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(Slate)   Turns out those DPS reports about Texas women carrying jars full of shiat to throw at legislators were, themselves, full of shiat   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Texas Women, DPS, Texas, Texas Department of Public Safety, Texas Capitol, legislators, David Dewhurst, jars  
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1924 clicks; posted to Politics » on 28 Aug 2013 at 5:43 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-28 04:18:52 PM  
6 votes:
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"no, TPS reports."
2013-08-28 06:22:01 PM  
2 votes:

Otherwise known as a sphincter.

The left has its own version of this strategy.

I'm gonna have to ask for a citation on this one.
2013-08-28 11:51:26 PM  
1 vote:

Last Man on Earth: FlashHarry: [446x240 from le_in_Office_Space.jpg image 446x240]

"no, TPS reports."

Came for this, leaving satisfied.

Yyyyyyeah.  It's just that we're now clipping jars of shiat to our DPS reports, so if you could just.... go ahead and do that from now on....
2013-08-28 11:20:25 PM  
1 vote:

winterbraid: LordJiro: ferretman: Subby and the rest of the libs/dems do not seem to understand the article title:

Turns Out That Probably Didn't Happen.  Which means the author has no clue.

So they photographed all that other inconsequential crap...but DIDN'T take photos of, or otherwise concretely document, the jars of shiat?

Seems legit.

If I was working in any kind of security job, I'd photograph it when someone tried to smuggle a jar of shiat, no doubt about it. I'd photograph that all day.

Hey, anyone here remember when Clinton's outgoing staff "trashed" the White House?


Or Michelle Obama's 'Whitey' tape.
2013-08-28 09:22:00 PM  
1 vote:

FlashHarry: [446x240 from le_in_Office_Space.jpg image 446x240]

"no, TPS reports."

Came for this, leaving satisfied.
2013-08-28 07:52:39 PM  
1 vote:

thurstonxhowell: No shiat.

2013-08-28 07:35:13 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-28 07:29:39 PM  
1 vote:
Christian anti-abortionist lying so they can go to Hell as Jesus said they would if they lied? It's more likely than you think.
2013-08-28 07:21:03 PM  
1 vote:
Worse yet, the protesters completely ignore my "Fetus in a Bottle"* stand.

*Fetus in a Bottle is a novelty item to amuse your friends and family and is not for throwing at the Governor of Texas and other dim-ass male chauvinist pig legislators.

Says so right on the bottom of the bottle.

Now what am  supposed to do with fifty crates of picked pig fetuses with onions? Put them on a cronut and sell them to the Cro Mags of Texas?
2013-08-28 06:31:24 PM  
1 vote:

serial_crusher: Eye roll. What else would they do? Carrying poop in a jar is not illegal. Throwing a jar of poop away in a trash can is not illegal. If there was a jar of poop, why would anybody have filed a report?

FTFA: "While the DPS officers were apparently too busy to chronicle the 18 jars of feces they claim to have witnessed, other confiscated items were photographed: "a bottle of acrylic paint and a small jar" and "three bricks collected in the Capitol extension."

So it's your position that these officers documented, photographed and confiscated all that other mundane stuff, but somehow 18 separate jars of feces wasn't deemed to be worth making any kind of official record? Is this your position?

serial_crusher: even if it was poop and official action had been brought against people for legal possession of poop jars, you ladies would be just as butthurt about that.

And if I had wheels I'd be a fire engine.
2013-08-28 06:06:46 PM  
1 vote:
No shiat.
2013-08-28 04:07:15 PM  
1 vote:
I knew my recount was on the fritz. It just hasnt been right since the last patch.
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