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(Time)   Your Google search "Wife" yielded no results   (techland.time.com) divider line 27
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2013-08-28 11:40:01 PM  
I had to check:

i.imgur.com

Wife beater is the first thing that comes up. I'm Feeling Lucky. Will I go to a site that sells shirts or baseball bats?
 
2013-08-29 12:45:28 AM  
He'll find another one. He'll need to start by looking with the "Safe Search" disabled though.
 
2013-08-29 03:36:01 AM  
Time to update the old Google+ profile information.
 
2013-08-29 04:11:14 AM  
Google search:  "Anne Wojcicki"

Google results:  "Did you mean 'psycho b*tch c*nt f*ck off I'm keeping the kids and the money'"?
 
2013-08-29 04:41:40 AM  
That's because he's farking the marketing manager for Google Glass, apparently:

http://valleywag.gawker.com/meet-the-google-founders-mistress-121904 42 47

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-08-29 05:23:10 AM  
Pre-nup?

Check.

He could buy the Yankees if he gets bored and needs a hobby. I'm not going to worry about him.
 
2013-08-29 05:25:12 AM  

olddeegee: He'll find another one. He'll need to start by looking with the "Safe Search" disabled though.


Then he better use Bing.com, because nowadays even with Safe Search off, Google is lacking.

And it seems like Brin's mistress gets around: "And, in the second wave of a barrage of bad publicity for Google, these same sources said that (top Android executive Hugo) Barra's resignation is unrelated to his romantic involvement with the Google employee who is now dating Brin."
 
2013-08-29 06:35:09 AM  

Geotpf: That's because he's farking the marketing manager for Google Glass, apparently:

http://valleywag.gawker.com/meet-the-google-founders-mistress-121904 42 47

[850x478 from http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ygpvij9x36cjpg/ku-bigpic.jpg image 850x478]


Google glass can't hide those crazy eyes.
 
2013-08-29 07:11:53 AM  

olddeegee: He'll find another one. He'll need to start by looking with the "Safe Search" disabled though.


He already has. He started farking the GF of one of the few Android execs that hasn't jumped ship in recent months.

/That Android exec joined the mass exodus yesterday
 
2013-08-29 07:40:58 AM  
Twenty-six is the perfect age.
 
2013-08-29 07:53:39 AM  
So now she knows he will spy on her and know absolutely everything about her.

It'll be funny as she moves over to Outlook and windows phones/iphones, etc.

/better services than anything 'Google' anyways
 
2013-08-29 09:39:29 AM  

gadian: Geotpf: That's because he's farking the marketing manager for Google Glass, apparently:

http://valleywag.gawker.com/meet-the-google-founders-mistress-121904 42 47

[850x478 from http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ygpvij9x36cjpg/ku-bigpic.jpg image 850x478]

Google glass can't hide those crazy eyes.


It looks like she has a lazy eye in that pic.  Her left eye is completely off from the right eye.  I also thought she was Asian from the pic, but apparently she's Jewish.
 
2013-08-29 10:00:56 AM  
Women. They biatch if you work too much, but they'll sure ride your ass if you don't have a job.
 
2013-08-29 11:41:20 AM  
I like how the new girl gets away with using her twitter as a publicity AND personal platform, and tosses out vulgarities without suffering corporate consequences.

Ah, the perks of farking THE BOSS.
 
2013-08-29 11:48:52 AM  

The_EliteOne: I like how the new girl gets away with using her twitter as a publicity AND personal platform, and tosses out vulgarities without suffering corporate consequences.

Ah, the perks of farking THE BOSS.


She's farking Bruce Springsteen too?
 
2013-08-29 12:16:33 PM  

TheSelphie: gadian: Geotpf: That's because he's farking the marketing manager for Google Glass, apparently:

http://valleywag.gawker.com/meet-the-google-founders-mistress-121904 42 47

[850x478 from http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ygpvij9x36cjpg/ku-bigpic.jpg image 850x478]

Google glass can't hide those crazy eyes.

It looks like she has a lazy eye in that pic.  Her left eye is completely off from the right eye.  I also thought she was Asian from the pic, but apparently she's Jewish.

www.arubanetworks.com 
Lawyers are going to love those glasses more than cigarettes.
 
2013-08-29 01:05:37 PM  

Geotpf: That's because he's farking the marketing manager for Google Glass, apparently:

http://valleywag.gawker.com/meet-the-google-founders-mistress-121904 42 47

[img.gawkerassets.com image 850x478]


Her?
 
2013-08-29 01:26:47 PM  

Geotpf: That's because he's farking the marketing manager for Google Glass, apparently:

http://valleywag.gawker.com/meet-the-google-founders-mistress-121904 42 47

[img.gawkerassets.com image 850x478]


House also rhymes with LOUSE.
 
2013-08-29 01:31:16 PM  
Man, I must be getting old, because when I see a hot chick these days, the last thing on my mind is sticking it in her.  I just think about how annoying it would be to try to connect to another person, and how much money she'd want from me, and all the other annoying bullshiat that comes with having a relationship.
 
2013-08-29 01:49:05 PM  

digistil: olddeegee: He'll find another one. He'll need to start by looking with the "Safe Search" disabled though.

He already has. He started farking the GF of one of the few Android execs that hasn't jumped ship in recent months.

/That Android exec joined the mass exodus yesterday


What was the thing he said, 'if you're doing something you don't want others to know, stop doing it'? How about him, or is he special?.
 
2013-08-29 03:15:13 PM  
bdub77:  Will I go to a site that sells shirts or baseball bats?

Neither. Stella Artois.
 
2013-08-29 04:01:28 PM  

Shazam999: Man, I must be getting old, because when I see a hot chick these days, the last thing on my mind is sticking it in her.  I just think about how annoying it would be to try to connect to another person, and how much money she'd want from me, and all the other annoying bullshiat that comes with having a relationship.


^^^ preach on brotha..... (or susta)
 
2013-08-29 06:01:51 PM  
i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-29 08:13:36 PM  
google-founder-and-his-wife-google-separate

wat?
 
2013-08-29 09:00:57 PM  
Try GISing 'Wifey'. Not at work, though.
 
2013-08-29 10:02:23 PM  
If you can't fark a stable of dime biatches but a Sino-Hebraic woman with dyed hair instead, then what's the point of getting megarich?
 
2013-08-29 11:58:03 PM  

skinink: olddeegee: He'll find another one. He'll need to start by looking with the "Safe Search" disabled though.

Then he better use Bing.com, because nowadays even with Safe Search off, Google is lacking.

And it seems like Brin's mistress gets around: "And, in the second wave of a barrage of bad publicity for Google, these same sources said that (top Android executive Hugo) Barra's resignation is unrelated to his romantic involvement with the Google employee who is now dating Brin."


Interesting career parallels with Wendy Deng
 
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