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2013-08-28 02:25:26 PM
OK

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-28 04:00:21 PM
He is supposed to learn how to grab the tee on kickoffs

Back in the day the Saints had an Australian Shepard named "Fetch Monster" who retrieved tees. I swear that dog knew his routes better than most of the players back then. When owner Tom Benson got fed up with Ditka's BS and fired/traded everyone but the janitor at the training facility, he even fired the dog. I was pissed. Can't find a pic of him actually retrieving the tee, but here he is:

www.cdol.com

But back to TFA: That dog just gave me the diabeetus. Goldie, training is what makes it happen. You WILL contribute to your team. They will make you faster and stronger than you can imagine. Sure, the mascot/ambassador coach is a hardass, but he will mold you into an elite tee-retriever. And once you get drafted, the world is yours. Think of it: The money, the cars, the house on Miami Beach, the adulation. It's all gonna be yours, baby. Stay off drugs and watch out for those gold-diggin' male dogs wantin' to play a b*tch.

/I challenge anyone to watch the TFA video and not audibly "d'awwwwwww"
 
2013-08-28 04:24:55 PM
They are calling the ISU/Tulsa game this year the rubber match.  If ISU is going to screw the pooch again like they did in the Liberty Bowl they better be wearing protection.
 
2013-08-28 04:24:56 PM
Belly rubs are now an impermissible benefit.
 
2013-08-28 04:28:34 PM
That's a good lookin' doggie, right there. Yes, she is. Who's a good girl, Goldie? YOU ARE!

//Don't even care that they're a conference opponent.
 
2013-08-28 04:33:18 PM
"Adorable" and "golden retriever" do not belong in the same sentence.

Actually it's the owners I have a problem with.  Namely, the golden retriever owners I've met have no frigging clue how to control their damned animal.
 
2013-08-28 04:41:04 PM
No "Air Bud" yet? Farm, I am disappoint.
 
2013-08-28 04:41:16 PM
SQUEEEEEE!!!

SHE'S SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYY!

Absolutely adorable dog.  Very very schweet. Yesh.  Yesh she ish.  Who'sh a good girl!  Da'sh right - you are!  You're da good girl, Goldie!
 
2013-08-28 04:47:22 PM
Local company, Zamzow's, has a couple dogs trained to retrieve the tees for Boise State Home Games
 
2013-08-28 04:49:31 PM

weiserfireman: Local company, Zamzow's, has a couple dogs trained to retrieve the tees for Boise State Home Games


Pics or GTFO
 
2013-08-28 04:55:35 PM

Di Atribe: weiserfireman: Local company, Zamzow's, has a couple dogs trained to retrieve the tees for Boise State Home Games

Pics or GTFO


Link   He even has a Facebook page, won't bore you with that
 
2013-08-28 05:02:57 PM

weiserfireman: Di Atribe: weiserfireman: Local company, Zamzow's, has a couple dogs trained to retrieve the tees for Boise State Home Games

Pics or GTFO

Link   He even has a Facebook page, won't bore you with that


ugly-arse dog though
 
2013-08-28 05:08:45 PM

reillan: weiserfireman: Di Atribe: weiserfireman: Local company, Zamzow's, has a couple dogs trained to retrieve the tees for Boise State Home Games

Pics or GTFO

Link   He even has a Facebook page, won't bore you with that

ugly-arse dog though


Well, based on what other schools say about the blue turf, it is fitting isn't it?
 
2013-08-28 05:32:12 PM
Is a golden hurricane when you pee on someone spinning in an office chair or do you need a bunch of fans on too.  I get fetishes mixed up.
 
2013-08-28 07:16:08 PM

Di Atribe: weiserfireman: Local company, Zamzow's, has a couple dogs trained to retrieve the tees for Boise State Home Games

Pics or GTFO


Video

I'll see your tee dog and raise you a Bat Dog.  (skip to :58 for "Um, 'Scuse me, Mister Umpire..." action)
 
2013-08-28 07:27:06 PM

elguerodiablo: Is a golden hurricane when you pee on someone spinning in an office chair or do you need a bunch of fans on too.  I get fetishes mixed up.


It apparently involves ring around the rosey. (WARNING:  NOT SAFE FOR LUNCH)
 
2013-08-28 07:34:41 PM

reillan: weiserfireman: Di Atribe: weiserfireman: Local company, Zamzow's, has a couple dogs trained to retrieve the tees for Boise State Home Games

Pics or GTFO

Link   He even has a Facebook page, won't bore you with that

ugly-arse dog though


the tee dog used to be a lab.
 
2013-08-28 07:58:39 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Di Atribe: weiserfireman: Local company, Zamzow's, has a couple dogs trained to retrieve the tees for Boise State Home Games

Pics or GTFO

Video

I'll see your tee dog and raise you a Bat Dog.  (skip to :58 for "Um, 'Scuse me, Mister Umpire..." action)


That was awesome. Thank you!
 
2013-08-28 10:26:40 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Di Atribe: weiserfireman: Local company, Zamzow's, has a couple dogs trained to retrieve the tees for Boise State Home Games

Pics or GTFO

Video

I'll see your tee dog and raise you a Bat Dog.  (skip to :58 for "Um, 'Scuse me, Mister Umpire..." action)


I was expecting something more like this...

www.coolest-homemade-costumes.com

But that was cool, too. ;)
 
2013-08-29 07:34:21 AM

weiserfireman: reillan: weiserfireman: Di Atribe: weiserfireman: Local company, Zamzow's, has a couple dogs trained to retrieve the tees for Boise State Home Games

Pics or GTFO

Link   He even has a Facebook page, won't bore you with that

ugly-arse dog though

Well, based on what other schools say about the blue turf, it is fitting isn't it?


You win!
 
2013-08-29 11:16:25 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Di Atribe: weiserfireman: Local company, Zamzow's, has a couple dogs trained to retrieve the tees for Boise State Home Games

Pics or GTFO

Video

I'll see your tee dog and raise you a Bat Dog.  (skip to :58 for "Um, 'Scuse me, Mister Umpire..." action)


Better yet, skip to 1:20. "BALL!"
 
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