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2013-08-28 04:49:02 PM
Have Cobb, will travel.
 
2013-08-28 04:51:04 PM

brap: Have Cobb, will travel.


My grandfather invented the Cobb salad
 
2013-08-28 04:51:41 PM
I like mine with grape jelly.
 
2013-08-28 04:52:26 PM
I only eat salad alone.  Usually while laughing.
 
2013-08-28 04:54:32 PM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: I only eat salad alone.  Usually while laughing.


must be the peyote
 
2013-08-28 05:00:29 PM
Is that real?   tossing the salad?

I sort of want to know, but really don't.

Could some brave soul (with a cast iron stomach) please google "tossing the salad" and get back to us with a report?
 
2013-08-28 05:01:22 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: brap: Have Cobb, will travel.

My grandfather invented the Cobb salad


He was at the Brown Derby?
 
2013-08-28 05:04:20 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: brap: Have Cobb, will travel.

My grandfather invented the Cobb salad

He was at the Brown Derby?


I believe the Brown Derby was where the Caesar Salad was originally created. In LA. Isn't the Cobb Salad a NY dish?
 
2013-08-28 05:04:55 PM

SirEattonHogg: Is that real?   tossing the salad?

I sort of want to know, but really don't.

Could some brave soul (with a cast iron stomach) please google "tossing the salad" and get back to us with a report?


So I take it you're either under 13 or above 65.
 
2013-08-28 05:05:10 PM

Boo_Guy: I like mine with grape jelly.


prefers syrup
 
2013-08-28 05:06:33 PM

brap: Have Cobb, will travel.


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Will be in his bunk.
 
2013-08-28 05:10:06 PM

SirEattonHogg: Is that real?   tossing the salad?


Tossing might produce too much froth. Why not try a stirring motion, or maybe a poke and spin?
 
2013-08-28 05:11:33 PM

dericwater: JohnAnnArbor: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: brap: Have Cobb, will travel.

My grandfather invented the Cobb salad

He was at the Brown Derby?

I believe the Brown Derby was where the Caesar Salad was originally created. In LA. Isn't the Cobb Salad a NY dish?


Wikipedia gives the origin of both the salad and the grandfather remark.
 
2013-08-28 05:12:28 PM
Salad, we can all agree, is a profoundly isolating meal in our age

And that's where I stopped reading.
 
2013-08-28 05:15:43 PM
Salad freaks are so anal.
 
2013-08-28 05:20:55 PM

numbone: Salad freaks are so anal.


Fiber.
 
2013-08-28 05:23:35 PM
Christianmingle?
 
2013-08-28 05:25:37 PM

SirEattonHogg: Is that real?   tossing the salad?

I sort of want to know, but really don't.

Could some brave soul (with a cast iron stomach) please google "tossing the salad" and get back to us with a report?


Sometimes you just gotta get gritty.  Take that business into the shower if it really bothers you.
 
2013-08-28 05:28:27 PM
I thought that app already existed and was called Grindr.
 
2013-08-28 05:35:23 PM

bunner: Salad, we can all agree, is a profoundly isolating meal in our age

And that's where I stopped reading.


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2013-08-28 05:49:39 PM
The 21st century version of Singles Night at the local Safeway.
 
2013-08-28 05:50:58 PM

bunner: Salad, we can all agree, is a profoundly isolating meal in our age

And that's where I stopped reading.


Right?  WTF does that even mean?

The only thing isolating about vegetarianism is if you become one of those "can't-eat-meat-but-sure-as-fark-can-talk-about-it" types who can't eat a meal without yammering non-stop about how what everyone else is eating is awful/stinks/unhealthy/murder/etc.
 
2013-08-28 06:01:46 PM
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2013-08-28 06:01:54 PM

JohnAnnArbor: dericwater: JohnAnnArbor: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: brap: Have Cobb, will travel.

My grandfather invented the Cobb salad

He was at the Brown Derby?

I believe the Brown Derby was where the Caesar Salad was originally created. In LA. Isn't the Cobb Salad a NY dish?

Wikipedia gives the origin of both the salad and the grandfather remark.


No it doesn't
 
2013-08-28 06:15:24 PM
 
2013-08-28 06:17:28 PM

chitownmike: JohnAnnArbor: dericwater: JohnAnnArbor: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: brap: Have Cobb, will travel.

My grandfather invented the Cobb salad

He was at the Brown Derby?

I believe the Brown Derby was where the Caesar Salad was originally created. In LA. Isn't the Cobb Salad a NY dish?

Wikipedia gives the origin of both the salad and the grandfather remark.

No it doesn't


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Uhhh.... you mean it doesn't exactly specify who invented it?  This is true.  Nobody is quite sure.

Buuuuuut the Grandfather joke is clearly stated as being a Curb Your Enthusiasm reference in the "Origin" section.
 
2013-08-28 06:19:21 PM

GoodDoctorB: The only thing isolating about vegetarianism is if you become one of those "can't-eat-meat-but-sure-as-fark-can-talk-about-it" types who can't eat a meal without yammering non-stop about how what everyone else is eating is awful/stinks/unhealthy/murder/etc.


If you think that's interesting, try having dinner with a vegan, gay, atheist smoke nazi.
 
2013-08-28 06:31:06 PM

bunner: GoodDoctorB: The only thing isolating about vegetarianism is if you become one of those "can't-eat-meat-but-sure-as-fark-can-talk-about-it" types who can't eat a meal without yammering non-stop about how what everyone else is eating is awful/stinks/unhealthy/murder/etc.

If you think that's interesting, try having dinner with a vegan, gay, atheist smoke nazi.


drawchan.net
 
2013-08-28 06:36:55 PM
"i just wanted to say that you are, of course a murderous bastard for having the veal, probably secretly fear or hate me for my sexuality, and are taking years off my life with the tobacco smell on your shirt, but I'm sure you can straighten it all out later with your invisible sky wizard friend ins some 6 story Gothic monstrosity on your knees to some fat man in a robe.  Who probably smokes and eats meat.  But we can have a nice dinner anyway, because I'm big enough to overlook your reprehensible ignorance."  *repeat full spectrum of tangents on same assertions for two hours.
 
2013-08-28 06:46:08 PM

bunner: "i just wanted to say that you are, of course a murderous bastard for having the veal, probably secretly fear or hate me for my sexuality, and are taking years off my life with the tobacco smell on your shirt, but I'm sure you can straighten it all out later with your invisible sky wizard friend ins some 6 story Gothic monstrosity on your knees to some fat man in a robe.  Who probably smokes and eats meat.  But we can have a nice dinner anyway, because I'm big enough to overlook your reprehensible ignorance."  *repeat full spectrum of tangents on same assertions for two hours.


Sure, they're not wrong, they're just an asshole.
 
2013-08-28 06:48:56 PM
If the smell of residual tobacco smoke and somebody else eating a pork chop is going to be the end of you, you should probably call the coroner and ask if he's on your way home.   :  )
 
2013-08-28 06:53:56 PM

GoodDoctorB: chitownmike: JohnAnnArbor: dericwater: JohnAnnArbor: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: brap: Have Cobb, will travel.

My grandfather invented the Cobb salad

He was at the Brown Derby?

I believe the Brown Derby was where the Caesar Salad was originally created. In LA. Isn't the Cobb Salad a NY dish?

Wikipedia gives the origin of both the salad and the grandfather remark.

No it doesn't



Uhhh.... you mean it doesn't exactly specify who invented it?  This is true.  Nobody is quite sure.

Buuuuuut the Grandfather joke is clearly stated as being a Curb Your Enthusiasm reference in the "Origin" section.


Isn't that a Seinfeld reference? I mean, Larry David did write for the show, so you were close.
 
2013-08-28 06:59:01 PM
I downloaded the app and it wants me to sit on my iphone and let it "scan"

I sense something is amiss
 
2013-08-28 07:05:09 PM

blatz514: GoodDoctorB: chitownmike: JohnAnnArbor: dericwater: JohnAnnArbor: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: brap: Have Cobb, will travel.

My grandfather invented the Cobb salad

He was at the Brown Derby?

I believe the Brown Derby was where the Caesar Salad was originally created. In LA. Isn't the Cobb Salad a NY dish?

Wikipedia gives the origin of both the salad and the grandfather remark.

No it doesn't

Uhhh.... you mean it doesn't exactly specify who invented it?  This is true.  Nobody is quite sure.

Buuuuuut the Grandfather joke is clearly stated as being a Curb Your Enthusiasm reference in the "Origin" section.

Isn't that a Seinfeld reference? I mean, Larry David did write for the show, so you were close.


Bob Cobb appeared on Seinfeld first, yes, but to my knowledge, the reference originates here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ULYWaUZMLA
 
2013-08-28 07:30:24 PM
Is this the new, furtive way of saying "No Fatties"?
 
2013-08-28 07:36:45 PM

browntimmy: SirEattonHogg: Is that real?   tossing the salad?

I sort of want to know, but really don't.

Could some brave soul (with a cast iron stomach) please google "tossing the salad" and get back to us with a report?

So I take it you're either under 13 or above 65.


Hah. Was going to say something similar.

I can't believe anyone could question what that is, when the only real question is syrup or jelly.
 
2013-08-28 07:40:20 PM
eCellmate
 
2013-08-28 09:07:52 PM
And here I thought it was some kind of kinky date app that you entered in your various fetishes and sexual likes and it lets you know when someone of the opposite sex nearby is into the same thing.
 
2013-08-28 09:08:34 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: And here I thought it was some kind of kinky date app that you entered in your various fetishes and sexual likes and it lets you know when someone of the opposite sex nearby is into the same thing.


Er, thought it was going to be...etc.
 
2013-08-28 09:37:20 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: And here I thought it was some kind of kinky date app that you entered in your various fetishes and sexual likes and it lets you know when someone of the opposite sex nearby is into the same thing.


Fetaish?  You're looking for the Greek salad.
 
2013-08-28 10:39:18 PM
I make macaroni salad when I'm asked to bring a side to an event. Depending on whose party it is, I sometimes mix the macaroni with my penis.
 
2013-08-28 11:19:54 PM

bunner: Salad, we can all agree, is a profoundly isolating meal in our age

And that's where I stopped reading.


You got that far?
 
2013-08-28 11:24:36 PM

AngryDragon: bunner: Salad, we can all agree, is a profoundly isolating meal in our age

And that's where I stopped reading.

You got that far?


Slow day.
 
2013-08-29 12:28:42 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: brap: Have Cobb, will travel.

My grandfather invented the Cobb salad


My grandfather invented the Kool-Aid Man.  Well, the marketing team he was working with at the time did.

/csb
 
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