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(Daily Mail)   19-year-old would have had a date for the prom, but she had to be at the gym in 26 minutes   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 310
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2013-08-28 04:15:18 PM
Quiet. Her muscular ears can hear us.
 
2013-08-28 04:19:07 PM
Six meals a day, four of which are delivered through a hypodermic needle.
 
2013-08-28 04:32:19 PM
I wonder how deep her voice is.
 
2013-08-28 04:39:52 PM
Bodybuilding does give you that face that it looks like it was Photoshopped onto your body.
 
2013-08-28 04:40:59 PM
That face looks shopped.
 
2013-08-28 04:42:40 PM
She's about six weeks from a penis. And about 3 months from Ann Coulter.
 
2013-08-28 04:45:05 PM
She looks pretty good for 34.
 
2013-08-28 04:45:31 PM
That hairstyle isn't doing her any favors.
 
2013-08-28 04:48:00 PM
too much.

minoridiot: She looks pretty good for 34.


it's a funny thing about female body builders, they look 30. Are you 18? You look 30. Are you 45? You look 30.


I think it's the tanner.
 
2013-08-28 04:55:23 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: She's about six weeks from a penis. And about 3 months from Ann Coulter.


Her boyfriend could please her if he is able to find the big man in a schooner.
 
2013-08-28 04:56:36 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: too much.


Well put. Not that I would put anyone down for finding her attractive, that's just not my thing.
 
2013-08-28 04:58:20 PM
She has underwear with dick holes in them.
 
2013-08-28 04:59:09 PM
i23.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-28 04:59:15 PM

UberDave: ecmoRandomNumbers: She's about six weeks from a penis. And about 3 months from Ann Coulter.

Her boyfriend could please her if he is able to find the big man in a schooner.


The clenis would make him feel like less of a man.
 
2013-08-28 05:00:31 PM

Glitchwerks: She has underwear with dick holes in them.


hahaha great send up to Dave Chapelle!
 
2013-08-28 05:00:54 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

www.all-the-news.com
 
2013-08-28 05:01:04 PM
ew
 
2013-08-28 05:01:11 PM

UberDave: ecmoRandomNumbers: She's about six weeks from a penis. And about 3 months from Ann Coulter.

Her boyfriend could please her if he is able to find the big man in a schooner.


She can probably flex the big man.

blaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

I'll never understand why they think this looks good.
 
2013-08-28 05:02:28 PM
well thats not a photoshop or anything
 
2013-08-28 05:03:17 PM
her biceps and triceps are much more defined in her right arm, if you know what i mean and it think you do
 
2013-08-28 05:04:22 PM
Are her nipples at all sensitive, I wonder?

Or would it be like gnawing at a raw steak while she just lays there and frowns indifferently?
 
2013-08-28 05:05:22 PM
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2013-08-28 05:07:06 PM
Six meals a day and lots and lots of steroids.
 
2013-08-28 05:07:15 PM
That's a man baby....

Sincerely, Austin P.
 
2013-08-28 05:07:54 PM
Is that stubble?
 
2013-08-28 05:08:24 PM
There is one pic where she is wearing shorts where she looks good; her arms look like mine but I'd deal with it. but the competition bikini pics are a bit much. You are taking a whole bunch of supplements, and way too little body fat if you are looking that cut up as a female. Some of them likely on the fine line of legal. And in the long run that isn't gonna be good for you.
 
2013-08-28 05:08:30 PM
i1.minus.com
 
2013-08-28 05:09:17 PM
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2013-08-28 05:10:00 PM
I have to imagine that shooting up all those male hormones will not bode well for her in the long run.  Stupid girl.
 
2013-08-28 05:10:53 PM
They told her she could be anything she wanted to be...

so she became zyzz.
 
2013-08-28 05:12:05 PM

Headso: [850x543 from http://i1.minus.com/ibamb24RHVYAHg.jpg image 850x543]


That girl looks good though. and she's got an ass goin on.
 
2013-08-28 05:12:55 PM

R.A.Danny: Well put. Not that I would put anyone down for finding her attractive, that's just not my thing.



Case in point:
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Pauline Nordin

Too much.

But you know what? I can really respect the work ethic!! I don't care what you say I know you just cant shoot up and look like that. That's diet, exercise, knowledge and discipline that few other have.

And if you want a good laugh follow her on facebook. she is one weird little female.
 
2013-08-28 05:13:36 PM
ewww
 
2013-08-28 05:13:40 PM
Oh man...too many comments in this thread made me crack up but this one in particular really had me rolling...

Glitchwerks: She has underwear with dick holes in them.

 
2013-08-28 05:14:32 PM
The bulging veins around the groin region are especially off putting.
 
2013-08-28 05:16:00 PM
She is beautiful like Serena Williams is beautiful, a picture of physical strength. Like a lioness or a cheetah is beautiful.

Not like a girlfriend is beautiful though. Not to me anyway.
 
2013-08-28 05:16:20 PM
all this isn't necessary. if only she would have asked i would have bought her a beer bottle opener for my imported beer. its nice she can carry the kegs into the house but she doesn't need all those muscles to make me a sandwich and open my beer.
 
2013-08-28 05:17:19 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: Headso: [850x543 from http://i1.minus.com/ibamb24RHVYAHg.jpg image 850x543]

That girl looks good though. and she's got an ass goin on.


yeah, i'm not really into muscular chicks but she isn't bad at all...

i2.minus.com
 
2013-08-28 05:17:38 PM
One squeeze and your penis is gone.
 
2013-08-28 05:18:01 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: Headso: [850x543 from http://i1.minus.com/ibamb24RHVYAHg.jpg image 850x543]

That girl looks good though. and she's got an ass goin on.


is it time to start posting pictures of fitness chicks?!? 'cause you know I'm ready.

img17.imageshack.us
 
2013-08-28 05:18:51 PM
reminds me of Parade's End by Ford Maddox Ford.  the antagonist was in a relationship with a young suffragette, horror of horrors, who would wear pants and short hair, and god knows what other evil machinations... but, most importantly, she was a woman who could really jump.

some times you want a girl who can really jump...

actually, this doesn't remind me of parade's end at all.
 
2013-08-28 05:19:41 PM
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2013-08-28 05:20:08 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: justanotherfarkinfarker: Headso: [850x543 from http://i1.minus.com/ibamb24RHVYAHg.jpg image 850x543]

That girl looks good though. and she's got an ass goin on.

is it time to start posting pictures of fitness chicks?!? 'cause you know I'm ready.

[720x960 from http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7161/wq3e.jpg image 720x960]


Can I play?

soshitech.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-28 05:20:10 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: R.A.Danny: Well put. Not that I would put anyone down for finding her attractive, that's just not my thing.


Case in point:
[432x600 from http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/6678/ftny.jpg image 432x600]
Pauline Nordin

Too much.

But you know what? I can really respect the work ethic!! I don't care what you say I know you just cant shoot up and look like that. That's diet, exercise, knowledge and discipline that few other have.


Yeah, but no amount of diet and exercise will produce results like that in female without male hormones.
 
2013-08-28 05:21:04 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: is it time to start posting pictures of fitness chicks?!? 'cause you know I'm ready.


Much better.

Don't get me wrong. I hit thick girls too. But that right there is where it's at.
 
2013-08-28 05:21:14 PM
cooldudestuff.com
 
2013-08-28 05:22:05 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-28 05:22:12 PM
niketalk.com
 
2013-08-28 05:23:02 PM
Sorry, I like my girls soft and squishy. Not fat mind you but not cut and 'roid raging.
 
2013-08-28 05:23:14 PM
I bet shes an absolute beast in bed.

Put you penis in my. Penis.
 
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