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(My San Antonio)   Win: $120k year job. Winning: $600k house. Won: Only $2k to kill your spouse and keep it all for yourself. Fark: Hired an FBI agent   (mysanantonio.com) divider line 8
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2013-08-29 02:20:37 AM
6 votes:

Relatively Obscure: MaudlinMutantMollusk: LADIES AND... ARE WE ON?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION
THERE ARE NO HIRED HITMEN WHO WILL KILL YOUR SPOUSE FOR YOU
ESPECIALLY NOT FOR THE PALTRY SUM YOU CAN PAY

There are people who will kill entire cities worth of people for relatively paltry sums.  You don't know ANY of them.


No... no, I don't

/OR THERE WOULD BE ENTIRE CITIES LAID TO WASTE!!!11!!!!spittle11!!!!!
//I HAVE paltry sums, you know...
///*wrings hands*
2013-08-29 06:12:46 AM
3 votes:
"On paper, it looks like I'm a monster, but I'm not."

The.

F*ck

You.

Ain't.
2013-08-29 01:29:54 AM
3 votes:

Etchy333: MaudlinMutantMollusk: THERE ARE NO HIRED HITMEN WHO WILL KILL YOUR SPOUSE FOR YOU

But there are hot, attractive singles in my area dying to hook up, right?!?!


Totally
2013-08-29 01:28:40 AM
3 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: THERE ARE NO HIRED HITMEN WHO WILL KILL YOUR SPOUSE FOR YOU


But there are hot, attractive singles in my area dying to hook up, right?!?!
2013-08-29 07:50:19 AM
1 votes:
Being a government employee - chances of her getting paid while in jail??
2013-08-29 06:55:00 AM
1 votes:
It's sad when our FBI agents have to work second jobs as hitmen on the side...
2013-08-29 05:41:53 AM
1 votes:
"On paper, it looks like I'm a monster, but I'm not."

I'm sure this whole mess was just taken out of context!
2013-08-29 01:14:48 AM
1 votes:
LADIES AND... ARE WE ON?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION
THERE ARE NO HIRED HITMEN WHO WILL KILL YOUR SPOUSE FOR YOU
ESPECIALLY NOT FOR THE PALTRY SUM YOU CAN PAY
DO NOT ASK SOMEONE IF THEY KNOW SOMEONE
DO NOT OFFER MONEY TO STRANGERS IN BARS


/what, are you people farking stupid, or what?
//yeah... yeah... nevermind
 
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