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(Daily Mail)   The only Crayons you need for this coloring book are red, white, and blue   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 69
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2013-08-28 10:37:19 PM
Dead bin Laden smells like duck? hunh.
 
2013-08-28 10:38:57 PM
i.imgur.com

Noticeably absent from said coloring book.
 
2013-08-28 10:42:08 PM
Obligatory:

i.xstend.com
 
2013-08-28 10:43:38 PM
Came for redneck randal, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-08-28 10:44:04 PM

Somacandra: Noticeably absent from said coloring book.


How many people did he injure in Boston, straw man?
 
2013-08-28 10:46:07 PM
global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-08-28 10:47:59 PM

sno man: Dead bin Laden smells like duck? hunh.


Thread over, we're done here
 
2013-08-28 10:50:46 PM
Teach them shiatty spelling - teach it to them often!
 
2013-08-28 10:52:05 PM
Nice job, "Americans" you actually made the terrorists look like the good guys here.
 
2013-08-28 10:54:09 PM
farking disgusting. Another example of how patriotism is an acceptable substitute for intelligence in today's America.
 
2013-08-28 10:54:23 PM

Somacandra: [640x632 from http://i.imgur.com/4ZCch3A.jpg image 340x332]

Noticeably absent from said coloring book.


i81.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-28 10:54:54 PM
They're just fighting fire with fire.

th06.deviantart.net
"The American government lies to you! Join the fight for Japanese supremacy of the world! More to come!"
 
2013-08-28 10:55:32 PM
If this wasn't being marketed to children I'd actually find it kind of funny in a gallows humor kind of way. The tire tread over the portrait of the one bomber is what sells it for me.
 
2013-08-28 10:56:10 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-08-28 10:57:52 PM
Well, that's both disgusting and depressing.  Thanks, Internet!
 
2013-08-28 10:58:41 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
i.dailymail.co.uk
pjmedia.com
 
2013-08-28 11:00:09 PM

MBooda: [306x423 from http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/28/article-2403939-1B7F667A0000 05DC-429_306x423.jpg image 306x423]
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you good with the spelling too?
 
2013-08-28 11:02:20 PM
I'm patiently waiting for the religious right in the U.S. to acknowledge publicly that religious laws are secondary to the Constitution.

I'm also curious how a strongly financed military of jets, tanks and battleships is of any help dealing with domestic terrorism.
 
2013-08-28 11:02:58 PM
USA! USA! USA! We don't want none of them fancy reading books!
global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-08-28 11:04:51 PM

The Circle of Derrrrrrrp
The Circle of Derrrrrrrp

i253.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-28 11:05:02 PM
If sharks and crabs could understand homo sapien world cultures I don't think they would get involved in sectarian conflicts.

\Maybe some dolphins would?
 
2013-08-28 11:05:25 PM

sno man: MBooda: [306x423 from http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/28/article-2403939-1B7F667A0000 05DC-429_306x423.jpg image 306x423]
[634x864 from http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/28/article-2403939-1B7F66760000 05DC-748_634x864.jpg image 634x864]
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you good with the spelling too?


Hey, if yoo gots a problum wit' dat, gets a job hannin' out foist grade readers in Deetroit.
 
2013-08-28 11:06:01 PM
In all seriousness... is this threat of Sharia Law somehow being implemented as law somewhere or anywhere in America an actual documented incident? I mean did any actual American citizens who were imams actually go to a city council meeting or convince a state or federal court to hear a case to implement Sharia Law as legal in America?

I keep hearing this talked about, like this is an actual tangible incident (or string of incidents) of imams actually pushing for Sharia Law to be implemented in America... and it actually somehow manages to pass?

Or this another one of these cases of if it happened in a FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW e-mail then it must be true?
 
2013-08-28 11:06:02 PM
Now THAT is some funny farking shiat
 
2013-08-28 11:08:57 PM
cman
Now THAT is some funny farking shiat


It is funny.

If anyone was told here that this was from the onion or from some random 'conservative' source, who could guess correctly other then going with the 50/50?

\Poe's law.
 
2013-08-28 11:11:52 PM

AJatHP: [532x532 from http://imageshack.us/a/img843/8500/odh9.jpg image 532x532]


Ha!

lol
 
2013-08-28 11:13:05 PM
Will the parents handing this out themselves put their own religious convictions second to the laws of the US?  Probably not, hypocrites.
 
2013-08-28 11:13:47 PM
I want stickers in my coloring books. Nice try, propaganda.
 
2013-08-28 11:14:06 PM
Brainwashing children is the only way to propagate Republican "thought" to future generations.
 
2013-08-28 11:17:01 PM

Weatherkiss: In all seriousness... is this threat of Sharia Law somehow being implemented as law somewhere or anywhere in America an actual documented incident? I mean did any actual American citizens who were imams actually go to a city council meeting or convince a state or federal court to hear a case to implement Sharia Law as legal in America?

I keep hearing this talked about, like this is an actual tangible incident (or string of incidents) of imams actually pushing for Sharia Law to be implemented in America... and it actually somehow manages to pass?

Or this another one of these cases of if it happened in a FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW e-mail then it must be true?


This is about as close as I could find.

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2013/05/19/Under-the-US-Supreme-Court -I slamic-law-in-US-courts/UPI-64481368948600/
 
2013-08-28 11:17:08 PM

Weatherkiss: In all seriousness... is this threat of Sharia Law somehow being implemented as law somewhere or anywhere in America an actual documented incident? I mean did any actual American citizens who were imams actually go to a city council meeting or convince a state or federal court to hear a case to implement Sharia Law as legal in America?

I keep hearing this talked about, like this is an actual tangible incident (or string of incidents) of imams actually pushing for Sharia Law to be implemented in America... and it actually somehow manages to pass?

Or this another one of these cases of if it happened in a FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW e-mail then it must be true?


The fact that nobody is actually trying to implement Sharia Law only proves that "those people" are actually trying to implement Sharia Law. Somebody needs to step up in one of those States that has banned it and start challenging blue laws that are also included in Sharia.

"The Quran outlaws the selling of alcohol and prostitution. Since we've banned Sharia law that means booze and hookers for everybody!"
 
2013-08-28 11:17:50 PM

Weatherkiss: In all seriousness... is this threat of Sharia Law somehow being implemented as law somewhere or anywhere in America an actual documented incident? I mean did any actual American citizens who were imams actually go to a city council meeting or convince a state or federal court to hear a case to implement Sharia Law as legal in America?

I keep hearing this talked about, like this is an actual tangible incident (or string of incidents) of imams actually pushing for Sharia Law to be implemented in America... and it actually somehow manages to pass?

Or this another one of these cases of if it happened in a FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW e-mail then it must be true?


It's one of those things that everyone's worried about MIGHT HAPPEN IF WE WERE TAKEN OVER BY EVILLE SKARY MOOSLIMBS OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO STOP THIS BEFORE IT HAPPENS!!! In reality, it has been brought before a real city council  or state court even less often than a group of rabbis have requested a case be tried under rabbinical law instead of American law; or that a bunch of Sikhs have demanded that Vedic law be written into a city charter.

And realistically speaking, I'd bet that 99.8% of those who are so scared about Shari'a law being implemented couldn't even tell you what, if anything, is so bad about it, except the thing about the beheadings and stonings and women having to be covered. And they even get that wrong.
 
2013-08-28 11:20:40 PM
Fowl?
 
2013-08-28 11:21:20 PM

sno man: Dead bin Laden smells like duck? hunh.


Wait, what? <re-reads article> Turn out the lights, we're done.
 
2013-08-28 11:27:55 PM
Derp the potato.  Derp it often.  Derp it to the children.
 
2013-08-28 11:33:47 PM

Weatherkiss: In all seriousness... is this threat of Sharia Law somehow being implemented as law somewhere or anywhere in America an actual documented incident? I mean did any actual American citizens who were imams actually go to a city council meeting or convince a state or federal court to hear a case to implement Sharia Law as legal in America?

I keep hearing this talked about, like this is an actual tangible incident (or string of incidents) of imams actually pushing for Sharia Law to be implemented in America... and it actually somehow manages to pass?

Or this another one of these cases of if it happened in a FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW e-mail then it must be true?


It seems those working hardest against the implementation of what is called Sharia Law happen to be the same individuals working hardest to implement what is actually Sharia Law.

Revocation of separation of Church and State.
Restrictions on speech, especially blasphemy.
Criminalization of homosexuality, pornography, prostitution...
Music and other forms of art.

While explicitly allowing
Violence against women.
Rape.
Even slavery.

Its not Sharia Law when white christians do it? Well, ok, i guess its not, but the end result is the same.

/not if you call it stench blossoms or crapweeds...
 
2013-08-28 11:34:33 PM

Weatherkiss: In all seriousness... is this threat of Sharia Law somehow being implemented as law somewhere or anywhere in America an actual documented incident? I mean did any actual American citizens who were imams actually go to a city council meeting or convince a state or federal court to hear a case to implement Sharia Law as legal in America?

I keep hearing this talked about, like this is an actual tangible incident (or string of incidents) of imams actually pushing for Sharia Law to be implemented in America... and it actually somehow manages to pass?

Or this another one of these cases of if it happened in a FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW e-mail then it must be true?


According to Uncle Herp-a-Derp and Auntie Teabagger on Facebook, Sharia law is being implemented across the United States right now by President Obummer and his loyal cadre of jihadists even as we speak.  And the only solution is for the Texas legislature to pass laws today preventing its spread.

Meanwhile, the FEMA camps are in full swing, and they're dead certain the black helicopters are already en-route for a late night pickupoythfdfsgfasg4##NO CARRIER##.
 
2013-08-28 11:36:02 PM
What does Bradley Manning's gender identity have to do with terrorism?
 
2013-08-28 11:36:34 PM

Cyno01: Weatherkiss: In all seriousness... is this threat of Sharia Law somehow being implemented as law somewhere or anywhere in America an actual documented incident? I mean did any actual American citizens who were imams actually go to a city council meeting or convince a state or federal court to hear a case to implement Sharia Law as legal in America?

I keep hearing this talked about, like this is an actual tangible incident (or string of incidents) of imams actually pushing for Sharia Law to be implemented in America... and it actually somehow manages to pass?

Or this another one of these cases of if it happened in a FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW e-mail then it must be true?

It seems those working hardest against the implementation of what is called Sharia Law happen to be the same individuals working hardest to implement what is actually Sharia Law.

Revocation of separation of Church and State.
Restrictions on speech, especially blasphemy.
Criminalization of homosexuality, pornography, prostitution...
Music and other forms of art.

While explicitly allowing
Violence against women.
Rape.
Even slavery.

Its not Sharia Law when white christians do it? Well, ok, i guess its not, but the end result is the same.

/not if you call it stench blossoms or crapweeds...


Wow

You take something that people on the right say and take it to the extreme

You are a paranoid motherfarker.

You are no better than Alex Jones
 
2013-08-28 11:40:43 PM
Also, on the Boston firemen dick-sucking page, it says "thanks to the brave emergency responders  and American citizensfor the quick action..." You know, I'm pretty sure at least one non-American citizen helped out in that situation, and a Chinese grad student was one of the people killed. I guess only American victims count. On the same page it also has the subtle Obama bashing "When national leaders fail.."

As a parody, this whole thing is well done and amusing. As an actual serious attempt as a teaching tool it is disgusting.
 
2013-08-28 11:41:30 PM

sno man: Dead bin Laden smells like duck? hunh.


Sharks are allergic to the Anatidae family. Something about the feathers. I thought everybody knew that.
 
2013-08-28 11:49:22 PM
Stupid coloring book. Osama Bin Laden died of kidney failure in 2006.
 
2013-08-28 11:51:17 PM
Only one thing comes to mind after reading that.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-29 12:00:48 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Brainwashing children is the only way to propagate Republican "thought" to future generations.



Not true, they're growing the next generation of Fox viewers in jars now.
 
2013-08-29 12:05:32 AM
So when are they going to publish a coloring book featuring anti-abortion terrorists who bomb clinics and murder doctors in the name of life?
 
2013-08-29 12:06:55 AM

Lorelle: So when are they going to publish a coloring book featuring anti-abortion terrorists who bomb clinics and murder doctors in the name of life?


I think I might have some money that I could use to back a project like that
 
2013-08-29 12:07:25 AM

KidneyStone: How many people did he injure in Boston, straw man?


So you didn't get to the third coloring page? Protip: Usually you RTFA before you play the "straw man" card. That way you don't look stupid. Maybe next time.
 
2013-08-29 12:09:22 AM

Somacandra: KidneyStone: How many people did he injure in Boston, straw man?

So you didn't get to the third coloring page? Protip: Usually you RTFA before you play the "straw man" card. That way you don't look stupid. Maybe next time.


I SWEAR TO GOD I will pistol whip the next person who says "Straw man"!
 
2013-08-29 12:17:28 AM
I prefer this one.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-29 12:39:47 AM
They have a coloring book filled with close-up shots of my anus?

/Dad?
 
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