jtown: Seems like the best alarm clock ever. I'll be he didn't even think about hitting the snooze button.
Sofa King Smart: sure those kinds of alarm clocks will work for your basic light sleepers... but what about really deep sleepers like me?
Treygreen13: [450x253 from http://www.robsingleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/massive_head_wo und_harry2.jpg image 450x253]
ows: be wild if his name was peter
Towermonkey: Did a little old lady get mutilated late last night?/ rip Warren
James!: Kid's a werewolf now,
FloydA: James!: Kid's a werewolf now,[500x255 from http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m239/floyda/fark%20tags/therecastle .jpg image 500x255]
outtatowner: I call bullshiate on the story.
outtatowner: I call bullshiate on the story.Singular wolf came into a camp and attacked a sleeping human during camping (read plentiful food) season? That's about as likely as Fark getting rid of Florida tag because the state's inhabitants all of a sudden all smartened up at the same time.Aside from the obvious problems with his story... a wolf would go for the throat first. It's in their nature to dispatch the pray first. If you ever watched a dog hunt a dog toy (aka shake it before chewing in it) or observed wolves in their habitat you'd know that it's about as likely as well, it's not.//CSB time///I live with three mixed-batch Siberian Huskies that have wolf in them as close as parents////They weigh in from 65 to 115 lbs and are gentler than most people, let alone any yuppy dog-thing that people bred out//CSB off
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