finger in his pooper and he liked it
 
2013-08-29 09:34:36 AM

runescorpio: Random Anonymous Blackmail: I guess what surprises me is that there are still Beta Max video cameras working.

Beta Korea Max video players are state of the art

of the state.

More like it.
 
2013-08-29 09:37:13 AM
Excellent Horse-Like Woman sent to glue factory.

/aisle seat please
 
2013-08-29 09:38:05 AM
...........and still no link to the sex tape.  Farkers, I am dissapoint.
 
2013-08-29 09:41:47 AM

orclover: ...........and still no link to the sex tape.  Farkers, I am dissapoint.


No your not trust me. They have been so repressed for so long the only outlet the north has is to come up with sex acts that will make the Germans say what the fark is wrong with you
 
2013-08-29 09:46:55 AM
That is one angry inch.
 
2013-08-29 09:50:06 AM

Nabb1: I hope this doesn't sour his friendship with Dennis Rodman.


Or Tracy Jordan...

drinian.org
 
2013-08-29 09:53:22 AM
I'd much rather see the North Korean regime brought down than the Syrian.
 
2013-08-29 09:53:50 AM
He's got a ways to go before he levels up to Stalin status but there's time, he's young.
 
2013-08-29 09:54:18 AM
Machine gun execution is a great leap forward in humanitarian terms. Could've been worse, could've been execution by mortar fire.

Pro-tip: when watching your loved ones being gunned down by Best Korean firing squad, tis' best not to show any emotion... May gain you some brownie points in subsequent "re-education" camp.
 
2013-08-29 09:56:01 AM

cardex: orclover: ...........and still no link to the sex tape.  Farkers, I am dissapoint.

No your not trust me. They have been so repressed for so long the only outlet the north has is to come up with sex acts that will make the Germans say what the fark is wrong with you


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-29 09:56:30 AM
And the band played aaaghhhhh!!

Worst place on earth. Hope to see the revolt in my lifetime.
 
2013-08-29 09:56:42 AM

phrawgh: Neighborhood Watch: Headso: that's the worst part, you must live in constant terror of a family member making a bad decision or trying to escape the country. Being killed is probably a better fate than those prison camps based on the descriptions I've read...


That's communism, kiddo - every progressive's idea of 'progress'.


/it takes a lot of secret police and gulags to achieve REAL social justice

Actually it's is much more like a theocratic dictatorship. The Kim's are held up as, and revered, as near to gods as one can imagine (think pharaohs).

That's religion kiddo - every conservatives idea of 'paradise'.

/I think the money even has "In Kim We Trust" on it.
//They basically pray to Kim in school every morning.


Totalitarian, not theocratic. 0/10
 
2013-08-29 09:58:46 AM
 
2013-08-29 10:04:34 AM

Tatterdemalian: phrawgh: Neighborhood Watch: Headso: that's the worst part, you must live in constant terror of a family member making a bad decision or trying to escape the country. Being killed is probably a better fate than those prison camps based on the descriptions I've read...


That's communism, kiddo - every progressive's idea of 'progress'.


/it takes a lot of secret police and gulags to achieve REAL social justice

Actually it's is much more like a theocratic dictatorship. The Kim's are held up as, and revered, as near to gods as one can imagine (think pharaohs).

That's religion kiddo - every conservatives idea of 'paradise'.

/I think the money even has "In Kim We Trust" on it.
//They basically pray to Kim in school every morning.

Totalitarian, not theocratic. 0/10


I hope you didn't like his post because you are religious
 
2013-08-29 10:07:38 AM

Neighborhood Watch: every progressive's idea of 'progress'


What??
 
2013-08-29 10:17:51 AM
I don't know what would be a worse fate; being a female in Afghanistan or an anyone in Best Korea.
 
2013-08-29 10:17:55 AM

shastacola: Neighborhood Watch: every progressive's idea of 'progress'

What??


He's just pulling a Fark Independentmove; injecting his retarded view of American politics into everything and anything because he's such a bore. He's like a internet version of your crazy Uncle who FWD:FWD:FWDs everything.
 
2013-08-29 10:24:32 AM

ristst: Guilt by association.

Nice.

/translation:  Wow.  Just wow.
//wonder how much of that population would love to slow-roast the little butterball over a nice campfire?


It's a brilliant way to snuff out dissent and rebellion.  !0 many people are brave enough to risk death to fight for something they believe in,  Far less people are willing to risk the lives of their children and spouses in such a fight (thus conscience doth make cowards of us all) , and even if they WERE the fact that your spouses, children etc know they will bear the consequences of your misdeeds they are much more likely to turn you in before you do something bad, meaning there is literally NO ONE you can trust when trying to put together a conspiracy
 
2013-08-29 10:25:44 AM
Hmm they gun down pop stars for violating "pornography" rules over there?   Anybody think we can convince Miley Cyrus to launch a North Korean Tour?
 
2013-08-29 10:25:52 AM

CujoQuarrel: Anyone found a link to the Pr0n yet?

// This is Fark after all .........


I was wondering the same thing.
 
2013-08-29 10:32:26 AM

LewDux: Tatterdemalian: Totalitarian, not theocratic. 0/10

I hope you didn't like his post because you are religious


Sorry, did the fact that words have meanings shoot down your favorite leap of troll logic in mid-flight?

/grumpycatgood.jpg
//go ahead and assume I'm religious, assumptions are what power FARK after all
 
2013-08-29 10:33:26 AM
Well, got to give NK some credit. Their justice system is swift.
 
2013-08-29 10:38:25 AM

Tatterdemalian: phrawgh: Actually it's is much more like a theocratic dictatorship. The Kim's are held up as, and revered, as near to gods as one can imagine (think pharaohs).

That's religion kiddo - every conservatives idea of 'paradise'.

/I think the money even has "In Kim We Trust" on it.
//They basically pray to Kim in school every morning.

Totalitarian, not theocratic. 0/10


No relevant difference.  The Kim family has a literal religious mythology built around it.  Kim Jong-Il's birth was heralded by great miracles and magic.  His dad is called "Eternal Leader" because he's still in charge, ruling from the heavens.
 
2013-08-29 10:39:55 AM
Have a friend who was stationed in SK, and he talked about the demilitarized zone and how the Best Korean soldiers would stare at US servicemen with pure hate in their eyes.  He said it was palpable...they would glare with utter hatred.

Obviously some extremely effective rhetoric being spoon fed to the masses from a very early age.
 
2013-08-29 10:41:22 AM
Kim Jong-un's ex-girlfriend was among a dozen well-known North Korean performers who were executed by firing squad on Aug. 20

upload.wikimedia.org

Pff, noob... come back when you've offed a few more.
 
2013-08-29 10:54:50 AM

cardex: Name 3 reality tv stars that should not be lined up and shot


Hmm.

The cute, kinda-dumb-but-sweet miniature eskimo on that show about a mom-and-pop "airline" in Alaska?  Maybe the big-boobed broad who used to be on that stabbiness-inducing Idiots Buy Their First House show from Canda?  Ummm... the too-perky nymph from Vacation Places You'll Never Be Able To Afford maybe gets a pass for being on Bourdain's show in a gloriously self-aware and self-deprecating way?

/ someone had to try
 
2013-08-29 10:55:16 AM

Neighborhood Watch: Nabb1: I hope this doesn't sour his friendship with Dennis Rodman.


Exactly what I was thinking...


I thought Rodman was the one selling the sex tape with his ex-boyfriend Kim Jong-Un.
 
2013-08-29 11:04:46 AM

Neighborhood Watch: That's communism, kiddo - every progressive's idea of 'progress'.

www.plognark.com

But at least it's fun to laugh at you, so you're not a complete waste of oxygen.
 
2013-08-29 11:15:15 AM

SFSailor: cardex: Name 3 reality tv stars that should not be lined up and shot

Hmm.

The cute, kinda-dumb-but-sweet miniature eskimo on that show about a mom-and-pop "airline" in Alaska

/ someone had to try


You mean Era Alaska, from the show "Flying Wild Alaska"?  I wouldn't put "airline" in quotes.  It has something like 80 planes and services almost 100 towns and villages.  It may not be Alaska Airlines, but it's a pretty decent setup, and has fairly solid facilities.  Way bigger than the "airline" I flew for up in Fairbanks.  We had 4 planes, 6 pilots/mechanics/cargo haulers, the owner's wife and daughter were our secretaries/accountants, and we served about 25 villages and small towns, and ran researchers and oil employees out into the bush.
 
2013-08-29 11:15:46 AM

SFSailor: cardex: Name 3 reality tv stars that should not be lined up and shot

Hmm.

The cute, kinda-dumb-but-sweet miniature eskimo on that show about a mom-and-pop "airline" in Alaska?  Maybe the big-boobed broad who used to be on that stabbiness-inducing Idiots Buy Their First House show from Canda?  Ummm... the too-perky nymph from Vacation Places You'll Never Be Able To Afford maybe gets a pass for being on Bourdain's show in a gloriously self-aware and self-deprecating way?

/ someone had to try


The entire "Real Housewives" cast.
 
2013-08-29 11:16:45 AM

big pig peaches: SFSailor: cardex: Name 3 reality tv stars that should not be lined up and shot

Hmm.

The cute, kinda-dumb-but-sweet miniature eskimo on that show about a mom-and-pop "airline" in Alaska?  Maybe the big-boobed broad who used to be on that stabbiness-inducing Idiots Buy Their First House show from Canda?  Ummm... the too-perky nymph from Vacation Places You'll Never Be Able To Afford maybe gets a pass for being on Bourdain's show in a gloriously self-aware and self-deprecating way?

/ someone had to try

The entire "Real Housewives" cast.


Sorry missed the "not". Please reload.
 
2013-08-29 11:18:10 AM

ristst: Have a friend who was stationed in SK, and he talked about the demilitarized zone and how the Best Korean soldiers would stare at US servicemen with pure hate in their eyes.  He said it was palpable...they would glare with utter hatred.

Obviously some extremely effective rhetoric being spoon fed to the masses from a very early age.


Just smile and wave....and then break out a huge sandwich and eat it like a glutton having an orgasm in full view of as many of them as possible.  MmmmMmmmm, dont you wish you had food too?
 
2013-08-29 11:43:00 AM

TV's Vinnie: I don't know what would be a worse fate; being a female in Afghanistan or an anyone in Best Korea.


Anyone in Best Korea.

At least you'd have better hope of escaping Afghanistan. :(
 
2013-08-29 11:44:06 AM
I am shocked that more hasn't been done by the West to deal with the massive humanitarian crisis that is NK.

My guess is that we/the West is waiting for the Norks to do something profoundly stupid like lob a bomb at Japan, and then we can finally justify severe military action.
 
2013-08-29 11:51:22 AM
Here's some of the band's music:

Wangjaesan Light Music Band - Bellows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZWIWgqvKmw

Best Korea is a strange, strange place.  Though I will admit, these guys were great when they did the song at the end of  Scooby Doo.
 
2013-08-29 12:02:56 PM
Anastacya:   chrylis: Given the mention of finding Bibles among their possessions and making the families watch the executions, it sounds like somebody decided to clean out some potential religious and/or political dissidents and make it clear to the families to toe the line.

Nah, they keep a crate of those things around to plant. Kim Il Sung dictated that three generations of a family should be purged. They keep enough "evidence" around to make sure that they can get everyone who pisses them off.



The idea that a bunch of folks made a porno tape for sale in a country as conservative and isolated as DPRK sounds real unlikely. This is the country that prosecutes you if they catch you with a bootleg copy of a South Korean soap opera.

My money is on some of these folks being Christian converts and maybe it was spreading amongst their little social circle.... South Korean missionaries are active in that area.  Or it was a political crime of sorts - plans for defection, too many critical comments made about the regime, or even being too visible.

This is just a salicious made-up crime to make them even look worse in the eyes of the masses.
 
2013-08-29 12:07:18 PM

Neighborhood Watch: Headso: that's the worst part, you must live in constant terror of a family member making a bad decision or trying to escape the country. Being killed is probably a better fate than those prison camps based on the descriptions I've read...


That's communism, kiddo - every progressive's idea of 'progress'.


/it takes a lot of secret police and gulags to achieve REAL social justice


Do you ever get tired of hearing yourself being stupid?
 
2013-08-29 12:09:00 PM
New boss....eh you know the drill.
 
2013-08-29 12:11:55 PM

ristst: Have a friend who was stationed in SK, and he talked about the demilitarized zone and how the Best Korean soldiers would stare at US servicemen with pure hate in their eyes.  He said it was palpable...they would glare with utter hatred.

Obviously some extremely effective rhetoric being spoon fed to the masses from a very early age.


Best Koreans are indoctrinated with the idea of NK 'purity' as something to be revered and protected. It's part of the isolationist mindset. Outsiders must be kept out lest they dilute our superior, pure race. To the average NK citizen, any outsider, even South Koreans, Japanese, etc. not to mention the evil US and other western nations would bring down the utopia that is Best Korea.
 
2013-08-29 12:21:38 PM
Key fact: Kim Jong-un's wife was a member of the same band. Paybacks are a biatch in Best Korea I guess.
 
2013-08-29 12:22:46 PM

cardex: oouter: I know a few reality tv stars that should go pay Kim a visit...

Name 3 reality tv stars that should not be lined up and shot


I'll name you 5.
Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan.
 
2013-08-29 12:24:58 PM

Endive Wombat: I am shocked that more hasn't been done by the West to deal with the massive humanitarian crisis that is NK.

My guess is that we/the West is waiting for the Norks to do something profoundly stupid like lob a bomb at Japan, and then we can finally justify severe military action.


At the rate things are going with chronic malnutrition, each new generation is becoming a  more stunted, more withered version of the one before.

By 2075, Best Koreans will either become a race of Morlocks or extinct.
 
2013-08-29 12:25:55 PM

whither_apophis: Key fact: Kim Jong-un's wife was a member of the same band. Paybacks are a biatch in Best Korea I guess.


Woooow. That makes it even more depressing.
 
2013-08-29 12:36:55 PM

ristst: Have a friend who was stationed in SK, and he talked about the demilitarized zone and how the Best Korean soldiers would stare at US servicemen with pure hate in their eyes.  He said it was palpable...they would glare with utter hatred.

Obviously some extremely effective rhetoric being spoon fed to the masses from a very early age.


Sorry Norks. I can't see you hating me while I'm eating this delicious Whopper on this side of the border. Mmmmmmmm!

And see this? It's called "Ketchup"? Ever seen ketchup. It's made from to-ma-toes. Ever seen a  tomato?

puu.sh

But anyway, the Norks have been running a cartoon series that's been ongoing since the freaking 1960's (and you thought George R.R. Martin was glacial with his books) called "Squirrel and Hedgehog", where the brave hedgehogs, squirrels, and ducks defend their Marxist Paradise against the Imperialist army of wolves, weasels, rats, and foxes. Check it out on You Tube. There's even Rule 34 art dedicated to one of the evil female villains of the series, known outside of Norkland as "Lt. Fox Vixen".

ts3.mm.bing.netts1.mm.bing.net
 
2013-08-29 12:40:09 PM

wherenow: ristst: Have a friend who was stationed in SK, and he talked about the demilitarized zone and how the Best Korean soldiers would stare at US servicemen with pure hate in their eyes.  He said it was palpable...they would glare with utter hatred.

Obviously some extremely effective rhetoric being spoon fed to the masses from a very early age.

Best Koreans are indoctrinated with the idea of NK 'purity' as something to be revered and protected. It's part of the isolationist mindset. Outsiders must be kept out lest they dilute our superior, pure race. To the average NK citizen, any outsider, even South Koreans, Japanese, etc. not to mention the evil US and other western nations would bring down the utopia that is Best Korea.


In fairness that's a South Korean viewpoint too.
 
2013-08-29 12:46:14 PM

TV's Vinnie: ristst: Have a friend who was stationed in SK, and he talked about the demilitarized zone and how the Best Korean soldiers would stare at US servicemen with pure hate in their eyes.  He said it was palpable...they would glare with utter hatred.

Obviously some extremely effective rhetoric being spoon fed to the masses from a very early age.

Sorry Norks. I can't see you hating me while I'm eating this delicious Whopper on this side of the border. Mmmmmmmm!

And see this? It's called "Ketchup"? Ever seen ketchup. It's made from to-ma-toes. Ever seen a  tomato?



But anyway, the Norks have been running a cartoon series that's been ongoing since the freaking 1960's (and you thought George R.R. Martin was glacial with his books) called "Squirrel and Hedgehog", where the brave hedgehogs, squirrels, and ducks defend their Marxist Paradise against the Imperialist army of wolves, weasels, rats, and foxes. Check it out on You Tube. There's even Rule 34 art dedicated to one of the evil female villains of the series, known outside of Norkland as "Lt. Fox Vixen".


I was going to ask what Korean porn may look like, but now I'm not so sure.
 
2013-08-29 01:03:34 PM
Executing someone for making porn?  That's hardcore.
 
2013-08-29 01:18:48 PM

WGJ: FTFA:  "They were executed with machine guns while the key members of the Unhasu Orchestra, Wangjaesan Light Band and Moranbong Band as well as the families of the victims looked on," the source said.

Who were the victims???


Hyon Song-wol and Mun Kyon-jin were the victims. They were victims of an atrocity, according to the original article.
 
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