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(Detroit Free Press)   Attorney provides legal services for underage prostitute... in exchange for sexual favors from her. "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"   (freep.com) divider line 74
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vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-28 01:42:48 PM
So he provided his services Pro Boner?
 
2013-08-28 01:50:35 PM
That's not the way you're supposed to research your client's briefs.
 
2013-08-28 01:58:54 PM
BETTER CALL SAUL!
 
2013-08-28 01:59:59 PM
I thought most lawyers screwed their clients?
 
2013-08-28 02:00:48 PM
S'all good, man.
 
2013-08-28 02:00:58 PM
He done processed all over her face
 
2013-08-28 02:01:03 PM
Anyone else who is a law person thingy know if this is wrong?

I don't know if we covered this at Hollywood Upstairs Barber and Law College.
 
2013-08-28 02:01:47 PM
Well she has to pay somehow and I doubt she has any money.
 
2013-08-28 02:02:07 PM
And he nailed her cousin as well, maybe even at the same time?

I have the strangest boner right now
 
2013-08-28 02:02:49 PM
Paid $100 for sex dates? I thought minors were a premium.

/I feel so dirty now
//do I have time to shower before taking my window seat?
 
2013-08-28 02:03:07 PM

abhorrent1: Well she has to pay somehow and I doubt she has any money.


I think he gave her a wad.
 
2013-08-28 02:03:23 PM
the options are

1) she pay him with money. she has no money, so she needs to go out and let a bunch of pervs boink her. she then uses that money to pay

2) she pays him with trade, which probably gets a reduced rate in addition.
 
2013-08-28 02:04:24 PM
At least *SHE* knew what she was doing.
 
2013-08-28 02:05:31 PM

brimed03: Paid $100 for sex dates? I thought minors were a premium.


The economy has been rough on everyone
 
2013-08-28 02:06:23 PM
Yeah but, is she hot?
 
2013-08-28 02:07:51 PM
Why is it illegal to be human?
 
2013-08-28 02:08:50 PM
Why would underage prostitutes be prosecuted at all? They are victims and need help.
 
2013-08-28 02:08:51 PM
http://www.examiner.com/article/disbarred-oakland-county-attorney-rei n stated-to-practice-of-law

Good timing on that. "Nice, I got my law license back! Time to grab me some sweet."
 
2013-08-28 02:13:21 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Why would underage prostitutes be prosecuted at all? They are victims and need help.


Twofer for the prosecutor.

What? Opportunism only exists among criminals?
 
2013-08-28 02:14:30 PM

listernine: I thought most lawyers screwed their clients?


honestinfomercialreviews.com

"My lawyer is with the firm of Dewey, Screwem & Howe."
 
2013-08-28 02:17:43 PM
When barter is outlawed, only outlaws will barter.
 
2013-08-28 02:19:00 PM
You are a puppet:

http://www.examiner.com/article/disbarred-oakland-county-attorney-re i n stated-to-practice-of-law

Good timing on that. "Nice, I got my law license back! Time to grab me some sweet."


FTA "Guest admitted that he failed to deposit judgment funds into a trust account; failed to notify the client of his receipt of the judgment funds; commingled the client's funds by depositing them into his personal account; misappropriated the judgment funds; and falsely procured funds from the general checking account of his employer via forged checks."

Looks like he got busted by the bar for one of the most common trangressions for lawyers and mostly sole practioners who get sloppy.  I guess he wanted to up the ante and sleep with his teen client.

I hope for his sake she was ateast hot enough to lose his meal ticket (aka bar license) and freedom over.
 
2013-08-28 02:19:52 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

I think I read something like this on the Bob Loblaw Law Blog.
 
2013-08-28 02:21:52 PM
I thought it was on the Jackie Chiles blog myself

/who said use the tiger balm?
 
2013-08-28 02:23:27 PM
Bail for tail.
 
2013-08-28 02:25:57 PM
Over in one, bonus Saul shoutout.

/since when did prostitution become "sex trafficking"?
 
2013-08-28 02:29:40 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-28 02:35:52 PM

vpb: So he provided his services Pro Boner?


Aaaand, done in one.
 
2013-08-28 02:35:53 PM
Cumis Counsil?
I am sure somehow there is an insurance issue here......
 
2013-08-28 02:45:41 PM

SirEattonHogg: You are a puppet:

http://www.examiner.com/article/disbarred-oakland-county-attorney-re i n stated-to-practice-of-law

Good timing on that. "Nice, I got my law license back! Time to grab me some sweet."

FTA "Guest admitted that he failed to deposit judgment funds into a trust account; failed to notify the client of his receipt of the judgment funds; commingled the client's funds by depositing them into his personal account; misappropriated the judgment funds; and falsely procured funds from the general checking account of his employer via forged checks."

Looks like he got busted by the bar for one of the most common trangressions for lawyers and mostly sole practioners who get sloppy.  I guess he wanted to up the ante and sleep with his teen client.

I hope for his sake she was ateast hot enough to lose his meal ticket (aka bar license) and freedom over.


I hope she was a farking ugly skank who gave him herpes and AIDS.
 
2013-08-28 02:46:39 PM
Services were rendered and payment was made in kind. What's the problem here?
 
2013-08-28 02:48:07 PM
Grand also wrote that Guest is "unable to control his criminal behavior," noting that within two weeks of being arrested on criminal sexual conduct charges last year, Guest started his sexual relationship back up with the girl - while she was still a minor.


She must be damn good.
 
2013-08-28 02:48:37 PM
I'm guessing that the little ho is getting extra time on her sentence for tempting such an upstanding member of the community?
 
2013-08-28 02:50:11 PM

abfalter: vpb: So he provided his services Pro Boner?

Aaaand, done in one.


Should have been done with the CSI meme....


/yeeeaaaghhhh!!!
 
2013-08-28 02:50:57 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Why is it illegal to be human?


It's not.  It is, however, illegal to have sex with children, get it?
 
2013-08-28 02:54:23 PM
Lock the monster up. Subby sucks because I was lead to believe she was a prostitute before the lawyer, and not because of.
 
2013-08-28 03:00:04 PM
And yet no tag for Michigan?  Really?
 
2013-08-28 03:04:19 PM
Guest Law Firm.

Where the guests come first.
 
2013-08-28 03:05:22 PM
It's the 99% of lawyers make the other 1% look bad.
 
2013-08-28 03:06:04 PM

SirEattonHogg: Anyone else who is a law person thingy know if this is wrong?

I don't know if we covered this at Hollywood Upstairs Barber and Law College.


I'm pretty sure that's a no-no.

/Your honor, your shoes will be ready Tuesday
 
2013-08-28 03:11:09 PM
FTFA:  ... Guest could reach some type of deal with the government.
His court-appointed lawyer, Jonathan Epstein, was not readily available for comment.


I hope Guest is forced to pay Epstein with blowjobs.
 
2013-08-28 03:16:55 PM
 
2013-08-28 03:19:43 PM
According to the Michigan Attorney Discipline Board, Guest was disbarred in 2004 over financial matters involving improper handling of judgments and not telling his clients that he had won judgments. He was reinstated in 2010.

Sooooo what exactly does a lawyer have to do to be disbarred for more than 6 years... apparently breaking the law isn't really a concern here...
 
2013-08-28 03:21:01 PM
Your dealing with lawyers. Ypur going the get screwed.
 
2013-08-28 03:30:24 PM

stuffy: Your dealing with lawyers. Ypur going the get screwed.



Then they become politicians...   It would be real nice to vote in someone from a field of STEM for a change.
 
2013-08-28 03:31:52 PM

Wook: stuffy: Your dealing with lawyers. Ypur going the get screwed.


Then they become politicians...   It would be real nice to vote in someone from a field of STEM for a change.


Actually I take that statement back.  Shaved apes would probably do a better job than our "leaders" are doing.
 
2013-08-28 03:33:43 PM

vpb: So he provided his services Pro Boner?


Came here for this.

That's what she said...
 
2013-08-28 03:35:30 PM
Attorney-Client Privledge (with benefits?)
 
2013-08-28 03:41:06 PM
FTFA: a young prostitute who was manipulated by an older man she met through Backpage.com.

Curiosity and fear of pinging that website from work are fighting in me.
 
2013-08-28 03:43:50 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Why would underage prostitutes be prosecuted at all? They are victims and need help.


This. We're talking about a 14-15 year old girl here. She clearly needs help.

Also, it seems he had quite an unhealthy attachment to her well before she started getting into trouble with the law, making his sudden demand that she give him sex in exchange for legal services even more disgusting.
 
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