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(Anchorage Daily News)   Marijuana is the most popular illegal drug used around the world. At least that's what Captain Obvious shouted over the Pink Floyd CD as he licked his Doritos-stained fingers during an episode of 'Adventure Time'   (adn.com) divider line 78
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2013-08-29 06:57:29 AM
Well, yes.  It's cheap, easy to produce in a variety of climates, cheap, relatively benign as drug habits go, cheap, regarded as socially acceptable roughly to the extent opium was in the 1800s, and cheap.

While I wouldn't necessarily say that studying obvious things is useless, since it is important to replace common knowledge with real knowledge... I doubt this came as much of a surprise to the people compiling the study.

//The 'socially acceptable' part is going to give your data a bit of a bias as well, since people will be willing to admit more readily that they're using/trafficking in it.
 
2013-08-29 07:04:58 AM
While it's blindingly obvious, it's good we did actual research. Because sometimes blindingly obvious is wrong. Not often. But often enough.
 
2013-08-29 07:06:07 AM
Caffeine would like a word.
 
2013-08-29 07:07:28 AM
Adventure Time is to pot what Spongebob is to meth
 
2013-08-29 07:08:35 AM
And suddenly the popularity of Adventure Time makes sense to me. And also Regular Show. Seriously, those shows suck.
 
2013-08-29 07:11:33 AM

YoOjo: Caffeine would like a word.


Caffeine is an illegal drug?
 
2013-08-29 07:11:54 AM
As a dude that TOTALLY shouldn't have taken that last hit....I'm totally stoked about this discourse man.
 
2013-08-29 07:15:08 AM

YoOjo: Caffeine would like a word.


Caffeine isn't illegal. If you're not going to read the article, at least read the headline...
 
2013-08-29 07:18:41 AM

Jim_Callahan: Well, yes.  It's cheap, easy to produce in a variety of climates, cheap, relatively benign as drug habits go, cheap, regarded as socially acceptable roughly to the extent opium was in the 1800s, and cheap.

While I wouldn't necessarily say that studying obvious things is useless, since it is important to replace common knowledge with real knowledge... I doubt this came as much of a surprise to the people compiling the study.

//The 'socially acceptable' part is going to give your data a bit of a bias as well, since people will be willing to admit more readily that they're using/trafficking in it.


I'm thinking that you like that it's cheap... just a guess.
 
2013-08-29 07:19:33 AM
Marijuana is the most popular illegal drug used around the world. At least that's what Captain Obvious shouted over the Pink Floyd CD as he licked his Doritos-stained fingers during an episode of 'Adventure Time The Regular Show'

FTFY, Subby.
 
2013-08-29 07:20:12 AM
www.filmjunk.com
That is all.
 
2013-08-29 07:21:55 AM

dittybopper: Marijuana is the most popular illegal drug used around the world. At least that's what Captain Obvious shouted over the Pink Floyd CD as he licked his Doritos-stained fingers during an episode of 'Adventure Time The Regular Show Kaptain Kangaroo'

FTFY, Subby.


/FTFA (I have been really REALLY well beyond the stoner zone in my youth... trust me... that is more accurate.
 
2013-08-29 07:22:49 AM
Commerce would be booming.

i51.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-29 07:24:09 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: [www.filmjunk.com image 470x275]
That is all.


Was that Wesley Pipes?
 
2013-08-29 07:25:52 AM

dr_blasto: HindiDiscoMonster: [www.filmjunk.com image 470x275]
That is all.

Was that Wesley Pipes?


I think that was Billy...
 
GBB
2013-08-29 07:28:11 AM
Subby forgot to add, "at 4:20"
 
2013-08-29 07:28:43 AM
Yeah, you know what?
The boys in Pink Floyd never did drugs.
Hee haw.
 
2013-08-29 07:29:32 AM

Herr Morgenstern: And suddenly the popularity of Adventure Time makes sense to me. And also Regular Show. Seriously, those shows suck.


Well, now I know whose house I wanna party at!
 
2013-08-29 07:32:27 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Yeah, you know what?
The boys in Pink Floyd never did drugs.
Hee haw.


faqsmedia.ign.com

Syd Barrett ring a bell?
 
2013-08-29 07:32:32 AM

AdrienVeidt: Herr Morgenstern: And suddenly the popularity of Adventure Time makes sense to me. And also Regular Show. Seriously, those shows suck.

Well, now I know whose house I wanna party at!


If you go to a party, and Adventure Time is on, it's time to leave the party. It means that this is going to be lame as hell, or that there are small kids around (precluding a shiatshow party).

/Adventure Time is meh for me, very imaginative but still too chibi for me.
//Reg'lar Show is a waste of time.
 
2013-08-29 07:33:10 AM

Herr Morgenstern: And suddenly the popularity of Adventure Time makes sense to me. And also Regular Show. Seriously, those shows suck.


EABOD, Adventure Time is one of the best written shows on TV.
 
2013-08-29 07:35:01 AM
I just made Adventure Time invitations for my son's birthday party. They probably would have turned out better if I had some pot.
 
2013-08-29 07:37:35 AM

sxacho: I just made Adventure Time invitations for my son's birthday party. They probably would have turned out better if I had some pot.


The invitations, or the party?
 
2013-08-29 07:37:36 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: HotIgneous Intruder: Yeah, you know what?
The boys in Pink Floyd never did drugs.
Hee haw.

[faqsmedia.ign.com image 363x310]

Syd Barrett ring a bell?


Not to mention the many many MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANY joints smoked within the organization over the course of their collaborative (and solo) lifetimes.
/although you couldn't be more correct in going to Syd first as a "shut that wrongheaded talking point down quick and decisively" response.
 
2013-08-29 07:39:01 AM
...quickly...
 
2013-08-29 07:39:30 AM

sxacho: I just made Adventure Time invitations for my son's birthday party. They probably would have turned out better if I had some pot.


Nah, just put some pot in the brownies and the snowflakes will have an epic birthday party.
 
2013-08-29 07:43:09 AM
When something is illegal using it in any amount is called 'abuse', apparently.

That should help the alcoholics with pill addictions feel better.
 
2013-08-29 07:43:23 AM

dittybopper: sxacho: I just made Adventure Time invitations for my son's birthday party. They probably would have turned out better if I had some pot.

The invitations, or the party?


The invitations. I fumbled around with GIMP for about two hours to add some text to a picture. Also some gradation fading, and a yellow stripe thing where the birthday announcement met some lightning. They turned out ok, I guess. He loves them anyway.
 
2013-08-29 07:46:50 AM
Hey Hey It's Saturday

http://youtu.be/cV1ZgMxIuLI
 
2013-08-29 07:47:07 AM
We watched The Muppet Show and PeeWee's Playhouse while indulging.

/My lawn - get off it.
 
2013-08-29 07:48:01 AM

WhiskeySticks: YoOjo: Caffeine would like a word.

Caffeine isn't illegal. If you're not going to read the article, at least read the headline...


I'm high as a kite, I read what I saw and the word illegal looked like it wasn't there, so I went ahead and made up a bunch of my own words and posted them. Isn't that what it's all about?
We can either forgive each other for our errors, turn a blind eye and accept that mistakes will be made in this world, or we can act like a pack of hyenas and savage anyone that so much as steps out of line with whatever reality the pack choose to conform to. I'm totally happy being wrong a few times a day, you'd do well to let me be happy, then we'll both be happy and that path leads to less badness.
 
2013-08-29 07:48:11 AM

upndn: sxacho: I just made Adventure Time invitations for my son's birthday party. They probably would have turned out better if I had some pot.

Nah, just put some pot in the brownies and the snowflakes will have an epic birthday party.


Brownies would be fun for after the party. Alas, the "if I had some pot" part. However, my days of looking for somewhere to buy pot are over, at least until it's legalized.
 
2013-08-29 07:50:28 AM
Surprising study...thought Khat or Bufotenine would surely be numero uno.
 
2013-08-29 07:50:34 AM
Wonder how Khat rates on that list with 10million + users every day
 
2013-08-29 07:52:41 AM

notyomama: We watched The Muppet Show and PeeWee's Playhouse while indulging.

/My lawn - get off it.


Oh, oh, PeeWee's Big Adventure is a good one.  Just go for the Doritos during the Large Marge part.
 
2013-08-29 07:52:51 AM

notyomama: We watched The Muppet Show and PeeWee's Playhouse while indulging.

/My lawn - get off it.


Peewee's playhouse only made sense if you were stoned... I thought that was the point.
 
2013-08-29 07:54:58 AM
It's the cheapest drug there is...
 
2013-08-29 07:56:42 AM

BobCumbers: It's the cheapest drug there is...



I think I kind of want it.
 
2013-08-29 07:57:45 AM

BobCumbers: It's the cheapest drug there is...


nice


and you don't want none of it, either

walk-hard.trailertheater.com
 
2013-08-29 08:01:32 AM

YoOjo: Caffeine would like a word.


Caffeine is illegal?? Damnit. I have a bottle of Diet Dew in my bag. Quick! Where do I hide it????
 
2013-08-29 08:02:13 AM
Go fark yourselves, squares.  Adventure Time didn't do anything for me, but Regular Show is a good program.  In other entertainment news, Venture Bros. was meh but Metalocalypse is beautiful.  Stop disliking what I like.
 
2013-08-29 08:13:18 AM
Illegal? WTF is this illegal?

// Washington State, Colorado

PS the rest of you slackers should vote it legal in your states too.
 
2013-08-29 08:18:43 AM

QueenMamaBee: YoOjo: Caffeine would like a word.

Caffeine is illegal?? Damnit. I have a bottle of Diet Dew in my bag. Quick! Where do I hide it????


I think we sorted that out already but feel free to carry on poking the idiot if it makes you feel superior doing stuff like that to strangers online.
Anyway, illegal is just a concept, rocks and waterfalls, stuff like that, they don't have laws so why do we? Probably so people can poke idiots when they get confused about said laws.
 
2013-08-29 08:22:45 AM

YoOjo: QueenMamaBee: YoOjo: Caffeine would like a word.

Caffeine is illegal?? Damnit. I have a bottle of Diet Dew in my bag. Quick! Where do I hide it????

I think we sorted that out already but feel free to carry on poking the idiot if it makes you feel superior doing stuff like that to strangers online.
Anyway, illegal is just a concept, rocks and waterfalls, stuff like that, they don't have laws so why do we? Probably so people can poke idiots when they get confused about said laws.


Are you high?
 
2013-08-29 08:23:21 AM
Nevermind... that's what happens when I don't read every damn response.

/Off to a meeting
 
2013-08-29 08:27:02 AM

Precision Boobery: Go fark yourselves, squares.  Adventure Time didn't do anything for me, but Regular Show is a good program.  In other entertainment news, Venture Bros. was meh but Metalocalypse is beautiful.  Stop disliking what I like.


Metalocalypse is probably the only good thing to have ever come outta there. And it rules.
 
2013-08-29 08:32:23 AM
QueenMamaBee:

Are you high?

YoOjo:

I'm high as a kite, I read what I saw and the word illegal looked like it wasn't there, so I went ahead and made up a bunch of my own words and posted them. Isn't that what it's all about?
We can either forgive each other for our errors, turn a blind eye and accept that mistakes will be made in this world, or we can act like a pack of hyenas and savage anyone that so much as steps out of line with whatever reality the pack choose to conform to. I'm totally happy being wrong a few times a day, you'd do well to let me be happy, then we'll both be happy and that path leads to less badness.


For someone being pissy about other's reading comprehension you sure are skim-reading like a boss.
Oh look, something else to do...
 
2013-08-29 08:42:34 AM

QueenMamaBee: YoOjo: Caffeine would like a word.

Caffeine is illegal?? Damnit. I have a bottle of Diet Dew in my bag. Quick! Where do I hide it????


Swallow it before the cops see you!
 
2013-08-29 08:43:38 AM
If you don't like Adventure Time, you've not only lost your sense of childlike wonder, but you're probably a sour old husk of an adult, too.

Might as well pop in a vhs season of "Murder, She Wrote", you old butts.
 
2013-08-29 08:43:55 AM

YoOjo: Caffeine would like a word.


And the word is COFFEE

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/Coffee coffee coffee COFFEE coffee
 
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