If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(SeattlePI)   So I guess its a good thing that William Tell wasn't a pothead   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 3
    More: Dumbass, potheads, Bellingham Herald, recreation area  
•       •       •

6392 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Aug 2013 at 3:10 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-08-29 03:30:57 AM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Deathfrogg: AverageAmericanGuy: Fun Fact: William Tell was actually an English criminal who was responsible for the deaths of 22 people. His modus operandi was to drug his victims, then tie them to a tree. He'd cut their testicles off then shoot them through with an arrow, pinning them to the tree.

The apple legend came after his death when several women came forward claiming Tell was the father to their children.

Uh, William Tell was Swiss. The story originated in Switzerland. He was one of the original Swiss Confederates who rebelled against the Austrian incursions into Switzerland during the 15th Century.

That's what they want you to think. But the Swiss story has more holes in it than... well... something with a lot of holes.


Like a Republican RealDoll?
2013-08-29 03:20:30 AM  
1 votes:
Fun Fact: William Tell was actually an English criminal who was responsible for the deaths of 22 people. His modus operandi was to drug his victims, then tie them to a tree. He'd cut their testicles off then shoot them through with an arrow, pinning them to the tree.

The apple legend came after his death when several women came forward claiming Tell was the father to their children.
2013-08-29 03:15:13 AM  
1 votes:
His overture would have been a lot slower...
 
Displayed 3 of 3 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report