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(Gawker)   Morgan Freeman reading the definition of Twerking from the OED. Titty sprinkles   (gawker.com ) divider line
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2013-08-28 01:16:56 PM  
That was certainly an Electric-Companyfying performance.
 
2013-08-28 02:21:50 PM  
choosepp.net
 
2013-08-28 02:38:21 PM  

choo: [500x375 from http://choosepp.net/fark_shop/brooks.jpg image 500x375]


Awesome.
 
2013-08-28 03:00:43 PM  
In the old days they just called it epilepsy.
 
2013-08-28 03:02:29 PM  
In the 1980s it was called Da Butt.
 
2013-08-28 03:06:57 PM  
Get busy livin' or get busy twerkin'.

/thankyouverykindly
 
2013-08-28 03:12:27 PM  
Twerking looks like one of those crazy bird dances in the wild.

In the case of humans, it's signifying to potential mates the female is of low-enough value to the rest of the herd she is advertising an easy penetration opportunity.
 
2013-08-28 03:16:20 PM  

fickenchucker: Twerking looks like one of those crazy bird dances in the wild.

In the case of humans, it's signifying to potential mates the female is of low-enough value to the rest of the herd she is advertising an easy penetration opportunity.


Like this?
 
2013-08-28 03:17:35 PM  

fickenchucker: Twerking looks like one of those crazy bird dances in the wild.

In the case of humans, it's signifying to potential mates the female is of low-enough value to the rest of the herd she is advertising an easy penetration opportunity.


Is it bad that I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice?

Or was that the point?
 
2013-08-28 03:27:26 PM  
Let me tell you something my friend. Twerking is a dangerous thing. Twerking can drive a man insane.
 
2013-08-28 03:34:14 PM  
"You said it on the golf course yesterday."

"I did?  Was I sober?"

Awesome.

/mad at OED
 
2013-08-28 03:35:52 PM  

fickenchucker: Twerking looks like one of those crazy bird dances in the wild.

In the case of humans, it's signifying to potential mates the female is of low-enough value to the rest of the herd she is advertising an easy penetration opportunity.


In zoology, they call it "presenting rearward".
 
2013-08-28 03:43:09 PM  
Big fan of 'twerking'...

www.apaixonadosporseries.com.br
 
2013-08-28 03:44:35 PM  
Red: [narrating] But then, in the summer of 2013, the powers that be decided that...

MTV President Stephen Friedman: The VMAs need a live act to outdo Gaga. I need a volunteer for a night's work. As you know, special detail carries with it special privileges.

Red: [narrating] It was live television - and August is one damn fine month to be twerking indoors.
 
2013-08-28 03:46:44 PM  
I refuse to believe the OED contains a definition of 'twerking'.
 
2013-08-28 04:02:58 PM  

choo: [500x375 from http://choosepp.net/fark_shop/brooks.jpg image 500x375]


In Swahili, "choo" means toilet.  You sir, are no toilet.

+1
 
2013-08-28 04:11:34 PM  

Lorelle: In the 1980s it was called Da Butt.


Wut wut?
 
2013-08-28 04:14:52 PM  

Lorelle: In the 1980s it was called Da Butt.


I too, had a few two live crew tapes.
 
2013-08-28 04:15:39 PM  
Robin Meade so annoying but easy to watch

Had to enjoy Morgan Freeman saying "was I sober?"
 
2013-08-28 04:16:15 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-08-28 04:19:10 PM  
I was giving myself selfies long before it ever involved a camera.
 
2013-08-28 04:19:45 PM  
I was looking for something else but ran across this. This is now my default Tommy Lee Jones implied facepalm pic:

s2.thejournal.ie
 
2013-08-28 04:25:56 PM  

WillofJ2: Robin Meade so annoying but easy to watch


She's a bit annoying in the standard cable news hot chick way, but she never belt-sanded my last nerve like the blondes at Fox did. I use past tense because I had to completely ditch cable news before I climbed a bell tower. Robin Meade seems like the same affable lady she's always been; just a fine example of what's happened to the 'news.'
 
2013-08-28 04:35:51 PM  

justabitdisturbed: fickenchucker: Twerking looks like one of those crazy bird dances in the wild.

In the case of humans, it's signifying to potential mates the female is of low-enough value to the rest of the herd she is advertising an easy penetration opportunity.

Like this?



Yep--that's exactly the clip I was thinking of.


PizzaJedi81: Is it bad that I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice?

Or was that the point?


Yep.  My wife wonders why I just start giggling for no apparent reason.  She was over-protective-mother appalled at Miley's clip on the news, and I burst out laughing.

/I feel like Bill Burr around her--thinking of stupid crap it would take long to explain.
 
2013-08-28 04:41:02 PM  
Morgan Freeman looked tired, as if he had just walked down to the television studio 20 blocks from the other side of Manhattan, and along the way had encountered a young man who said to him "Hey, aren't you Gregory Hines? I thought you died.". Morgan Freeman just waved to the boy and told him to have a good day. But in his mind he was thinking of how he'd love to take off his size 11 shoe and beat the boy mercilessly with it. He would then continue onto the studio in order to participate in this ridiculous "interview". Afterward he would take a cab back to his hotel. Then he'd retire to his hotel room for a glass of fresh squeezed grapefruit juice, hoping that he would not receive a call from his agent informing him that he was under consideration to narrate the next Smurf disaster.
 
2013-08-28 04:43:23 PM  
Twerking: to gyrate your bottom in a fashion that if after taking a dump, you'd be able to wipe your arse on a wall, leaving a circular design.
 
2013-08-28 04:53:00 PM  
A gyrating motion of female nether regions that simulates sexual union.  A vigorous and perhaps violent sexual union that would quickly result in penile skin being worn off or even the male member being broken off or torn our by the root.
 
2013-08-28 05:20:12 PM  
That twerking video of that surfer girl posted here a few weeks ago was nice, I mean with the sound turned off.  I think MC ruined it for me.
 
2013-08-28 05:26:38 PM  
America is all riled up about this cool new twerking thing.

Meanwhile Brazil is rolling their eyes.
 
2013-08-28 05:38:18 PM  
Twerkin', Smirkin' and Jerkin'.
 
2013-08-28 05:39:08 PM  
He should've demanded that Robin demonstrate first.
 
2013-08-28 05:39:40 PM  
Morgan Freeman reading a twerking story...AWESOME.

That blow-up doll and her irritating voice in the studio with him...not so much.
 
2013-08-28 05:42:35 PM  
i42.tinypic.com

Balls.
 
2013-08-28 05:51:07 PM  

FunkOut: America is all riled up about this cool new twerking thing.

Meanwhile Brazil is rolling their eyes.


Exactly. Can't wait til surra de bunda catches on here

/sorta not safe for work
 
2013-08-28 06:12:01 PM  

Opiate of the Lasses: FunkOut: America is all riled up about this cool new twerking thing.

Meanwhile Brazil is rolling their eyes.

Exactly. Can't wait til surra de bunda catches on here

/sorta not safe for work


I've seen that before and forgotten what it was called, so thanks.

/forwarding it to Miley
//not really
 
2013-08-28 07:19:18 PM  

FunkOut: America is all riled up about this cool new twerking thing.


They can call it something new but dancing like a whore is hardly new.
 
2013-08-28 07:27:29 PM  

Opiate of the Lasses: FunkOut: America is all riled up about this cool new twerking thing.

Meanwhile Brazil is rolling their eyes.

Exactly. Can't wait til surra de bunda catches on here

/sorta not safe for work


Sorta not safe for my neck, either.  Is that sponsored by the Brazilian Chiropractic Association?
 
2013-08-28 07:53:09 PM  

Mugato: FunkOut: America is all riled up about this cool new twerking thing.

They can call it something new but dancing like a whore is hardly new.


I'm sure the Ancient Babylonians were doing it.
 
2013-08-28 09:17:37 PM  

Lorelle: In the 1980s it was called Da Butt.


From what I learned in that other link on twerking, it was called the "Banana Dance" in the 20s.
 
2013-08-28 09:23:28 PM  

Archimedes' Principal: Opiate of the Lasses: FunkOut: America is all riled up about this cool new twerking thing.

Meanwhile Brazil is rolling their eyes.

Exactly. Can't wait til surra de bunda catches on here

/sorta not safe for work

Sorta not safe for my neck, either.  Is that sponsored by the Brazilian Chiropractic Association?


4.bp.blogspot.com
About Mayan Head Shaping... I have a new theory...
 
2013-08-29 02:11:59 AM  

FunkOut: Mugato: FunkOut: America is all riled up about this cool new twerking thing.

They can call it something new but dancing like a whore is hardly new.

I'm sure the Ancient Babylonians were doing it.


Why do you think God started the Flood? Looks like this whore of Babylon didn't learn a lesson
 
2013-08-29 02:38:36 AM  
I just read this entire thread in Morgan Freeman's voice.

I think I need to start doing that with every Fark thread.
 
2013-08-29 08:13:19 AM  

Lachwen: I just read this entire thread in Morgan Freeman's voice.

I think I need to start doing that with every Fark thread.




Titty sprinkles.
 
2013-08-29 08:18:17 AM  
www.lolroflmao.com
 
2013-08-29 10:11:11 AM  
I hate this country.
 
2013-08-29 11:51:59 PM  
but is it really twerking if they don't have enough meat back there to get a ripple effect going on?
 
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