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(KLTV Tyler)   Well, Johnny Manziel was probably going to sit out an entire half of the season opener anyway   ( ) divider line 10
    More: Stupid, Johnny Manziel, ETX News, BCS National Championship Game, Brett McMurphy, Jacksonville  
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2120 clicks; posted to Sports » on 28 Aug 2013 at 5:56 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-28 08:28:43 PM  
2 votes:
I hope that Johnny Manziel's autographing ability isn't hurt by this slap on the wrist.
2013-08-28 04:48:16 PM  
2 votes:
This news retores my faith in the NCAA's hypocrisy levels.
2013-08-28 04:36:13 PM  
2 votes:
The best part of this game will be when the M.O.B takes the field.
2013-08-28 11:01:37 PM  
1 vote:

SubBass49: He got paid CASH to buy RIMS in exchange for signing his autograph.

This is where he went wrong.
Buy some land. Fark spinning rims.
2013-08-28 09:41:00 PM  
1 vote:
It would be cool if Manziel had decided as a freshman in high school that the NCAA was corrupt as shiat and recorded a video detailing his plan to become a superstar football player, then purposely do something illegal and get a slap on the wrist for being white. All because the NCAA had screwed over his favorite player, "whoever", for breaking the rules while having the gall to be black. Everything he's done up until now has all been part of the plan, and at the end of the season he makes the video public(because why disrupt the season any more than it already is) as a giant screw you to the NCAA. Then he goes pro.

I mean, I don't think that was what he was going for, but it sure would have been cool.
2013-08-28 09:12:03 PM  
1 vote:
the Johnny fan zeal money is too much to deny.

i only follow my alma mater regular season and havent cared about the NCAA in 10 years.  we (UK) even went to 4 straight bowl games that were 100% meaningless in an era of making sure every team got a goddam ribbon as long as it sold stadium seats and advertising.
2013-08-28 07:09:55 PM  
1 vote:
What, no pushups or laps?
2013-08-28 06:39:51 PM  
1 vote:
And he'll stay on the bench until he answers the burning questions: Is Suicide really painless, and does it bring on many changes?
2013-08-28 06:03:16 PM  
1 vote:
• Manziel will address the team regarding the situation and lessons learned

"So umm, guys... just umm... don't get anything permanent like a tattoo..."
2013-08-28 05:59:09 PM  
1 vote:
Is Rice that good?
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