Mugato: A conviction on the charge of disinterring a body could have brought up to 10 years in prison.A dime for stealing a corpse? That's what you get for armed robbery. Digging up a corpse is a victimless crime. Trespassing and property damage to the cemetery grounds at most.
SamFlagg: Could we perhaps sentence him
FunkOut: They always assume if you dug them up, you're having your way with them.
LessO2: Naturally, the story as written is shallow and doesn't give any details.But it could be a rather sad story if this guy misses his dad that much./welcometofark.jpg
DammitIForgotMyLogin: Was his name Herbert West?
fusillade762: Bright told family members that he took the body to resurrect his 93-year-old father through prayerSo of course he's clearly not insane because Jesus.
talkertopc: The victims are the family and friends of the person who's body it was. Some of them might find the experience traumatic. I do believe 10 years is extreme but I guess it depends on the circumstances.
toraque: Sure, you're all laughing now, but just think how much he'd be laughing if it had worked!
WippitGuud: Was his dad named Bruce?[400x300 from http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eV_5bPpK6OA/UIqfDgQQsbI/AAAAAAAAEV0/tFMPhZKJ MYw/s400/HHOF_01.png image 400x300]
Mugato: FunkOut: They always assume if you dug them up, you're having your way with them.Still, a victimless crime.Sam Kinison on homosexual necrophiliaIt never ends! IT NEVER ENDS!
mutterfark: [600x339 from http://beyondthemarquee.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/pet_sematary_07 _stor1.jpeg image 600x339]"Sometimes dead is better."
"Vincent Bright, 49, stole the body of 93-year-old Clarence Bright from Gethsemane cemetery on 14 January and stored it in a home freezer."
It's always sad when a man doesn't live up to the family name.
Fano: Find a Micmac burial ground and you're in business.Or a planet named Genesis.
mutterfark: "Sometimes dead is better."
Smelly Pirate Hooker: Just didn't put him in the right cemetery ...
Fano: Find a Micmac burial ground and you're in business.
FunkOut: People get very upset about what happens to expired fleshy avatars.
Brick-House: In his defense, how much would it have sucked if it had worked but he had left the body in the grave.
Fart_Machine: [550x375 from http://modern-vinyl.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Re-Animator.jpg image 550x375]Amateurs.
Mugato: fusillade762: Bright told family members that he took the body to resurrect his 93-year-old father through prayerSo of course he's clearly not insane because Jesus.Yeah but every Republican proclaims that God told them to run for President and people are like, "Wow. Have a bumper sticker?"
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