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(Some Guy)   Mark 'PEW PEW PEW, 'MURCA' Kessler, the PA police Chief who threatened 'libtards', continues his YouTube tour of Insanity: I don't think he's taking his suspension well   (freakoutnation.com ) divider line 132
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2013-08-28 11:16:30 AM  
This is the guy people picture when they talk about needing mental health background checks before purchasing firearms.

I wouldn't be opposed to him getting a background check to purchase crayons...dryer sheets...potatoes.

/I think Councilman Eric needs a TRO, stat!
 
2013-08-28 11:24:34 AM  
He could have at least included a musical interlude.

It all seemed rather "threat like".
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-28 11:26:54 AM  
So?  A perfectly typical responsible gun owner.  Exactly the sort of patriot who would totally have a badge and a gun.
 
2013-08-28 11:27:29 AM  
People like this shouldn't be in charge of the law.  He's toooo trigger happy for my comfort.
 
2013-08-28 11:27:57 AM  
Yikes ...

Well, at least it gives me the excuse to post these:

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2013-08-28 11:35:53 AM  
OK, so shooting at an effigy of a major national politician such as Nancy Pelosi is stupid, but you might be able to argue that it's somewhere at the very edge of protected political speech.  Shooting an effigy of a local member of your town should land this shiathead in jail.
 
2013-08-28 11:36:33 AM  
Also ...

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2013-08-28 11:41:17 AM  
He needs to take Ted Nugent's cock out of his mouth.
 
2013-08-28 11:44:46 AM  
Basically, what I'm hearing in this video from Chief Kessler is that his thirty day suspension isn't nearly enough for him and that he'd like to be out of a job permanently.

I think we need to make that happen, and I think Councilman Erik should probably hire extra security and get a restraining order on the taxpayers' dime to protect himself from this clearly responsible gun owner.
 
2013-08-28 11:45:19 AM  
Yup...that's the typical small town republican in my state. And people wonder why I keep a low profile around here...
 
2013-08-28 11:47:40 AM  
@6:23: "Eric has a hammer, a BIG gavel, I'm afraid Eric.... is going to try to sexually molest me... with the handle of that hammer...."

"Eric is charging me...I fear he is going to hit me over the head..... with this hammer....and sexually molest me.... with the handle of it..."

Boy these racist cops have a thing about being gay raped by black men with BIG objects don't they?
 
2013-08-28 11:50:27 AM  
I actually find the writing on that website far more irritating than some attention whoring gun nut.
 
2013-08-28 11:50:34 AM  
Is it time to take back the country, yet??

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2013-08-28 11:54:10 AM  

Godscrack: @6:23: "Eric has a hammer, a BIG gavel, I'm afraid Eric.... is going to try to sexually molest me... with the handle of that hammer...."

"Eric is charging me...I fear he is going to hit me over the head..... with this hammer....and sexually molest me.... with the handle of it..."

Boy these racist cops have a thing about being gay raped by black men with BIG objects don't they?



Maybe he thinks his man boobs are too tempting to resist?  He's clearly aware of his own overwhelming sexual magnetism!
 
2013-08-28 12:02:46 PM  

BeatrixK: Maybe he thinks his man boobs are too tempting to resist? He's clearly aware of his own overwhelming sexual magnetism!


In my experience, over the top macho guys like this are usually the first ones to throw their legs up, lock their ankles around their necks to satisfy years of deep seated homosexual regression.

Which is OK by me BTW.
 
2013-08-28 12:07:04 PM  

Godscrack: BeatrixK: Maybe he thinks his man boobs are too tempting to resist? He's clearly aware of his own overwhelming sexual magnetism!

In my experience, over the top macho guys like this are usually the first ones to throw their legs up, lock their ankles around their necks to satisfy years of deep seated homosexual regression.

Which is OK by me BTW.


What is it with authoritarians and sexual repression anyways? Just because they can't live with their sexual kinks the rest of us have to live by their stupid rules? They should just go get freaky and leave the rest of us alone.
 
2013-08-28 12:26:47 PM  
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Paper can't shoot back.
 
2013-08-28 12:32:42 PM  
The guy just seems like a complete and total loser.
 
2013-08-28 12:33:53 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Is it time to take back the country, yet??

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I love infinite ammo chest penis gun guy!
 
2013-08-28 12:35:12 PM  
He looks seriously out of shape for only having been off the force a short while.
 
2013-08-28 12:35:44 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: The guy just seems like a complete and total loser.


He's fairly typical of central Pennsylvania republicans. And I REALLY wish I was exaggerating when I say that!
 
2013-08-28 12:37:27 PM  

Hollie Maea: OK, so shooting at an effigy of a major national politician such as Nancy Pelosi is stupid, but you might be able to argue that it's somewhere at the very edge of protected political speech.  Shooting an effigy of a local member of your town should land this shiathead in jail.


Nobody is saying he shouldn't be allowed to shoot at a picture of Nancy Pelosi, we're questioning his competency to hold a public office.
 
2013-08-28 12:39:16 PM  
A good gauge of whether someone is mentally ill or not is if they use the word "libtard" in a sentence and mean it.
 
2013-08-28 12:39:58 PM  

MFAWG: Hollie Maea: OK, so shooting at an effigy of a major national politician such as Nancy Pelosi is stupid, but you might be able to argue that it's somewhere at the very edge of protected political speech.  Shooting an effigy of a local member of your town should land this shiathead in jail.

Nobody is saying he shouldn't be allowed to shoot at a picture of Nancy Pelosi, we're questioning his competency to hold a public office.


All I know is that if I posted a video of me shooting a picture of my boss I wouldn't have a job anymore.
 
2013-08-28 12:40:46 PM  

Weaver95: MFAWG: Hollie Maea: OK, so shooting at an effigy of a major national politician such as Nancy Pelosi is stupid, but you might be able to argue that it's somewhere at the very edge of protected political speech.  Shooting an effigy of a local member of your town should land this shiathead in jail.

Nobody is saying he shouldn't be allowed to shoot at a picture of Nancy Pelosi, we're questioning his competency to hold a public office.

All I know is that if I posted a video of me shooting a picture of my boss I wouldn't have a job anymore.


Yup.
 
2013-08-28 12:41:15 PM  
And this dude is reminding me of Dan White too much.

www.lcelebs.com

Whose legacy isn't just the murder of San Francisco politicians - Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk, he also left us with the "Twinkie Defense" and freakin' DIANE FEINSTEIN.
 
2013-08-28 12:41:24 PM  

Weaver95: Three Crooked Squirrels: The guy just seems like a complete and total loser.

He's fairly typical of central Pennsylvania republicans. And I REALLY wish I was exaggerating when I say that!


They are farking proud of it.
 
2013-08-28 12:42:47 PM  

Coco LaFemme: A good gauge of whether someone is mentally ill or not is if they use the word "libtard" in a sentence and mean it.

 
2013-08-28 12:43:31 PM  

ScaryBottles: They are farking proud of it.


My step dad is one.
He's very wealthy, and a big gun collector.
What's nice is he uses a gun safe, and keeps his combination on his mac-book, which is password protected, and he's got Alzheimer's
 
2013-08-28 12:44:09 PM  
Has he taken over all of Northumberland County yet?
 
2013-08-28 12:44:17 PM  
It does amuse me that these fools make all these absurd claims despite they still retain the ability to go around and make all of these claims.
 
2013-08-28 12:44:25 PM  
Councilman Eric should get a gun and "stand his ground" whenever the asshat enters the room with him....
 
2013-08-28 12:44:28 PM  

MFAWG: Weaver95: MFAWG: Hollie Maea: OK, so shooting at an effigy of a major national politician such as Nancy Pelosi is stupid, but you might be able to argue that it's somewhere at the very edge of protected political speech.  Shooting an effigy of a local member of your town should land this shiathead in jail.

Nobody is saying he shouldn't be allowed to shoot at a picture of Nancy Pelosi, we're questioning his competency to hold a public office.

All I know is that if I posted a video of me shooting a picture of my boss I wouldn't have a job anymore.

Yup.


At least he's giving them plenty of ammunition to make that suspension permanent... as a resident  Weaver95, do you think that's likely to happen? How pervasive is this full-retard-level derp where you are?
 
2013-08-28 12:46:06 PM  

MFAWG: Nobody is saying he shouldn't be allowed to shoot at a picture of Nancy Pelosi, we're questioning his competency to hold a public office.


Shooting a picture of Nancy Pelosi should have got him out of a job.  Shooting a picture of one of his colleagues should have landed him in jail.
 
2013-08-28 12:48:11 PM  
What is dude's Fark handle? Seems like a certain thin craniumed individual.
 
2013-08-28 12:48:22 PM  
Forgetting for a moment the dude is extremely, scarily batshiat insane, is he also a horrible shot? He pumped out 40 rounds on camera. He then reloaded and headed down range, off camera and pumped out what sounded like another 40 rounds. He came back with a torn-up target. The target wasn't full of holes, mind you. It was simply torn up.

 
Things that make ya go hmmm?
 
2013-08-28 12:48:36 PM  
If he's a public servant and not an elected official, there should be a "code of conduct" clause in his contract.

If there's any value to that clause this behavior should be res ipsa loquitur for termination.
 
2013-08-28 12:49:27 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: MFAWG: Weaver95: MFAWG: Hollie Maea: OK, so shooting at an effigy of a major national politician such as Nancy Pelosi is stupid, but you might be able to argue that it's somewhere at the very edge of protected political speech.  Shooting an effigy of a local member of your town should land this shiathead in jail.

Nobody is saying he shouldn't be allowed to shoot at a picture of Nancy Pelosi, we're questioning his competency to hold a public office.

All I know is that if I posted a video of me shooting a picture of my boss I wouldn't have a job anymore.

Yup.

At least he's giving them plenty of ammunition to make that suspension permanent... as a resident  Weaver95, do you think that's likely to happen? How pervasive is this full-retard-level derp where you are?


It varies by county...some are more derptastic than others. This guy is deep in loony land tho, so I suspect he would be difficult to remove. That said...small town politics being what they are, if you piss in boss hoggs cereal he's gonna fire your ass. Not because you done wrong but because you rocked his boat. Sheriff Mc dumbass here just made himself a national embarrassment and I think that is what will ultimately get him fired.

Not that attitudes will change. They'll just hire someone a bit more media savvy but still just as authoritarian to replace him.
 
2013-08-28 12:50:06 PM  
Was he a cowardly little limp-dick biatch before he became a Republican, or did becoming a Republican make him a cowardly little limp-dick biatch?

Since All Republicans are cowardly little limp-dick biatches, but not all cowardly little limp-dick biatches are Republicans, I can't quite figure this one out.
 
2013-08-28 12:51:09 PM  

Hollie Maea: MFAWG: Nobody is saying he shouldn't be allowed to shoot at a picture of Nancy Pelosi, we're questioning his competency to hold a public office.

Shooting a picture of Nancy Pelosi should have got him out of a job.  Shooting a picture of one of his colleagues should have landed him in jail.


I'm pretty leery of punishing someone for hanging, burning, or even shooting a public figure in effigy. It's one of the oldest forms of political protest out there.
 
2013-08-28 12:52:40 PM  
The gun nuts (not gun fans) will ironically be the reaon why stricter gun laws will be put into place. Their crazed stupidity will be their own worse enemy.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-28 12:53:41 PM  

MFAWG: Nobody is saying he shouldn't be allowed to shoot at a picture of Nancy Pelosi, we're questioning his competency to hold a public office.


Or a gun.  Or a knife or a rock or stick.
 
2013-08-28 12:53:53 PM  

MFAWG: Hollie Maea: MFAWG: Nobody is saying he shouldn't be allowed to shoot at a picture of Nancy Pelosi, we're questioning his competency to hold a public office.

Shooting a picture of Nancy Pelosi should have got him out of a job.  Shooting a picture of one of his colleagues should have landed him in jail.

I'm pretty leery of punishing someone for hanging, burning, or even shooting a public figure in effigy. It's one of the oldest forms of political protest out there.


I don't care if he shoots a picture of pelosi full of holes. Kinda immature and pointless but whatever. Posting a video of you making insulting comments about your boss and then shooting said boss in effigy? Yeah. That's a firing offense.

Like I said..lif I tried something like this, I'd expect to be immediately fired once the boss heard about it.
 
2013-08-28 12:53:58 PM  

vpb: So?  A perfectly typical responsible gun owner.  Exactly the sort of patriot who would totally have a badge and a gun.


Did you come up with that one all on your own? Seems like I've seen it before.
 
2013-08-28 12:53:59 PM  

HawgWild: Yikes ...

Well, at least it gives me the excuse to post these:

PEW PEW PEW!

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2013-08-28 12:54:20 PM  

vudukungfu: What's nice is he uses a gun safe, and keeps his combination on his mac-book, which is password protected, and he's got Alzheimer's


When I was 10 years old, one of our neighbors came down with rare early onset Alzheimer's.  He was in his mid 30s.  His wife was my mom's best friend, they were zealous evangelicals, he was a major hunting enthusiast and they had two small kids they had adopted from some Southeast Asian country.  His wife came down with severe clinical depression.  She was in the hospital for 6 months, attempted suicide a few times, and went through electroshock therapy.  Then she got better.  She was super super excited about how she had been healed and so forth.  My dad worried that she was manic depressive but the big story of the neighborhood was how there had been this miracle.  A few days later she went to his gun cabinet, which he had forgotten to lock, took out a shotgun, drove over to our house and blew her head off in our yard.

/Not very cool story, bro.
//Hope your family has a better outcome.
 
2013-08-28 12:55:04 PM  
It has been judged as legal and is  a common practice in many small towns in Pennsylvania to give applicants an IQ test and to not hire people who score too high, the reasoning being that they will leave for the Pennsylvania State Police or a larger police force after getting some experience.
 
2013-08-28 12:55:49 PM  

StopLurkListen: If he's a public servant and not an elected official, there should be a "code of conduct" clause in his contract.

If there's any value to that clause this behavior should be res ipsa loquitur for termination.


Government employees are hard to fire.  Lots of paperwork, hearings, arbitrators, etc.  And he's probably got a local or state level police fraternal order willing to spend big bucks to make sure he keeps his job.
 
2013-08-28 12:56:12 PM  
I haven't been following this guy so I don't know what other insanity he's been into. He may very well be nuts, but shooting a piece of paper, even with things printed on it, just isn't that big a deal. Hang him for the other stuff.
 
2013-08-28 12:56:35 PM  
I am tempted to make the 45 minute drive down to Gilberton and ride through town with my Obama sticker to troll his fans but that is probably not a brilliant plan
 
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