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(BBC)   Kazakh team won't sacrifice a sheep before its Champions League qualifier match against Celtic today. Very nice   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 32
    More: Followup, Kazakh, Celtics, Glasgow, qualifier, Shakhter, Scottish SPCA  
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2013-08-28 01:42:46 PM  
Well now they've done it. Celtic will eat that sheep and its bladder, gain crazy Scotsman strength, and win it all.
 
2013-08-28 01:44:43 PM  
Too bad.
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2013-08-28 01:45:32 PM  
This might be the first time I've ever read a headline on the sports tab and immediately thought of haggis.
 
2013-08-28 01:54:27 PM  
So this means I should put my money on the Celts?
 
2013-08-28 02:09:02 PM  
But will Rangers defile one?
 
2013-08-28 02:09:57 PM  

Trocadero: Well now they've done it. Celtic will eat that sheep and its bladder, gain crazy Scotsman strength, and win it all.


That's not really how Scotsmen gain strength from a sheep.
 
2013-08-28 02:21:17 PM  
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Stupid f'n tradition anyway.
 
2013-08-28 02:42:00 PM  
Will this tournament play the correct national anthem for them, or the fake one from Borat? It has happened before.
 
2013-08-28 02:46:40 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Too bad.
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What if they just order a 100 gyros?
 
2013-08-28 03:00:33 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Ow! That was my feelings!: Too bad.
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What if they just order a 100 gyros?


Heh, nice.
 
2013-08-28 03:10:27 PM  

ten foiled hats: But will Rangers defile one?


You're thinking of Aberdeen. Rangers fans prefer to rape their sisters or their dogs, whichever smells better that day.

Meanwhile, Shakhtar Karagandy will be the ones travelling thousands of miles and worrying about jet lag when coming to the fortress that is Parkhead to face a stronger team at home bolstered by 50,000 screaming fans. The Green Brigade are back, as well. There will be thunder tonight as the greatest fans in the world turn out to support the greatest team in the world (along with St. Pauli).

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2013-08-28 03:16:28 PM  

Killer Cars: This might be the first time I've ever read a headline on the sports tab and immediately thought of haggis.


Glad I could oblige.

/subby
//my first green!!!!
///go celtic
 
2013-08-28 03:32:22 PM  
COMMONS!!

1 down, 2 to go. Mon the hoops!
 
2013-08-28 03:37:55 PM  
I hope the Kazakh team wins just because it'l be the first time their country makes it to the group stage, and I think that's kind of neat.
 
2013-08-28 03:44:16 PM  
Celtic going out would be quite funny. I've nothing against sheep mind. Whilst exercising to the point of oxygen deficit earlier today I had a vision of a sheep wearing the NUFC no. 9 shirt and thought:

1. A signing at last!
2. We've had worse centre-forwards in the not un-recent past.
 
2013-08-28 03:52:08 PM  
OOH AH SAMARAS
OOH AH SAMARAS!

Come on you bhoys in green!
 
2013-08-28 04:21:12 PM  

R Kelly's Doo Doo Butter: I hope the Kazakh team wins just because it'l be the first time their country makes it to the group stage, and I think that's kind of neat.



I would prefer Celtic to make it due to them being on the right continent, make great home games and are not as corrupt as fark.

/Plus watching the Scots cry when their best get stomped by real teams* is always fun.

*Unless it's Barca. Seriously Barca did you think they were Celta Vigo?
 
2013-08-28 04:22:46 PM  

Norfolking Chance: R Kelly's Doo Doo Butter: I hope the Kazakh team wins just because it'l be the first time their country makes it to the group stage, and I think that's kind of neat.


I would prefer Celtic to make it due to them being on the right continent, make great home games and are not as corrupt as fark.

/Plus watching the Scots cry when their best get stomped by real teams* is always fun.

*Unless it's Barca. Seriously Barca did you think they were Celta Vigo?


Celta Vigo tied them 2-2 on their second match. So not even then.
 
2013-08-28 04:23:05 PM  
Just over 10 minutes 'til ET
 
2013-08-28 04:28:18 PM  
I'm telling you, the Haggis gives them strength! Even the Greek guy! (Granted, the Greeks are known to eat even weirder, more disgusting stuff).
 
2013-08-28 04:30:21 PM  
Real Sociedad continue to manhandle Olympique Lyon 3-0 on aggregate. Now that's a team that's dropped sharply in quality.
 
2013-08-28 04:35:05 PM  
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
 
2013-08-28 04:35:42 PM  
3-0!!!
 
2013-08-28 04:35:52 PM  
Ya dancer!!!!!

welcome to the CL group stages
 
2013-08-28 04:37:27 PM  
What a goal!

Go bhoys!
 
2013-08-28 04:38:53 PM  
The energy in that stadium is out of control right now.
 
2013-08-28 04:40:52 PM  
There is going to be a lot of sheep murders in Kazakhstan tonight. Athletes are very superstitious, and this is going to make it worse.
 
2013-08-28 05:23:20 PM  
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2013-08-28 09:57:50 PM  
They should sacrifice a goat to get rhe author to properly write acronyms.
 
2013-08-29 12:12:31 AM  
Sacrifice?  That's a funny way to spell shag.
 
2013-08-29 06:10:17 AM  
Celtic fans have to be the thickest on the planet. A BBC presenter tries to get them to identify common fruit and veg:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSCjW47DZKo
 
2013-08-29 08:41:41 AM  
They should have sacrificed the sheep.
 
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