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2013-08-28 04:52:04 PM
8 votes:
Amanda Tynes

You're not fooling anyone Amanda Bynes.
2013-08-28 06:36:20 PM
4 votes:
i1.ytimg.com
2013-08-28 07:41:49 PM
3 votes:
I miss the old days. When someone spraypainted "Coffee Nerves' sister sucks the best dick" on the water tower I just climbed up there with a can of Rust-O-Leum and sprayed "No she don't."
2013-08-29 07:23:34 AM
1 votes:

MadAzza: I had not heard of using tea tree oil on my weeners. I have several at my disposal


Slut
2013-08-28 11:30:40 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Back in the 80's when my old man was in the Coast Guard there was some officers pulling a lot of bullshiat with the enlisted men.  My mom took it upon herself at the time to start raising hell with the state senators.  My old man at the time was a 2nd Class Aviation Machinist Mate.  Not a high rank, not exactly in a position to put the Captain's career in jeopardy.   Before too long my old man gets called in by the CO and told "Control your wife".  His response was perfect.

"Sir, my wife is a civilian.  I don't control her and you have no legal authority to give her orders."

The problem suddenly went away once the CO and the Senator had a phone conversation.  Don't fark with a wife.  They can be mean.


Mr. Wonder was told to "control his wife" by his battalion executive officer while still active duty. The offense? I told the battalion commander's wife making a formal event mandatory for all soldiers and their spouses (an idea that the XO had apparnetly been kicking around to everyone but the big boss) was not going to be good for morale. My husband politely responded back that it was in everyone's best interest that he do no such thing.

/I don't often have fun in the Army, but when I do, it's mandatory.
2013-08-28 06:40:27 PM
1 votes:
There's a bar in the Yukon that needs a new toe.
2013-08-28 06:20:04 PM
1 votes:
I have always felt that Lawrence Tynes should be allowed to call his own plays.
2013-08-28 06:11:30 PM
1 votes:
Wife-like Twittering detected?
2013-08-28 06:08:10 PM
1 votes:
That was a pretty non-event article
Is it the weekend already?
2013-08-28 06:08:05 PM
1 votes:
Is someone going to need to choke a biatch
2013-08-28 06:07:19 PM
1 votes:

Shostie: Amanda Tynes

You're not fooling anyone Amanda Bynes.


She was bitten by a bat.
2013-08-28 06:06:23 PM
1 votes:
What cracks me up is when a guy gets in trouble at work for something or doesn't get something he wanted and the wife calls or shows up to take up his case.  Seen it happen at least a few times in my career.  Even had some guys mother call once.
2013-08-28 06:03:11 PM
1 votes:
I have no wife. So suck it, suckmitter.

/so ronery
2013-08-28 04:43:06 PM
1 votes:
Especially if they were talking about how good my brother was in bed.
 
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