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(KLTV Tyler)   Well, Johnny Manziel was probably going to sit out an entire half of the season opener anyway   (kltv.com) divider line 125
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2013-08-28 04:17:14 PM
That's because while he was paid handsomely to sign his autograph at trade shows he actually signed things "Johnny Foozeball."
 
2013-08-28 04:19:18 PM
And thus ends my dwindling interest in college football. Adios.
 
2013-08-28 04:26:21 PM
Can he appeal this down to being banned from the on field introduction?
 
2013-08-28 04:36:13 PM
The best part of this game will be when the M.O.B takes the field.
 
2013-08-28 04:48:16 PM
This news retores my faith in the NCAA's hypocrisy levels.
 
2013-08-28 04:48:53 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: The best part of this game will be when the M.O.B takes the field.


That's probably the only part of any Rice football game worth watching.

Unless you're a fan of total failure.
 
2013-08-28 04:51:58 PM

Marcus Aurelius: This news retores my faith in the NCAA's hypocrisy levels.


They'll be out of business in 5 years, tops.  They just gave every players ever suspended for receiving compensation grounds for a lawsuit.  Terrelle Pryor alone is going to cost them millions.
 
2013-08-28 04:54:21 PM

shifty lookin bleeder: Terrelle Pryor alone is going to cost them millions


Those were my first thoughts as well.  Terrelle, though, had already committed the sin of not playing in the SEC, so I'm not sure how that will affect his legal grounds.
 
2013-08-28 05:02:30 PM

Marcus Aurelius: shifty lookin bleeder: Terrelle Pryor alone is going to cost them millions

Those were my first thoughts as well.  Terrelle, though, had already committed the sin of not playing in the SEC, so I'm not sure how that will affect his legal grounds.


And a mortal sin it was.  The football gods sent him to hell.
 
2013-08-28 05:34:56 PM

HaywoodJablonski: And thus ends my dwindling interest in college football. Adios.


I recommend following the FCS.  It's much more true to the ideal of student athletics, with far less corruption, a true playoff system, yet still delivers a high quality level of play.

If you're in Houston (according to your profile), Houston Baptist is starting a team this year.
 
2013-08-28 05:39:37 PM
That should learn him.
 
2013-08-28 05:58:43 PM
It ain't called aTm for nothin.'
 
2013-08-28 05:59:09 PM
Is Rice that good?
 
2013-08-28 06:00:30 PM

Marcus Aurelius: This news retores my faith in the NCAA's hypocrisy levels.


This.

HaywoodJablonski: And thus ends my dwindling interest in college football. Adios.


And this.
 
2013-08-28 06:03:15 PM
Now it's just Texas A no M.
 
2013-08-28 06:03:16 PM
• Manziel will address the team regarding the situation and lessons learned

"So umm, guys... just umm... don't get anything permanent like a tattoo..."
 
2013-08-28 06:04:03 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: The best part of this game will be when the M.O.B takes the field.


They're not going, dammit.
 
2013-08-28 06:04:28 PM
Well, if it ends middle-aged men masturbating over late teen/early-twenty-something boys because they can pass/run/catch/block/kick I'm for it.
 
2013-08-28 06:04:56 PM
Let this be a lesson to all student athletes.  If you wish to profit off of your name, do not go for material goods.  Cash is the only way to go.

No tattoos.  No cars.  No clothes or hats or shoes.  Straight Cash Homie.
 
2013-08-28 06:05:56 PM
And I submitted this with a much more troll-tastic headline.

"Johnny Manziel to be suspended for first half of season". Probably shouldn't have used the news flash.
 
2013-08-28 06:06:36 PM

Marisyana: Well, if it ends middle-aged men masturbating over late teen/early-twenty-something boys because they can pass/run/catch/block/kick I'm for it.


You've been going to some strange game-day parties.
 
2013-08-28 06:07:00 PM
degenerate-afro: Straight Cash Homie.

Eff Randy, but seriously, THIS.
 
2013-08-28 06:07:11 PM
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2013-08-28 06:07:48 PM
Dez Bryant was suspended an entire season for eating dinner.
 
2013-08-28 06:11:35 PM

Treygreen13: Dez Bryant was suspended an entire season for eating dinner.


And even then, the dinner itself wasn't against the rules. They just felt that he was too shifty when talking about it.
 
2013-08-28 06:13:26 PM
To be fair the NCAA gave him a choice:  Half a game or run 6 laps.
 
2013-08-28 06:15:01 PM
 
2013-08-28 06:15:58 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: The best part of this game will be when the M.O.B takes the field.


THIS. There might even be a riot afterwards.
 
2013-08-28 06:16:56 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Marisyana: Well, if it ends middle-aged men masturbating over late teen/early-twenty-something boys because they can pass/run/catch/block/kick I'm for it.

You've been going to some strange game-day parties.


Eh, I wish.

CSS--I was living in Kentucky when Tim Couch was all the rage.  My husband and I were in a Jeep dealership getting some work done on the Cherokee when in came Timmy.  I swear to Cthulhu every salesman and manager got the biggest boners ever.  Timmy was trailed by an obvious booster with an even bigger boner.  "Anything you want, Tim, anything you want!"

And this was Kentucky, where basketball >>>>>>>> football.  I can only imagine what it's like in Texas, Mississippi, Florida, etc.
 
2013-08-28 06:18:10 PM
I am actually stunned by this in a way.

I could see an entire game, just one, being an outrage and a slap on the wrist.

This is like forcing him to get a BJ from the ugly cheerleader. Just a damn joke
 
2013-08-28 06:20:55 PM

Gonz: They're not going, dammit.


While a total bummer for the fans, it's probably safer for the members of the M.O.B.
 
2013-08-28 06:21:26 PM

Treygreen13: Dez Bryant was suspended an entire season for eating dinner.


No, he was suspended for eating on Prime's Time.

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2013-08-28 06:31:29 PM
Wow, this is a farking joke. Right? Right?

/NCAA needs to EABOD and disappear
//only out-corrupted by FIFA it seems
 
2013-08-28 06:39:51 PM
And he'll stay on the bench until he answers the burning questions: Is Suicide really painless, and does it bring on many changes?
 
2013-08-28 06:40:30 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Treygreen13: Dez Bryant was suspended an entire season for eating dinner.

No, he was suspended for eating on Prime's Time.


Awesome
 
2013-08-28 06:41:05 PM
Troll on, Johnny. Troll on.
 
2013-08-28 06:42:31 PM
This just in, the NCAA is a farking joke.
 
2013-08-28 06:43:29 PM

SilentStrider: This just in, the NCAA is a farking joke.


That's a blatant lie.
 
2013-08-28 06:47:57 PM
Its good to be in the SEC!
 
2013-08-28 06:48:03 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: The best part of this game will be when the M.O.B takes the field.


Lol. Great point. I hope videos are made available
 
2013-08-28 06:48:57 PM
When that asshat that paid Manziel said that even though he paid the kid, he wouldn't tell the NCAA and therefor Manziel would get off, I thought 'Yeah right.'.

Turns out that, yeah, he was right.
 
2013-08-28 06:51:22 PM
He must have hired A-Rods lawyers.
 
2013-08-28 06:52:09 PM

Marisyana: Well, if it ends middle-aged men masturbating over late teen/early-twenty-something boys because they can pass/run/catch/block/kick I'm for it.


TOO OLD!
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2013-08-28 06:52:23 PM
I assumed that they'd do what they did with Pryor - tell him to play all season then retroactively erase everything.
 
2013-08-28 06:57:29 PM
...and my beloved 'Canes will learn what they're getting, after 2+ years, in 6-8 weeks 10 1/2 weeks ago.

I've been sending Emmert a bushel of dicks for his dining pleasure every business day that it's gone beyond 8 weeks.  Am up to 13.  F*ck these people.
 
2013-08-28 07:01:32 PM
A&M is  just proving they are part of the sec by breaking the rules.

<No I dont agree with the rules>

 Nothing to see here move along
 
2013-08-28 07:02:30 PM

degenerate-afro: Let this be a lesson to all student athletes.  If you wish to profit off of your name, be white and affluent.do not go for material goods.  Cash is the only way to go.

No tattoos.  No cars.  No clothes or hats or shoes.  Straight Cash Homie.


FTFY
 
2013-08-28 07:04:25 PM
According to PTI the half game suspension was because he failed to do enough to stop them from selling his autographs.

They should suspend him an extra half game for not doing enough to stop the NCAA from selling his jersey. Just go full on derp with it.

/prediction: AM has a very disappointing season and don't even compete for the SEC title
//also Alabama dominates Johnny Football this time
 
2013-08-28 07:05:36 PM
Normally I think Doyel is a bloviating asshat, but he is spot-on in his evaluation of the NCAA looking the other way for Johnny Douchebag and their power football conference brokers:

Pops like the NCAA's credibility
 
2013-08-28 07:09:01 PM
Step1 - Be White
Step2 - Do the wrong thing
Step3 - Profit
Step4 - Profit some more

Sounds like the NCAA & A&M are giving little Johnny a great education in WHITE-collar crime and the punishment that usually follows.
 
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