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(Denver Channel)   Denver Zoo: We should let visitors hand-feed our rhinoceros. What could possibly go wrong?   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 15
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2013-08-29 07:34:21 AM
5 votes:
Hand-feeding a rhino can't be much fun. I'm waiting for the "slap the lion's balls" exhibit to open.
2013-08-29 03:52:44 AM
5 votes:
Sounds like she did hand-feed the rhino.
2013-08-29 06:55:49 AM
2 votes:
Biatch deserved it. Some dumbfark twunt was shaking the food at him in an attemp to make him "earn" it as a pet would a treat. She learned the hard way not to feed a rhino.

Trust me. I am the absolute authority on matters such as this.

/I have a GED in Rhino law
2013-08-28 11:45:48 PM
2 votes:

doglover: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Rhinos have teeth?

/who knew?


Meat is weak. There's no cell wall around meat. Carnivores don't even need teeth in many cases, they can just use a beak or suck the juices out swallow small prey animals whole.

Plants are strong. They have that cellulose cell wall that keeps them strong enough to build a house with after they die. Herbivores have crazy strong teeth and usually regrow them to boot.


Thank you, Dr. Jokechoker

/go be serious someplace else
2013-08-29 08:23:56 AM
1 votes:

digitalrain: stratagos: Better keep an eye on this lady when the moon is full, lest she turn into a were-rhino

/Stephanie Myers is probably writing the fanfic now

What a lady were-rhino might look like:

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Dammit internet. Knock that shiat off.
2013-08-29 08:22:56 AM
1 votes:
"I thought you said your rhinoceros doesn't bite."
"That's not my rhinoceros."
2013-08-29 08:00:42 AM
1 votes:

stratagos: Better keep an eye on this lady when the moon is full, lest she turn into a were-rhino

/Stephanie Myers is probably writing the fanfic now


What a lady were-rhino might look like:

fc04.deviantart.net
2013-08-29 07:53:40 AM
1 votes:

LordOfThePings: doglover: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Rhinos have teeth?

/who knew?


Meat is weak. There's no cell wall around meat. Carnivores don't even need teeth in many cases, they can just use a beak or suck the juices out swallow small prey animals whole.

Plants are strong. They have that cellulose cell wall that keeps them strong enough to build a house with after they die. Herbivores have crazy strong teeth and usually regrow them to boot.

[570x395 from http://tooply.com/photo/item/570/5725543235755.jpg image 570x395]

Why so rhinocerious?


How about a magic trick?

I'm gonna make this horn... disappear.

TA-DAAAAAA!!!

i.telegraph.co.uk
2013-08-29 07:50:47 AM
1 votes:
Who else thinks "hand-feed the rhinoceros" would be a great euphemism?
2013-08-29 07:27:51 AM
1 votes:

doglover: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Rhinos have teeth?

/who knew?


Meat is weak. There's no cell wall around meat. Carnivores don't even need teeth in many cases, they can just use a beak or suck the juices out swallow small prey animals whole.

Plants are strong. They have that cellulose cell wall that keeps them strong enough to build a house with after they die. Herbivores have crazy strong teeth and usually regrow them to boot.


tooply.com

Why so rhinocerious?
2013-08-29 07:24:49 AM
1 votes:
I just KNEW they would play the racism card in the article...

FTA:"... a black rhinoceros"
2013-08-29 06:49:25 AM
1 votes:
So, a bite to the finger requires an ambulance trip to the hospital? It doesn't say it bit the finger off or anything! Are they worried about rhino-rabies or something? I would've thought a band aid and a free pass would be all that's required given how trivial the incident sounds...
2013-08-29 06:35:09 AM
1 votes:
Better keep an eye on this lady when the moon is full, lest she turn into a were-rhino

/Stephanie Myers is probably writing the fanfic now
2013-08-29 06:25:02 AM
1 votes:
My sister was bitten by a Mshindi.
2013-08-28 11:40:47 PM
1 votes:
Rhinos have teeth?

/who knew?
//McCain used to, I guess
 
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