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2013-08-29 02:24:10 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-29 03:15:13 AM
His overture would have been a lot slower...
 
2013-08-29 03:20:30 AM
Fun Fact: William Tell was actually an English criminal who was responsible for the deaths of 22 people. His modus operandi was to drug his victims, then tie them to a tree. He'd cut their testicles off then shoot them through with an arrow, pinning them to the tree.

The apple legend came after his death when several women came forward claiming Tell was the father to their children.
 
Poe
2013-08-29 03:21:51 AM
Police had to force their way into Jordan's home after he refused them entry.

So did they have a warrant and were just being polite at first by asking if they could come in, or did they not have a warrant and entered the guys house illegally?  Is the bow in the truck probable cause?
 
2013-08-29 03:27:19 AM

Poe: Police had to force their way into Jordan's home after he refused them entry.

So did they have a warrant and were just being polite at first by asking if they could come in, or did they not have a warrant and entered the guys house illegally?  Is the bow in the truck probable cause?


Probable cause may have been his plates,the bow, and the baggie on the roof.
 
2013-08-29 03:27:40 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Fun Fact: William Tell was actually an English criminal who was responsible for the deaths of 22 people. His modus operandi was to drug his victims, then tie them to a tree. He'd cut their testicles off then shoot them through with an arrow, pinning them to the tree.

The apple legend came after his death when several women came forward claiming Tell was the father to their children.


Uh, William Tell was Swiss. The story originated in Switzerland. He was one of the original Swiss Confederates who rebelled against the Austrian incursions into Switzerland during the 15th Century.
 
2013-08-29 03:28:56 AM

Deathfrogg: AverageAmericanGuy: Fun Fact: William Tell was actually an English criminal who was responsible for the deaths of 22 people. His modus operandi was to drug his victims, then tie them to a tree. He'd cut their testicles off then shoot them through with an arrow, pinning them to the tree.

The apple legend came after his death when several women came forward claiming Tell was the father to their children.

Uh, William Tell was Swiss. The story originated in Switzerland. He was one of the original Swiss Confederates who rebelled against the Austrian incursions into Switzerland during the 15th Century.


That's what they want you to think. But the Swiss story has more holes in it than... well... something with a lot of holes.
 
2013-08-29 03:29:11 AM

The Bruce Dickinson:


Wish they would hurry up and start selling it.
 
2013-08-29 03:30:57 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Deathfrogg: AverageAmericanGuy: Fun Fact: William Tell was actually an English criminal who was responsible for the deaths of 22 people. His modus operandi was to drug his victims, then tie them to a tree. He'd cut their testicles off then shoot them through with an arrow, pinning them to the tree.

The apple legend came after his death when several women came forward claiming Tell was the father to their children.

Uh, William Tell was Swiss. The story originated in Switzerland. He was one of the original Swiss Confederates who rebelled against the Austrian incursions into Switzerland during the 15th Century.

That's what they want you to think. But the Swiss story has more holes in it than... well... something with a lot of holes.


Like a Republican RealDoll?
 
2013-08-29 03:38:20 AM
I wish I had a friend as good as  David Wayne Jordan.
 
2013-08-29 03:44:56 AM

Sgygus: I wish I had a friend as good as  David Wayne Jordan.


loyal
 
2013-08-29 03:57:42 AM
I found a picture of the accused:

www.cosplay.com
 
2013-08-29 04:24:42 AM
Oooooooooooh, and here I thought some stoner thought he could shoot an apple off of some guys head with an arrow. While stoned. Does that make me a bad person?
 
2013-08-29 04:43:38 AM

Freschel: Oooooooooooh, and here I thought some stoner thought he could shoot an apple off of some guys head with an arrow. While stoned. Does that make me a bad person?


Then he'd be Willam Burroughs.
 
2013-08-29 04:46:14 AM

Poe: Police had to force their way into Jordan's home after he refused them entry.

So did they have a warrant and were just being polite at first by asking if they could come in, or did they not have a warrant and entered the guys house illegally?  Is the bow in the truck probable cause?


Well, it seems he has 99 problems, but probably a biatch ain't one!
 
2013-08-29 05:12:56 AM
Honest, officifer......I just wanted to help that squirrel and get him high! They are much funnier when stoned. He only happened to be near the jail rec yard by a weird coincidence. Really, man!
 
2013-08-29 05:23:23 AM
www.jaguarforums.com
 
2013-08-29 05:25:23 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Fun Fact: William Tell was actually an English criminal who was responsible for the deaths of 22 people. His modus operandi was to drug his victims, then tie them to a tree. He'd cut their testicles off then shoot them through with an arrow, pinning them to the tree.

The apple legend came after his death when several women came forward claiming Tell was the father to their children.


William Tell was a badass hero in Switzerland.  The Austrian ruler Gessler hung his hat on a pole and had the townspeople bow down to it.  William said, "Fark that" and his punishment was to shoot the apple off his son's head.  He took out two arrows for his crossbow and made the shot.  Geessler asked, "Why two arrows?"  Tell answered," If I killed my son, the second one was for you."  There is more to the story.
 
2013-08-29 06:23:32 AM

oohpah: AverageAmericanGuy: Fun Fact: William Tell was actually an English criminal who was responsible for the deaths of 22 people. His modus operandi was to drug his victims, then tie them to a tree. He'd cut their testicles off then shoot them through with an arrow, pinning them to the tree.

The apple legend came after his death when several women came forward claiming Tell was the father to their children.

William Tell was a badass hero in Switzerland.  The Austrian ruler Gessler hung his hat on a pole and had the townspeople bow down to it.  William said, "Fark that" and his punishment was to shoot the apple off his son's head.  He took out two arrows for his crossbow and made the shot.  Geessler asked, "Why two arrows?"  Tell answered," If I killed my son, the second one was for you."  There is more to the story.


Sure. That story doesn't sound like complete bullshiat.
 
2013-08-29 06:49:01 AM
Anybody else watch the finale of Top Shot?
 
2013-08-29 07:14:46 AM

oohpah: AverageAmericanGuy: Fun Fact: William Tell was actually an English criminal who was responsible for the deaths of 22 people. His modus operandi was to drug his victims, then tie them to a tree. He'd cut their testicles off then shoot them through with an arrow, pinning them to the tree.

The apple legend came after his death when several women came forward claiming Tell was the father to their children.

William Tell was a badass hero in Switzerland.  The Austrian ruler Gessler hung his hat on a pole and had the townspeople bow down to it.  William said, "Fark that" and his punishment was to shoot the apple off his son's head.  He took out two arrows for his crossbow and made the shot.  Geessler asked, "Why two arrows?"  Tell answered," If I killed my son, the second one was for you."  There is more to the story.


This is starting to sound like a Bill Brasky sketch...

To Bill Brasky! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a biatch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!
 
2013-08-29 07:28:05 AM
He's the Wile e coyote of pot heads.
 
2013-08-29 07:42:34 AM

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Actually, it *IS* a brilliant idea, it's just that the execution fell short.

And like William Tell, he should have used a crossbow, if his marksmanship with a bow was that poor.
 
2013-08-29 08:47:38 AM
Think it's time I go out and practice with my bow & arrow. Maybe this time I'll get that squirrel.
 
2013-08-29 11:14:51 AM

RobSeace:
This is starting to sound like a Bill Brasky sketch...

To Bill Brasky! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a biatch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!


Some of that was really the flavor of many of the legends that sprung up around William Tell in the decades after his death. Bigger than life, the strongest man to carry a bow for the Confederacy etc. He was apparently a larger than average man, and his physical strength was renown.

oohpah:
William Tell was a badass hero in Switzerland.  The Austrian ruler Gessler hung his hat on a pole and had the townspeople bow down to it.  William said, "Fark that" and his punishment was to shoot the apple off his son's head.  He took out two arrows for his crossbow and made the shot.  Geessler asked, "Why two arrows?"  Tell answered," If I killed my son, the second one was for you."  There is more to the story.


He was the assassin of Albrecht Gessler, a petty tyrant who was an appointed Governor of Switzerland by the Haupsburgs of Austria, and considered a tyrant by the people. The Marshal Pétain of his day as it were. The story is long, and there are legends and myths around it. But Tell was a real-life hero.
 
2013-08-29 01:37:21 PM
Would have gotten away with it. If it weren't for those nosy guards.
 
2013-08-29 03:56:45 PM
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2013-08-29 04:00:12 PM
"He had no explanation as to why squirrel hunting requires attaching marijuana to an arrow."

That kind of made my day.  Or at least my hour.
 
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