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(My San Antonio)   Win: $120k year job. Winning: $600k house. Won: Only $2k to kill your spouse and keep it all for yourself. Fark: Hired an FBI agent   (mysanantonio.com) divider line 14
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2013-08-29 09:08:01 AM
2 votes:

Carn: Madbassist1: 120K a year is not that much money.

It aint richy richville but it's good f*ckin money.


It's not "$600K home" good. Not for a responsible person anyway.
2013-08-29 06:12:46 AM
2 votes:
"On paper, it looks like I'm a monster, but I'm not."

The.

F*ck

You.

Ain't.
2013-08-29 02:13:27 AM
2 votes:
If you're not willing to do it yourself, you really don't want someone dead.
2013-08-29 01:14:48 AM
2 votes:
LADIES AND... ARE WE ON?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION
THERE ARE NO HIRED HITMEN WHO WILL KILL YOUR SPOUSE FOR YOU
ESPECIALLY NOT FOR THE PALTRY SUM YOU CAN PAY
DO NOT ASK SOMEONE IF THEY KNOW SOMEONE
DO NOT OFFER MONEY TO STRANGERS IN BARS


/what, are you people farking stupid, or what?
//yeah... yeah... nevermind
2013-08-29 09:07:02 AM
1 votes:
Who the fark uses "tony" as an adjective anymore? What, is the author 75?
2013-08-29 07:03:00 AM
1 votes:
You mean to tell me the "My husband/boyfriend abused me" defense did not work?  It looks like we need more laws to protect women, especially all those that are getting killed in that war that I keep hearing about but can never figure out where it is taking place.
2013-08-29 06:45:49 AM
1 votes:
And another highly paid government analyst with security clearance proves to be a complete nutjob.
2013-08-29 06:34:03 AM
1 votes:

mr0x: Isn't 120K in the defense/government industry pretty much low level salary?


Looks like the high end of the G-scale to me:

http://www.opm.gov/policy-data-oversight/pay-leave/salaries-wages/20 12 /general-schedule/dcb.pdf

Could well be other factors, though...I'm not an expert on this stuff.

She worked at the Pentagon though...bet she has (hopefully...HAD) a security clearance at least equal to Manning's...
think about it.
2013-08-29 06:08:54 AM
1 votes:

skinink: I guess my brain is being naive, because I can't imagine doing anything to ruin a career earning me $120,000 a year even if it involves getting out of a bad marriage.


Yeah no shiat. And odds are in a divorce she would do better than him. Unless you are friends with some "family" people there is a 99.99% chance you are hiring the law. And for 2 grand no less that's insulting.
2013-08-29 05:35:49 AM
1 votes:
I guess my brain is being naive, because I can't imagine doing anything to ruin a career earning me $120,000 a year even if it involves getting out of a bad marriage.
2013-08-29 05:30:15 AM
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: If you're not willing to do it yourself, you really don't want someone dead.


This.

Why is it always women who get caught in these murder for hire schemes to kill their husbands?

And why would she ask her co-worker from the Pentagon if they could put her in touch with somebody to do it? Was she one of those people that was extremely book smart but had no idea how reality worked?
2013-08-29 02:20:37 AM
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: MaudlinMutantMollusk: LADIES AND... ARE WE ON?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION
THERE ARE NO HIRED HITMEN WHO WILL KILL YOUR SPOUSE FOR YOU
ESPECIALLY NOT FOR THE PALTRY SUM YOU CAN PAY

There are people who will kill entire cities worth of people for relatively paltry sums.  You don't know ANY of them.


No... no, I don't

/OR THERE WOULD BE ENTIRE CITIES LAID TO WASTE!!!11!!!!spittle11!!!!!
//I HAVE paltry sums, you know...
///*wrings hands*
2013-08-29 01:28:40 AM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: THERE ARE NO HIRED HITMEN WHO WILL KILL YOUR SPOUSE FOR YOU


But there are hot, attractive singles in my area dying to hook up, right?!?!
2013-08-29 12:42:47 AM
1 votes:
I think they poorly formatted (twice) 12 1/2 years.  It seems a bit light for an attempted murder for hire, but at least it should give her husband plenty of ammunition in the divorce case so hopefully he won't have to give her much.
 
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