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(Tampa Bay Online)   Don't you love it when your wife goes on Twitter to contradict your boss?   ( divider line
    More: Florida, MRSA, Lawrence Tynes, Greg Schiano, intravenous  
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15138 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Aug 2013 at 6:01 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-28 06:19:46 PM  
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Back in the 80's when my old man was in the Coast Guard there was some officers pulling a lot of bullshiat with the enlisted men.  My mom took it upon herself at the time to start raising hell with the state senators.  My old man at the time was a 2nd Class Aviation Machinist Mate.  Not a high rank, not exactly in a position to put the Captain's career in jeopardy.   Before too long my old man gets called in by the CO and told "Control your wife".  His response was perfect.

"Sir, my wife is a civilian.  I don't control her and you have no legal authority to give her orders."

The problem suddenly went away once the CO and the Senator had a phone conversation.  Don't fark with a wife.  They can be mean.
2013-08-28 06:13:33 PM  
2 votes:
Always wear flip-flops in the locker room.
2013-08-28 06:38:43 PM  
1 vote:
ooof, MRSA is the worst.

My daughter got MRSA infection on her knee, took about 6 months to get rid of it, and she had to take some pretty hefty antibiotics to combat it. There was talk of surgery to cut out part of her knee and even the possibility of amputation if it didn't get better.  She was 15-16 at the time.  Not something one wants to contemplate.
2013-08-28 06:20:27 PM  
1 vote:
As someone who works in a high-risk MSRA (staph infection) environment, I understand. Odds are someone wasn't wearing their shower shoes in the locker room shower and contracted it there.

When it's found offshore, it's almost a biological warfare response to killing it. Nasty stuff.

/paranoid about catching it

//always wear shower shoes

///even at home.

NSFW or lunch
2013-08-28 06:12:41 PM  
1 vote:
The "LOL" really made it for me.
2013-08-28 04:43:06 PM  
1 vote:
Especially if they were talking about how good my brother was in bed.
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