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(Bloomberg)   The brothels in Nevada are suffering thanks to the internet. Thanks, Al Gore   (bloomberg.com) divider line 85
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2013-08-28 04:30:15 PM
I don't get it. Selling is legal; f*cking is legal; so why isn't selling f*cking legal?

-George Carlin
 
2013-08-28 04:30:18 PM
Maybe they should borrow some swallows from Capistrano.

I hear some desperate sickos pay more for that sort of stuff.
 
2013-08-28 04:32:05 PM
if you can find pussy cheaper anywhere, fark it
 
2013-08-28 04:36:48 PM
Great one subby. Some good headlines today.
 
2013-08-28 04:37:33 PM
Eh, they'll bounce back.

And forth.

And back again.

/boobies!
//for rent!
 
2013-08-28 04:38:40 PM
There is a free movie on Hulu that was shot at one of the bordellos in the late 70's.

Reading the article, I think the same women are still working there.
 
2013-08-28 04:38:51 PM
You should have spelled it "Algore", subby.
 
2013-08-28 04:38:56 PM
Poor, beleaguered whores.
 
2013-08-28 04:41:24 PM
fap.to

What a prostitute might look like
 
2013-08-28 04:45:28 PM
Please, won't somebody think of the whores?


_____________

Also; how do they figure the internet is a reasonable threat to their business? If someone wants to bang a prostitute, they're probably more likely to get one locally anyway, not fly out to the middle of the goddamn desert.

I'd hypothesize that the transition of Las Vegas from a town of debauchery, gangsters, and whatnot to a place where middle-aged office women go to rent limousines and drink martinis is more to blame.
 
2013-08-28 04:45:30 PM
One owner said you'll always make money in the biz though.
I'd probably pay for sex at some point when I'm older. I mean if it was clean why not. I've spent tens of thousands of dollars at bars picking up girls. Why not a few hundo at legal whore store.
 
2013-08-28 04:47:59 PM
This actually makes me sad. Prostitution is like abortion imo. Whether it is legal or illegal, people are stil going to do it. The only difference is if it is safe/regulated or done dangerously in a back alley.

These women have a right to be safe in their profession. Prostitution should be legal to protect these women. I wouldn't want to be one, but I'm not about to demonize someone else for using their assets to make money.
 
2013-08-28 04:48:20 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: I don't get it. Selling is legal; f*cking is legal; so why isn't selling f*cking legal?

-George Carlin


Having sex is legal. Having kids is legal.
 
2013-08-28 04:51:48 PM

Morgellons: Please, won't somebody think of the whores?


I am, but I can only do so much!
 
2013-08-28 04:51:55 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: I don't get it. Selling is legal; f*cking is legal; so why isn't selling f*cking legal?

-George Carlin


It's totally legal.  You just need to pay someone to videotape you and put it on the internet.  What are you so afraid of, prude?
 
2013-08-28 04:53:55 PM

Morgellons: Please, won't somebody think of the whores?


_____________

Also; how do they figure the internet is a reasonable threat to their business? If someone wants to bang a prostitute, they're probably more likely to get one locally anyway, not fly out to the middle of the goddamn desert.

I'd hypothesize that the transition of Las Vegas from a town of debauchery, gangsters, and whatnot to a place where middle-aged office women go to rent limousines and drink martinis is more to blame.


This.

And backpage is just spammers, scammers and cops. Unless things have changed recently.
 
2013-08-28 04:53:56 PM

medius: if you can find pussy cheaper anywhere, fark it


You can fly to a Central American country and fark all day for the price some of the brothels charge.
 
2013-08-28 04:54:48 PM

you have pee hands: Kumana Wanalaia: I don't get it. Selling is legal; f*cking is legal; so why isn't selling f*cking legal?

-George Carlin

It's totally legal.  You just need to pay someone to videotape you and put it on the internet.  What are you so afraid of, prude?


The plus?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401647/Cameron-Bay-porn-sta r- distraught-contracting-HIV.html
 
2013-08-28 04:55:50 PM
In California, apparently, you can pay people to have sex with each other, as long as one of them isn't you. So there's the loophole: johns hire each other to be cameramen.  Then it's a movie!
 
2013-08-28 04:56:32 PM
What's going on?  I just spent the past half hour googling Brooke Taylor, what did I miss?
 
2013-08-28 04:57:25 PM

ManRay: medius: if you can find pussy cheaper anywhere, fark it

You can fly to a Central American country and fark all day for the price some of the brothels charge.


savejersey.com

"For my money, I get more bang for my buck in the Dominican Republic. Boy, oh boy, do I!"
 
2013-08-28 04:59:25 PM
Meh. Brothels in Nevada (used to) discriminate in which clients they took anyways. No blacks, asians, disabled people and there was one other group that used to be turned away by the brothels.

Yes, I am a blackasian cripple.
 
2013-08-28 05:02:51 PM

skinink: Meh. Brothels in Nevada (used to) discriminate in which clients they took anyways. No blacks, asians, disabled people and there was one other group that used to be turned away by the brothels.

Yes, I am a blackasian cripple.


There is one that specializes in Asian women.
 
2013-08-28 05:10:59 PM
They need to reposition themselves in this dot com world. Have the ladies work the sex phone lines while not working the rooms. Work smarter, not harder. Maybe set up a few web cams and charge the lookey lous per lookey.

Reassess their growth points and change the pardym from the inside. I have no idea what that means. But they should do it.
 
2013-08-28 05:12:39 PM
Too late to help Senator Geary.
 
2013-08-28 05:14:29 PM
If you ever watch those "Bunny Ranch" shows on HBO you would know why. That has got to be the most depressing looking place on earth with high mileage girls working there. They charge like $600 hr for some 40 year old with a bad boob job and cellulite on her butt. The girls are all chunky and desperate looking. Just drive on into Vegas and get the illegal top-shelf kind...they are in every bar and hotel.
 
2013-08-28 05:17:26 PM

Harry Freakstorm: They need to reposition themselves in this dot com world. Have the ladies work the sex phone lines while not working the rooms. Work smarter, not harder. Maybe set up a few web cams and charge the lookey lous per lookey. Reassess their growth points and change the pardym from the inside. I have no idea what that means. But they should do it.


Brilliant!.jpg
 
2013-08-28 05:17:42 PM

skinink: No blacks


Is that because the Alabama black snake was too beaucoup ?
 
2013-08-28 05:19:46 PM
fruitfly.files.wordpress.com

Probably going to blame it on Obama....
 
2013-08-28 05:21:12 PM
I'm waiting for a Groupon offer.
 
2013-08-28 05:23:12 PM
I got other stuff to spend money on
 
2013-08-28 05:25:39 PM
Sarah Vandella is working in a Nevada brothel?  Guess the porn career either did not work out or she just really enjoys farking.
 
2013-08-28 05:26:24 PM
How can you tell if white people have invaded your country?

They build a bar, a church, a whorehouse and a bank.

I have to admit, as an economic indicator, this is disturbing.

As a rule, people will always pay for dope, hooch and snooch.  If these gals are worried about the gas bill, things are tight.
 
2013-08-28 05:27:14 PM

beachboy: If you ever watch those "Bunny Ranch" shows on HBO you would know why. That has got to be the most depressing looking place on earth with high mileage girls working there. They charge like $600 hr for some 40 year old with a bad boob job and cellulite on her butt. The girls are all chunky and desperate looking. Just drive on into Vegas and get the illegal top-shelf kind...they are in every bar and hotel.


yeah, that show was enough to dispel any notion that prostitution could be not gross.
 
2013-08-28 05:28:27 PM

beachboy: Just drive on into Vegas and get the illegal top-shelf kind


You realize that's a 450 mile drive from the Bunny Ranch, right?

/Drove through Mound House yesterday.
 
2013-08-28 05:31:46 PM

Kuroshin: Eh, they'll bounce back.

And forth.

And back again.

/boobies!
//for rent!


You're not renting teh boobies; you're paying them to go away afterward.
 
2013-08-28 05:37:36 PM
Judging from the people interviewed in TFA, maybe they should actually hire some women under 30? Nothing wrong with cougars or anything, but not everyone wants them quite so high-mileage. Although I suppose the 25 y/o hookers are tech-savvy enough to be part of the internet escort revolution that's killing the brothels.

Maybe these places should hire a bunch of porn stars and have them produce movies to act as free advertising for the bawdy house in question. You put an ad at the end of video saying, come to our brothel in Nevada and you too can bang the girl in the video for the right price.
 
2013-08-28 05:37:44 PM

Morgellons: Please, won't somebody think of the whores?


_____________

Also; how do they figure the internet is a reasonable threat to their business? If someone wants to bang a prostitute, they're probably more likely to get one locally anyway, not fly out to the middle of the goddamn desert.

I'd hypothesize that the transition of Las Vegas from a town of debauchery, gangsters, and whatnot to a place where middle-aged office women go to rent limousines and drink martinis is more to blame.


The internet is a threat to the business because prostitutes are using it to book clients themselves without going through a fixed location that takes a cut.  Remember the bordellos take a high percentage of the resulting encounter for providing security, access to clients, facilities, guaranteed health checks, and a legal place to operate.  For those able to operate as an independent contractor they get to keep all the proceeds while having to provide their own locations and security.  For the porn stars/prostitutes they may have enough notoriety to bring in work so that they can earn much more as an independent operator self-booking appointments.  Of course for those operating independently, there is a risk that they are not operating in the law and have the normal health certifications so the industry becomes less safe and therefore runs the risk of being shut down.
 
2013-08-28 05:38:31 PM

mcreadyblue: skinink: Meh. Brothels in Nevada (used to) discriminate in which clients they took anyways. No blacks, asians, disabled people and there was one other group that used to be turned away by the brothels.

Yes, I am a blackasian cripple.

There is one that specializes in Asian women.


i didn't realize asian women frequented brothels enough to have one cater to them
 
2013-08-28 05:42:26 PM
Out in the middle of nowhere and overpriced; Dennis, the Internet is not your problem.
 
2013-08-28 05:49:57 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Judging from the people interviewed in TFA, maybe they should actually hire some women under 30? Nothing wrong with cougars or anything, but not everyone wants them quite so high-mileage. Although I suppose the 25 y/o hookers are tech-savvy enough to be part of the internet escort revolution that's killing the brothels.


You've got it there. The brothel is going the way of the 8 track tape : only used by old people and hipsters who think it's ironic and kistchy.
 
2013-08-28 05:51:34 PM

skinink: Meh. Brothels in Nevada (used to) discriminate in which clients they took anyways. No blacks, asians, disabled people and there was one other group that used to be turned away by the brothels.

Yes, I am a blackasian cripple.


This isn't uncommon. Most GFEs and other high end bangtails won't cater to anything other thank white folk.
 
2013-08-28 05:56:19 PM

runwiz: I'm waiting for a Groupon offer.


I don't know if I'd use a hooker that accepted coupons.
 
2013-08-28 05:59:36 PM
I look at prostitution the same way I look at hamburgers.  I could go to my local McDonalds and get a hamburger.  Or I could fly on Southwest to the middle of the desert, rent a $300 limo, drive an hour to Pahrump, and pay $500+ to stick my dick in a tired-looking middle-aged ex-porn star hamburger.

My point?  They're all brown on the inside, bro.
 
2013-08-28 06:06:42 PM
I believe they changed the law a couple of years ago but for a long time Alabama had no statewide law against prostitution. Most cities had laws but if you were in a rural area, chances were that it was legal. Of course, in rural areas quite a few things were de facto legal even if there were laws written down against it.

Farking for money legal in parts of Alabam
 
2013-08-28 06:07:36 PM

ManateeGag: I don't know if I'd use a hooker that accepted coupons.


What about one that lets you pay by credit card... just swipe it through the slot.
 
2013-08-28 06:10:17 PM

shamalamadingdong: I look at prostitution the same way I look at hamburgers.  I could go to my local McDonalds and get a hamburger.  Or I could fly on Southwest to the middle of the desert, rent a $300 limo, drive an hour to Pahrump, and pay $500+ to stick my dick in a tired-looking middle-aged ex-porn star hamburger.

My point?  They're all brown on the inside, bro.


Yep.  farkin' eh right bro.
 
2013-08-28 06:18:34 PM
I think its more of a no one wants to pay $5k to get laid kind of thing.
 
2013-08-28 06:22:15 PM

cman: I think its more of a no one wants to pay $5k to get laid kind of thing.


Sorry, disregard this

I meant Argentina

Japanese and Argentines look so much alike that I can't really tell the difference betwixt the two
 
2013-08-28 06:27:13 PM

ManRay: medius: if you can find pussy cheaper anywhere, fark it

You can fly to a Central American country and fark all day for the price some of the brothels charge.


I think this is the biggest factor. American sex tourists go to big cities in Mexico or Brazil or Thailand, not to Middle of Nowhere, NV.

Backpage and similar sites might hurt the brothel's business too, as guys find it easier to connect discretely with prostitutes.
 
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