MadAzza: I had not heard of using tea tree oil on my weeners. I have several at my disposal
Smeggy Smurf: Back in the 80's when my old man was in the Coast Guard there was some officers pulling a lot of bullshiat with the enlisted men. My mom took it upon herself at the time to start raising hell with the state senators. My old man at the time was a 2nd Class Aviation Machinist Mate. Not a high rank, not exactly in a position to put the Captain's career in jeopardy. Before too long my old man gets called in by the CO and told "Control your wife". His response was perfect."Sir, my wife is a civilian. I don't control her and you have no legal authority to give her orders."The problem suddenly went away once the CO and the Senator had a phone conversation. Don't fark with a wife. They can be mean.
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