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2013-08-28 04:20:13 PM  
Not yet. Later.
 
2013-08-28 04:20:24 PM  
Yeah, okay. Let's go with this one. :P
 
2013-08-28 04:20:34 PM  
Bravo subby, but not yet.
 
2013-08-28 04:21:00 PM  
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2013-08-28 04:21:11 PM  
remember the pig blood covered bullets
 
2013-08-28 04:21:19 PM  
If only the poor victims at that military base were armed, then this senseless tragedy wouldn't have happened.
 
2013-08-28 04:21:38 PM  
good
 
2013-08-28 04:21:45 PM  
came here to invoke gen pershing and I see it has already been done.
 
2013-08-28 04:21:47 PM  
I LOLed out loud at the headline.
 
2013-08-28 04:21:52 PM  
Should have given him life in prison
 
2013-08-28 04:21:54 PM  
Lol subby.
 
2013-08-28 04:22:00 PM  
Oh well.  It's what he wanted anyways.

What's the method?  firing squad?  lethal injection?
 
2013-08-28 04:22:05 PM  
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2013-08-28 04:22:08 PM  

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And we're done here.
 
2013-08-28 04:22:20 PM  
And, nothing of value will be lost.
 
2013-08-28 04:22:25 PM  
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2013-08-28 04:22:35 PM  

Ishkur: If only the poor victims at that military base were armed, then this senseless tragedy wouldn't have happened.


Lol, you don't know that all arms are locked up in a military base unless you're an mp or have some other official business being under arms
 
2013-08-28 04:22:41 PM  

Ishkur: If only the poor victims at that military base were armed, then this senseless tragedy wouldn't have happened.


Can't tell whether bad troll or subtle pseudotroll, but most of the people on base aren't allowed to carry.
 
2013-08-28 04:22:48 PM  
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2013-08-28 04:23:05 PM  
As someone who doesn't support the death penalty this is one of those times where you just don't bother arguing against it and  let the people have their fun in cheering for this guy to be killed.
 
2013-08-28 04:23:11 PM  
Ha, Mithras - great minds think alike. :)
 
2013-08-28 04:23:21 PM  
Giving him what he wants. Martyrs death. Sheesh, make him spend all of his life in prison, don't kill him.
 
2013-08-28 04:23:57 PM  
Well played, subby. I loled.
 
2013-08-28 04:24:07 PM  
Am I the only one who thought of Gung Ho when reading the headline?
 
2013-08-28 04:24:09 PM  
I submitted this with a boring headline.
 
2013-08-28 04:24:10 PM  

AeAe: Oh well.  It's what he wanted anyways.

What's the method?  firing squad?  lethal injection?


Oh the typical ways to be executed, I think I'd prefer firing squad. That's a gentlemen's execution. Being hang or chaired is for the commoners.
 
2013-08-28 04:24:20 PM  
I'm sure this will bring all of his victims back to life.
 
2013-08-28 04:24:27 PM  

booger42: Giving him what he wants. Martyrs death. Sheesh, make him spend all of his life in prison, don't kill him.


Yeah I was thinking this too.  Plus feed him bacon for breakfast.  and sausages.
 
2013-08-28 04:24:42 PM  
I'd have preferred he gotten life. Now some assholes will think he's a martyr instead of the criminal that he is.
 
2013-08-28 04:24:47 PM  
So, I hear you like Allah. Want to meet him...real soon?
 
2013-08-28 04:25:00 PM  
Eh, he'd claim he's a martyr either way. Life in prison, he's suffering for the faith; dead, he's suffered for the faith. No big difference.
 
2013-08-28 04:25:01 PM  
Life in solitary with no books, including the quran.
 
2013-08-28 04:25:02 PM  
Obama's Death Panel strikes again.
 
2013-08-28 04:25:26 PM  

AeAe: Oh well.  It's what he wanted anyways.

What's the method?  firing squad?  lethal injection?


Lethal Injection is the only method permitted by the military
 
2013-08-28 04:25:52 PM  

Headso: As someone who doesn't support the death penalty this is one of those times where you just don't bother arguing against it and  let the people have their fun in cheering for this guy to be killed.


Right there with you.
 
2013-08-28 04:25:53 PM  
Death penalty.....
to be carried out in 20 years from now while taxpayers flip the bill for his incarceration in the meantime.
 
2013-08-28 04:26:06 PM  

Frank N Stein: AeAe: Oh well.  It's what he wanted anyways.

What's the method?  firing squad?  lethal injection?

Oh the typical ways to be executed, I think I'd prefer firing squad. That's a gentlemen's execution. Being hang or chaired is for the commoners.


You know what the Muslim method is?  They dig a hole, put you in the hole up to your waist, then, throw rocks at you until dead.  Brutal.

Or they cut your head off.
 
2013-08-28 04:26:20 PM  

chrylis: Ishkur: If only the poor victims at that military base were armed, then this senseless tragedy wouldn't have happened.

Can't tell whether bad troll or subtle pseudotroll, but most of the people on base aren't allowed to carry.


Instead of either of those, I'm just going with "He/she is a moran."
 
2013-08-28 04:26:28 PM  
"remember the pig blood covered bullets"

And sorry, the only choices for your last meal are: Pork Chops, Pork Spare ribs, Pulled Pork, Ham hocks, Bacon Cheeseburger (non Halal meat), or Pork Loin roast. You can wash it down with a nice cold Old Milwaukee!

Do they still have firing squads in the army?
 
2013-08-28 04:26:43 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Life in solitary with no books, including the quran.


life in solitary with only the quran, but no toilet paper
 
2013-08-28 04:26:51 PM  

Headso: As someone who doesn't support the death penalty this is one of those times where you just don't bother arguing against it and  let the people have their fun in cheering for this guy to be killed.


Yeah, you do that.  He'll die of natural causes long before his appeals run out, anyway.
 
2013-08-28 04:27:21 PM  
Just in from Australia, yesterday Hasan Chopped
 
2013-08-28 04:27:28 PM  

Headso: As someone who doesn't support the death penalty this is one of those times where you just don't bother arguing against it and  let the people have their fun in cheering for this guy to be killed.


Nah. I'm all for throwing him in a dank hole and denying him martyrdom.

Why don't the pro-death penalty people understand real vengeance?
 
2013-08-28 04:28:14 PM  

Headso: As someone who doesn't support the death penalty this is one of those times where you just don't bother arguing against it and  let the people have their fun in cheering for this guy to be killed.


This is a model case for opponents of the death penalty, since guilt is not in doubt and the guy clearly deserves whatever he gets. We may only oppose death on principle (and I do).

/I am in favor of life in solitary
 
2013-08-28 04:28:40 PM  
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Oh Hai! What's goin on in this thread?
 
2013-08-28 04:28:40 PM  
Just commit the execution but lie about his death so nobody can martyr him.

"Oh yeah, that guy! Just as we were about to send him to the needle, he choked on a piece of Pop-Tart during his last meal. Who'da think it, yeah?"
 
2013-08-28 04:28:41 PM  
I am normally anti-death penalty, but this is the second time in two days where I've thought: "good!" We do turn into our parents, for the most part, don't we.
 
2013-08-28 04:28:43 PM  
let him sit on death row 23 1/2 hours a day for the next 20 years or so first
 
2013-08-28 04:29:08 PM  

Frank N Stein: Ishkur: If only the poor victims at that military base were armed, then this senseless tragedy wouldn't have happened.

Lol, you don't know that all arms are locked up in a military base unless you're an mp or have some other official business being under arms


My official business is I'm an American. Does the military think guns are too dangerous?
 
2013-08-28 04:29:35 PM  
It's kind of a weird case.  He pled innocent so he could be executed, and then he basically took a dive.  I guess the court can't appoint someone to file an appeal over his objections.  Being suicidal would usually be considered evidence of being incompetent.
 
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